Author Topic: Superman is a dick! (Read 2214 times)

Kulkulkan · « **on:** May 29, 2005, 07:39:42 AM »

http://www.superdickery.com/ has proof. Seriously, though I mus admit I'd be a Superdick if I had even only x-ray vision, let alone practically unlimited superpowers. You would too, admit it!

Hamasaki_Yoshizawa · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2005, 07:54:10 AM »

Holy jesus that's funny

Asmodai · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2005, 04:00:20 PM »

Nice site. I agree with H_Y that it's very funny.

Still going through them all.

TheQuickening · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2005, 07:53:08 PM »

Anyone hear the one about how Superman is "super-quick"?

Superman was out patrolling one night, when all of a sudden he flys by this hotel. Out of the corner of his eye he notices an open window in one of the suits, and inside is Wonder Woman, butt naked, on a bed massaging her tits and fingering her ass, and she's really getting off! Superman wonders, "should I?" He hovers in mid-air, and thinks about it, all the while getting a super-hard-on.

"Why not?", he says. "With my super-speed I can zip in, fuck her and be out of there before she knows what happened." And that's exactly what he does. Through the open window he flies, fucks like a madman, and zips out.

"Where'd that gust of wind come from?", Wonder Woman asked aloud as she raised her head up.

"I don't know, but all of a sudden my ass hurts like hell" replied the Invisible Man.
:damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny

ctz · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2005, 05:16:48 PM »

Just finished reading all the covers. That site is great

I have always hated that when comic-heroes speak something in the issue -cover, but I didn't know it has so hilarious history.