SCROLL 8: NINJA IS...PERVY BAM!“Chotto chotto MATTE!”A beautiful but normal, average looking girl with a shoulder-length hair and a yellow tag on her left sleeve burst in from the almost broken rusty door. There’s a huge fan made of pure white paper on her hand without any idea what it is used for. She angrily points her paper fan onto the bunch that were about to start their ordeal of the past. But everyone had forgotten the person hunching behind the door trying to compose herself from the sudden powerful blow of the door…
“Augh… my head… Darn it! Who was it?!”
But Yuki was ignored…
“You! Including the one hiding behind the door! Don’t think I can’t see you… All of you have done an offense of violating the school’s regulations and rules!”
“Eh?”
“What do you mean?”
“Oh great… and she thought I was hiding… just great.”
Everyone wears a dumb innocent face except Yuki who is pretty annoyed right now with the girl’s sudden disruption and alleged accusation.
“First of all… I need my student notebook, Minami!”
Silence…
“Ummm… there’s no one with that name here.”
“There is… matte kudasai.”
The girl walks back to the door before pulling a short midget girl out of the dark spot behind the door. She drags the midget all the way to the front of the confused bunch.
“What are you doing? You’re exposing my cover! This is dangerous-”
PAK!“Oooh that looks painful… now I know what that fan is for.”
Mayu comments as all of them turned their head in a defensive way as a reaction from the painful hit. The girl smacked the midget on her head while the expressionless midget could only stand still like a sergeant albeit the red mark starting to turn visible from the powerful blow of a single paper fan.
“Stop acting like a military freak, Bakamina!”
“Yes!”
The girl let out a tired sigh before holding out her hand to receive the student notebook. She opens the page with the rules and regulations before speaking out loud.
“Rule #9: Student’s are forbidden to enter the rooftop without the permission of a teacher or any representatives of the student council.”
The girl slams the book shut before throwing the book back to the static Takamina at her side. She writes something on a piece of paper inside her small notebook before announcing the dreadful news.
“The four of you are going for detention after school today. No objection needed.”
“What?!”
“Hey! Hold on a second… That’s not fair!”
“No, it’s not! There’s no justice here… I need my lawyer!”
“Besides, we just got transferred today!”
“Yeah, whatever she said!”
“Wait, I’m not including you Jurina…”
“Let’s just act like you are.”
Mayu and Jurina discuss with each other while Yuki and Rena could only look at each other with confusion and bafflement written all over their faces. The unknown girl could only grit her jaw in annoyance from their quarrels until…
BANG!
Everyone stop what they were doing as all attention turned at the midget who’s holding a small gun with smoke still visible from the holster on her right hand. She puts down her gun that she just aimed at the sky with an emotionless face… Everyone was scared to do anything as they stared at the gun wondering if it is a real thing or not.
“It’s too noisy.”
BLINK BLINK.
“Minami…?”
“Yes?”
“You’re acting a little bit too far with that gun…”
Takamina gulps with worried face as a pulse appeared on the girl’s forehead. She quickly hides the gun behind her back with a worried face, afraid if the fan would meet her head one more time...
“I-I’m sorry!”
The girl only lets out a sigh before turning back her attention on the stupefied girls.
“Don’t worry… it’s just rubber bullets.”
Everyone finally loosen up their guards with the revelation but boy if they see the bird that had been shot in midair is trying to hold on its dear life from too much bleeding on the ground, then perhaps they’ll know that this military freak is not one they should mess with.
“Now… where was I?”
“We were telling you we just got transferred…”
“Ah, that’s right… so you guys are new here?”
Seeing an opportunity of getting an escape from detention, Jurina immediately pushed Mayu aside before pulling out the most adorable heart-melting full-of-guilt puppy face she had never done before…
“Yes… ~”
Realizing Jurina’s plan of trying to gain pity from the girl who is most probably one of the representatives of the student council, Mayu too joins Jurina making her guilty-but-still-cute-and-cyborg-like face in front of the girl.
“We are…~”
The innocent Rena is confused with the girls’ out of the ordinary acting. She bravely nudged the bored-looking Yuki on her arm…
“Nee,nee… what are they doing?”
“Saving our butts from detention, obviously…”
The student council rep stared stoically at the shameless two girls trying to bribe her with their cuteness and adorableness.
“I see… Well, not changing anything. I need your names, please…”
“EH?! Are you serious?”
“What in the name of justice does this rule exist from?”
“From the one who will drop you out of school if you don’t comply with me.”
“Tch. I swear I’ll sue him or her or whatever it is that created these rules!”
“Whatever… I need names, not some trash talking.”
“Nuh-uh! Not giving any~”
Jurina and Mayu feigned ignorance to the girl while crossing their arm like some stuck up spoiled brats. Having enough with their antics, the girl slams her book shut before shooting daggers on the two stubborn and annoying rascals.
“Whether you give me your name or I’ll extend your detention for a week length.”
Jurina and Mayu gulp anxiously with cold feet.
“Or better yet… let’s put them in the torture chamber.”
Takamina said with a serious sergeant face of hers while holding a huge scary looking plier on her hand that appeared out of nowhere. She snaps the plier in a slow excruciating way to intimidate the girls…
EEEEP!The girls hugged each other while trembling in fear from the agonizing threat of the military freak.
“Hurry up! 2 more minutes before the lunchtime ends.”
Jurina and Mayu are contemplating whether they should listen to the threat or just jump away from the five storey building to save their butts from these bullies with the help of Rena and Yuki.
“Hold it.”
Just as their name were mention in Jurina's and Mayu's mind, Yuki and Rena step up to the front in a calm but cool way as they pushed the two idiots aside to face the student council rep and her weird partner of a sergeant. Thinking they were about to kick the bullies’ assess, Jurina and Mayu high five each other before jumping silently at the back in triumph… However, they celebrated the victory too soon.
“Kashiwagi Yuki.”
“I’m Matsui Rena.”
“WHAT THE…?”“What about those two brats over there?”
“Watanabe Mayu and Matsui Jurina.”
The girl wrote their name on her small notebook while the other two had their mouth open wide in shock and disbelief from their partner’s action. They never knew Rena and Yuki could betray them like this…
“Is that all… ummm…”
Rena tries to be friendly with the girl as she asked in a polite way for her name.
“Atsuko… Maeda Atsuko. And yes that is all… Just show this paper to Unagi-sensei and you’re good to go.”
“Very well, Maeda-san. Thank you.”
“No, thank you for your cooperation. You should teach these second years more manners…”
“Of course I will…”
Yuki mutters in a fearful way before she sends a smirk casted directly at the already shrinking and trembling Mayu with her dark trademark glare while Rena gave a bow to both of them as they leave the girls for their own classes.
“They are quite a troublesome bunch…”
“But I sense more danger from the taller girls.”
“You mean… the ones that gave their names?”
Takamina nods with a grim face as they walk down the staircase towards their respective class.
“Well… perhaps they had been abducted by aliens before.”
“Or they had escaped from a terrible human experiment…”
“That might happen too…”
They walk silently as their heads are full of mysteries of alien abductions and secret government experiments of a superhuman while thinking of a way to watch out for these guys from causing any more headaches for them.
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“WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?!!!”“Cause you’re always unlucky. Isn’t that right, Rena-chan?”
“Of course, Mayu! Let’s just pretend this as an arm-strengthening training, Jurina-sama!”
“You mean… like that Karate Kid movie?”
“Of course!”
The trio chit chat together in the girls’ toilet like how friends used to. They even started calling each other’s name normally after getting an understanding between the three of them as Yuki stayed at a corner, brushing the floor silently while sneaking a peek at their conversation once in a while… she stopped her chores as she heard Rena’s words.
“Arm-strengthening training, huh…”
Yuki flexes her arms a few times to see if her muscles are getting stronger or not. But after feeling self-conscious and paranoid with her weird movement, Yuki looks around to see if the bunch saw her embarrassing action before resuming brushing the floor with an increase level of determination and willpower.
“Nee, nee… how come none of you were like shocked about Rena being a ninja?”
Jurina asked with her curious face towards the newcomers but only Mayu was responding as Yuki diligently do her work with full spirit.
“Have you heard of unicorns?”
“Ummm sure?”
“Your first reaction of seeing them?”
“They’re cute, obviously…”
“Then that answers your question, Jurina! The way you see those unicorns is the way me and Yuki reacted knowing Rena is a ninja~”
Mayu said proudly with her genius way of answering the question while Rena and Jurina could only nod their head slowly, trying to make sense of the mind-blowing logic behind Mayu’s answer…
“Ahhhh… I see.”
“You do…?” Jurina whispers at Rena.
“No. Just go with it…” Jurina nods in understanding…
“By the way… why do we have to wash the cleanest toilet I’ve ever seen in this school?”
“That’s how the torture runs here. It is somewhat a reverse psychology going on…”
“What?”
“It’s like even if there is not a speck of dirt in here, you just have to clean it until the teacher said so.”
“Gosh… that’s just cruel.”
“If you guys could stop chattering nonsense, we would have been in our own home right now…”
Everyone stop to turn at the still brushing the sparkle white floor Yuki… shivers start to run in their bones as they see some of the dark ambience starting to envelope the girl slowly. But sensing no danger or killing intent coming yet from the girl, they ignore her.
“Hey, I have an idea!”
“What is it, Jurina-sama?”
“How about if you do those clone techniques, Rena?”
“You mean the shadow replication techniques?”
“Ah! That’s a great idea! With multiple Renas, we can finish cleaning up in no time!”
“Well… I don’t know about that.” Rena scratches her head in worry.
“Come on, Rena! I know you can do it!”
Hearing the heartwarming support from her master, Rena decided to try it even if she is still in training…
“Alright. Here it goes!”
Rena stands straight, exhaling some breaths to ease some nerves before closing her eyes. Concentrating the chakra inside her body, Rena performs the hand seals with accurate and fast precision like a well trained ninja always do before smoke engulf Rena’s being.
“Whooa!”
Jurina exclaims in amazement as they (Yuki included) awaits the dozens of Renas about to come out from the smoke… but it seems like it’s not as easy as it looks like.
A trumpet sound played in the background accompanied by drums and piano in a flirtatious beat. What appear from the smoke weren’t the clones of Renas. Instead, well… it was Rena in a smoking-hot-and-too-much-skin-revealing bikini with a lewd, provocative pose. The sexy ninja leans on the walls, walking in a slow but sexy manner as she get closer to her master before whispering into Jurina’s already red ears in a husky, sensual voice…
“How was it…
MASTER?”
Jurina gulps as her face becomes red all through out with smokes literally coming out of her ears from the seductive ninja. She thought she was about to passed out from too much steam and hotness but it looks like someone else already beat her to that…
THUD.Everyone turns their attention to the sound of something falling hard on the floor. It was Yuki… with blood pooling underneath her. Perhaps she was very much affected by SexyRena too that the sight had caught Yuki in a major nosebleed and fainted from too much blood loss.
“Yukirin!”
Mayu immediately rush to her side as she tries to wake up the already dreaming in lala land Yuki. Then an innocent voice sounded from the ninja…
“What happened?”
Rena asked dumbly as she returns back from SexyRena to normal. Jurina looks incredulously at Rena. It’s like everything that had happened hadn’t registered into Rena’s brain as part of her memory. Jurina then stare at the pool of blood forming on the used-to-be sparkle floor before her brain brings back the image of SexyRena trying to seduce her earlier. Again, Jurina turns red from embarrassment and anger. Gritting her teeth for the nth time, Jurina reach for the conveniently placed mop-of-doom at her side…
PAAK!“RENA YOU IDIOT! NOW WHO’S GONNA CLEAN THE MESS??!!”
“Eh? It was indeed your idea, Jurina-sama. So, shouldn’t you be the one to take care of the mess?”
“Why you…”
PAAAAK!"AAAAAAH I WANT MY NORMAL LIFE BACK!!!" Somewhere near…On the toilet’s windows, there is a black cat leisurely sitting while licking its paw… It doesn’t matter to her if it’s clean or dirty. It’s her own body anyway… There’s nothing not to love when she’s being… well, her. But then the sight of the ninja girl appeared from the smoke had made the cat turned on. Her mouth and green eyes become wide agape from the sexy scene… She wants to mewl, purr, scratch, anything a cat always do when its feeling horny. She was about to jump inside to pounce on the hot, sexy being but the sight of balloon suddenly floating beside her made her fall on the hard ground from fright and panic….
Meww…The cat hissed at the blameless balloon before running away from the scene…
“HA! Take that, you pervy cat!”
Another figure hiding behind the walls smirk as she puts out a tongue just for the fun of getting to ridicule the cat… Looking at the watch, the figure quickly vanishes into thin air.
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MEOWWW…“She did?”
MEWW…“I will.”
MEWHEWHEWHEW…The lady sips her sweet tea, the way she likes it as the cat rolls around the cold wooden floor trying to act cute as they awaits the girl-look-like-guy appearance…
“I’m back!”
“Hm.”
“Aaaah! It’s hot outside, I'm worn out! By the way, they have already met…”
“Sweet…”
The only thing coming out of her mouth. Indeed, the lady is a woman of not much vocabulary… except when she recites the poem. It’s like all the words vomit smoothly out of her mouth like diarrhea.
“So… what now?”
“The scroll?”
“Ah! I forgot!”
The boy-like girl almost spurts out her already cold tea as she remembers the main purpose she was wandering in the hot, sunny day while stalking around those girls.
“Find it… soon.”
“O-of course! Ahahah…”
She stuttered as her lady said those words in a calm but slightly threatening way of her. Suddenly, the cat who acted cutely just now dropped itself on the boy-like girl’s lap. She raises a brow from the unusual intimate gesture of this cat…
“Another thing…”
The girl turns her head slowly as the voice of her lady became serious with an exaggerating low pitch. She glanced at the cat before she gulps at the menacing voice of her lady.
“Y-yes…?”
“The cat… is angry.”
The lady puts her cup on the table and reaches for something inside the long sleeve of her yukata.
“W-what?”
“So am I.”
“
E-EH?! N-noo… not tha- HIYAAAAAAARGH!!!!”
The whole neighborhood reverberates with the scream. No one knows what happen and no one wants to know the cause of it… It’s a normal occurrence for them. Only a few things they can rule out… Do not mess with the lady and the cat.
A/N: Here it goes~ AtsuMina, ladies and gentlemen~ I dont know if they'll have a major role or just cameo... what do you guys think? Oh yeah! I MAY not be updating next week coz I'll be having a worktrip so it's like impossible to write while travelling and working at the same time
unless you're superman...
SO I'M SORRY IN ADVANCE!!! AND AGAIN THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE READING AND COMMENTING!!!
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REPLIES:@River1721: Hahaha I love your comments the most! Full of emotions, IDK which one is real HAHA!
Oh, I used ur idea of Yuki getting hit
THNAK YOU VERY MUCH!
@Zita: Hahaha
Now that you know, is she really awesome???
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