Maa-chan’s declaration: “I’m going to overtake Sayashi-san this year!!“1:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/02(水) 09:09:40.69 ID:0Source: 130101 Pokemo movie – New Years Greetings – Sato Masaki 川* ^_〉^)< I’m 10th generation member Masaki Sato! Happy New Year! Alright. Um, about my goal for the year… as I now have a junior with Oda-chan joining the group… I want to become more… how should I put it… more reliable. Up until now I’ve just been “silly Maa-chan” but I want to show everyone a more hardworking, more reliable Maa-chan, too! I’ll do my best! And with my singing, too, I’ll do my best to gradually get to the point where I can overtake Sayashi-san! I’m hoping for your support.9:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/02(水) 09:13:16.74 ID:IPretty awesome for her to have set a goal herself that she’s working towards.12:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/02(水) 09:13:29.02 ID:0Her vocals have a lot of potential. I want Oda’s center placement to be a motivation for her to work hard.14:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/02(水) 09:14:39.40 ID:0Of the Kyukkies and Jukkies, Maa-chan’s already the member who has the best chances of vocally overtaking Rihoriho.17:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/02(水) 09:15:19.96 ID:0Sayashi, Sato and Oda are going to be the vocal power behind Momusu.43:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/02(水) 09:27:43.78 ID:0Once Maa-chan switches gears, she’s going to be pretty formidable.82:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/02(水) 13:39:32.18 ID:0Sayashi and Sato are going to be the front and back like Takahashi-Kamei. The positive and the negative.112:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/03(木) 11:57:30.68 ID:0Maa-chan is their secret weapon.
Fukuda: Doesn’t it ever get noisy at your school with people coming up to you going “hey, you’re in Morning Musume!” or something?Sato: Not at all! I have six people at school who I’m really friendly with, and they aren’t just my friends because I’m in Morning Musume. Actually, they defend me if I’m teased about it. They help me out with studying, too. I’m really grateful to them.
The 10th and 11th generation members have dinner together!!!Sato Maa-chan reproduces their conversation! 1:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:44:11.90 ID:0 So today Jukkies and Oda-chan had dinner together. Us Jukkies were laughing the whole time. (laughs) This is how our conversation went: (Duu finishes drinking her melon soda) (Duu’s cup: clatter clatter) (that’s the sound it made) Duu: “Look, this cup’s somehow funny!” Iikubo (in a loud voice): “That’s Saturn! Saturn!!” (everyone stares at us) Ayu: “Harunan, your voice is too loud!” (Iikubo laughs) (everyone else laughs, too) (some minutes later:) Iikubo: “I meant to say Jupiter just now, not Saturn. Ahahaha.” Sort of like that. It was so fun hanging out with the 10th and 11th gen members. Another happy day. This was Maa-chan. 2:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:46:05.02 ID:0Yeah, I have no idea what I just read.4:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:47:17.64 ID:0Analyzing time!6:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:47:58.32 ID:0Saturn and Jupiter…?10:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:49:20.55 ID:0Could it be that Maa-chan just doesn’t know Saturn or Jupiter?15:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:52:55.99 ID:OSorry, could I get someone translate that into something intelligible?25:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:55:40.89 ID:0>>15Don’t attempt to understand Maa-chan’s blogs.Try to feel them using all your senses.20:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:54:17.98 ID:OIs she saying that Iikubo’s gone mad?21:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:55:06.21 ID:0I’m a Koharu wota. May I make her my new oshi?56:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:02:12.55 ID:0>>21Maa-chan skips but she doesn’t “step up“. So please, feel free.24:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:55:32.40 ID:0The virus completely destroyed her brain, didn’t it?29:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:56:37.91 ID:0What’s she saying?34:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/22(火) 23:57:31.53 ID:0She’s a genius.44:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:00:01.83 ID:0I wonder… I didn’t get what she was trying to say but once I finished reading, I felt all warm and fluffy inside.66:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:03:59.72 ID:0If Maa-chan’s happy, I’m happy.68:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:04:43.13 ID:0I got it.Once she finished drinking her soda, there was a layer of foam that remained in the cup. Iikubo-san saw it and was calling it “Saturn” in a loud voice which caused everyone to break out laughing. Then, Iikubo realized the foam looked like Jupiter and not Saturn. That was the joke.82:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:10:39.67 ID:0>>68Ah, the foam. (laughs) I was looking at the picture and just thought it looked like a normal cup so I was going all “huh?” Great detective work!70:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:05:25.50 ID:0As long as Maa-chan’s having fun.78:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:08:35.64 ID:0I tried translating it. After that, the five of us in 10th and 11th gens went out for lunch. As we were eating, especially the four of us Jukkies were constantly laughing. (laughs) The conversation we were having went as follows… Duu: (finishes her melon soda, makes a sound with her cup by rocking it around) Duu (while showing the cup to everyone): “Look, this cup is somehow funny!” Iikubo (in a loud voice for some reason): “That’s Saturn! Saturn!!“ Because she was so loud, everyone there was staring at us… Ayu: “Harunan, your voice is too loud! (laughs)” (Iikubo laughs) (The five of them all laugh) A few minutes later… Iikubo: “I meant to say “Jupiter” just now, “not “Saturn”. Ahahaha. (laughs)“ Everyone’s reaction to that was like “…what?!” (laughs) Our shared lunch with the 10th and 11th gen members was really fun! Today was another happy day.102:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:24:48.12 ID:0>>78Thanks for your analysis. I’m able to picture it now. Hope you help us out in the future, too.101:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:22:23.23 ID:0I wish Maa-chan would write an essay on this.106:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:29:17.51 ID:0It’s scary because it’s like this eyewitness account of a case that’s still unresolved.120:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:37:43.63 ID:0It’s amazing how she can be so heartwarming. Even though I don’t understand what she’s saying, I always feel like telling her “Oh, really now? Well isn’t that nice.”121:名無し募集中。。。:2013/01/23(水) 00:38:43.84 ID:0It seriously feels like you’re learning the basics of solving reading comprehension problems. You have to put yourself in Maa-chan’s shoes and try to imagine what it is you’re trying to say.Henkka: I just find it so amazing that every time Maa-chan posts something, 2ch has to get together and make a team effort to make any sense of it all. She really might be a genius.
It’s impossible to understand what Sato Maachan is talking about 1:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:05:34.28 ID:0 Here’s something I was doing for fun when I got a flounder in my head. That seaweed strip is Harunan. Harunan, I’m just playing around so don’t be mad. I have my beloved school tomorrow. This was Masaki Sato. http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-11420185169.html2:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:06:17.48 ID:0That’s unintelligible.4:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:07:27.61 ID:0Has to be some kind of code language.13:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:09:01.00 ID:0“I got a flounder in my head” = “I got a good idea.“*That’s all I could decipher.(* TL note: Masaki made a typo.)108:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:28:43.37 ID:0>>13Ahh, I see.15:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:09:53.63 ID:0Seaweed strip…?23:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:11:41.43 ID:0Maybe she meant to say swordfish. I don’t know.31:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:12:50.49 ID:0Maachan seems like the type who doesn’t worry about anything.35:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:13:40.72 ID:0She has literary talent.40:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:15:04.47 ID:0You have to be a genius in able to understand one.51:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:16:45.79 ID:0This seems like an earthquake prediction!65:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:18:38.09 ID:0Masaki TanakaHaruka MichishigeAyumi Haruna69:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:19:27.00 ID:0>>65Ohhh.67:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:18:57.63 ID:0Guys, wait! Don’t be fooled!68:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:19:03.81 ID:0It feels like there’s some sort of significant hidden secret here.72:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:19:41.48 ID:0We’ll finally be able to find Tokugawa’s buried treasure, huh?74:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:20:05.82 ID:0There seems to be some sort of connection with North Korean missiles.76:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:20:09.87 ID:0If we crack the code, I think we’ll find that it’s the blueprint to something.102:名無し募集中。。。:2012/12/04(火) 23:26:12.18 ID:0Guys, don’t try to think it through — feel it!
Sato has finally found her place in the group. Originally she gave off a very country bumpkin kind of feel, and that went on for a while before she finally gelled with the rest of the members. But Sato has gotten almost shockingly refined, as if she really can do anything perfectly, but I'm thinking "what's up with that?", because I prefer Sato to remain interesting by being completely incomprehensible in her own way, just like she was being. Even if new members come into the group, I want Sato to remain as she is. Speaking of which, Sato has always had a good sense of rhythm as well as a strong voice, so in 2 or 3 years she should eventually become a central part of Morning Musume songs.
Quote from: Mizuki's blogToday, I got the meeting time wrong and ended up coming an hour earlyI was like, “Aaaa~x_x;) ” and then I ran into Masaki-chan!Ma: “Aah~Fukunura-san~Are you here for work~?”Mi: “Yup~But I got here too early…I should actually be here at xx time, though”Ma: “!! Fukunura-san! That was 2 hours ago, you know?!!”Mi: “Huh?! No, it’s not, you know? The time now is xx, you know? Masaki-chan, what time is your meeting?”Ma: “At xx! …Ah! I read my watch wrooong ヘ(-′д`-)ゝ”Masaki-chan…arrived 2 hours early…There was someone even worse than me (lol)With this and that, in the end, the two of us waited together (´m`)*giggle*http://blog-project.net/fukumura-mizuki/116638
Today, I got the meeting time wrong and ended up coming an hour earlyI was like, “Aaaa~x_x;) ” and then I ran into Masaki-chan!Ma: “Aah~Fukunura-san~Are you here for work~?”Mi: “Yup~But I got here too early…I should actually be here at xx time, though”Ma: “!! Fukunura-san! That was 2 hours ago, you know?!!”Mi: “Huh?! No, it’s not, you know? The time now is xx, you know? Masaki-chan, what time is your meeting?”Ma: “At xx! …Ah! I read my watch wrooong ヘ(-′д`-)ゝ”Masaki-chan…arrived 2 hours early…There was someone even worse than me (lol)With this and that, in the end, the two of us waited together (´m`)*giggle*http://blog-project.net/fukumura-mizuki/116638
So first Reina goes from "Tanaka-san" to "Tanasa-tan", and now she refers to Fuku-chan as "Fukunura-san"? Man, she sure likes tweaking member's names, doesn't she?
How Maachan calls the H!P members...Michishige Sayumi →Sayumi-san, Sayumin, Michishige~, Michishige-cha~n, Minishige-sanTanaka Reina→Tanamoo~, Tanasatan, Tanasan, TanatanYajima Maimi→Nakajima-san, Yaguchi-sanSuzuki Airi→Takahashi-sanSayashi Riho→Shayashi-shan, Sayashi-sunIkuta Erina→ Wikuta-sanFukumura Mizuki→Fukuhara-sanKudou Haruka→Oi Haru!, Dooduu (read: “dee-oh do~”), Haa-sanSudou Maasa→Maasa-sanIshida Ayumi→AnuminHagiwara Mai→Mai-chan, Akihabara-sanIikubo Haruna→HarunanKumai Yurina→E(Erina)Mano Erina→Mano-chanhttp://the-maa-power.tumblr.com/post/36528172901http://www.jplop.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&sid=f250b28d8d42fb93afdb5c315be584e2&start=4620#p78396
川* ^_〉^) (Sato) > Does Tanasa-tan and Michishige-san play hide and seek?从 ´ ヮ`) > What the heck kind of question is this从*・ 。.・) > Of course we did, we had a normal childhood too.http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=35105.msg1175001#msg1175001
I did things likemath problemsーー Isn’t that craazy That problem was : Xa➖y➕2y➖a this It’s a problemwe’re supposed to do like5*☆¥$€Do you get it You don’t, do youー But!Since you don’t know what number “a” isyou can’t do5$¥€%#~y is 1, rightand 2y is y and 2, rightalsothe last a is 1, rightSo then the first “Xa”‘s “a” you can make 1, right So then putting them all together you get 5, you knowーYou get itー? http://blog-project.net/sato-masaki/123361
I ApologizeEveryoneKonchikuwa ( ̄□ ̄;)!!Earlier The thing Maa-chan postedwas wrong~And, and it was geniuinely~wrong beginning with the problem itself (1) The value of “a” in the 5th equation after this one?It’s not that kind of problemThe equation isXay+2y+1 “a” is also the square of 3 OK?? And so you need to find what number “a” is multiplied by RightAnd soー since “y” doesn’t have a second power, it’s 1 right!and so y times 3 just stays the sameAnd 1 equals 1, rightAnd and, so for thatyou calculate 1+3ーーwhich =4 :and the remaining number is~ 1, so 4+1=5and soーーーーーーthe value of “a” squared~ is 4~~ Ha~~~ I’m doneI surely won’t understand the next one, will I~ But Maa-chan is smart~doh.http://blog-project.net/sato-masaki/123545
Today in social studies :we did some studyingon time differences And there~ Teacher: (When Japanese peoplego to America, althoughthe earth speeds upwhen leaving Japan,it slows down when you return) In Maa-chan’s head Maa: (Well, if you jump when you’re on the train,you hit your head, right)I thought !You think that, right !! Hai, that’s all~Also, today in the dressing room~Pocky !http://blog-project.net/sato-masaki/124697*thx to Rokun
The Brazil thing was in MM DVD magazine 49. During an MC with Fuku-chan, Reina, Kuduu, and Maachan, they had to act out a situation. "The moment you sneezed, the ground in front of you cracks. What would you say?" So, Maachan sneezes and looks down, and says "Ah! There's people! Hi Brazil! Please come to MM Concert!" I looked it up and Brazil is one of the countries close to being directly opposite of Japan. That was clever of Maachan!
Mukunura-san