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Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Aioros on July 14, 2006, 01:14:02 PM
"Ai-chan, why don't you go visit Aibon later?"

Ai was busy memorizing her script for the upcoming musical and wasn't paying attention to what Yossi just said. Yossi asked her three times already but she still didn't answer. Yossi then approached her and grabbed the papers from her hand to get her attention.

"Go visit Aibon later." Yossi now ordered her to do it, handing her keys to Aibon's apartment.

"But..." Ai wanted to say that she had to memorize her lines but Yossi gave her a look that told her that she wouldn't take no for an answer.

As Ai walked towards Aibon's apartment, she remembered the feelings she had for Aibon that she was keeping inside. Even before she became part of Morning Musume, she already looked up to Aibon. Even if she was younger than her, she always thought of her as a senpai. Admiration, yes. But there was something else. When she became part of Mini Moni, she thought that she could get closer to Aibon but someone was always in her way. Ever since, she's been trying to hide these feelings, for even she herself didn't know how to express them. And now she had the chance to be alone with Aibon. And maybe even get intimate.

Ai has been knocking on the door for quite sometime but no one answered. She used the keys Yossi gave her earlier. She's been to Aibon's apartment before and in her eyes everything looked the same. She didn't notice the pair of shoes that didn't belong to Aibon when she removed her own.

"Aibon, I'm here. I knocked but you didn't answer so I used the keys." She called her out. But no one still answered. The TV was on but nobody was on the couch. Ai turned it off and proceeded to Aibon's bedroom. Again she failed to notice something unusual. There were two sets of clothes scattered on the floor.

The door of Aibon's bedroom was slightly open. Ai entered and cautiously went to her bed for she wasn't sure if Aibon was asleep. She saw that her entire body was covered by her white blanket. Ai slowly pulled the white sheet down. She saw Aibon's gentle face, her eyes closed and sleeping peacefully. It looked like she wasn't affected at all by what happened to her. She pulled the sheet down and was surprised with what she saw. Aibon didn't wear anything beneath the sheets. But that wasn't the thing that surprised her. It was Nono, who also was under the blanket and wearing nothing. Her arms were wrapped tight around Aibon's nubile body, as if she was saying that nothing can take Aibon away from her. Ai didn't want to wake them up for she knew that they must have been spent with what they have done. She felt that she wasn't needed.

Ai walked out of the room like they way she entered and gently closed the door behind her. With her back against the door, she slowly sank to the floor. Tears were about to fall but she didn't let them. She looked at the ceiling just to keep them from falling. She has been jealous of Nono all this time and she knew that she couldn't replace her in Aibon's heart. Part of her is telling her to give up but another part of her is telling her to pursue what she wants.

Ai couldn't do anything right now so she pulled out the script from her bag and started memorizing her lines for the musical...
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Aioros on July 14, 2006, 05:21:23 PM
Are you familiar with this number Mako-chan? I keep getting messages from it." Risa asked.
"Let me take a look Gaki-san." A smiling Makoto said and Risa handed her phone to her. She took a long, hard look at it and gave her answer. "Nope. I don't know this number. What do you get from it anyway?"
"I keep on getting romantic quotes from time to time. When I send a message, he doesn't reply."
"So you're assuming the owner's a guy?" Makoto said with a sly smile painted on her face.
"Probably. And I think I'm starting to develop some feelings for him."
"Falling in love with someone you haven't even met? That could be dangerous."
"That's why I asked him to meet me later. See ya Mako-chan, I might be late for our meeting." Makoto's eyes were wide open when she heard Risa say those words but Risa was already gone before she could stop her. Mako-chan quickly reached for her phone and saw that she had a new message.
"Meet me at Sabishii Cafe at 4PM."
Makoto looked at her watch and it was 3:45 already.
"Damn!"

Risa waited for her text mate at the cafe. She tried to imagine what he would look like.
"I hope he's cute and tall." She thought. She waited patiently, reading the quotes she received from his mystery admirer,
not aware of the time.
But she waited in vain.

"Miss, we're about to close." One of the cafe's staff told her.
"Can I stay a bit longer?" Risa begged.
"Sorry Miss, but we really have to close now. Why don't you come back tomorrow?"
Risa looked at her watch. "Ehhh?" she said and then stood up.
"Sorry, I didn't know it's this late." Bowing to the staff and then speeding to the exit.
Risa walked home defeated, but still hopeful that she will meet him someday.
Then she suddenly remembered something,
"I forgot to pay my bill!" She then ran back to the shop and thankfully she got back on time.
But now she had to walk back along the lonely path of defeat...

---

"So how did it go, Gaki-san?" Makoto, with a concerned look on her face, asked her .
"He stood me up." Risa said with a smile. But a smile is the only thing that can conceal what a person really feels. Makoto knows Risa's disappointed and she didn't know how to tell her the truth.
"I'll try giving him a ring." Risa said as she dialed the number on her phone.
The room was filled with the sound of a midi version of Roman ~MY DEAR BOY~. And it was coming from Makoto's jacket.
"What a time for me to forget to put it in silent mode." Makoto thought.
Makoto looked at the pocket of her jacket and then looked at Risa.
As Risa pressed the cancel button, Makoto's phone stopped ringing.
The smile on Risa's face disappeared the moment the phone stopped ringing.
The cheerful atmosphere a while ago suddenly turned gloomy in just a blink of an eye.
Risa wasn't good at holding back tears so as soon as one fell, a few more followed.
Neither of them was able to talk for a while. Makoto tried to look away but Risa's tearful gaze was locked on her eyes.
"How could you, Mako-chan?"
"I'm sorry Gaki-san. I wanted to tell you before you left yesterday but you were in a hurry. And I was afraid that telling you the truth would."
"You can make fun of anything can you? Even my feelings?"
"I didn't mean to, Gaki-san. We can work this out."
"No. We can't." Risa turned her back and was ready to leave the room. But as she was about to turn the knob, Makoto held her hand and pressed the lock.
"Gaki-san. The messages I sent you. Those were my real feelings for you..."
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Mikan on July 16, 2006, 07:26:43 AM
Am I the first reply? I will say what everyone wants then - POST MORE!
I like where this is going. You're signature banner makes me laugh, btw
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: smoothee on July 17, 2006, 11:57:53 AM
wow wordsworth!! these are awesome!! hehe lol you make it seem like half of momusu are lesbians!! not that im complaining.. wahahaha
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: huggumwuggums on July 18, 2006, 08:00:46 AM
Quote from: smoothee
wow wordsworth!! these are awesome!! hehe lol you make it seem like half of momusu are lesbians!! not that im complaining.. wahahaha


They ARE lesbians!! :drool:
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: smoothee on July 18, 2006, 09:50:25 AM
Quote from: huggumwuggums
They ARE lesbians!! :drool:


sigh.. now i need to save money to go get a sex change.. :evil:
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: lil_hamz on July 18, 2006, 07:27:51 PM
YAY! to inter-gokkies love :D
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Aioros on July 28, 2006, 12:56:58 PM
Miki couldn't sleep well that night so she decided to go out for a walk.The air was cold. But Miki felt the opposite for reasons she didn't know.She stopped by a convenience store to buy a drink. As she payed for it on the counter, she saw that this guy, probably a two to three years younger than her,was checking her out. Miki gave him the stare but it didn't stop him.Miki signaled the guy to follow her outside.

Once outside, she confronted him.
"You were checking me out." Miki said.
"Why not?You're hot." The guy said.
"How much would you pay to do me?" said a flattered Miki
"What?" The guy asked. "Aren't you an idol or something?"
"So? I asked you a question and I better get an answer."
"I only have 5,000 yen right now but I think you're a lot worth more than that."
"How much more?"
"Probably 20,000."

silence...

"How much do I need to pay you to do me?" Miki asked.
"You serious?" The guy couldn't believe what he just heard.
Miki didn't answer him. But she started to unbutton his shirt.
"If you let me, I'm willing do you for free."

silence...

"Let's do it." Miki said as she dragged him into a dark alley...

noise...

Miki felt a lot better when she reached her apartment. She lay down on her
bed and sent a message to Ayaya.
"Guess what? I'm worth 20,000 yen."
A few minutes later Ayaya replied.
"Good for you. I was worth  30,000 and Rika said she was worth 50,000 last night.Beat that!"

silence...

"Damn! I have to work on my charm." Miki said to herself.

:pimp:
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Mikan on July 28, 2006, 02:03:24 PM
AHAHA! I didnt expact that! Totally didnt see it!

Cant wait to see the next one. Have you got drafts or do you just write when you feel like it?
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: smoothee on July 28, 2006, 02:44:00 PM
jeez wordsworth!! you dont write enough!!! i want more of your short stories!!! wahahahahha!!!! and add some more to "too young"!!
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: rndmnwierd on July 29, 2006, 07:01:11 PM
Lol, Guilty Pleasures indeed. I like the last chapter. Random Miki sex. Also poor Takahashi but yay AibonxNono! I'm not sure what to think about the Gaki/Mako pairing, though. It's definitely new.
Title: 6th Gen Knows Best
Post by: Aioros on August 02, 2006, 05:40:08 AM
Eri: My Mom's weird. She bought me a game for PSP even if she knows I don't have one.

Reina: You're just like you're mom. You gave me a game for PS2 on my birthday even if you knew I didn't have a PS2.

Sayu: You know who's weird? Goto-sempai. I saw a couple of these (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9083/koalaao3.jpg) in her purse. How's she gonna use it anyway? Unless...

Eri and Reina look at each other.

Eri: Then Yossi is twice as weird! I saw two packs of those in her bag the other day.

Reina tries to hide her stuff but it falls on the floor and Sayu and Eri saw it.

Sayu: Reina! You too?

Eri: My shock!

Reina: It's not mine! It's Ai-chan's!


:rolleyes:
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Mikan on August 02, 2006, 09:32:01 AM
ROFL!

the colours are trippy! I like it!

How could you stop right there? Lol. I want to know exactly what's going on! ahh i wont be able to sleep!
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: smoothee on August 02, 2006, 09:54:48 AM
first thing came to my mind was condoms.. ahahaha
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: rndmnwierd on August 06, 2006, 05:23:30 AM
OMG! Koalas!
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Eri: My shock!


Lol, 69th Post. W00T!
Title: Shooting the Lights Out
Post by: Aioros on August 27, 2006, 03:57:48 PM
Risa couldn't sleep that night so she decided to shoot some hoops on the nearby court.
"It's been a while since I last touched a basketball." She said as she stood in front of the 15th parallel, dribbling a Spalding basketball. She took aim and released. The shot was straight, yet it rimmed out. Risa ran after the ball which rolled to the right side of the court but stopped when it hit a pair of feet.

*Clap,clap,clap* She looked up to see who it was.
"Nice shot, Gaki-san." It was Yossi. She picked up the ball, walked to where Risa was and prepared to take a shot.
"You should bend you knees more." She said as she took the shot. Swish. Nothing but net.
"Wow! You're great, Yossi!" An amazed Risa said.
"Wanna take me on?" Yossi challenged her.

Risa thought that it would be a great chance to bond with her. They were never that close since she became part of Morning Musume. She had a lot of respect for Yossi. Risa admired Yossi because of  her character, she was an idol and an athlete, all rolled into one. Sure. Rika, Miki and the other Gatas players were athletes too but there was something Yossi had that they didn’t. She acted like a big sister towards her, especially now that she's the leader of Morning Musume.  But that's not only what's on her mind. Risa thinks that she had a chance against her since she had basketball experience before but Yossi has height advantage, and probably even more.

"Why not." She said as she accepted the challenge. "Winner's out?"
"Sure. Race to three." Yossi said as she passed the ball to her. "You take the first shot."

Risa dribbled. Yossi's posture told her that she won't be able to pass her easily. Risa tried to go to the right but Yossi got in front of her. Risa was expecting this so she had something prepared. She dribbled the ball between her legs and went left and scored with a lay up. Yossi was left on her tracks.

"So you've got skills, Gaki-san. I'm impressed." Yossi said and gave the ball back to Risa.
"Thanks. But I'm just warming up." Risa replied.
"Me too." Yossi said. "That won't work on me the second time around. Go ahead, try me."

Risa dribbled slowly, trying to read what Yossi had in mind. She then changed the pace of her dribble and went left. Yossi got in front of her but Risa had another trick: she used a spin move to get around Yossi and dribbled towards the hoop. Yossi was able to catch her and got in front again but Risa stopped and took a jump shot over the outstretched arms of Yossi and got clipped in the arm but the shot went in. Yossi couldn't believe it.

"There's a foul, Yossi." Risa said as she treid to catch her breath.
"Yep." That was all Yossi could say. You could tell that she's a bit frustrated at the moment.

Risa picked up the ball and started dribbling.
"One more basket and I win." She thought.

She started dribbling close to the basket but Yossi stuck to her like glue, not giving her space to take the shot or drive. Risa posted against her, trying to inch her way closer but Yossi stood her ground. Risa made a sudden pivot and Yossi lost her balance and fell to the floor. Risa scores again and she wins. Yossi still lay on the floor. Risa rushed to her as she extended her hand to help her get up. Surprisingly, Yossi pulls her. Risa lost her balance and fell on top of her.

Their bodies never got this close. Never. There was an unexplainable feeling that Risa had. Sure she won the game and it was enough to make her ecstatic but what she was feeling right now was more than that. Yossi's skin was smooth and Risa felt that it was even smoother than her's. She knows the feeling of the other girls when they touch but there was something different and special in Yossi's touch. And their lips touching each other was partly responsible for that too. Risa broke the kiss but their eyes were still locked at each other.

"You're so beautiful, Yossi." Risa said as she got off her.
"You're beautiful too, Gaki-san." Yossi said as she sat up.

She put her hands on Risa and tried to pull her closer again. Risa seems to have been hypnotized by Yossi's alluring gaze and was willing to lock lips with her again. She closed her eyes and waited for their lips to meet. It was only for a few seconds yet the waiting seemed to last forever. Their lips didn't touch so Risa opened her eyes. She saw Yossi who was smiling, already on her feet and held out her had to help her stand up.

"But there was a foul in that last move of yours, Gaki-san..."



Ouch.

XD
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: rndmnwierd on August 27, 2006, 08:05:41 PM
Yossi/Gaki? Hmm, interesting.
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: lil_hamz on August 28, 2006, 06:28:09 AM
WAT?!?! Gaki + Yossi?
Totally unexpected. I wait with anticipation :D
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Mikan on August 28, 2006, 08:27:18 AM
Lol!! Yossui is a total player. A girl on a mission to spread the love. So I guess its no real shock who she pairs up with then ^^
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Tanachan on August 30, 2006, 02:14:48 AM
Great FF! Keep it comin'!
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: ChrNo on September 03, 2006, 03:03:05 AM
wow, your short stories are really well made...i really liked the mako/risa one, (exept the fact that...it's mako and risa...but it doesnt really matter because it's so well written...). the miki one was kinda funny heh, and the last one was great too (...still i think risa doesnt fit here >< but it's just me...) hope more are coming too ^^
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: MurasakiNeko on September 07, 2006, 08:23:08 AM
ah >_< if only i had the time to read these, i read a few sentances in a hurry, and from those sentances i can conclude it might be something i would enjoy reading :)
Title: Straight Flush!
Post by: Aioros on October 09, 2006, 12:08:36 PM
The game: Strip Poker
The players: Rika(undies), Yossi(jeans,undies), Miki(shirt,undies), Ayaya(out), Gocchin(out). Note: Eliminated players do not have clothes anymore
The dealer: Tsuji (for some apparent reason, she likes to deal with no clothes on)

"Remember that the winner gets to take a picture of the losers." Yossi reminded the girls.
"You don't have to rub it in." Gocchin said as she tucked on the bed sheet that covered her and Ayaya.
"I told you to practice but you didn't!" Miki said as she looked at Ayaya.
"I practice but you always call me up in the middle of the night so I don't have enough sleep!"
"What did you talk about, Miki?" Rika asked.
"None of your business." Miki answered as she stuck her tongue out at Rika.
"Tee hee. I bet you call Ayaya saying "Oh Ayaya, I wet my bed! I'm so scared because I had a dream that
Tsunku-san was gonna put me in C-ute! Help me!"" Rika retaliated.
All of them laughed, except Miki.

Hey, let's continue. Tsuji said as she started dealing the cards.

Rika looked at her cards.
9 of Diamonds, Jack of Hearts.

Yossi looked at her cards.
Queen of Hearts, Queen of Spades.

Miki didn't look at her cards.
"All in." that's all she said.

"Whoa. Miki's in desperation mode!" Gocchin said.
"She didn't even look at her cards." Ayaya gasped. "Maybe she wants to keep us company. There's still space for one Miki."
"Sheesh Miki, you're such a showoff!" Yossi said. "Alright, all in for me too!"
Rika taps twice, signifying a check.

Tsuji reveals three cards.
King of Spades,10 of Clubs,10 of Hearts.

Rika felt confident after the check. "How about a side bet." She said. "If I win, Miki tells us what she and Ayaya talks about at night and Yossi will wear my costume in Sukeban Deka in next week's Hello!Morning."
"Sure." Yossi said. "If I win, Miki wears her outfit in the new PV in the next show and Rika dyes her hair like Mako-chan. What about you Miki?"
"Seeing you two naked and go at it is fine with me." Miki said.

"The fourth card..." Tsuji said.
10 of Diamonds

"Full House." Yossi thought. "This one is money in the bank!"
"Lemme see. I need either a Jack or a King to make a full house. Please, I don't want to dye my hair." Rika said to herself.
Miki just kept her stoic look.

"The last card..."
Jack of Clubs

"Hah! Loks like Yossi's going to wear my costume." Rika exclaimed as she revealed her hand.
9 of Diamonds, Jack of Hearts + King of Spades,10 of Clubs,10 of Hearts,10 of Diamonds, Jack of Clubs = Full House

"Not so fast Ms. 'Dye My Hair Like Mako-chan'!" Yossi stood up and threw her cards on the table. "Hahahaha!"
Queen of Hearts, Queen of Spades + King of Spades,10 of Clubs,10 of Hearts,10 of Diamonds, Jack of Clubs = Full House

2 Queens > 2 Jacks

Miki finally looked at her cards. She looked at Rika, Yossi, Ayaya and Gocchin.

Then she painted a evil grin on her face.

"Better start taking your clothes, bitches! Ha! Eat this!" She said as she revealed one of her cards.
3 of Clubs

"Hahaha! Do you expect us to beat us with that? That's one of the lowest cards in the game." Yossi said.
"Come on Miki, don't scare us like that." Rika added, but she was hoping that Miki would win so she can avoid dyeing her hair.

Miki revealed her last card: 10 of Spades
3 of Clubs, 10 of Spades + King of Spades,10 of Clubs,10 of Hearts,10 of Diamonds, Jack of Clubs = Four of a kind

Four of a kind > Full House.

Then she started doing those MANPOWER! dance moves.

Gocchin and Ayaya looked at each other, amazed by the desperation play by Miki. Then they ran towards her and hugged her, increasing the excitement Miki was feeling.
"Take it off Yossi! You too Rika!" Miki said as she put her hands on Ayaya and Gocchin's you know where.
"Sh*t!!!" Yossi grumbled as she started taking all of her clothes off.
"Aww. Good game, good game." Rika said. "Nice. I'm saved." she said to herself as she stripped.
"It's all Nono's fault! I can't concentrate seeing her naked!" Yossi said.
"You always make excuses, Yossi."  Nono said.
"Yeah be a sport, Yossi." Ayaya said.
Suddenly they hear a click from a camera.
"Say hello to Friday's frontpage girls!" Said a fully clothed Miki as she went for the door.

The other girls went after her but she was able to escape.

"Sh*t! Do you think she'll give to Friday?" Gocchin said.
"Nah, I know Miki. She'll keep it all to herself." Ayaya said.
"Wanna play another game?" Nono asked as she shuffled the cards.
The other girls looked at each other.
"Why not." They said in unison.

==============

This is what I get for watching Wolrd Poker Tour on TV :lol:
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: ChrNo on October 09, 2006, 04:20:00 PM
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: fhdsjkhfjkshghgelhjlkejh !!!

evil miki on the way!!! XD XD XD

omg that was so good wordsworth !!! you are the best !!!
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"Tee hee. I bet you call Ayaya saying "Oh Ayaya, I wet my bed! I'm so scared because I had a dream that
Tsunku-san was gonna put me in C-ute! Help me!"" Rika retaliated.

:lmao:
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Miki didn't look at her cards.
"All in." that's all she said.
"Whoa. Miki's in desperation mode!" Gocchin said.

:ROFL
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"If I win, Miki tells us what she and Ayaya talks about at night and Yossi will wear my costume in Sukeban Deka in next week's Hello!Morning."
"Sure." Yossi said. "If I win, Miki wears her outfit in the new PV in the next show and Rika dyes her hair like Mako-chan. What about you Miki?"
"Seeing you two naked and go at it is fine with me." Miki said.

awww...:drool:
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"Come on Miki, don't scare us like that." Rika added, but she was hoping that Miki would win so she can avoid dyeing her hair.

:lol:
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It's all Nono's fault! I can't concentrate seeing her naked!" Yossi said.

:panda_haha:
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: rndmnwierd on October 09, 2006, 07:10:08 PM
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The dealer: Tsuji (for some apparent reason, she likes to deal with no clothes on)

:drool:

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"Tee hee. I bet you call Ayaya saying "Oh Ayaya, I wet my bed! I'm so scared because I had a dream that
Tsunku-san was gonna put me in C-ute! Help me!"

Tee Hee!

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Then she started doing those MANPOWER! dance moves.

XDXD
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"It's all Nono's fault! I can't concentrate seeing her naked!" Yossi said.

XDXDXD
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"Say hello to Friday's frontpage girls!" Said a fully clothed Miki as she went for the door.

XDXDXDXD *dies*

And a big lol at their wagers!
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Tanachan on October 14, 2006, 04:38:54 AM
XD I wanna see what Miki talks about with Aya!
*waits in room next to Miki's for a phone call*
Risa: WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM??? *smacks him*
Me:SHHHH! Don't u wanna have the best rumors to spread?
Risa: *gets milk from the wall*
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: jafeijai on October 14, 2006, 07:51:43 PM
LMAO!! this is hilarious XDXD loving their wagers hahahaha and that desperation play XDXD
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: Aioros on October 18, 2006, 11:37:30 AM
WTH? What happened to Rika's hair?! XD

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7819/rikafw7.th.jpg) (http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rikafw7.jpg)
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: ChrNo on October 18, 2006, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from:  TheGwordsworth

"Sure." Yossi said. "If I win, Miki wears her outfit in the new PV in the next show and Rika dyes her hair like Mako-chan.


XD
you must be one of their guardian-angel...or guardian-demon ...:bow:
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: jafeijai on October 18, 2006, 05:53:42 PM
Quote from: wordsworth
WTH? What happened to Rika's hair?! XD

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7819/rikafw7.th.jpg) (http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rikafw7.jpg)

OMG....they must have played again with the same wagers XDXD looks like Yossui won this second time XD
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: rndmnwierd on October 18, 2006, 07:03:58 PM
Blonde Rika bad!
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: lil_hamz on October 20, 2006, 06:28:52 AM
I'm pretty sure Rika dyed her hair blond so Yossi would stop pining for Makoto and give her some attention already XD
Title: When boredom,stress and frustration attacks...I need a vacation...and money
Post by: Aioros on January 10, 2007, 06:55:48 AM
I was bored so I wandered around to ask some of the people here questions to verify if they are as innocent as they seem.

What's the first thing you think of when you hear the word "facial"?


Ishikawa Rika - "Something I get at least once a week..."(Ho hum. That's Rika for you, ladies and gentlemen.She's probably talking about a "real" facial. Unless... O_o )

Nozomi Tsuji - "Something Aibon and I used to give each other after concerts..."(Sounds kinky but she's talking about slamming their faces with cake or other food. I saw it and I didn't like it.)

Yoshizawa Hitomi - "Facial? As in Su-facial Generation?"

Then she crossed her arms perpendicularly and started hopping with one foot up in the air. I smiled at her but in fact I wanted to smack her silly. She's graduating anyway so I let that pass up.

Takahashi Ai - "I don't want to talk about it."
Me - "How come?"
T.A. - "I got my first one when I was young."
Me -  "Really? Who gave it to you?" (Finally I'm getting somewhere)
T.A. - "My mom. She wanted to try that new cream on me before she tried it on herself. It's so embarrassing."
Me - "..."(Or so I thought)

Nothing wrong with their answers though. But it was not the kind I was expecting from them.

I then bumped into the younger ones.

Do you know what a "hard on" is?

Niigaki Risa - "Is that a new clothing line? Or is it Ju-on starring HG? Or is it..."(She continued answering me with more questions. I stopped listening to her the moment she said 'Is')

Tanaka Reina - "I bet that's going to be the title of a photobook..." (Unintentionally and subconsciosuly, that is the title of all PBs. Duh?)

Michishige Sayumi - Is that something edible? Can I eat it? (O_o Edible? Not really. My, my Sayu.I wanted to laugh but I didn't.)

Kamei Eri - How'd you know the name of my pet? (WTF? Who the heck names their pets 'Hard On?' O_o)

Kusumi Koharu - *smiles but doesn't answer* (What's up with her?)

Anonymous 8th gen hopeful - "That was the title of my audition piece..."

What a weird bunch. I walked on and bumped into some of the more 'senior' people around. I asked them the same question I asked the young ones.

Tsunku - "IT'S NOT MINE!"

Goto Maki - "Well, it's not mine either!" (WTF? Gocchin LOL)

Matsuura Aya - "That's the thing you put on when you go to my room. What? So there's a difference between a 'hard on' and a 'strap on'?"

If you want me to ask the girls/Tsunku-san more questions, send in the question and the person whom you want me to ask it.

Miki out :P
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: rndmnwierd on January 10, 2007, 07:14:57 AM
Quote from: wordsworth;279319
I was bored so I wandered around to ask some of the people here questions to verify if they are as innocent as they seem.

What's the first thing you think of when you hear the word "facial"?




Nozomi Tsuji - "Something Aibon and I used to give each other after concerts..."(Sounds kinky but she's talking about slamming their faces with cake or other food. I saw it and I didn't like it.)

 :P


No, it's still kinky.
Title: Guilty Pleasures
Post by: lil_hamz on January 10, 2007, 08:47:24 AM
The answers from the younger ones had me laughing like crazy. Seriously hard on as a pet's name? Tsk tsk Eri XD

And we all know miracle girl is deeper than she looks. Oh all that goes on behind that smile :p