She looks even more like a cute little boy! I guess she can be the next Yossi of the group if she really wants but no one beats Zukki on the ossan-ness. NO ONE
2012-08-08 Morning Musume’s All Night Nippon highlightsGuests: Riho, Iikubo, KuduTopic: Tapioca juiceEarlier this morning Kudu was drinking a cup of tapioca green tea juice while making her commute to the recording studio for this show. Everything was going fine except that the tapioca were too big to go through her straw. That started to annoy her because she couldn’t eat any of the tapioca in her drink. She kept on trying to get some tapioca but 3 or 4 of the balls eventually got stuck in the straw. She didn’t want to let the drink go to waste just because the straw was clogged up so she figured it’d be a good idea to blow the tapioca back into the cup. She tried a few times but it wouldn’t budge. Eventually she got really pissed off and took a huge breath and blew as hard as she could into the straw. There was a lot of juice left in the cup so when the tapioca balls went flying into the cup they sprayed juice everywhere. There was a lid on the cup but there was a big hole at the top for the straw so juice got all over her. On top of all this, Kudu happened to be wearing a white outfit today and she tells Riho and Iikubo that is why she’s all green right now.Speaking of drink related stories, Riho says a little while ago 9/10 gen were having a group text conversation when all of the sudden Kudu sent a message saying “#@$* stupid Mitsuya Cider!!!” Now, Mitsuya Cider is really important to Riho so she was really taken back by this statement. She asks Kudu what was going on at the time? Kudu says that she was at the train station about to catch her line home. She decided to grab a drink so she went to the vending machine and bought a can of cider. She opened the can as she usually would but this time the cider exploded all over her. Normally she’s really good with opening carbonated drinks so it doesn’t spill but she has no idea what happened this time. It got all over her hands and made everything sticky. She decided to go to the bathroom to wash up because her train ride happened to be a long one. When she finished and came out, she found out that she had missed her train and blames it all on the cider. Riho and Iikubo think it was more of the fault of the vending machine rather than the cider. Riho says she shouldn’t be so harsh on cider.