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The Hello! Project Fanfics => H!P Fanfics => Library => Topic started by: Comrade on December 01, 2006, 04:08:00 PM
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I did it for Fen13.
JLPT2MIKI
“Ladies and gentlemen, you may now begin.”
Fen picked up her pen and answered question ten.
Because she knew the answer to number ten already. Duh. It was “失恋.”
Scratching her head, she skimmed the rest of the page and looked for other questions that she could answer quickly.
There were none!
She was completely clueless. The test was too hard.
And then she heard the words of Comrade in her head. Comrade, from the heavens above, was calling down to her disciple, telling her to follow her nose.
No, not her nose! Her heart. Follow her heart. To find that which she truly desired.
Fruit loops.
Or fruity loops.
Or loopy fruits.
Loopy fruits like Miki. She was loopy and she was a fruit. Or at least as loopy (or nutty) as a loopcake. Or rather, a fruitcake.
Fen put down her pen and clucked like a hen.
But really quietly, because otherwise she would have gotten in big trouble. Examination halls were not locales suitable for clucking.
Fen nudged her pen and thought of men.
Men reminded her of Ben.
Ben was her chien.
Chien was the French word for dog (*ahem*!)
French (which she’d only learned at age ten) had a special connection to a certain comedian (in French: comedienne!).
This comedienne was named Miki… ten?
So to cut all this rhyming crap short, Fen thought about Miki.
And Miki cackled in her mind. Maniacally. Threateningly. Miki groped Fen’s mind with her cackle
And then she unleashed her hotness.
FEN UNLEASHED HER HOTNESS UPON MIKI!!!!!
No… wait. That was wrong.
Not that Fen wasn’t hot.
Cuz she totally was.
I mean is.
Is!
But that’s a separate issue. What I meant to write about was the other issue. The Miki issue.
Let me try again:
MIKI UNLEASHED HER HOTNESS UPON FEN!!!
And Fen was defeated.
And Fen fell.
And woe was Fen! For she could not rid from her mind the images of the Holy Miki.
The Miki of the cheri and the Miki of the Coeur took over her mind.
Fen began to daydream. It was the dead of winter.
But Miki was always warm.
The warm Miki was Fen’s blanket on a cold day.
The warm Miki was Fen’s source of heat for cooking her breakfast.
The warm Miki made Fen do a face-plant on her desk, snoring away while dreaming.
The puddle of drool that collected under Fen’s face started to overflow.
FLOOD!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, please evacuate the building!!”
So screamed the exam hall monitor.
Girls and boys ran fleeing.
They all ran outside and were immediately warmed up (because buildings are naturally ten degrees colder than outdoors in Japan (no joke)).
But Fen stayed in the exam hall, and she drowned in her own drool.
But at least Miki was there with her until her final breath was taken.
Her heart stopped.
And…
She jerked awake!
She looked around her. All her fellow examinees were writing furiously, looks of fierce concentration on their faces.
Fen touched her forehead. It was bruised. She must have hit it pretty hard on her desk.
She wiped away at her cheek. Some drool had dried onto it.
Wait a minute!
Dried?! The drool had had enough time to dry?
What time was it?!?!
She checked her watch and gasped.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please stop writing. The exam is now over.”
So said the exam hall monitor.
Fen thought back to the last two hours.
She’d dreamt about Miki-sama.
Miki-sama’s hotness, Miki-sama’s hotness, and Miki-sama’s hotness, to be more precise.
She’d also thought about Miki-sama’s sexiness.
But that’s beside the point.
What mattered was that in her obsessive daydreaming state, she had completely forgotten about the exam.
She looked at her answer sheet.
All blank.
All except for number ten.
“Oh SHI-”
THE END
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Thanks Commie!
But I really hope that doesnt happen during the test! XD XD
I guess I wouldn't mind too much... NO! MUST PASS TEST!! PAID 40 DOLLARS FOR TEST!!! MUST THINK OF MIKI AFTER THE TEST!!!! AFTER! :ONfrustrated::ONfrustrated:
MIKI-SAMA! :ONluvluv2:
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HAHAHAHAHA GREAT STORY COMRADE!
I think possibly the best ever and completely true!
:ONxD:
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That was amazing, absolutely superb!
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Haha~ the rhyming totaly got me!
Nioce (:
-Owaranai_sLaVe
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At first I was :ON@_@: , but as I read I just started to :ROTFLMAO: . Nice one Commander!
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I laughed and then I worried. I worried for your sanity. Comrade, you wack job.
Rule number 1 for passing exams: All fantasies,sexual or other, must be thought of AFTER all writing is over.
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^ You speak the truth.... Ive done so a few times. But it wasnt pervy. More like excited for something *relating to H!P*. the other sexyness and hotness thoughts were about other things though...
-Owaranai_sLaVe
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LMAO!! A Fen fanfic :lol: XD XD
GJ Comrade :P
:: waves the Fen Fan Flag ::
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I guess I should mention about my test today as this fanfic was about it. lol
Took the test... it totally kicked me in the ass. XD Damn, that was a hard test. The only thing I think I passed was the listening portion.
But I did think of Miki between the tests. XD
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Im assuming you took the Japanese test?
Yeah...I had mine 2 weeks ago. You needa think of something to pass the time..
I have to thank Tsunku and Morning Musume. They are the best study guides EVER!! all the kanji I learn from the TV and songs really helps and I also believe that the H!P watchers are better at the listening that those who dont ^^
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I'm not even formally learning japanese and I recognize some kanji, go H!Pucation!
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hizzah!!
I even use the Mo-musu girls names in the writing tasks (cause the kanji looks impressive)
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Im assuming you took the Japanese test?
Yeah...I had mine 2 weeks ago. You needa think of something to pass the time..
I have to thank Tsunku and Morning Musume. They are the best study guides EVER!! all the kanji I learn from the TV and songs really helps and I also believe that the H!P watchers are better at the listening that those who dont ^^
I took the JLPT: Japanese Language Proficiency Test. It was on Dec. 3rd. I'm not sure what test you took... Test took forever...
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Recap
Last time we left our friendly viewers, Fen was taking her Japanese test, but she fell into a dream about Miki-sama and failed to complete any of the questions (except for #10) on her examination paper.
What happened after that?!
The answer lies in
Part 2 - A Fenelicious Carol
Fen walked home glumly in the snow, head down and eyebrows pinched together in a sad expression that would weaken even the bulkiest, toughest, most built up bouncer of a club. Her mom (who lived thousands of kilometres away) was going to kill her when she realized that... wait a minute! Her mom lived nowhere near her and didn't have to know a single thing about the test!
At least Fen had one good thing going in her life.
She sighed in relief and allowed herself a smile, muttering a thankful prayer to the almighty Comrade.
As she walked back from the exam venue, she had plenty of time to think. When she was about halfway to her neighbourhood of her village (for Fen lived in a small village full of pleasant but boring rice farmers), she saw something in the distance.
It looked like.....
Like....
FIRE!!!
"AHHHHH!!!!!" she screamed like a girly man.
Somewhere in the distance, Ayaya thought she could hear the voice of her ex-boyfriend. She shrugged it off and continued to sew (she was repairing some torn clothing).
So there was Fen. She was screaming about fire. When she shut up to take a breath (in order to scream some more), she heard a faint voice. It was calling for help.
AND IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR!
Her ears stood at attention.
"...help!" cried the voice.
"It's coming from the barn!" Fen cried out. "And it sounds like Rika-chan!"
Too worried about Rika's life to ask herself any questions (for example, "what was Rika doing in a barn in the middle of nowhere in the north of Japan?"), and took off towards the barn.
"I'll save you, Rika-chan!!" she cried out, her arms flailing above her head like a crazy lady.
She got to the door. In a show of superhuman strength, she kicked the door.
...But it didn't exactly work like it did in the movies. The wood was weak, but not that weak. As a result, the wood splintered, but the door did go tumbling down like she'd expected.
And her foot got stuck in the door.
"Aw CRAP!" she groaned. She stood there for two minutes trying to get her foot out of the door. When she finally did, she fell onto her butt with an "OOMPH!"
"Um, the door's already open!" Rika's voice came from inside.
"DOH!"
Fen picked herself up, brushed the dust off her butt (self-gropage!), and opened the door just like any normal person would have done first.
Inside looked like hell on earth. Everything was ablaze. The poor cows' food was slowly being consumed by the fire!
"Rika-chan, where are you!" Fen called out.
"Forget Ishikawa. Save me!" roared a voice. In surprise, Fen turned around and saw Miki trapped under a giant piece of burning wood.
"Miki-sama!" she gasped. "What- what happened?!"
Miki spared her a glare.
"I got caught under this wooden beam this a burning barn," she replied as a matter of factly. "Would you mind helping me?"
"But don't forget me! Help me!" came Rika's voice.
Fen turned her head sideways and saw Rika lying on the ground. She was surrounded by fire.
"Rika-chan, what are you doing? Get up!!" Fen cried.
"I can't!" Rika sobbed. "I think my leg is broken!"
"My leg is broken, too!" Miki hollered over the roar of the flames.
Fen turned back to look at her. She then frowned.
"What were you two doing in a barn anyway?" she asked innocently.
An awkward silence was observed.
"We were practising Christmas carols," Rika finally said weakly.
"Oh, which ones? Can I help?"
Miki coughed.
"No, that's okay. We're all done now," Rika laughed nervously.
Miki coughed again.
"All right. Well, I'd better help you two," Fen sighed. Her two favourite girls didn't want her to sing Christmas carols with them, and that made her sad.
Just then, there was a pain-inducing creaking sound. The entire barn shuddered.
"Oh my god!" Miki cried out in English.
"It's going to collapse!" Rika screamed in her shrill voice.
"AHHH!!!!" Fen screamed her girly man scream.
Off in the distance, Ayaya looked up from her sewing, once again perplexed. She knew she should never have dated that idiot.
Fen looked frantically between Rika-chan and Miki-sama. How could she go about saving them?
Then she had a vision. She was struck down to the dirt floor as a voice filled her mind.
"Fen!" the voice boomed. it was a girl's voice. "You can only save one of them."
"What?! Why only one?!"
"Laws of physics, you idiot!" the voice retorted. "You must choose between Rika-chan and Miki-sama."
And as soon as the vision came, it was gone, and Fen stood up.
Save only one?!
Ridiculous!
She could not betray either girl. She could not leave one to die. She could not choose. She would not choose.
She absolutely refused to choose!
"I'll save both of you!!!" she screamed.
"Um, I thought that was the plan," Miki muttered.
Fen sweatdropped.
"Rika-chan! I'm coming for you first!"
Fen ran and jumped across the ring of flames that had started to engulf the poor, weak singer. She hooked her hands under Rika and lifted her up. This time, it worked just like it did in the movies, and she was able to pick up Rika with no problem. She brought Rika over the ring of fire and dumped her on the ground in front of Miki.
"I can't believe you got her first," Miki spat at Fen. Fen swooned. Angry Miki equalled hot Miki.
"It's okay, Miki-sama. I was just saving the best for last."
As Fen said this, Rika started to curse like a drunken sailor. Second best my ass. she thought.
In another Superman-ish way, Fen lifted the burning wood off of Miki and grabbed the front of Miki's jacket, pulling her forward and into relative safety.
"HANDS! HANDS!!" Miki warned her.
"Oh! Sorry," Fen blushed, letting go of Miki.
She couldn't have helped it. It was the easiest place to grab Miki. And it's not like she'd touched anything. It was just her jacket.
"It's okay," Miki said sweetly.
I guess this Fen girl isn't that bad. I mean, she worships me and all... she thought smugly. Hrmm....
But Miki still had her doubts. How could Fen get them all out? Fen was too hot to be Superman (eat dirt, Dean Cain!), Rika's leg was broken, and her own leg was unusable.
"Fen... How are you going to get us out of here?" Rika asked, clutching her leg in pain.
The world became silent around Fen. She struck a heroic pose and looked up at the ceiling of the barn, ashes, flames, and soot flying every which way above her.
"I will save you BOTH!" she called out to the heavens. "AHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Rika looked a bit terrified.
Miki swooned.
Fen was so hot!
Fen picked both girls up, one under each arm, and ran out of the barn just in time. As they jumped out the door and into a snowdrift, the barn exploded (later, they all read in the newspaper that there had been three tanks of gas stored there) and a cloud of dust and a fireball shot up into the sky.
Once the fireworks were over, the barn continued to burn in a calm, almost homely way.
"You saved us..." Miki said shyly, lying in the snow and looking up at Fen. Fen had never seen Miki shy before, and she was touched (not literally).
"Thanks for that," Rika said casually, getting up and brushing the snow off her butt (more self gropage!) and walking off.
"B-but wait!" Fen called out after her. "W-where are you going? What about your leg?”
"I have a hair appointment in Sendai. No mountain high enough and no river wide enough could keep me away from this appointment," Rika said with a wink, and she limped down the path, looking amazingly fine for a girl who just escaped from a burning barn with a broken leg.
Fen looked sad and sat in the snow. Denied again! She felt a hand on her shoulder.
"Don't worry about her. She's always like that. Never sticks around for the mushy stuff at the end."
"Um, okay," Fen said with a frown, not really getting it.
Miki coughed.
"Anyway, we never finished practicing, um... 'Last Christmas.' Want to help me with the harmony?" Miki asked shiftily, looking around over her shoulders in a suspicious manner.
"Okay!" Fen said cheerfully. "But we'll have to find another place! Your barn burned down."
Miki looked around one more time.
"Another place? We don't need another place. Here in the snow is just fine."
"Well, ok, but we might get cold," Fen said with a smile and a shrug.
"Um, no problem," Miki mumbled.
A minute passed.
"So, uh, are you going to start singing?" Fen asked.
Miki coughed.
"Right. Um... You start."
So Fen started singing.
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it awa... Um, Miki-sama?" she interrupted herself.
"Yes?" Miki asked innocently.
"Um, eh... well, your, um, hands..."
"What?"
"Um...... Nothing. I'll continue. The very next day, you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone spe... Um, Miki-sama... HANDS!!!!"
All that would be heard was a giggly cackle.
~I have spoken (i.e. The End)~
Merry Christmas, JPH!P (http://download.yousendit.com/FBE50A817021B456) (<--click click) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/ComradeM/japan.gif)
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD:ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ONxD:
And for the end part:
:ONdepressed::ONdepressed::ONxD:
This is what happens to two bored ALT's on a school night. XD Randomness:ONluvluv2:
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[ This is what happens to two bored ALT's on a school night. XD Randomness:ONluvluv2:
AMEN, Sister! Or should I say... Gamster? :lol: :evil: :heart: :heart: :heart: XD
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Bored sitting at school with nothing to do and in order to get a present I present two of my lame haiku's made while sitting at my desk of a certain famous person. XD
A super commie
writes many silly fanfics
was groped by Miki
Girl in Oyama
pinned down by *typhoon* while
skipping down the street
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HANDS FTMFW!!!! :ROTFLMAO:
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Fennie's poetry brought a tear to me eye. :cry:
:heart:
JFC appreciates fenfic! Yay! XD :heart: :heart:
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:ONxD:
Just read part 2 now! It's even better than part1! times 10!
I hope I see more fenxmiki adventures! selfgropage <3 :D
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FUNNY! I love the stupid inside jokes of reality in there =]
Wham? They're old news. Check out the new version :D
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ACvtAydpae4 <-turn this one up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RXYpxZ3o9M&NR <- play this and mute it :D
I'll rip the song from my BoA single when I get it very soon~
-Owaranai_sLaVe
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You have officially changed the way I perceive ice cream and hands. More please :bow:
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Part 3: Rice Rocket
Christmas carolling sure is tiring, Fen thought as she trudged through the snow.
She and Miki had spent about an hour singing. Or at least she'd been singing. Miki had been distracted and quite fidgety. After singing, Miki had invited her to go out for ice cream, but Fen had refused politely. She thought it best that Miki go to the hospital to take care of her leg. After helping Miki to a taxi, Fen headed home.
Just after 7:00pm, Fen reached her apartment. She got in, hitting the snow off her boots and taking her jacket off. She ran to the heater and turned it out, the lovely scent of burning kerosene filling her nostrils as the flames started. She sat down in her living room and sat down and pressed the power button of her computer, intending to check her e-mail...
...when it hit her like a freight train.
"I MET RIKA-CHAN AND MIKI-SAMA?!?!"
She jumped up so high that she bashed her head on the ceiling. Screaming in girly man pain (Ayaya, having finished her sewing and moved on to cooking dinner in her Tokyo apartment, threw her hands up in frustration and cursed her ex-boyfriend's name), Fen jumped around her apartment like the Energizer Bunny on a higher-than-usual dosage of speed
"I MET THEM?! IN A BURNING BARN?! IN MIYAGI?! WHAT THE FU-"
Her cell phone rang.
Fen tore apart her bag to get it.
"Hello?!" she barked into it.
There was no answer.
"HELLO?!" she yelled, losing her patience.
She looked at her phone in disgust and then realized she had received mail, not a phone call. Glad that she was inside her apartment and away from people that would laugh at her, she opened up her mailbox. There was one new message.
all about snow it was entitled.
The message read:
rofl. just got groped by random girl at station. accident, tho. so crowded at rush hour. 0_0 is it still snowing there? im so jealous. T_T n e way, just had coffee so im hyper. cant wait till 26th!! miki-sama <3 coeur <3
Fen calmed down a little and began to type her reply.
u wont believe what just happened. gotta meet you b4 the 26th. u free NOW?
She pressed the send button and waited patiently. After 4 minutes, a reply came.
yeah, not busy now. whats up? bad stuff? :0
Fen wrote a reply.
no, crazy stuff. can u come here?
only two minutes passed this time.
ok. itll take a while. can u wait?
Fen thought hard for a minute. There was only one solution.
meet me halfway?
One minute later.
Okay. what sta?
Fen thought hard and replied.
shin shirakawa. @ exit.
2 minutes later.
ok. heading out door now. c u in s shira
Fen quickly changed her clothes and rushed out the door again and into the snow. She hopped into her car (which had still been at Plot Contrivance Day Camp when she'd been conveniently forced to walk to and from her exam and thus bump into the two godly H!P members) and sped off at frightening speeds.
She caught her train and shinkansen, and bam, she was at Shin Shirakawa station, located in a tiny village in Fukushima. She went to wait at the lonely entrance. The village was smaller than her own! It was a wonder the shinkansen stopped there.
Fifteen minutes later, the shinkansen coming from the south arrived. Fen watched eagerly for her friend to show up. She wasn't surprised when the crowds coming off the train were not huge. In fact, there were only two people.
One was wearing a jacket with her furry hood pulled up over her head so that Fen couldn't see her face. She walked off and disappeared into the night. The other one was not wearing a hood, but a really cool new jacket that she'd bought (on Wednesday night!).
"Hi!" the girl called out happily.
"Hi!" Fen replied.
The new arrival came to a stop in front of Fen.
"Are you okay??"
"Yes, I'm fine," Fen replied, although still feeling a little overwhelmed from the events of the day. "Thanks for meeting me on such short notice."
"Oh, no problem. I'm your friendly neighbourhood Comrade. 24 hour service."
Fen rolled her eyes. Commie had a stupid sense of humour that she really didn't understand. She said the corniest things that made her want to go strangle herself.
"Anyway, let's go grab a coffee," Commie said.
They went out and discovered that there was no coffee shop in the vicinity that was open. They settled on a family restaurant by the station.
"So what's the news?" Commie asked curiously over her tea.
"Com... I met them," Fen said in an almost inaudible voice.
"Who?"
"You know. Them. The two greatest girls in the world. Rika-chan and Miki-sama."
The look of stupidity was wiped off of Commie's face, replaced by one of comprehension.
"WHAT?! You MET them?! You lucky idiot! How?!"
Fen threatened Commie with a loud "shhh!" and a look.
"I saved them from a burning barn. They were practising Christmas carols in it, but somehow it caught fire. They both had broken legs, so I had to save them. They were... so cool..."
Fen's eyes sparkled like little stars, and little heart-shaped balloons seemed to grow inside them. Commie had an insane urge to poke Fen's eyes and burst the bubbly shapes.
"But where? In your village?"
Fen nodded.
"And you just... you saved them?" Commie asked incredulously.
Fen nodded again and then recounted the whole tale for her, only leaving out the tiny bit at the end with Miki's, er, restlessness.
Commie listened with her mouth wide open until Fen finished her story.
"Com," Fen hissed. "Shut your mouth. People are staring."
Commie shook her head dumbly and closed her mouth.
"So that moment you had while you were in the barn with the voice telling you that you could only save one person... Was that, like, divine intervention?" Commie asked.
"I don't know," Fen said, scratching her chin and then shooting Commie a wary look. "It sounded suspiciously like you."
Commie began to whistle a random little ditty and she looked at the walls of the restaurant.
"Anyway, I'm a bit worried about both of them. They were injured. They might even be suffering from bad smoke inhalation. If I was-"
"Funny bumping into you here!" cried out a voice from beside the two gossiping ALTs.
"AHH!" they both jumped up and screamed girly man screams.
Somewhere, Ayaya cringed.
"I thought you were going home."
Fen and Commie looked up at the voice.
"M-Miki-sama..." Commie stuttered.
"Hi, Fen," Miki said shyly, completely ignoring Commie. Fen sweatdropped.
"Hi," she replied.
"What are you doing here?" Miki asked.
Fen coughed.
"I was just having a drink with my friend here," she said nervously. Miki's moods changed faster than a woman undergoing menopause. The shy act mood might not stick around for much longer.
"And who are you?" Miki asked, her mood changing as predicted, glaring at Commie. She looked distrustful and angry.
Commie being Commie didn't let this affect her too much (ok, it really affected her inside, but she pretended it didn't).
"Hi. I'm Commie," she said with a winning smile.
Miki scowled.
Thinks she's hot stuff, she thought. I'll show her.
"So, Fen. Want to do something later?" Miki asked, ignoring Commie again.
Commie swooned. Being ignored by Miki was almost better than talking to her. Being murdered by Miki would be an improvement over, say, living in poverty or living in Gunma prefecture.
But wait!!
How dare she ignore her!
She was the almighty Comrade that even Fen worshipped!!! Because she was cool!
WTF?!
Time to take a more pro-active approach.
"Excuse me, but Fen and I are hanging out tonight," Commie said, forcibly interrupting Miki's stupid gaze with her own head.
Fen began to sweat and look very uncomfortable.
"Was I talking to you? I was asking her," Miki said, her voice dripping with poison.
"I don't care. Fen and I made plans. If you want to break them up, that's not very nice."
"Um, guys..." Fen said weakly, but the two arguing girls paid no heed to her feeble tone of voice.
"Nice? You think I care about nice? I steal Pingu stickers from little children. I'm not nice," Miki laughed.
"Pingu? You like Pingu?" Commie asked, instantly becoming calm and happy.
"Yeah," Miki grumbled. "He's cute. What? You think so, too?"
Commie nodded. This time it was her time to be shy.
"Oh..." Miki said, her features softening into a smile. "Then I guess you can't be all that bad. Sorry."
In the sky, 2 white clouds parted and beams of sunlight (despite the fact that the sun had gone down) poured down upon that one table in that family restaurant in the true middle of nowhere.
Fen slammed her head against the table, rattling the two cups of tea and startling Miki and Commie from their stupid reconciliatory moment.
"I'm sure you could join us tonight. We always have room for more people. Right?" Commie offered, looking at Fen for permission. Fen nodded dumbly and Miki took a seat beside Fen.
"So what were you talking about?"
Commie and Fen exchanged looks.
"Er..." Commie said.
"Um, well, I told her about the barn thing this afternoon..." Fen said tentatively.
"Oh, that?" Miki asked, laughing with a hand behind her head. "That was strange. I feel okay now, though. My leg was just sore. It's not broken or anything."
Just then Commie and Fen got e-mails from the managers at the Plot Contrivance Daycamp that Fen's car attended. The e-mails told them to carry on as if Miki's explanation was believable.
Fen finally relaxed and the three had a nice evening drinking tea.
Three hours later, they got kicked out because they hadn't bought anything other than two cups of tea.
"Well, maybe we'd better get going. When's the last shinkansen?" Commie asked.
The three simultaneously looked at their watches. This action was closely followed by two gasps of horror and one cackle of delight.
"Oh shit!" Fen yelled , her voice echoing in the empty streets.
"NOOOO!" Commie sobbed at the same time.
"This is better than winning the lottery!" Miki giggled.
Fen and Commie looked at her oddly and she shut up, whistling and looking up at the cloudy sky.
Fen and Commie were upset because it was way too late to catch a shinkansen home. The last two shikansen had left ages ago.
Miki was excited. Stuck in a tiny village with two hot foreigners? That was awesome.
"What are we gonna do?" Commie whined.
"We could play in the snow!" Miki cheered, jumping up and down.
"Um..." Fen tried to complain, but she feared for her life.
Commie, oblivious to Miki's ulterior motives, jumped and cheered.
"Snow! Snow! I love snow!"
They began to frolic. Like sheep. Baby sheep. (Baby sheep are called "lambs" in English. Some people should take note.)
They started a snowball fight and Fen dove for cover because stray snowballs were hitting her from both directions. Hiding behind a tree, she watched Commie and Miki jealously.
Stupid northern-born girls. Thought they were so tough because they could handle eight frickin feet of snow, unlike her southern-born self.
She continued to glare at Commie, cursing herself for asking to meet up. Just then she noticed somebody beside her.
"Boo," Miki said quietly.
"AHHHH!!!!" Fen girly man screamed.
Wherever in the world she was, Ayaya twitched.
"Calm down," Miki laughed, patting Fen's knee.
"Um..." Fen mumbled, but Miki quickly took her hand away and cracked her knuckles.
"Now let's tag team Comfake," she said with an evil cackle. Fen grinned, liking the idea.
So they ganged up on Commie and attacked her, something that the author refuses to recount in detail as she still has the bruises to prove it.
An hour later, the three were exhausted and soaked from the snow.
"Let's find a hotel to stay in," Miki suggested.
"Ok," Fen and Commie said together.
This can lead to no good, they both unknowingly thought in unison.
The author has chosen not to describe Miki's thoughts at this point in time.
They happened to find a hotel that had one vacancy. A queen sized bed only. Fen went back outside to look at the name of the hotel.
"Hotel de Plot Contrivance," she read the sign out loud. She shrugged and went back inside. She didn’t speak French.
After much debate (well, Commie and Fen were hesitant about it, but Miki really pushed it), they went with the one room.
"What about our clothes? Is there a place we can get some dry things to wear?" Fen asked the man who ran the hotel.
"Why, there certainly is. If you walk down this hallway, you will see on your left a door that is marked 'Plot Contrivance Room.' It is unlocked. Help yourselves to clothes," he replied politely.
The three thanked him and went off to find some pyjamas and then put their clothes in the laundry.
They all ended up choosing the dorkiest and fuzziest pyjamas in the history of eternity (and then some). They all looked at each other and laughed.
All great dorks definitely thought alike.
They went upstairs to their designated room and found that the heating system was inefficient. The room was freezing.
"Well, when I used to live back in Hokkaido," Miki explained, "I'd get into bed if it was cold outside. Nothing like a heavy quilt to keep you warm."
Fen wondered if it was such a good idea.
They slipped in, Miki somehow forcing her way into the middle. Commie laughed in her mind. Miki reminded her of a spoiled little kid.
"Good night," Commie said, turning out the lights.
They all shifted around to find comfortable sleeping positions, and then silence engulfed the room.
Rustle rustle.
Rustle rustle.
A cough.
Rustle rustle.
"M...Miki-sama..." Fen whispered.
No answer.
"Miki-sama," Fen said a little more loudly.
"Hm? What?" Miki grunted.
"Your, um, arm. Uh, well, your hand... uh..."
"Sorry," Miki said, sounding unapologetic. She moved her hand.
"Err..." Commie croaked.
Uh oh, Fen thought.
"M-Miki-sama, your- uh..."
"What?!" Mki yelled, exasperated. "I'm just trying to get to sleep!"
Fen and Commie both felt guilty. She was just a restless girl. That was all...
"Sorry," they said together.
Miki sniffed and closed her eyes.
Another silence surrounded them.
Rustle rustle.
Rustle rustle cough.
"Ok, that's it. What are you doing?!" Commie asked, sitting up in bed and glaring at Miki. Miki was about one centimetre away from where Commie had been lying down. Fen felt rather left out.
Miki sat up and looked at Commie innocently.
"I'm cold," she claimed.
Suddenly feeling jealous, Fen glared at Commie.
"You're so mean. Poor thing is chilled to the bone," she scolded the stupid girl.
Miki looked down and smiled adoringly at Fen.
"Thanks, Fennie," she said, snuggling up to Fen. Commie snickered and lay back down alone while Fen momentarily felt like it was the most awkward moment of her entire life. She soon relaxed. It wasn't too bad. It was quite warm, in fact. Commie didn't know what she was missing out.
Or at least that's what she thought.
She happened to turn her head to check if Miki was asleep. The scary molester’s eyes were closed, but that's not what Fen noticed. She noticed Commie had snuggled into Miki and was looking quite content to steal her body heat.
Fen became green with jealousy.
Hands off my Miki-sama, she thought. She shot daggers out of her eyes and into Commie's stupid face.
That's when Miki decided to open her eyes.
"What's wrong?" she asked the angry girl.
Fen coughed.
"Nothing, Miki-sama. Just a little cold," she said. Commie's eyes snapped open and she glared at Fen. A vicious beam of electricity shot between their eyes as they wished the other was off somewhere else.
"Okay. Don't worry. I have plenty of heat to spare," Miki said cutely.
Hands!!!!!! Fen screamed in her mind, but she didn't say anything out loud. She would not lose to Commie.
Twenty minutes passed and the three girls lay there squished onto one side of the fairly big bed.
Just as Fen was drifting off to sleep, lulled into a false sense of security, she heard the window break and a huge thud. Too terrified to scream, she grabbed on to the closest thing to her hand. This happened to be Miki's arm. She dug her nails deep into Miki's skin and Miki let out a yowl. After this, Commie grabbed on to Miki's shoulder and dug her nails into it deeply. Miki yowled again. It wasn't pretty.
"GET OFF OF HER!!!!!" screamed an angry voice.
"Uh oh..." Miki said in a tiny voice.
Fen and Commie, terrified, looked at Miki and then up at the person speaking.
Out of the darkness walked a figure.
It was the girl in the black hood Fen had seen earlier at the train station!!
Now even more scared, she grabbed onto Miki more tightly. Commie, not to be upstaged, grabbed on tightly, too.
"I can explain!" Miki said desperately to the hooded figure as two girls flanked her.
"There is no explaining this sandwich situation!" the angry voice yelled.
There was a big silence.
"Sandwich situation?" Commie asked, her voice sounding as if she'd just tasted something strange.
"Sandwich situation?" Fen asked, for some reason being reminded of a conversation she'd had with someone a long time ago. She couldn't remember what it was about, though, so she dismissed the thought.
"Sandwich situation? What the hell? Is that supposed to be funny? Anyway... Come on, Aya-chan. We were just cold," Miki complained.
The hooded figure removed her hood and sure enough, it was Ayaya.
"And that's the same excuse you used with JFC and EBC and... need I go on?"
"Well, at least they were guys, right?" Miki asked hopefully.
"THAT DOESN'T HELP!!" Aya exploded. Miki recoiled further into her ALT/Molester sandwich.
"That's it. You're coming with me!" Aya commanded her.
"Yes, Aya-chan," Miki said obediently. She peeled Fen's and Commie's arms off of her and with a hanging head, walked over to Aya.
"To the car!" Aya cried out.
Miki nodded, and they took each other's hands.
With a final look at Fen and Commie, Miki said sadly, "It was fun while it lasted."
Then the two girls jumped out the window.
Scrambling out of the bed, Fen and Commie ran to the window just in time to see the two girls land in a pile of snow. Considering they were on the first floor of the hotel, there was nothing to worry about.
Aya dragged Miki through the snow and off into the darkness. After a minute, a car starting could be heard. It then gave a screech as it sped off.
Fen and Commie stood at the window, the cold air engulfing them but not affecting them at all.
They were furious.
How dare Aya steal Miki-sama away from them?!
"Commie... are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Fen asked.
"Well, sure, Fen. But how are we going to get the cheese to adhere to the cow?"
Fen smacked Commie.
Really really hard.
"OWWW!!!!"
"You know what we have to do!" Fen said heroically.
"Yeah, yeah. Save Miki from the evil clutches of Aya, and blah blah blah," Commie sighed, bored.
Fen's heroic pose deflated.
"Wouldn't kill you to sound a little more enthusiastic, ya know," she deadpanned.
Commie coughed.
"Okay. I'm ready when you are," she said, perking up by 2.5%.
"All right then, Commie. Let's go save Miki-sama!" Fen cried out, pumping a fist into the air.
Inspired by her comrade's actions, Commie mimicked the action.
"Let's save her!"
Fen took a deep breath.
"To the Gamobile!"
All that could be heard after this were crickets chirping.
"Well, you know, it doesn't have to be pink. It can be black. Like Aya's Sukeban outfit..."
Crickets still chirped.
"Oh, come on. Let's just go," Fen huffed, grabbing Commie's arm and dragging her out of the hotel room.
Their adventures were about to begin!
Saviours of Miki... wearing pink and green fuzzy fleece pyjamas.
THE END... FOR NOW.
Gamobile idea and title stolen directly from Fen. :heart: Her description. Totally. :heart: Actually, lots of these ideas are from her, I think. Hahah. I can't remember which ones. But she definitely invented the Gamobile. :D
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I like my gamobile very much, thank you.
See... gamobile = rice rocket = hip asians driving it
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We can dye your hair black... >.>
Can't remember who thought of the sandwich idea...
And I get green fuzzy pajamas!! :ONhiakhiakhiak:
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me = honourary Asian? yay. :P 39!
No way, dude. I called the green pyjamas. T_T You're stuck in pink.
Well, regardless of whoever came up with the sandwich idea, it's a winnaaaarrrrr. :evil: :heart:
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No way, dude. I called the green pyjamas. T_T You're stuck in pink.
I claimed it first!!
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as you didnt specify who wore what in the story! :P
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I claimed it first!!
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as you didnt specify who wore what in the story! :P
Omniscient writer thing. >_>
;)
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Are you seriously fighting over fuzzy pajamas?
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No way, dude. I called the green pyjamas. T_T You're stuck in pink.
HAHA! Fen in pink fuzzy pj's :ONwahaha:
Well, regardless of whoever came up with the sandwich idea, it's a winnaaaarrrrr. :evil: :heart:
yup :ONhehehe:
ANOTHER GREAT STORY COMRADE! and I'm even in it! XD
Can't wait for the next part!
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Damn, the first part of the new chapter actually seemed "normal". After the snowball fight though...
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
OH MAH GAWHH!!!!! That was 10+ levels of awesome!!! XD XD XD XD XD
Girly-man screams = voodoo shit happens to Aya! :lol:
Fen sweatdropped.
For some strange reason I could actually picture that happening. :P
"Hotel de Plot Contrivance," she read the sign out loud. She shrugged and went back inside. She didn’t speak French.
Quite possibly the best writer's cheat out there. :D
Rustle rustle.
Rustle rustle.
A cough.
Rustle rustle.
...
"M-Miki-sama, your- uh..."
"What?!" Mki yelled, exasperated. "I'm just trying to get to sleep!"
Well, some people count sheep to get to sleep. This is just what Miki-sama does. :D
"GET OFF OF HER!!!!!" screamed an angry voice.
"Uh oh..." Miki said in a tiny voice.
Fen and Commie, terrified, looked at Miki and then up at the person speaking.
Out of the darkness walked a figure.
It was the girl in the black hood Fen had seen earlier at the train station!!
Now even more scared, she grabbed onto Miki more tightly. Commie, not to be upstaged, grabbed on tightly, too.
"I can explain!" Miki said desperately to the hooded figure as two girls flanked her.
...
The hooded figure removed her hood and sure enough, it was Ayaya.
Ninja Aya! Fuck that's hot!
"There is no explaining this sandwich situation!" the angry voice yelled.
"Sandwich situation?" Commie asked. ...
"Sandwich situation?" Fen asked. ...
"Sandwich situation? What the hell? Is that supposed to be funny? Anyway... Come on, Aya-chan. We were just cold," Miki complained.
Awwwwwww shit! A CoMikiFen sammich! :jerk:
"And that's the same excuse you used with JFC and EBC and... need I go on?"
SCORE!!! Love ya Commander!
*me hi-5's ebc for getting written into the fic and for scoring roles as Miki-sama's groping man-bitches. :w00t:
"Commie... are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Fen asked.
"Well, sure, Fen. But how are we going to get the cheese to adhere to the cow?"
Fen smacked Commie.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So cheesy, and yet I love it!
"You know what we have to do!" Fen said heroically.
"Yeah, yeah. Save Miki from the evil clutches of Aya, and blah blah blah," Commie sighed, bored.
Fen's heroic pose deflated.
...
"All right then, Commie. Let's go save Miki-sama!" Fen cried out, pumping a fist into the air.
Inspired by her comrade's actions, Commie mimicked the action.
"Let's save her!"
Fen took a deep breath.
"To the Gamobile!"
XD XD XD
All that could be heard after this were crickets chirping.
"Well, you know, it doesn't have to be pink. It can be black. Like Aya's Sukeban outfit..."
Crickets still chirped.
"Oh, come on. Let's just go," Fen huffed, grabbing Commie's arm and dragging her out of the hotel room.
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
Damn I love this fic!
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OMG. xDDD If it's possible to die from laughter, I should be in the hospital right now! This is good shtuf!
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LOL.
JFC... I love you. XD :heart: That was the most exciting and bestest ever comment. I can hardly believe you're enjoying this story that much.
*considers writing the JFC/EBC prequel*
:P
p.s. My parents sent me fuzzy red pyjamas for Xmas. I think I'll e-mail Fen right now and tell her. :P
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Fuzzy PJ's? Pics please. :D
Just one request for the fic...Miki groping me or ebc is okay. Myself or ebc getting to grope Miki would be unbelieveably WICKED! But no male-male groping, k? XD
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Fuzzy PJ's? Pics please. :D
Hehehe, maybe later. :P
Just one request for the fic...Miki groping me or ebc is okay. Myself or ebc getting to grope Miki would be unbelieveably WICKED!
Since you're a sweetie... ;) But no male-male groping, k? XD
:nelson: lmao. What an idea... muwahaha. :satan:
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So Fen and I actually DID get together on the 26th (and in fact are still hanging out now (at the computer. she's cackling. loudly. beside my ear. it's horrible! she's eating ice cream now. I'm eating strawberries. She's LOUD. "Cackle cackle" she goes. loudly)).
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!!!
SHE WON't SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
STOP IT!!!!! YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!
"Nooooo never!!" she says.
:roll: :evil:
ANYWAY.
So we were walking through Utsunomiya when we saw this window with a list of clothing brand names. One of the ones at the bottom was "Poetry of Sex." It was amusing. I took a picture. Then later on that night on the train back from Tokyo, we saw a girl whose jacket and scarf were really cool. :D We took a few stealthy pictures. Soon after Fen took the second picture, the girl got off at the next stop. We wondered if she had noticed us.
Then we started talking about writing a haiku, and lo and behold!! "Poetry of Sex" is 5 syllables.*
"5 syllables?" you ask.
Yes! 5 syllables! Enough for the first line of a haiku!
So we decided who better to dedicate a new haiku to than our FAVOURITE #1 TOP BESTEST MOST LOVABLE H!P GIRL?!
Read on to find out. Here it is:
Poetry of Sex**
Was that truly her real stop?
Ah, Fujimoto.
*I originally wrote "5 lines," but Fen whispered "um, it's syllables..." *cackle cackle* again. *sigh*
**"Sex should be capitalized," said Fen after I made a mistake.
SO F-ING RANDOM!!!!!! :doh:
We are having fun and have thought of some new ideas. Chinese food is a great inspiration. It is tasty, spicy, and creativeness-inducing.
OR.
We are just freaks.
"Chinese food tastes like home," Fen says.
I agree!:heart:
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It's all about da freaks! And HELLZ-YA for Chinese food! (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/buttrock.gif)
Oh, and that haiku is gonna have a good home in my sig come New Year's. :D
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The sig rocks! :heart: XD
Story "illustrations." Muwahaha.
Poetry of sex
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/ComradeM/2006-12-26poetryofsex.jpg
The girl's jacket and scarf
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/ComradeM/2006-12-26nicejacket.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/ComradeM/2006-12-26nicescarf2.jpg
Gamobile and Gamcycle*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/ComradeM/2006-12-29gamobileandgamcycle.jpg
*Fen drew the car. I drew the bike. :sweatdrop:
While Fen was up in my city we got around by bike, but since I only have one bike, we had to ride on it together. This resulted in my chauffering Fen to and from the train station. T_T; Maybe later she'll post the picture of the shadow we cast. It's amusing.
oops. I was supposed to go to bed an hour ago or something. lol! :P
Here's a haiku to make up for it:
Who is the best girl?
Who makes grown men scream in fear?
Ah! Fujimoto.
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Well, this has got to be the funniest thing I have seen since my dad set the kitchen on fire.
Why do happy time always = Fire?
Who knows!
Let the good times roll XD
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Love the illustrations. :lol:
Here's a haiku to make up for it:
Who is the best girl?
Who makes grown men scream in fear?
Ah! Fujimoto.
Ooooooooooooooooo...now I gotta make some more sigs. :D
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Awesome sig JFC!
Nice haiku Commie!!! :heart:
My turn!!
In Wonderful Hearts,
Who made men cower and bow?
Ah, Fujimoto.
:heart:
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^ Aw c'mon that's not fair! I'm running out of usable pics. Pretty soon I'm gonna have to change the whole lot of them. :lol:
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LOL, Fen's haiku... :heart: XD
JFC has the best sigs in the history of time. :lol:
I wonder if some of you don't know what an "ALT" is. Allow Wiki to explain. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assistant_Language_Teacher) Just cuz I use that word sometimes and I don't want you all thinking it's like an acorn lettuce tomato sandwich, or something.
Last time we left off, Fen and Com, wearing fuzzy pink/green pyjamas, had just left the Hotel de Plot Contrivance in pursuit of Aya and Miki. Let's see what happens next!
Part 4 – Luggage is Heavy
Fen and Commie ran down the hallway and to the lobby. They ran past the startled hotel manager, threw their room key at him as a way of checking out, and then burst out the door, running down the snow-covered pavement.
They immediately ran back into the hotel.
"Oh my god, it's cold!!" Fen screamed, jumping up and down at first and then sticking her bare feet right in front of the heater as the manager made strange sounds of confusion.
"Wimp," Commie snickered, leaning against the front counter casually and brushing some melting snow off the legs of her fuzzy green fleece pyjamas.
"Shut up!" Feb continued to scream. Commie snickered at the ALT in fuzzy pink pyjamas. She turned her attention to the manager.
"Excuse me, but do you think we could borrow some more clothes and shoes? Our stuff is still wet."
"Uh... em... of course. Same room," the manager replied weakly.
"Thank you!" Comrade grinned with a wink.
She started to walk down the hallway when she remembered she was forgetting something.
"Hey! Wimp!" she called out.
"Yeah?" Fen replied.
"Come with me. We're getting more clothes."
"Yes, senpai!"
And so Fen scurried over and followed Commie. Right before they reached the clothing room, Fen stopped.
"Wait. Did you just call me 'Wimp'?"
Much yelling and beating up ensued.
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An hour later, Fen and Commie had changed into normal clothing (the room happened to have things that fit them perfectly. The clothing brand name Poetry of Plot Contrivance was truly a spectacular brand. Better than Donna Karan!). They bade farewell to the manager and walked out, this time fully prepared to battle the cold.
"Where'd you park the Gamobile?" Commie asked.
"Um, Com, I didn't bring the Gamobile. I took the shinkansen. Remember?"
They looked at each other in horror and then bashed their heads against the trunk of a conveniently placed tree.
"How are going to chase GAM without our car?!" I yelled.
"I don't know! I wasn't expecting them to show up. I thought Miki was in the hospital and Aya was... I don't know. Somewhere writing hate poetry about her ex-boyfriend," Fen yelled back defensively.
[haiku interlude]
Who is the stupid
Ex-boyfriend of Ayaya's?
Eek! Tachibana.
[/haiku interlude]
"Well... fine... okay..." Commie grumbled.
There was a very big silence. They air was so quiet that they could hear the snow falling on the ground.
"Er, anyway," Fen said awkwardly, "let's start following them. At least they left tracks."
Commie looked down at the ground and saw that Fen was right. Aya’s car had left easily visible tire tracks. At least they'd be able to figure out the direction they were headed.
"Let's go!"
They walked in silence and followed the tracks. It looked like Aya and Miki had left the town. The solitary set of tracks led north. As they got further away from the town, it got darker and harder to see. In order to not die by accident (because that would be very very not good), Fen and Commie took out their cell phones and put their tiny little camera lights on, pointing them to the ground so that they could see. They continued to walk like this.
Five minutes later, they saw a figure approaching. It was a boy around their age. He, too, had his phone out with his little camera light pointed at the ground. Looking confused as he studied the ground, he walked by without a word. Commie and Fen looked at each other.
"Do you think...?" Commie started.
"...he...?" Fen continued.
They then shook their heads and continued walking, leaving the readers to wonder what they had been thinking.
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They walked for hours. In the long-standing tradition of convenience, the tire tracks never once faded and were never interrupted by tracks from other cars. They passed by two towns before the sun began to rise again. As they entered the third town, they noticed that the tire tracks on the street turned sharply into a parking lot. With giant triumphant grins, Fen and Commie ran up to the outdoor parking lot. They were disappointed, however, to see a lot full of ordinary cars. They had been sure that Aya's evil car would look... evil. Not normal. They sighed and inspected the cars.
"I can't tell which one is hers. They all look the same," Fen groaned.
"Um, Fen..." Commie said quietly, stopped at one of the cars.
"Why can't Aya be as predictable as she usually is?"
"Um, Fen," Commie said a little more loudly.
"Well," Fen frowned, "I guess she wasn't predictable last night when she came crashing in through our window."
"Fen!" Commie said sharply.
"But still... We should have expected it, you know? And now we can't identify her car because she decides to be-"
"FEN!!!!!!"
"AHHHHH!!! What?!" Fen screamed, jumping up in fright.
Commie sweatdropped.
"I think I found the right car," she said, pointing to a car that will remain nameless as the author knows nothing about cars. It was dark green and had four wheels, which is a good enough description.
Fen walked up closer and took a peek through the window. The wheel was covered in glittery pink Aya stickers. The dashboard was plastered in Aya pictures cut out from magazines. The seats were decorated with embroidered Aya concert logos.
"What a narcissistic little-"
Fen smacked her face against the window... and set off the car alarm.
Which just happened to be the melody of "Goodbye Natsuo."
Which made someone dash out from a nearby building.
Commie and Fen ran away and hid behind a wall, poking their heads around to see who had come to the parking lot.
It was Aya!
"What's she doing?" Fen wondered aloud.
Aya walked up to her car and deactivated the alarm, looking around suspiciously. Seeing nobody and nothing around, she shrugged and walked back into the building.
"The bank?" Commie asked, reading the sign on the building.
"But where's Miki-sama?"
They exchanged looks.
"There's only one thing to do!" Fen said bravely.
"Got it!" Commie agreed. They jumped out from behind the wall... and ran in opposite directions. They both stopped at the same time and turned around.
"Where are you doing?!" Commie cried out.
"Me?? Where are you going?" Fen retorted.
"I was going to go in there and save Miki-sama. Duh. I thought that was the plan."
"Nooo. The plan was to go and get weapons and then save Miki-sama."
"But I thought you were thinking the same thing as me."
"Well, I obviously wasn't."
"But... I thought we were on the same wavelength."
"Well, we obviously aren't."
"But..."
"Just shut up and come with me. We can't defeat Aya without some help," Fen insisted.
"We can't leave Miki-sama. It might be too late," Commie whined.
"Arg! Fine! You go and keep an eye on them. I'll get us some materials."
They both continued running in their respective directions. So much for inherent telepathy.
Fen ran to the convenience store. The minute she stepped in, she heard a voice in her head. It told her what to buy. It sounded suspiciously like Commie's voice. She coughed and bought what it told her. She ran back to meet up with Commie.
Commie was crouched under a window. Fen joined her.
"They're in there. Aya's talking to some bank person. Miki-sama looks bored to tears. The poor thing..."
They shared a moment of sympathy for Miki-sama.
"Anyway, what did you buy?"
Fen reached into her plastic bag and took out the handful of items she'd bought, handing them to Commie. Commie's mouth dropped open.
"Tape. Stomach medicine. Nail clippers. Onigiri. What the fu...um, freak?"
"Well, first of all, I'm hungry!" Fen said, taking the onigiri from Commie and opening it up and starting to eat. "And second of all, " she continued with her mouth full, "the voice told me to buy this stuff. Not my fault."
Commie smashed her forehead against the pavement and then grabbed the onigiri from Fen and threw it far away.
"Hey!"
"Come on. Let's go in there and just get Miki-sama out," Commie sighed tiredly.
They stood up and ran to the door, bursting in with yells of "we'll save you!" and "here we are!"
They were greeted by 2 tellers and 1 customer in a suit. No Aya. No Miki.
Commie and Fen began to sweat.
"Too much sugar today!" Commie declared.
"Not enough sugar today," Fen said at the exact same time.
They both grimaced and looked around nervously.
"Can I help you?" asked one of the tellers.
"Um... no. Wrong bank," Fen said quickly, grabbing the embarrassed Commie's arm and dragging her out of the bank.
"Damnit, they must've left through the back while we were deciding to go in!" Fen hissed.
"Come on, they've gotta still be in the parking lot. Let's catch them there."
The two tired ALTs ran back to the parking lot, but when they got to Aya's parking space, it was empty. No car sat there. In addition to this, it seemed as though other cars had been coming in and out of the parking lots, so they couldn't even identify Aya's car's tire tracks. They were at a dead end.
"What do we do?!" Fen cried out.
What could they do indeed...
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Hahahahah! Yeh, Im happy I logged in! Now I have something to laugh at all day...
Onigiri? Ootaisan? Nail clippers? That sounds like my shopping list...
Love the new haiku! Its my fabourite so far!!
Love your honesty!!
Love the Nipponess riddled in the story
[Happily waits next installment]
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Beware, gigantor post forthcoming...
FIRSTLY, DEDICATING MAH 4000th POST TO TEH AWESOMENESS THAT IS THE COMFEN!!! :ONwahaha: :ONwahaha: :ONwahaha: :ONwahaha: :ONwahaha: :ONwahaha:
Secondly, big props to the Commander for achieving her magical 69th post here at JPH!P.
Screencapped for prosperity. :D
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/9674/comrade69st3.th.jpg) (http://img65.imageshack.us/my.php?image=comrade69st3.jpg)
Now, on to beeswax.
Fen and Com, wearing fuzzy pink/green pyjamas
I still want pics of this please. :D :D :D
Fen and Commie ran down the hallway and to the lobby. They ran past the startled hotel manager, threw their room key at him as a way of checking out, and then burst out the door, running down the snow-covered pavement.
They immediately ran back into the hotel.
"Oh my god, it's cold!!" Fen screamed, jumping up and down at first and then sticking her bare feet right in front of the heater as the manager made strange sounds of confusion.
"Wimp," Commie snickered
Poor Fen...her little SoCal self just can't take the cold like us Canadians, eh Commie? :) :canada:
She started to walk down the hallway when she remembered she was forgetting something.
"Hey! Wimp!" she called out.
"Yeah?" Fen replied.
"Come with me. We're getting more clothes."
...
"Wait. Did you just call me 'Wimp'?"
Much yelling and beating up ensued.
HA! Fen looked up when you called her "wimp"! XD XD XD XD XD
[haiku interlude]
Who is the stupid
Ex-boyfriend of Ayaya's?
Eek! Tachibana.
[/haiku interlude]
Wait a sec, Ex-BF? :scratch
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EX-BF????? :o
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Holy sweet mother of Jebus...:shocked: EX-BF!??!?!?!??!!?? (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/woohoo.gif)(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/woohoo.gif)(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/woohoo.gif)
*side question - was this something that you just did for the story, or is it the latest Japanese entertainment news/gossip?
Five minutes later, they saw a figure approaching. It was a boy around their age. He, too, had his phone out with his little camera light pointed at the ground. Looking confused as he studied the ground, he walked by without a word. Commie and Fen looked at each other.
"Do you think...?" Commie started.
"...he...?" Fen continued.
They then shook their heads and continued walking, leaving the readers to wonder what they had been thinking.
Okay, THAT part I don't get. (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/blink.gif) But, DAMN those are some pretty damn powerful cell-phone batteries to last that long.
Fen walked up closer and took a peek through the window. The wheel was covered in glittery pink Aya stickers. The dashboard was plastered in Aya pictures cut out from magazines. The seats were decorated with embroidered Aya concert logos.
"What a narcissistic little-"
Wow, I can just picture Miki-sama telling Aya how gross her car is. :P
Fen smacked her face against the window... and set off the car alarm.
Which just happened to be the melody of "Goodbye Natsuo."
BUWAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
"There's only one thing to do!" Fen said bravely.
"Got it!" Commie agreed. They jumped out from behind the wall... and ran in opposite directions. They both stopped at the same time and turned around.
"Where are you doing?!" Commie cried out.
"Me?? Where are you going?" Fen retorted.
...
So much for inherent telepathy.
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Fen ran to the convenience store. The minute she stepped in, she heard a voice in her head. It told her what to buy. It sounded suspiciously like Commie's voice. She coughed and bought what it told her. She ran back to meet up with Commie.
Damn, I was hoping it would sound like Miki-sama, and that she'd get Fen to buy some pervvy shit. :roll: :drool:
Commie smashed her forehead against the pavement and then grabbed the onigiri from Fen and threw it far away.
"Hey!"
Awwwwwww...waste of a perfectly good onigiri. :(
They stood up and ran to the door, bursting in with yells of "we'll save you!" and "here we are!"
They were greeted by 2 tellers and 1 customer in a suit. No Aya. No Miki.
Commie and Fen began to sweat.
:sweatdrop: :sweatdrop:
The two tired ALTs ran back to the parking lot, but when they got to Aya's parking space, it was empty. No car sat there. In addition to this, it seemed as though other cars had been coming in and out of the parking lots, so they couldn't even identify Aya's car's tire tracks. They were at a dead end.
"What do we do?!" Fen cried out.
What could they do indeed...
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! :ONscared: :panda_omg2:
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LOL, Mikan. Your shopping lists look like that? Well, whatever floats your boat, right? :lol:
AWWW, thanks for dedicating your 4000th post to us, JFC! XD :heart: And thanks for the screen cap of my 69th post. :roll: :lol:
Wait a sec, Ex-BF? :scratch
...
*side question - was this something that you just did for the story, or is it the latest Japanese entertainment news/gossip?
Well, I didn't hear that from anywhere, but it's GOT to be true, right? I mean, after the Melodies PV, what boy would be foolish enough to think that his girlfriend, who was just groping Miki, would be interested in him any longer? :P
Um, but yeah, I made that up... unfortunately. :( But hey, we don't even know for sure if they're dating in the first place... hehehe. :P
Okay, THAT part I don't get.
Hehe, yeah, it was a reference that only she and I would get... OR! Anybody who read my latest 5th station report. (http://www.jpopmusic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2641637#2641637) :D The explanation starts under the picture from Miki's PB.
Wow, I can just picture Miki-sama telling Aya how gross her car is. :P
You just so totally wrote a line for the next chapter. Thank you for the idea!
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Hi. I returned to do a better job at commenting and asking some questions but the usual thing happened - I forgot.
IM JUST SO DAMN TIRED, OK?!
That and I realised JFC said pretty much everything I wanted so look at JFC's post and pretend it says Mikan.
Yeah...I think my next car will look like Aya's ^^ Just for novelty sake. I wouldnt be caught dead driving it. The "Goodbye Natuso" horn is a good idea though...
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LOL.
Oh, god... that moment was hilarious!
Here we were looking for this taco shop and then this guy walks by looking just like me with cell phone in hand. XD ROFL!! It was awesome.
Stupid taco shop!! It had to move!!! *shakes fist at the now gone taco shop*
Commie :heart:
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Hehe ah these are truely enjoyable stories. Thanks Commie. I especially like the interaction between Fen and Commie before the storm the bank. So funny.
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At school bored = haiku time!
lol. Was listening to Sexy Boy when this lovely haiku popped in my head. :D
Who needs sexy boy,
When you have sexy Miki.
Ah, Fujimoto.
:heart:
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Um, but yeah, I made that up... unfortunately. :(
Dang. :(
But hey, we don't even know for sure if they're dating in the first place... hehehe. :P
True. :P Personally, I just think she hangs out with him because they help each other with their makeup. :lol:
Hehe, yeah, it was a reference that only she and I would get... OR! Anybody who read my latest 5th station report. (http://www.jpopmusic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2641637#2641637) :D The explanation starts under the picture from Miki's PB.
Omgass you found the spot where Miki-sama ate tacos!!!
*clicks teh link and reads the explanation*... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooo. :yep:
You just so totally wrote a line for the next chapter. Thank you for the idea!
Glad to help. :D
Awesome work designing the GAM-mobile there Jab! :)
At school bored = haiku time!
Aw man, now I'm gonna have to redo some of mine. Finding the right pics where a Haiku can fit is tougher that it seems. :P
Yet, have no fear! Ganbarimasu! :thumbsup
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OMG! Jabro!! XD :heart: Wicked car. AnD hahaha!!!! Nice hybrid flag. :lol:
In reponse to Fen's haiku, here are two.
"Who needs sexy boy?"
An ue ue question
By a crazy girl.
I agree with you
The world needs no sexy boy.
It just needs Miki.
You can tell that we both had boring days. Heh. JFC... there's another great idea from you!! Aya, Keita, and make up. :lol:
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Dudes! 3 chapters! Granted they're all really short, but who cares?! I was bored at school today. Bored ALTs = lots of stupid stories and haiku! :heart:
Chapter 5 - Just Four Collisions
[Aya and Miki get into the car. Miki looks around at the Aya paraphernalia decorating the car and sighs]
Miki: Hey, Aya. Your car is so gross. I meant to tell you that five months ago.
Aya: [smiles] Why thank you, Miki-chan. I worked hard to... [smile drops from her face] Wait a minute. Did you say "gross?
Miki: Hmmm...
Aya: Shut up! It's perfect. Just like me.
Miki: [coughs and sputters with laughter] Sure, Aya. You're perfect.
Aya: I know. You tell me all the time.
Miki: [grumbles] That was before you got all big-headed about it. When you actually were kinda perfect.
Aya: How can you judge the point when I became imperfect? Huh? Is there a line? One day I was perfect and the next day I wasn't? Hmm? Hmmmm?
Miki: Ug, no. But you’ve gotten so full of yourself lately that I can't stand it. I misjudged you before.
Aya: [cries out dramatically] Misjudged me? You misjudged me?? I don't think so. A love like ours has no room for misjudgement. It's an impossibility! There's no way that with your true, pure feelings of love you could have misjudged my brilliant character!
Miki: [sweatdrops] Uh... "a love like this"? Aya-chan, where are you getting this crap from?
Aya: Don't deny it! I'm too magnificent for you not to fall hopelessly in love with me!
Miki: [blinks] Whoa. You got it all wrong. I mean, sure I love to hang out with you.
Aya: *ahem*
Miki: Oh, and talking with you is fun.
Aya: *ahem*
Miki: Okay, and I think you're really really really hot.
Aya: *ahem*
Miki: Er, and I like to grope you sometimes.
Aya: *ahem*
Miki: All right. All the time.
Aya: Better.
Miki: But that doesn't mean... uh, where was I going with this again?
Aya: [smirks] Anyway.
Miki: Anyway what?
Aya: Anyway, my car is nice.
Miki: [mutters under her breath] Whatever.
Aya: [fake sweet smile] What was that?
Miki: Uh, I said "yes."
Aya: [pats Miki on the head] That's my girl. Now let's see what CD I've got in the system. [presses 'play,' and her "Naked Songs" album starts playing] Ah, a good one!
Miki: [sticks her nose against the window and looks out, speaking in a tiny, high voice] Help!
(this chapter is dedicated to our biggest fan. For his name, check out the initials of this chapter title :P)
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Chapter 6 - Excuse me. Do you have a blue crayon?
[growling]
Fen: [glares at Commie]
[growling]
Fen [glares at Commie some more]
[growling]
Fen: [glares]
Commie: [fed up] What?!
Fen: You trashed breakfast.
[they both clutch their growling stomachs]
Commie: [rolls eyes] Get over it.
Fen: [continues to glare and the car veers off to the left] Hmph.
Commie: Eye on the road! You'll get us killed.
Fen: [grudgingly looks ahead] Arg.
[Silence for 3.8 minutes.]
Commie: Say, Fen?
Fen: Yeah, Com?
Commie: When did we get this car?
Fen: No clue.
Commie: Oh, okay.
[Silence for 1.6 minutes.]
Fen: It handles well.
Commie: I like the colour.
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Chapter 7 - "i hate u yahoo >_<"
After leaving the bank's parking lot, Fen and Commie stumbled upon a great treasure.
A car.
And not just any car! It was a souped up, gas guzzling, bright white rice rocket (made by cool, hip Asians for cool, hip Asians).
"Oh my god! It has our names written on it!" Fen called out, running to it. She pointed to a brown piece of construction paper on the window. Sure enough, there were two names written on it in messy chicken scratch that looked suspiciously like Commie's writing. There was an asterisk beside Commie's name.
"Honourary Asian," she read the note at the bottom out loud and laughed. "How sweet."
"Let's go!" Fen cried, jumping into the driver's seat. Commie got into the passenger seat a little hesitantly.
"Are you sure? Maybe it's a trap..."
"Pfffft. By who? Ms. Narcissus? Buwahahaha!" Fen cackled.
And so they took off down the street.
After an argument about breakfast, they discussed their plan. The discussion began with Commie suddenly jumping up and hitting her head on the roof of the car.
"Eureka!" she cried out, ignoring the pain.
"Uh..."
"Remember last night how we had a snowball fight?"
"Yeah..."
"And remember how we had to change our clothes at the hotel?"
"Of course I do. I'm not brain dead," snapped Fen.
"And remember how when Aya burst in through the window and took Miki-sama away, Miki-sama was still wearing her borrowed fuzzy pyjamas?"
Fen grinned.
"They were super cute and she looked-" her face cleared up and she put on her blank expression. "I mean yeah."
"So that's our lead!" Commie declared.
"Umm... What, we look for a pile of fuzzy pyjamas in the back of every car in Japan? We'd have better luck finding Nakazawa-san a husband."
Moment of silence.
"Or actually not," Fen said, reconsidering her statement.
"Let me explain. Hotel de P.C. embeds little chips in its property in order to trace it. All the chips are linked to a GPS satellite. Each chip emits a different, um, wave pattern thingy..." Commie trailed off, tongue tied over the technical gibberish. "Erm, and that means we can trace Miki's pyjamas with this system!"
Fen took this all in.
"So... what...? All we have to do is go back to the hotel, get the old dude to hook us up to the system, and then we can trace Miki anywhere?"
"Precisely!" Commie grinned.
"Awww, C. You're the best. You're a genius. High five!"
They high fived and then got thrown back into their seats as Fen swerved to avoid a badger.
"That's assuming Miki didn't trash the pyjamas," Fen pointed out.
"Come on. What do we know about Miki?" Commie asked with a smile.
"That's she's a cold-hearted, molesting bitch?"
"Okay... What else?"
"That she's so totally frickin hot?"
The two sat there with stars in their eyes for a minute.
Commie shook her head.
"Ah! Okay, but what else?"
"Hrmm... She's secretly a sentimental softie at heart and couldn't bear to part with such cute pyjamas?"
"Exactly."
They both grinned.
"You rock!" Fen squealed.
"Aw, shucks," Commie said, blushing and looking down at her feet. "Thanks. I know."
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"We'll dye your hair black" XD
I like the description of the rice rocket car. :heart:
And Miki's description. :heart:
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yay!! Lots of chapter goodness. Yummy Yummy Yummy I got...uh...Fics in my tummy and I feel like Im loving it~
I enjoyed the Aya/Miki discussion most and also the last two lines of the Commie/Fen discussion.
Im wondering - "Do these two act like this in real life?"
I wonder...
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^^
>.> <.< :heart:
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What, me and Fen? Yeah, sortta. I'm way nicer than her.
edit: LMFAO! Hi, Fen. Um, I didn't REALLY mean what I said. All a joke.
Right?
Right?
:sweatdrop:
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*glares*
Uh-huh... sure nicer... right...
ms. narcissist. *cackles*
:ONluvluv2:
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*cough*
Actually, I wrote a haiku to describe how we really get along:
I do the thinking
Fennie does all the driving
It's perfect teamwork. :heart:
(roffle, I'm so mean, huh? :P)
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Hello there *Stands up, notepad in hand, pencil ready*
Aramaki Mikan from Headlines I have some questions for Fen..
Fen...I can call you Fen, cant I?
Out of Aya and Miki - which one do you see more yourself in?
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Fen is fine. XD
Miki, definitely Miki. XD XD
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ahh holy cow! almost 2 pages of stuff since yesterday, I gotta catch up!
I don't want you all thinking it's like an acorn lettuce tomato sandwich, or something...
XD but wouldn't that sandwich be so cool! I would buy one!
What, me and Fen? Yeah, sortta. I'm way nicer than her.
It's true though! :P
kekeke
I liked chapter 6 it's really cute :D
Keep up the writing Comrade, looking forward to more!
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Yes, sorry! Aramaki again!
Im just publishing my Friendship theory!!
The theory goes that if someone identifies strongly with a member of GAM, then that person's close friend/lover will identify with the other half.
Eg.
Comrade is Aya-ish
Fen is Miki-ish.
= A dynamic duo ^^
The conclusion of this theory is that Aya and Miki are perfect buddies. ^^
Muahahhahaha!!
Please tell me if Im pathetic
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Comrade is Aya-ish
Fen is Miki-ish.
The conclusion of this theory is that Aya and Miki are perfect buddies. ^^
Muahahhahaha!!
Please tell me if Im pathetic
hehe it's not pathetic, but maybe not a very accurate theory in real life XD
I'm not sure if Comrade is very Aya-ish, I think maybe more Rika-ish but not the girly pink side lol, the friendly positive side.
But Fen is 100% Miki through and through :D
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XD Thank you, ebc. :heart: I'd hafta say that you're like Rika-chan, too. The girly pink side, that is.
Kidding! :P
Chapter 8 - Future Occupation: Sleep
The drive back to town was much shorter than the walk would have been.
Well, no DUH!
Fen and Commie played the prefecture game to pass the time and to stay awake.
"The number one producers of strawberries."
"Easy. Tochigi. The smallest population."
"Uhhh... Kochi?"
"No. One more chance."
"Tottori?"
"Pin pon. Location of Yakushima."
"We're here!"
"Um, Fen, there's no prefecture with that name."
"Not that. I mean we've arrived at the hotel," Fen clarified.
The prefecture game forgotten, Commie looked out the window as Fen pulled the car into the parking lot. They promptly got out and walked into the hotel, seeing the manager in the same place he'd been in earlier in the morning. He was reading a newspaper, and when he looked up and saw the dynamic duo, his face turned white with fear. He must have found out about the damage done to their room.
"Excuse me, sir," Fen interrupted him.
"Y-yes?"
"We need to see your GPS satellite whatchamakalit thing. We have to track a pair of pyjamas."
The man blinked in confusion.
"My what?" he asked.
"Um, your global positioning system. We need to track a pair of your hotel's pyjamas," Fen repeated carefully.
The man scratched his head.
"We have a GPS?"
Fen turned to and glared at Commie.
"You told me they had one. What gives?" she demanded.
Commie sweatdropped and scratched the back of her head.
"Maybe he's a bit, um, confused..." she laughed weakly.
"He's not confused," came a solid voice from the back.
"Wha...?" Fen asked. Commie and Fen looked into the shadows but saw nothing.
"He doesn't know we own a GPS satellite," the voice continued, and a girl appeared before Commie and Fen. She presented them with a face they knew all too well.
"Ayaka?!" they cried out simultaneously in shock. Ayaka, the long-lost sister of H!P, known to disappear for months at a time, looked surprised.
"How do you know my real name?"
"Are you kidding me?" Fen asked in disbelief. "What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be singing or something?"
"Oh, that!" Ayaka laughed. "I also work part time here at my father's hotel." She pointed to the man, who smiled at his daughter.
Commie and Fen's eyes bulged out of their sockets.
"Oh, come on. You didn't think H!P was my only source of income, did you?" she scoffed. "I'd be bored to tears and dirt poor."
"Uh, so... can you, like, help us?" Commie asked tentatively.
"Uh huh. Come on into my office."
With "WTF" looks, Commie and Fen followed the Coconut through the shadows and then through a secret door behind a bunch of hanging coats. They emerged in a gleaming white laboratory with all sorts of fancy machinery and high tech looking display screens.
"I feel like we've walked into a scene from Star Wars," Commie whispered to Fen.
Ayaka led them to a smaller room with a desk and three chairs. They sat down.
"Now, what can I do for you two?" Ayaka asked.
"Well, we're searching for someone who has a pair of pyjamas from Hotel de P.C.," Commie started.
"She was kidnapped yesterday and we need to find her as soon as possible," Fen elaborated.
"Oh my," Ayaka gasped. "Kidnapped? Shouldn't you call the police?"
"Um, maybe 'kidnapped' is a bit of a strong word..." Fen amended. "Um... how does 'relocated' sound?"
"I'll need your names. Legal reasons," Ayaka said professionally, putting on a pair of librarian-type spectacles and pulling out a pen and some fancy-looking forms.
"I'm Fenrir. She's Comrade."
Ayaka looked at them sceptically.
"Those are your real names?" she asked.
"Yup," Commie said.
"... O... kay..." She wrote something. "And who are you looking for?"
"Fujimoto Miki-sama and her captor, Matsuura Aya."
Ayaka's pen came to a halt. She put it down and peered at Commie and Fen above the rim of her glasses just like a librarian would at a gaggle of noisy girls in the study area of the library.
"And what trouble have my coworkers gotten into this time?"
"Aya kidnapped Miki-sama from us," Fen pouted.
"Came right through the window and plucked her out of bed, too," Commie piped up.
Ayaka looked grim and picked up her phone, pressing one number.
"Hi, Suzanne," she said. "We've got a Code Red Level One."
She listened to the reply for about twenty seconds.
"Got it."
She hung up the phone, leaned back and crossed her arms, inspecting the two girls in front of her.
"That was my secretary Suzanne," she said rather unnecessarily. That much the duo could have figured out on their own. "And that was the protocol for the type of case you've become involved in. Thing is, we don't handle these cases anymore. Not since Codename Ms. Narcissus broke all the windows on the top floor of our sole Tokushima branch."
"And how did she manage to do that?" Fen asked.
"We're not sure," Ayaka replied with a smirk, "but reports have it that she was screaming. There was a one Ms. Tachibana involved."
"'Ms.'?" Commie asked, mirroring Ayaka's smirk.
"Yes, 'Ms.'" Ayaka echoed, stifling a laugh. Commie and Fen didn't even bother to keep it in, and they howled with laughter until their stomachs hurt.
"Errmm.... Back to business. You have a history with Aya?" Fen asked seriously.
"Do we ever!" Ayaka sighed. "Ever since last year. She's tormented us non-stop. Miki's her favourite victim, though. Poor thing. I really feel for the girl."
"I like to feel her, too," Commie said obliviously.
Fen and Ayaka shot her strange looks and she coughed.
"Um, I mean her feelings. I feel them. Really. Feel the feelings," she stuttered.
"Anyway," Ayaka continued, "like I said before, we stopped dealing with Aya since the aforementioned incident. Therefore, we'll give you any materials you need, but we won't help you any further than that."
Commie and Fen excused themselves and went to consult with each other outside.
Would they accept Ayaka's offer or not?
Stay tuned for the next Comfen adventure!
Just kidding.
Commie and Fen went back into the room.
"Give us what you've got!" Fen said.
Ayaka shrugged and pulled out boxes and folders full of documents - reports, maps, pictures - and electronic gadgets. She then pulled out a pencil and began to explain everything.
The reports documented all of Aya's known actions, coupled with analyses of her behaviour. The maps detailed the locations that Aya had been spotted in within the past 6 months. Red lines and dots crisscrossed the entire map all the way from Hokkaido to Okinawa, with a few overseas dots, too. The gadgets required more explanation.
"This is the device you can use to connect to our satellite," Ayaka said, handing over a small computer-like metal thing that looked like a chunky electronic dictionary. "I recommend hooking it up to your car. Shall I explain all the functions?"
"Just show us how to find Aya and Miki-sama," Commie said quickly before they got a detailed explanation on how to use the GPS to download and watch videos from YouTube.
So Ayaka explained. When she was done (and Commie was completely confused), she handed the thing to Fen.
"I've entered all pyjama data into this unit. You should be able to view pictures and choose the pair that Miki-chan was wearing at the time of her capture."
"Thanks," Commie said as Fen burst out into her solo rendition of "Thanks!" Commie beat her over the head with a fist, shutting her up quickly. "Is this all?"
"That's about it. We have a 24 hour hotline if you need information, and you can stay at any branch of our hotel in this country for half price. Special mission deal. But remember that we won't send anybody to help you," Ayaka replied.
Commie smiled.
"That's great. Thank you very much."
Fen, now back in the land of the conscious and non-singing, starting messing around with the GPS thingy.
"Oh, and one more thing!" Ayaka said, putting a finger up, indicating for Commie and Fen to wait. She picked up her phone and dialled the magic number. "Yes, Suzanne. Can you please bring us two sets of Product A? Thanks."
She hung up, and before the two could ask what Product A was, a girl walked into the room. A very familiar girl.
"Kei?!" Fen and Commie cried out in unison. They were getting really good at the whole synchronized thing. And the hidden and mysterious H!P girls were getting good at surprising them.
"What? You didn't think H!P kept me housed, clothed, and fed, did you? Ayaka and I are in this together," she grinned.
"You're Product A?" Fen asked in wonder.
Ayaka and Kei exchanged looks and burst out giggling.
"Oh no!" Kei chuckled. "I'm Ayaka's secretary."
"But wait. That means... you're Suzanne?" Commie asked, her face screwed up in confusion.
"Uh huh. Codename Suzanne. Pretty nifty, no?"
Commie and Fen hit their heads on the table.
"This is Product A," Kei said, holding out two bottles. Commie and Fen reached out and grabbed them. The label read 'Orange Juice.'
"What is this? Super duper protective OJ that will make us invincible? Impervious to bullets? As strong as ten horses? Faster than Superman? Smarter than Stephen Hawking?" Fen asked.
Ayaka blinked.
"No, it's just orange juice. You looked a bit hungry," she said.
"Oh," Fen said, looking embarrassed and feeling even worse. She prayed for instant death.
"Um, so... yeah. Thanks for that," Commie said loudly, trying to divert attention away from the humiliated Fen. She had been thinking the exact same thing as her, but Fen had beat her at saying it. She felt sympathy. "We'll be going now."
Commie and Fen stood up, Ayaka following them. They bowed.
"Nice doing business with you," Ayaka said with her perfect flight attendant smile.
"Likewise. We'll probably take you up on the half price hotel offer, so thank you very much," Commie said while Fen mumbled her thanks, her face still bright red and staring at the floor.
"Come on, Fen. Let's go," Commie said, pushing the girl towards the door.
"Yes, senpai," Fen murmured.
With a nod to Kei and Ayaka, the two found their way back out. They came across the manager, who they now knew to be Ayaka's father.
"Thanks for everything, Kimura-san," Commie said with a smile. She looked at Fen, who was still looking down.
"Say thank you!" Commie hissed, jabbing her elbow into Fen's back.
"Eep! Thank you!"
"Good," muttered Commie as Fen rubbed her back in pain.
"You're welcome, ladies. Hope your stay was enjoyable. Feel free to..." he trailed off, remembering who these two girls in front of him were. "... to never stay here again!"
Fen and Commie's smiled faltered and they backed away, leaving the hotel and going back to their car.
WHICH WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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100% Miki through and through = *cackles*
"Konya Arigatou Mata Aeru darou"
*ahem*
Ayaka... lol... Kei... lol
and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Our car!! Our cool rice rocket!!! T_T
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These chapter titles are freakin' nuts. Are they of any relevance to the story? Am I too dense to find the connection?
Well they're funny anyways.
Ayaka/librarian...HOT
HEHE Kei
Oh man your car got jacked! Noooo!
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I had a good laugh. Muhahahahhaha.
The thought of Kei and Ayaka teaming up to survive sounds likely.
Just a quick quote then Im off to work ^^
I like to feel her, too," Commie said obliviously.
Fen and Ayaka shot her strange looks and she coughed.
"Um, I mean her feelings. I feel them. Really. Feel the feelings," she stuttered.
tehehehhee. Good work Commie. Are you really that hopeless with technology? (I hope your not as bad as Aya. Thats just...embarrassing. Yes, righto love! Smach the remote control hard as you can...that will definately get it working *sigh*. I imagine the poor owner of the DVD player cringing at its destruction)
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Okay, time for another gigantor post...I'm gonna have to start shrinking the quotes to save some space. :P
Chapter 5 - Just Four Collisions
Miki: Hey, Aya. Your car is so gross. I meant to tell you that five months ago.
Aya: [smiles] Why thank you, Miki-chan. I worked hard to... [smile drops from her face] Wait a minute. Did you say "gross?
A Smiley monomane of Aya at this moment: :D --> :o
Aya: Don't deny it! I'm too magnificent for you not to fall hopelessly in love with me!
Miki: [blinks] Whoa. You got it all wrong. I mean, sure I love to hang out with you.
Aya: *ahem*
Miki: Oh, and talking with you is fun.
Aya: *ahem*
Miki: Okay, and I think you're really really really hot.
Aya: *ahem*
Miki: Er, and I like to grope you sometimes.
Aya: *ahem*
Miki: All right. All the time.
Aya: Better.
Definitely better. :lol:
Miki: [sticks her nose against the window and looks out, speaking in a tiny, high voice] Help!
That's so cute! :baa60776: I can picture her doing just that as Aya drives off to kami-san-knows-where.
(this chapter is dedicated to our biggest fan. For his name, check out the initials of this chapter title :P)
Words cannot express what I want to say right now. So I'll let the gifs say it for me.
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:ONwahaha: :panda_love: :tfr9a7wg: :yay:(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/GreatGoogly.gif) :ONhee::MKgroovin: :w00t: :ONcool1: :hammerself: :pen_clap: :pepper: :kgreat:
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/hardgayhead.png) :khello: :pen_whirl: :ONwriggly: (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/buttrock.gif) :ONluvluv2:(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/eusa_dance.gif) :ONluvluv1: :panda_argh: :MKkekeke: :ONhiakhiakhiak: :haihao: :ONomamori:
Thanks Commie :inlove:
Chapter 6 - Excuse me. Do you have a blue crayon?
Fen: [glares at Commie]
[growling]
...
Commie: [fed up] What?!
Fen: You trashed breakfast.
[they both clutch their growling stomachs]
As I said before, waste of a perfectly good onigiri. (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/nono.gif)
Commie: Say, Fen?
Fen: Yeah, Com?
Commie: When did we get this car?
Fen: No clue.
Commie: Oh, okay.
[Silence for 1.6 minutes.]
Fen: It handles well.
Commie: I like the colour
Who cares how you got it? It handles well and the colour's nice! :ONwahaha:
Chapter 7 - "i hate u yahoo >_<"
After leaving the bank's parking lot, Fen and Commie stumbled upon a great treasure.
A car.
And not just any car! It was a souped up, gas guzzling, bright white rice rocket (made by cool, hip Asians for cool, hip Asians).
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...the ever-needed rice rocket. Actually, it'd be a real trip if they actually called them rice rockets over there. :lol:
There was an asterisk beside Commie's name.
"Honourary Asian," she read the note at the bottom out loud and laughed. "How sweet."
Why do I feel like I've personally said that before? :scratch :P
"And remember how when Aya burst in through the window and took Miki-sama away, Miki-sama was still wearing her borrowed fuzzy pyjamas?"
Fen grinned.
"They were super cute and she looked-" her face cleared up and she put on her blank expression. "I mean yeah."
Daaaaaaaaamn, Fen really is like Miki. Got the perv streak going and everything. :pimp:
"Umm... What, we look for a pile of fuzzy pyjamas in the back of every car in Japan? We'd have better luck finding Nakazawa-san a husband."
Oooooooooooooh SNAP! :shocked: :ONwahaha:
"Let me explain. Hotel de P.C. embeds little chips in its property in order to trace it."
OF COURSE IT DOES!!! IT'S THE HOTEL de FRAKKIN' P.C. FOR CARP'S SAKE! :lol:
"All the chips are linked to a GPS satellite. Each chip emits a different, um, wave pattern thingy..." Commie trailed off, tongue tied over the technical gibberish. "Erm, and that means we can trace Miki's pyjamas with this system!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...I luv a girl who can speak techno-geek. :inlove:
They high fived and then got thrown back into their seats as Fen swerved to avoid a badger.
Bet ya'll didn't see THIS coming. :twisted:
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"What do we know about Miki?" Commie asked with a smile.
"That's she's a cold-hearted, molesting bitch?"
"Okay... What else?"
"That she's so totally frickin hot?"
...
"Ah! Okay, but what else?"
"Hrmm... She's secretly a sentimental softie at heart and couldn't bear to part with such cute pyjamas?"
"Exactly."
And that's why we wub her. :D :yep:
Chapter 8 - Future Occupation: Sleep
"My what?" he asked.
"Um, your global positioning system. We need to track a pair of your hotel's pyjamas," Fen repeated carefully.
The man scratched his head.
"We have a GPS?"
Geez, ain't THAT the truth? Half the time the guests know more than the employees when it comes to what their employers offer.
"He doesn't know we own a GPS satellite," the voice continued, and a girl appeared before Commie and Fen. She presented them with a face they knew all too well.
"Ayaka?!" they cried out simultaneously in shock.
WTF?!!?!???! :ON@_@: :ONdunno:
"Oh, that!" Ayaka laughed. "I also work part time here at my father's hotel." She pointed to the man, who smiled at his daughter.
Commie and Fen's eyes bulged out of their sockets.
Commie: :shocked:
Fen: :shocked:
"Oh, come on. You didn't think H!P was my only source of income, did you?" she scoffed. "I'd be bored to tears and dirt poor."
It's funny cuz it makes sense! :damnfunny
"I'll need your names. Legal reasons," Ayaka said professionally, putting on a pair of librarian-type spectacles and pulling out a pen and some fancy-looking forms.
"I'm Fenrir. She's Comrade."
Ayaka looked at them sceptically.
"Those are your real names?" she asked.
"Yup," Commie said.
"... O... kay..."
Ayaka with librarian spectacles = :jerk
The names...:lmao:
"And who are you looking for?"
"Fujimoto Miki-sama and her captor, Matsuura Aya."
Ayaka's pen came to a halt.
...
"And what trouble have my coworkers gotten into this time?"
"Aya kidnapped Miki-sama from us," Fen pouted.
"Came right through the window and plucked her out of bed, too," Commie piped up.
Ayaka looked grim and picked up her phone, pressing one number.
"Hi, Suzanne," she said. "We've got a Code Red Level One."
Ooooooooooooooh how I love a girl who can take command! :pen_clap:
"Thing is, we don't handle these cases anymore. Not since Codename Ms. Narcissus broke all the windows on the top floor of our sole Tokushima branch."
Holy shit Aya's got a codename (she'd probably like it too). :lol:
"There was a one Ms. Tachibana involved."
"'Ms.'?" Commie asked, mirroring Ayaka's smirk.
"Yes, 'Ms.'" Ayaka echoed, stifling a laugh. Commie and Fen didn't even bother to keep it in, and they howled with laughter until their stomachs hurt.
I always said Tachibana looked really effeminate. :ONwahaha: :panda_love: :ONwahaha: :panda_love: :ONwahaha:
Miki's her favourite victim, though. Poor thing. I really feel for the girl."
"I like to feel her, too," Commie said obliviously.
That second part...that's like, what every guy DREAMS of being able to say. :yep:
Would they accept Ayaka's offer or not?
Stay tuned for the next Comfen adventure!
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Just kidding.
ZING! :yay:
Ayaka shrugged and pulled out boxes and folders full of documents - reports, maps, pictures - and electronic gadgets. She then pulled out a pencil and began to explain everything.
Holy fuck, an entire kit prepared for just such an occassion? :o
Commie said quickly before they got a detailed explanation on how to use the GPS to download and watch videos from YouTube.
But of course, can't learn one without the other. :P
"Thanks," Commie said as Fen burst out into her solo rendition of "Thanks!" Commie beat her over the head with a fist, shutting her up quickly.
I :lol:'ed, but I also wanted to see Fen dance. :D
"Yes, Suzanne. Can you please bring us two sets of Product A? Thanks."
She hung up, and before the two could ask what Product A was, a girl walked into the room. A very familiar girl.
"Kei?!" Fen and Commie cried out in unison.
"What? You didn't think H!P kept me housed, clothed, and fed, did you? Ayaka and I are in this together," she grinned.
"You're Product A?" Fen asked in wonder.
Again...
Commie: :shocked:
Fen: :shocked:
"This is Product A," Kei said, holding out two bottles. Commie and Fen reached out and grabbed them. The label read 'Orange Juice.'
"What is this? Super duper protective OJ that will make us invincible? Impervious to bullets? As strong as ten horses? Faster than Superman? Smarter than Stephen Hawking?" Fen asked.
Ayaka blinked.
"No, it's just orange juice. You looked a bit hungry," she said.
Awwwwwwwwww...Ayaka's so nice.
Oh, and Fen got BURNED! :lol:
Fen and Commie's smiled faltered and they backed away, leaving the hotel and going back to their car.
WHICH WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cues the dramatic music*
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Hmmmmm...somehow shrinking the quotes didn't save as much space as I thought it would. Oh well. c'est la vie. :)
*ACK* More Haikus! And I'm running out of usable pics! :cry:
Oh well, I'll definitely have to redo a few this weekend. :thumbsup
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LOL, Mikan, I think everyone in the world is better at technology than Aya. :lol: I'm not *that* hopeless. But I am sometimes dumb. I'm like "where's the frickin volume?!?! ARG?!" and my dad takes the remote control and goes "right here, dumb daughter." (ok, that's totally made up).
JFC... XD I love your GIF reaction (GIFaction? :lol:) to the dedication. :heart: BTW, that won't be the last time we hear the name JFC...!
Oh, and 39568793586798475925092450286 extra Comrade points for reacting totally appropriately to the mention of a badger. XD :heart:
That second part...that's like, what every guy DREAMS of being able to say. :yep:
:lol:
Muwahahaha!! Score one for Commie. :P
Holy fuck, an entire kit prepared for just such an occassion? :o
Yeah.
Conclusion: Do NOT fuck with Aya.
I :lol:'ed, but I also wanted to see Fen dance. :D
It's cute. :roll: :lol:
Can't wait to see your new sigs. :D :P
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These chapter titles are freakin' nuts. Are they of any relevance to the story? Am I too dense to find the connection?
Well they're funny anyways.
ROFL! XD They dont have any relevance to the story at all. XD Unless Commie has a secret agenda that I don't know about. But anyways, the titles come from what we are doing at the moment or how we are feeling at the moment. For example, the Future Occupation: Sleep. Commie asks for a title and I was working on the next lesson for class which happened to be on occupations. Plus, I was sleepy so hence Future Occupation: Sleep. XD
Anyways, here's a haiku to make up for the random babble. :D
Underneath it all,
She is a big soft pillow.
Ah, Fujimoto.
XD XD XD
I thank the description of Miki in the last last chapter for the inspiration. :D :heart:
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A big soft pillow?
That word is more suitable
For Ayaya's... um...
XD
(just as I wrote this haiku, an Ayaya song started playing on my winamp. heh. She's protesting.)
Yeah, random titles rock. They're SO much more interesting than prepared ones. :D
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She doesn't like you. XD
I should rephrase that... she doesn't like us. XD XD
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But...
Miki-chan likes you.
She wants to grope you right now.
Happy birthday, Fen.
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Omgass....more Haikus! :o
And dammit my sig rotator is being a bitch! :cry:
EDIT: Wait a sec....:scratch
It's Fen's birthday? For real? :confused:
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It is for real for real!
Or rather it was. We're half an hour into the next day now.
Here's a haiku I wrote on the train home after I was exchanging mail with Fen and my phone ran out of juice. T_T
My battery died.
Sorry for not replying.
... Ah, Fujimoto.
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I was wondering what happened...
There was no response.
So I thought you fell asleep.
Ah, Fujimoto.
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I did fall asleep
After my battery died.
Grope me, Miki-chan
(I love how the third lines in our haiku are so... random and hot. heh)
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Ah, and here I was,
waiting for you to respond.
Glaring Miki-chan :heart:
(and they all have to do with Miki <3)
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Holy crap did I miss alot of this...
All I have to this entire story is this seems suspiciously like my two friends if InuYasha was taken off air XD
And yay for all the hot Miki Haiku's! And narcissistic Aya! And Orange Juice! And randomly cheering for random things!
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Okay, redid the Haiku sigs. Tried my own hand at it and tossed one of my own into the mix. :P
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Your haiku rock, man. :D
Will you be my dear husband? :heart:
:o Wait!!!! Miki-sama!!!! :doh:
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O.O
Did you ever notice on the Poetry of sex sign, there's a brand named "Fruitcake"?
And also, I dedicated a Headline to you two, Fen and Commie!
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Chapter 9 - Mushroom! Mushroom!
"Can we please stop? I'm getting really carsick," Miki pleaded.
"I've know you for ages and you've never once gotten carsick. Give me a break," Aya growled, focusing on the road ahead and speeding up.
Miki cursed. The old carsick trick wouldn't work.
"Fine, then. Can we get some food? I'm star-"
Before Miki could finish her word, Aya reached behind back and grabbed something, shoving it in Miki's face. Miki took this item - a plastic bag - and opened it to find plenty of food. Enough food, in fact, to feed a starving family.
She re-evaluated the situation.
"I have to pee."
"Give it a rest!!" roared Aya.
Miki retreated. It was clear that no traditional way would work. She would have to do something wild. Something unexpected.
"Hiiiiiyah!" she screamed, launching herself at Aya with the intention of tackling her and gaining control of the car.
Of course her seatbelt prevented her from moving past twenty centimetres, and she heaved out a groan of pain as it dug into her body and made her twitch like an epileptic on speed.
[Safety first, kiddos.
Always do up your seatbelt.
You too, Miki-chan!]
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........!"
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"Where the hell is our car?!" two voices cried out loudly and clearly.
Fen started to pace along the street in front of the hotel.
"I'm going to kill someone. I'm going to kill someone. I'm going to kill someone. I'm going to kill..." she repeated over and over again.
"Shut up!" Commie yelled, putting her hands over her ears. "Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!!" She fell to the ground and started to rock. Fen fell onto the ground and started hitting it with her fists.
"Excuse me, girls," said a calm voice. "I'm Otani Toshihiro from the Northern Fukushima Mental Institute. I specialize in patients with mental disorders brought on by genetic imbalances. I couldn't help but notice that you two seem somewhat distressed."
Fen and Commie looked up to see a handsome young man dressed sharply in a dark grey suit and holding the briefcase of a typical salaryman. He was slightly bowed down and smiling pleasantly at the two, concern etched in the features of his face.
"C... cool!!" Fen and Commie gushed, little hearts floating around their heads and tingly "falling in love" piano and violin music playing in the background. Soft, pastel-coloured bubbles and cherry blossoms framed Otani's figure as he smiled, his white teeth shining brilliantly in the light.
"Do you need some help, ladies? I have a car and can take you to the institute."
The hearts and bubbles around Fen and Commie burst into fragments of nothingness. The light dimmed, and a red hue was cast upon the scene as sneaky background music started to play. Commie, Fen, and Otani froze in time as a cloaked figure carrying a trident crept onto the scene. The figure removed her hood to reveal two horns protruding from a head of jet-black hair.
"He has a car," Sayu-devil cried out in a warped, teasing, singsong voice. She snuck up to Fen and Commie and spoke into their ears. "He has a car. Use him for his car. Pretend you need help and get a free ride up north. You need a car, right? Don't you? Then use him. Use him. Ohiohiohiohio!!"
Sayu-devil walked backwards slowly as she cackled and waved her trident around. She disappeared from the scene and the lights returned to normal, the regular sounds of traffic the only sound that could be heard (although the town was one of less than 20,000 people, so there wasn't much traffic).
Everything was back to normal.
Except for two things.
"Hehehe. Sure, Mr. Otani. Take us to your loony bin," Fen cackled with a wretched smile.
"Hehehe," snickered Commie. "We're so crazy. We need help!"
Otani smiled sympathetically and made a gesture to lead the girls when suddenly everything froze again.
A brilliant white light shone down on the scene, and beautiful, peaceful harp and chorus music began to play as a figure pranced onto the scene.
"It's wrong to use someone for material purposes!" sang Rika-angel. "Tell him the truth and you will be all right. Don't lie! Don't lie... don't lie... don't lie..."
Rika-angel sang as she left, her voice fading slowly as she got farther and farther away.
The lights returned to normal. Fen and Commie blinked.
"Did you just feel that?" Commie asked.
"Yeah..." Fen replied, looking bewildered.
"Should we...?"
They both looked at each other and then laughed. They could never do something bad, like using someone for his car.
"Girls?" Otani asked.
"Oh, yes, Mr. Otani?" Fen asked sweetly.
"I was just going to say that this is my car here."
Otani gestured behind the girls and they turned around.
"Oh my god!" Fen screamed upon seeing the car.
"What?!" Commie and Otani asked in unison.
Fen walked up to the car.
"Do you realized what this is?"
"Um... Mr. Otani's car?"
Fen shook her head.
"Holy crap. I can't believe it. It's a Subaru Impreza WRX STi Type R Version VI. Torque is at 36.0 and horsepower is at 280PS. It's mostly used in rally races, meaning it can go off road!"
Even Otani blinked.
"Uh..." Comrade said.
"But it's also nice for street racing," Fen added proudly.
There was a moment of silence where nobody knew what to say. Otani was surprised at the girl's intimate knowledge of his car, Commie was wishing she could bury her head in the pavement, and Fen was drooling over the good doctor's car.
Then there was action.
Fen grabbed Commie's hand.
"Fuck being nice," she muttered. Commie's eyes widened, but she couldn't protest because she was suddenly thrown towards the car.
"RAAAAAARRR!!!" Fen yelled, jumping up and tackling Otani. He screamed like a girl (somewhere, Ayaya bashed her head against her steering wheel) and fell to the ground.
"Grab his keys!!" Fen screamed as she pined down the squirming man in another one of her amazing shows of impossible strength.
Commie, shocked, automatically did as she was told and yanked the keychain that was tangled with Otani's fingers. She jumped back.
"Now open the car and turn on the ignition!" Fen screamed again, praying that Commie knew how to do that much.
Fortunately, Commie did. She jumped into the driver's seat and stuck the key in the hole, turning it and forcing the engine to come to life.
"Ok, now get in the passenger's seat and wait for me!"
Commie obeyed and dutifully got into the next seat over, watching Fen struggle with Otani.
"Get off of me! You can't steal my car!" Otani yelled.
"Watch me!"
Then Fen kneed him really really really hard in a place that really hurts boys. As he screamed in pain (this time, Miki clapped and whistled when Aya smashed her head against the window), Fen jumped off and ran into the car, slamming the door shut.
"This is kind of exciting!" Commie cheered, getting into it and clapping her hands.
"Wheeeeeee!!!!" Fen laughed as she floored the pedal.
Fen and Commie didn't even have enough time to see if Otani was okay because the car was so fast. They were out of the town limits within minutes, speeding along the uninhabited countryside of northern Japan.
Some minutes after leaving the town, Fen asked Commie to grab the GPS that Ayaka had given them. Commie reached into Fen's bag and pulled it out. It looked a little roughed up around the edges, but was otherwise all right. Commie took the wheel as Fen hooked the system up to the car. In the thirty seconds it took to do that, they hit three badgers and a snake.
"Ohhh! It's a snake!" Commie said sadly as she saw a yellow and green tube go flying from beneath the wheels.
Fen gave her an odd look and then took the wheel back as she fiddled with the controls for the GPS.
"Okay, scroll through these pyjamas and find Miki's."
Commie nodded and began to scroll. It took her ten pages of pyjamas to find the ones Miki had borrowed, and she wondered why in the world Hotel de Plot Contrivance had so many different pairs of pyjamas. It wasn’t as if guests staying at the hotel needed variety.
"Found it," she announced.
Fen pushed Commie's hand aside and did all sorts of techie things that Commie didn't understand. However, the display screen she could understand, and when a large red dot appeared on a map of Japan, she knew right away that was Miki and Aya.
"Where is that?" Fen asked.
"It looks like... somewhere in the southeast of Yamagata prefecture. ," Commie said smartly. She was so smart. Oh yes. Mushrooms.
"Then that's where we're going," Fen said, glaring as she stared ahead. Commie joined her in the glaring.
Somewhere out there was their Miki-sama in distress, her captor, Aya, a very dangerous girl. They would stop at nothing to save Miki-sama.
NOTHING.
To Be Continued...!
Today's episode was brought to you by the letters G, F, and C, and the website http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/badger.swf
(Car technotalk Nacchi'd directly from Fen. I could never write something like that :rolleyes: )
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LOL!!!
I like the part where I get to take down the guy! XD WHEEEE!!! :ONhiakhiakhiak: *cackles*
Evil Sayu and Angel Rika was a nice touch! Ah, good ol' H!M. How I love thee! :tfr9a7wg:
:o Nacchi'd! I've been Nacchi'd!!! XD :P
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Your haiku rock, man. :D
Will you be my dear husband? :heart:
:o Wait!!!! Miki-sama!!!! :doh:
*holds boths hands to the side and alternates moving them up and down*
Hmmm...Miki-sama....Commie.....Miki-sama.....Commie.....Miki-sama.....Commie...AWWWWWWWWWW FUCK! I can't choose!!!
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"Can we please stop? I'm getting really carsick," Miki pleaded.
Miki-puke? That's strangely arousing. :shock:
Damn, the fact that I said that scares even me.
"I've know you for ages and you've never once gotten carsick. Give me a break," Aya growled, focusing on the road ahead and speeding up.
Miki cursed. The old carsick trick wouldn't work.
"Fine, then. Can we get some food? I'm star-"
Before Miki could finish her word, Aya reached behind back and grabbed something, shoving it in Miki's face. Miki took this item - a plastic bag - and opened it to find plenty of food. Enough food, in fact, to feed a starving family.
She re-evaluated the situation.
"I have to pee."
"Give it a rest!!" roared Aya.
Uh-oh, Aya's not falling for it. She's focused. She's determined....fuck that's hot. :twisted:
"Where the hell is our car?!" two voices cried out loudly and clearly.
Fen started to pace along the street in front of the hotel.
"I'm going to kill someone. I'm going to kill someone. I'm going to kill someone. I'm going to kill..." she repeated over and over again.
"Shut up!" Commie yelled, putting her hands over her ears. "Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!!" She fell to the ground and started to rock. Fen fell onto the ground and started hitting it with her fists.
Aw crap our dynamic diva duo is starting to lose it (that is, assuming they ever had it to begin with) :P.
Sorry, the opportunity was too great to pass up.:ONkneelbow:
"Excuse me, girls," said a calm voice. "I'm Otani Toshihiro from the Northern Fukushima Mental Institute. I specialize in patients with mental disorders brought on by genetic imbalances. I couldn't help but notice that you two seem somewhat distressed."
And how is it exactly that there's a rep from the Northern Fukushima Mental Institute there? Simple. It's THE MUTHAFUCKIN' HOTEL DE P.C.!!! :pen_clap:
"Excuse me, girls," said a calm voice. "I'm Otani Toshihiro from the Northern Fukushima Mental Institute. I specialize in patients with mental disorders brought on by genetic imbalances. I couldn't help but notice that you two seem somewhat distressed."
Fen and Commie looked up to see a handsome young man dressed sharply in a dark grey suit and holding the briefcase of a typical salaryman. He was slightly bowed down and smiling pleasantly at the two, concern etched in the features of his face.
"C... cool!!" Fen and Commie gushed, little hearts floating around their heads and tingly "falling in love" piano and violin music playing in the background. Soft, pastel-coloured bubbles and cherry blossoms framed Otani's figure as he smiled, his white teeth shining brilliantly in the light.
Otani --> :ONbingo:
Commie --> :inlove:
Fen --> :inlove:
"Do you need some help, ladies? I have a car and can take you to the institute."
The hearts and bubbles around Fen and Commie burst into fragments of nothingness.
Commie --> :ONbadluck:
Fen --> :ONbadluck:
"He has a car," Sayu-devil cried out in a warped, teasing, singsong voice. She snuck up to Fen and Commie and spoke into their ears. "He has a car. Use him for his car. Pretend you need help and get a free ride up north. You need a car, right? Don't you? Then use him. Use him. Ohiohiohiohio!!"
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3109/devilsayumifp5.jpg)
Everything was back to normal.
Except for two things.
"Hehehe. Sure, Mr. Otani. Take us to your loony bin," Fen cackled with a wretched smile.
"Hehehe," snickered Commie. "We're so crazy. We need help!"
Oh you naughty, NAUGHTY girls! :twisted:
A brilliant white light shone down on the scene, and beautiful, peaceful harp and chorus music began to play as a figure pranced onto the scene.
"It's wrong to use someone for material purposes!" sang Rika-angel. "Tell him the truth and you will be all right. Don't lie! Don't lie... don't lie... don't lie..."
Rika-angel sang as she left, her voice fading slowly as she got farther and farther away.
The lights returned to normal. Fen and Commie blinked.
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"Oh my god!" Fen screamed upon seeing the car.
"What?!" Commie and Otani asked in unison.
Fen walked up to the car.
...
"Holy crap. I can't believe it. It's a Subaru Impreza WRX STi Type R Version VI. Torque is at 36.0 and horsepower is at 280PS. It's mostly used in rally races, meaning it can go off road!"
Even Otani blinked.
"Uh..." Comrade said.
"But it's also nice for street racing," Fen added proudly.
Whoa, Fen's a gear-head! :)
Fen --> :w00t:
Commie and Otani --> (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/blink.gif)
"RAAAAAARRR!!!" Fen yelled, jumping up and tackling Otani. He screamed like a girl (somewhere, Ayaya bashed her head against her steering wheel) and fell to the ground.
It's teh Fabulous Flying Fen!!! :P
And :damnfunny at the girly-scream and Aya's voodoo curse. :damnfunny
"Grab his keys!!" Fen screamed as she pined down the squirming man in another one of her amazing shows of impossible strength.
Commie, shocked, automatically did as she was told and yanked the keychain that was tangled with Otani's fingers.
I half-expected there to be some Miki-esque behaviour here. :roll:
Then Fen kneed him really really really hard in a place that really hurts boys. As he screamed in pain (this time, Miki clapped and whistled when Aya smashed her head against the window), Fen jumped off and ran into the car, slamming the door shut.
Closest I could get to a "being in pain" smiley here --> :bleed eyes:
Miki while Aya's succumbs to voodoo shit --> :lmao:
Some minutes after leaving the town, Fen asked Commie to grab the GPS that Ayaka had given them. Commie reached into Fen's bag and pulled it out. It looked a little roughed up around the edges, but was otherwise all right. Commie took the wheel as Fen hooked the system up to the car. In the thirty seconds it took to do that, they hit three badgers and a snake.
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/badgerdance.gif)(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/badgerdance.gif)(http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/847/snakego0.jpg)(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/badgerdance.gif)
"Okay, scroll through these pyjamas and find Miki's."
Commie nodded and began to scroll. It took her ten pages of pyjamas to find the ones Miki had borrowed, and she wondered why in the world Hotel de Plot Contrivance had so many different pairs of pyjamas. It wasn’t as if guests staying at the hotel needed variety.
Ten pages worth of PJ's? Any of them the fuzzy kind like what Commie has? :D
Fen pushed Commie's hand aside and did all sorts of techie things that Commie didn't understand. However, the display screen she could understand, and when a large red dot appeared on a map of Japan, she knew right away that was Miki and Aya.
"Where is that?" Fen asked.
"It looks like... somewhere in the southeast of Yamagata prefecture. ," Commie said smartly. She was so smart.
Yes she is. :) Fen drives, Commie navigates. :D
"Then that's where we're going," Fen said, glaring as she stared ahead. Commie joined her in the glaring.
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Somewhere out there was their Miki-sama in distress, her captor, Aya, a very dangerous girl. They would stop at nothing to save Miki-sama.
NOTHING.
NOTHING!!!
*shakes fist at anything that tries to stop them*
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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/hpsmileys/mikiheart.gif)
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In the badger comment, you forgot the mushrooms XDD
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Im going to do something I like to call the compliment sandwhich. Im going to start with something good...fill the middle with something bad or needs improvement and finish up with something good again, ok ready?
Something good..uh...Ok! Miki's attempts were funny. Sounds like me as a child. Ah yes, those good ol days on the road.
Something bad...um...Yes ok. The mushroom remark reminded me of my fetish for mushrooms so I went to the fridge and found I had eatent the last one the night before...Now Im mushroomless and have mega cravings...Shame on you for making me remember.
Something good...Nacchi'd? LOL~ Took a moment before I got that. I think you've just coined another phrase.
Other things that are good. Haiku!!
More good things...Subaru Impreza!!!
For anything I have missed see JFC's post
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In the badger comment, you forgot the mushrooms XDD
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/651/1upmushrooms1ql.jpg)
:D
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YOu's stole a car!
That's bad though! the police will take you to prison now! :o
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School = haikus! again... lol
What was that I heard?
Such dry, sarcastic comments.
Oh, Miki-sama! :heart:
Inspiration from the past H!M HPC. :heart:
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Must watch HPC segment! XD
Here's a haiku based on an experience today
A man decided
To grope me on tonight's train.
Wish Miki was there.
:(
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How dare he grope you!
Only Miki can grope us!
I will beat him up!!
:ONscolding:
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^ And I will be cheering while Fen beats him up! How dare he! :x
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~shock~
No way? I thought they wouldnt grope foreigners...
Sick 'em Fen!
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*drops a phoenix down on thread*
fenfen loves miki,
she talks about miki lots,
dave loves Yui-chan
That's because Miki
is amazingly sexy! :heart:
Commie loves her too.
:tfr9a7wg::ONxD: Yay for boredom at school! XD
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Miki is a dork
Who has somehow charmed us both.
She has got power.
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fenfen and commie
these girls are really the dorks
ahh Miki is hot
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Cleaning up my room,
I listen to Boogie Train
Cute! Young Mikitty.
This is what happens when I get a free day off and spend it cleaning my apartment. :roll:
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Hmmm...guess what I'll be doing during my free time this weekend? :D
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Making more Miki haiku sigs??? XD
Btw, I finally saw your haiku and it's hilarious! Me likes! :tfr9a7wg:
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In the spirit of the up-coming Chinese Lunar New Year, a haiku!! XD
Cripsy and gooey;
Nian gao is so delicious,
much like Miki-chan.
XD XD :heart:
For those who do not know what nian gao is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nian_gao
Suki! You better ship me some!!! :P
Commie! Stop sleeping and write the next chapter!! :P
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Heh. I'd rather sleep
And dream about Mikitty
Than write this story.
:P
Hehe, I'm so nice.
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Broke up with boyfriend.
Commie had a crappy day.
I'm single, Miki!
True story. :evil: :doh:
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Fen had crappy night,
Lost my mp3 player.
Just shoot me, Miki.
:ONfrustrated::evil::evil::ONbadluck::ONfainted:
Hope things turn out ok Commie :(:(:(
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sorry you ladies are having so much trouble. :(
I hope things get better soon.
Please cheer up and fighto!
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Commie. :(
Fen, I also feel your pain . . . Happened to me once. :(
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Broke up with boyfriend.
Commie had a crappy day.
I'm single, Miki!
True story. :evil: :doh:
Heh, you too eh? Sorry to hear.
Either way, the haikus are still awesome :)
-Owaranai_sLaVe
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Awwwwwwwwwwww that sucks Commie. You need a hug?
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she is so spunky
sometimes wish she was a guy
ah~ fujimoto
I, on the other hand am 100% glad Miki is not a guy
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Hmm... more like
She is so spunky
Doesn't matter guy or girl
Ah, Fujimoto.
:ONxD::ONluvluv2::tfr9a7wg:
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fen made a snowman
it is an awesome snowman
cause fen is awesome
(http://www.eyeballcancer.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/normal_CIMG1107.JPG) (http://www.eyeballcancer.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/CIMG1107.JPG)
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That haiku has nothing to do with Miki! *boots ebc out*
Onto a haiku that does. :D
Ah, Miki-sama,
You crack me up way too much.
Oh, how I heart thee. :heart:
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:O the thread title says FenxMiki adventures, so the content can be about Miki OR Fen!
*boots Fen back
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This thread needs one thing,
An update from the Genius
The Haiku chain starts
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It's been a long time,
But I still like Hello Pro.
Ah, Fujimoto :heart:
Ah, one of these days,
I will write another part,
Of this crazy fic.
For the time being,
Fen and I will see GAM's tour
Next Saturday... yeah!
We went last weekend
Fen in day, me in evening
But not together.
Miki stared at me
For the entire concert
It was so creepy.
That's what you get, though,
For having a 6th row seat
And being so white. XD
This time, however,
Fen and I will be sitting
In row 11.
We will be able
To enjoy this GREAT concert
Together at last!
(jeeeez, I had to re-read it a billion times to make sure I got all the syllable junk right. Haiku make me nervous. :err:)
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^ Holy crap Commie haiku spam. :imdead:
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Fenrir's Miki Sig
Makes Miki look oh so hot
Ahh...Fen tempts me so.
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So many boring
meetings that are finally
done. Hallelujah! :D
I can now go back
to lovable Miki-chan.
Oh Fujimoto! :heart:
She has quit Morning
Musume, but I will still
cheer for her a lot. :heart:
I will go to a
GAM concert again; this time
with crazy Commie. XD
My own Miki sig
also tempts me very much.
Miki is so hot. :heart:
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^ OMGASS! Now there's Fen haiku spam too! :imdead:
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Why must I sing lots?
I now must do a solo
I wish I sung Thanks!
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Asleep for one year.
Now this dead thread is back up.
Return of ComFen.
:heart: :tama-mad:
Chaptah 1,509
The day that Commie decided to travel to Los Angeles was the greatest day, for it renewed the spirit of the ComFen Duo. The GFC - Great Fen and Commie (or Gam Fan Club).
Tsunku said, "Let there be Morning Musume in L.A.", and there was. And Tsunku saw that it was good. ComFen also saw that it was good.
"Hurry up and arrive! I need a distraction. My work is sucking my soul out through my eye sockets, which are hollowed out due to an unfortunate incident involving a virtual elf and a hot poker fashioned from the jaw of a pre-natal squirrel."
It was this statement by Fen that almost made Commie change her mind. She didn't want to be involved in any strange virtual murder and mayhem, even if Morning Musume was to be performing in the same convention her dear Fennie was working at. But being Comrade the Brave and Comrade the Logical, she threw logic out the window and sneered in the face of fear (while her knees secretly shook... but shhh, don't tell anyone I wrote that here). Comrade would go to L.A. if it meant selling her right kidney (and believe you me, it almost came down to that).
"Do you think we should write some crazy story about our adventures in the City of Angels?" Commie wondered aloud over the phone, taking in the view of the frozen Canadian landscape from the window of her igloo.
"What do you mean?" Fen asked, fanning her sweaty self with a 2-inch thick binder full of work notes. "Like a detailed description of the craziness that we non-Japanese H!P fans get up to when we meet?"
"Mmhm," Commie said, suddenly in a puddle (her igloo had melted in record time (1.5 seconds), but we can blame that on global warming, which always strikes at the most inopportune of times).
"Well..." Fen deliberated aloud as she struggled into a sweatshirt. It had suddenly turned chilly, and while she was adept at multi-tasking, putting on a sweatshirt while one hand held a phone was no easy task, especially since it was a phone with a cord (a relic, I know!). She dropped the phone.
"Ow," Commie said pointedly into the phone, but Fen did not hear her. She was struggling, her hands somehow twisted in the arms of her clothes, the phone hanging out the back of the opening for the head.
"Aerghghg! It burns! It buuuurrrns!" Fen screamed as she struggled, twisting her whole body and bumping against a desk, knocking everything on it to the floor. Papers, CDs, pens, pencils, a bowl of half-eaten pecan pie ice cream... All of it fell to the beautifully clean (oh, so happy and clean) floor.
"*$&#^@%*!!" Fen screamed, and even the seasoned Commie cringed at the colourful expletives that emerged from her friend's mouth.
"I... oh... uh..."
"*&%$^#%^$^&! #%&ing $@!%!" Fen screeched for good measure.
On the bright side, she got her arms untangled from her sweatshirt and was now in complete control of the phone.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, fine," Fen grumbled back, trying to figure out what was wrong with the way her sweatshirt felt. "Just got tangled up in-"
"Yeah, I know. I read the narrative," Comrade said, adding under her breath, "I wrote the narrative."
"But it just doesn't feel-"
"Did you put it on backwards?"
There was a pause. Fen reached her hand just down the neckline and felt for the tag. It was there.
"&^%$#!" she said, this time much calmer.
"Listen, how 'bout I call you back in a few hours once you've gotten dressed. I have a flood situation here anyway," Commie suggested, watching her family scramble to save their caribou and beaver pelts from the deluge of water created from the walls of their former home.
With an agreement to speak later in the evening, the two hung up and proceeded to deal with their personal traumas. Sadly, a polar bear raided Commie's family's food supply and ate everything, leaving the family to starve. And in other unfortunate news, while Fen wasn't paying attention, a swarm of locusts ate the entire state of California and she and her family were forced to give up any hope of making any profit from orange exportation.
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But... I bet you're all wondering what happened to the great chase! Ah, ancient history. Chasing after the criminal Aya, trying to locate Miki by honing in on her pyjamas, being fed orange juice by Ayaka, the double agent... Yeah, I had to re-read the story, too. Be damned if I could remember what I wrote. When we last left our fearless duo, they had acquired a car from a hapless doctor who had merely been trying to help them, and they were in hot pursuit of the other awesome duo, who were in their own car and out in the countryside of Japan.
What happened next was quite simple, actually. The duo in hot pursuit hit a subspace anomaly a la Star Trek (Don't worry, Fen's not the Trek geek here. Com is.) and were transported back to North America instantaneously. They lost all memory of the accident until quite recently. Once they pieced together what had happened to them, they'd already settled into their respective lives in their respective countries, Facebook and Livejournal their main methods of communication (in addition to the occasional telepathic conference, but that's a classified matter that I can't talk about here).
It probably goes without saying that when it was announced Morning Musume would be travelling to Los Angeles to perform, ComFen were all over that. An excuse to reunite presented, they started to make plans.
And now back to our regularly scheduled programme.
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Several weeks passed after that telephone call. Both Fenrir and Comrade had to battle the elements and Mother Nature, and as a result, were not able to contact each other that evening as promised. However, once they had come to terms with the fact that humans always lost and Nature always won, they calmed down enough to realise that there was certainly time in the 24-hour day to contact each other.
Commie called Fen on her cell phone, but Fen missed the call, so she sent a private message on JPH!P to Commie. Sadly, Commie's internet was acting up, and after reading the PM from Fen, she couldn't reply. She sent a message via Blackberry to Fen's cell, but just after Fen read the message, she was startled by a 20-year-old panda wearing a monocle and being chased by a raccoon in a tutu, and so she dropped her cell phone into the pond she was absorbing harmful UV rays by. She quickly made use of her transistor radio and sent Commie a message on their own private frequency. Right when Commie finished listening to the message, her radio blew up, and as she dove for cover, she pulled out her cell phone and posted a status update on Facebook, indicating for Fen to call her as soon as possible. Fen logged into Facebook to stalk her friends, and upon noticing Commie's status update ("Comrade is: fEn callk me"), she grabbed her home phone and dialled Commie's cell. Commie, however, was riding on the subway, and she only received an alert once above ground. She raced for high ground, and once on the roof of the downtown office building, she proceeded to send Fen smoke signals. However, due to volcanic activity over all of America, the smoke signals were obscured, and to Fen, it looked like Commie was signalling for her to get in contact via the random thread at JPM. So Fen found a computer and logged in, posting in the appropriate thread. However, all she got was a bunch of replies (14, to be exact) basically saying the same thing (if she wanted to get in contact with Comrade, she should send an e-mail or a PM rather than spamming the random thread with pointless dribble). After a brief (12-page) spam war with her accusers, Fen gave up, which was just when Commie logged in to see the mess. Just before the moderators erased the argument, she posted her own reply chastising all parties (because she knew Fen would understand that she bitched because she cared). That done, Commie logged onto the H!P tracker at H!O and attempted to contact Fen by uploading a fake torrent entitled "Mikitty Mentions How Awesome Fen & Com r". She was forcibly logged off, however, because she dropped her computer on the floor. When Fen started to download the torrent with excitement, she realised it was a fake, and after cursing the uploader for 10 minutes, she soon enough also realised that it had been Commie, and checking the file names, she saw a message intended for her ("Fen.avi", "Call_me.mp3", and "On_home_phone.doc"). So finally, at 9:30pm California time (which is a few hours later Ontario time), Fen called Commie's home phone.
"Hello?" yawned a sleepy Comrade.
"Commie?" Fenrir asked.
"Hey, Fen."
"Hey."
There was not much else to say, and so unanimously agreeing that it was late and they were sleepy, they said goodnight and hung up.
~THE END FOR NOW~
This chapter was brought to you by the words "Excited", "L.A.", and "Ai-chan" (even though she had nothing to do with it).
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Awesome crack! XD
Love how you two work together. XD
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What have you been smoking Commie?! XD
<3 You will have to share when you come. <3 XD
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OSNAP!!!! TEH RETURNZ OF COMFEN !!!
:banana: :yossi: :rockon: :pepper: :canada: :usa: :hipheart: :akachin: :cokecat: :otomerika: :cow: :jphip: :bow:
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I know I'm late but what the hell was that??? LoL Commie is a neo-neo-surrealist writer. Dali couldn't even paint that imagery you've written there. XD Ah man, what am I doing reading this at 5am anyway? XD
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Gooo toooo beeeeeed.
Lol, NOS. You revived the thread while I was writing more of it. But it'll be posted in the main fanfic forum place thing, cuz damn, the Retired Fics Library? I wasn't done with this one yet, dudes!! Just took a, er, year long "break"... :lol: But anyway, I am honoured by your compliment. Commie: 1. Dali: 245982745. It's a start... XD :cow: (lol, a dancing cow)
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Dunno where to post it. For tru_harmony
An Uncomfortable Situation
Clickity typitty type type
Dear anyone/
\ am stuk in a chair. tiedf down by tru-harmonery. plz senn help imeditely. am hungry. been 5dasy.
`comi
ENTER
THE END
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/me unties Comrade from the chair
i totally forgot about tying you to a chair... oh well...
PEACE OUT YA
/me will runaway(sic) from here...
3.2.1
NOW