Man people buy the dumbest things, I could have done that with both my eyes gouged out, my arms and legs cut off, my mouth glued shut and using my nostrils to write.
What a waste.
And the worst part is the person who bought this might actually be proud of it and try to get himself on "Attack of the Show" and say "Look at what I bought, I R GREAT, YEAH! I'M A WARRIOR"