A brand new day with a brand new say
Featuring Berryz koubou
Form teacher Rika Ishikawa
Asami Konno Sensei
Principal Yuko Nakazawa
It's the first day of the new semester, surprisingly everyone in Berryz koubou is being assigned to the same class.
As the front door slide open, here comes the new form teacher Rika Ishikawa.
Rika: "Ok everyone please keep quiet and settle down~!! First of all, I will be asking some questions regarding your opinion on whatever you've been learned in your previous school. Wait...wait a minute...Risako chan! Why are you holding an umbrella in the midst of a class!!!!"
Ree:"Hmm? Mum told me that if I'm gonna sit in the first row, my face would be covered by the teacher's saliva, so the best way to protect myself from this pouring sensation is to hold an umbrella...I like pink umbrellas, Sensei too?
Rika:"....never mind. Continue with our objective of the day, starting with English. Momoko chan...please tell us why do you need to learn English?"
Momo: Hmm...actually I'm not sure...because I think English is actually a stupid language. Sensei you see, why is there no ham in a hamburger? And neither pine nor apple in a pineapple? Why is the boxing ring square? and since vegetarians eat vegetable, what do humanitarians eat?
Rika:"........I can see you are perfect with your English...........nevermind, next...wait...wait a minute again! Saki chan! why are you squatting on the floor?"
Saki:"Shhh sensei, I'm counting the ants....Sensei do you know what's the biggest ant on earth?
Rika:"What?!"
Saki:"An elephANT!"
Rika(almost fainted):"...................let's continue with our lesson. Miyabi chan, please come to the front and show us how to expand this equation. (a+2b)n
miyabi:" (a+2b)n
(a + 2b)n
(a + 2b)n
Rika:"........." (fainted and foaming on the floor)
....to be continued