With much thanks tohttp://saranimatomemasita.com/?p=119882
For tireless documentation of
Tomoko's proclivity for the use
But she didn't start off like this....
She was an innocent school girl once....
But she was lured into joining the Special
Forces by those fancy recruitment posters
And when she returned home, the world was
no longer innocent.
Her Commander, Colonel Dwight "Duu" Kudo, tried to talk
Kudo: Look Tomo chan, we can't have you running around out there killing friendly civilians.
Tomoko: There are no friendly civilians!
Kudo: But I'm your friend Tomo chan! I was there with you knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me.
Tomoko:There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat.
Tomoko:But the man kept pushing Sir.
Narrator: BTW, 'King Shit Cop' Dare desu ka?