I got a new PSP and my bro is getting himself games, assuming I'd llet him play.... Well he can get all the games he wants. Whether HE gets to play them though is a whole different matter
anyway, he got this stupid God of war game that is sort of ok but seeing him play all the other ones it's just.... not novel in the least. It's the usual bash with a sword until they freakin die kind of game and it's not in the least bit original so if I had to rate it I'd give it maybe a 2 or 3 out of 10.
The soundtrack is shitty, the monsters are the basically the same as in all the other games. The dude is just as ugly and overcompensating as in all the other games, the chicks he gets with just as topless... but there was a new bit! I remember in the start this bit where he's with these two chicks and instead of lying side by side or something waiting for him, it looked like they were starting the party without him which made me crack up and increas the score of this game to 4 stars, out of funniness
The hero Kratos (which isn't even a Greek name as far as I remember... I mean it's not like you'd walk down Kato toumba and hear an oldie calling out "KRATOS, COME BACK AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK" or something. So I'm still kinda pissed off at the illiteracy and not even close to an understanding of Greek culture @_@ ( I hope that smiley looks like an eye-rolling one
I hate how this is supposed to be set in Greece yet nothing about it screams Greece to me. And it doesn't coincide with any other ancient Greek representations as seen in movies and such. For example, there hasn't been (so far) any other famous Greek warrior. This game seems solely focused on the gods of ancient Greece, having mentioned them a gazillion times, and created eerie bloodties that were unheard of before and are probably just bullshit or made up for example, Apollo's sister (actually I don't think they even called him that ).....
This would remove a star but I'm feeling generous today.
The gameplay is the same but at least the weapons have deviated a little. This time around there's a shield and a few combos which I think are new. It's amazing how of all the things they could change in a game that has a series of predecesors, they choose to alter the comfort zone and thus make you play a whole diferent game in the button mashing sense but it still feels like the same crap when you actually look at the screen.
Anyway... it's ok I guess. I was really bored in the toilet and the only inspiration I got was for a story i don't think I'm good enough to write and I got it from this game so I guess.... it's ok I guess. But if I had a choice I'd play some racing or sports game!