[TV] The AKBINGO! Thread

[atskv9]

Looks like Krauzer from Detroit Metal City

[jafeijai]

Looks like we get some Demon Kogurena next week! Can't wait!

That's got to be the worst (makeup) punishment I've seen on AKBINGO ever!


From this week's AKBINGO, translated Shojiki Shougi questions!!

珠理奈が考えた玲奈への質問
(Jurina -> Rena)
1. Within SKE48, being the only 'Matsui' would be best.
2. Within today's members (as in the members at the recording of this segment), you think you're the most 'pure'.
3. You are aiming for the first solo debut in SKE48.
4. You may be weak at mathematical calculations, but you're good at life forecasting (as in calculating consequences of an action).
5. During MCs (at the theater), you're glad that Takahashi Minami isn't part of SKE48.
6. Aiming to be an actress, you think that Oshima Yuko's acting is on par to yours.
7. In all honesty, you believe as long you cry, everything will be forgiven.

玲奈が考えた珠理奈への質問
(Rena -> Jurina)
1. There was a time when you saw the non-athletic Rena and got annoyed.
2. You seem mature, but your mom still cleans up your room.
3. You said that you don't remember wetting the bed until gr.2, but in actuality, you remember.
4. Whenever you see cute members, you want to kiss them.
5. Right now, the most famous thing about Nagoya is yourself.
6. You get complimented on being energetic, but you actually want to be the cute one.
7. Honestly, you love Tokyo over Nagoya.

..Dang. Jurina's questions are so much more harsh..

I liked the amount of Erena exposure this week though. And Phrase Museum's always a 'moe' moment.

[maliciel]

Demon Kogurena!

Fuck yeahhhh. At least now her 'mouse' handgesture fits.

[jafeijai]

A few caps and GIFs:


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And Phrase Museum's always a 'moe' moment.

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[tat2330]

Looks like we get some Demon Kogurena next week! Can't wait!

That's got to be the worst (makeup) punishment I've seen on AKBINGO ever!


From this week's AKBINGO, translated Shojiki Shougi questions!!

珠理奈が考えた玲奈への質問
(Jurina -> Rena)
1. Within SKE48, being the only 'Matsui' would be best.
2. Within today's members (as in the members at the recording of this segment), you think you're the most 'pure'.
3. You are aiming for the first solo debut in SKE48.
4. You may be weak at mathematical calculations, but you're good at life forecasting (as in calculating consequences of an action).
5. During MCs (at the theater), you're glad that Takahashi Minami isn't part of SKE48.
6. Aiming to be an actress, you think that Oshima Yuko's acting is on par to yours.
7. In all honesty, you believe as long you cry, everything will be forgiven.

玲奈が考えた珠理奈への質問
(Rena -> Jurina)
1. There was a time when you saw the non-athletic Rena and got annoyed.
2. You seem mature, but your mom still cleans up your room.
3. You said that you don't remember wetting the bed until gr.2, but in actuality, you remember.
4. Whenever you see cute members, you want to kiss them.
5. Right now, the most famous thing about Nagoya is yourself.
6. You get complimented on being energetic, but you actually want to be the cute one.
7. Honestly, you love Tokyo over Nagoya.

..Dang. Jurina's questions are so much more harsh..

I liked the amount of Erena exposure this week though. And Phrase Museum's always a 'moe' moment.

loves those qns that were being asked !!!

[SomethingWild]

The Matsui battle wasn't fair  Jurina got to start asking questions and it was her turn when the final question was asked. That's like taking penalties where one team gets to take one more. (ok, it's all for fun, I don't take it seriously, but I wanted more Rena action haha).

Pretty evil of Jurina to repeat the question to make Rena embarrassed to make her heartbeat go up. 

[Melchizadek]

"Nyan"   

That's one of the cutest things I've ever seen.

[EreMyao]

After watching AKBingo, Erepyon is in my top 5 now.  

It was so funny when they were taking about kissing. 

[Datalanche]

This week's episode of AKBINGO might be the most entertaining EVER. Proceed below for spoiler fun.
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-More batsu dodgeball, fuck yeah!!!!!!
-Akane as a ref! And that other super popular girl. Akane's smile at the beginning looked... drug induced.
-Takamina handled her green drink well. Sayaka was taking it harder than her.
-Amina looked so excited to be in the game.
-LOL At Kiyoto fucking with Kojiharu during her massage.
-Akane's judgement on Sae was quite brief and funny.
-Sae's bit was nothing short of EPIC. She was such a good sport about it that they were borderline torturing her. She was determined to get through it though. Toward the end when she nearly toppled the table, that was just amazing. I was in stitches along with everyone on the set!
-Erena's make-up was silly.
-Sato Amina's pudding bit.... uhhh........ let's just say, I don't have to imagine the end anymore. Too awesome.
-I loved how Sata picked on Kasai for being a baby about it, but it was even funnier when she told him to shut up. I loved that Rena butted into this bit. 
-Myao's reaction was hilarious. BUWAHAHWHAYhlsifhbasjklfkfhkla!!! I'm also glad he's Kasai's fan!
-Demon Kogurena rocks the house! I love how she was throwing the sign all over the place.
-The only negative was no Rie game. Not that I want her to be punished, but... if she did the pudding bit, and missed like Amina did, my life would be complete!
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It's been a while since I did a full commentary, but if there is one episode that deserved it, this would be the one. This is a five out of five for sure.   

[jafeijai]

Personal MVPs for this week's AKBINGO: Rena and Tomo~mi. Tomo~mi 'cuz well..[bgcolor=black]it takes guts to beat up an AD when you're an idol [/bgcolor]. And Rena was pretty much focused on during the ending half of the dodgeball segment, [bgcolor=black]be it her randomly talking during Tomo~mi's gekikara (!!) punishment or her having fun with the makeup punishment[/bgcolor]. All in all, a good ep.

Next week, Shojiki Shougi! x2 it seems! Double the lie detecting fun!

[irishrobz]

Not sure if anyone noticed this during [bgcolor=#000000]Kasai's punishment...[/bgcolor]


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[bgcolor=#000000]When poor Tomo~mi was suffering from that insanely spicy soup, Rena dashes off to grab her a nice cold glass of Calpis (or whatever that white drink was). So kind of her [/bgcolor]

[EreMyao]

[bgcolor=#090909]Her expression when she heard that he's her fan was so funny. Chiyuu is lovely when she hits that guy. (Can somebody tell me what she said?) Now I like Chiyuu more.  [/bgcolor]

[jafeijai]

This week's AKBINGO Shoujiki Shougi Questions:

Myao -> Acchan:
1. Even though you've been studying English lately, you't can't write 'Thursday' in English.
2. Honestly, the group huddle before performances is annoying.
3. Even though you say you like macaroons, you like the adductor muscle of scallops the best.
4. You've been called 'fashionable' before, but you use one-use heat packs.
5. You see Miyazaki Miho as a rival.
6. You think that Hollywood star Robert Pattinson has fallen in love with you.
7. Takahashi Minami's fashion is bad but, Oshima Yuko's (who ridicules her for it) is also bad.

Acchan -> Myao:
1. You like horror movies but you actually can't go to the toilet alone at night.
2. You have a lot of stuff that was borrowed/taken from members at home.
3. Honestly, you are rebellious at home.
4. You think that the AKBINGO staff aren't using you to your full potential.
5. Honestly, within AKB48, you don't admire any of your senpai.
6. The scariest thing in the world is a weight scale.
7. You can't stand the seating positions (of the 'audience' in the back) on AKBINGO.

Mayu -> Haruna:
1. The one who the AKBINGO producer is most worried about is Haruna.
2. You think that your dialogue is the most interesting within AKB48.
3. Honestly, you can't converse with the members in middle school.
4. Frankly speaking, you want to become like Kendo Kobayashi.
5. Frankly speaking, you dislike Oshima Yuko.
6. You think that by being the cutesy girl, any guy will fall for you.
7. Frankly speaking, you like FujiTV over NihonTV.

Haruna -> Mayu:
1. After entering the toilet, you won't come out within the hour.
2. Honestly, coming from a person that's called a CG, Takahashi Minami's idol antics are NG.
3. On the day that No Sleeves' new single came out, you bought an anime song CD.
4. You are completely different in private compared to your on-screen personality.
5. You've been talking to Minegishi Minami often lately but, there's no aspect that you respect.
6. Honestly, you are black-hearted.
7. The acting of Ono and Miyazaki during AKRanger angers you.

Personal highlights of this week:[bgcolor=black]
- In addition to Takamina, we now have...YUKO BASHING~!
- Mayu insulted so many people
- Haruna actually doesn't like Yuko?!?! Our dreams are shatteredddd...
- Akicha segment!! ｷﾀ━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━! "Buri buri~" [/bgcolor]

[Datalanche]

^ Mad props to the jafecha! 

This week's episode was actually a LOT better than I thought. I'm not the hugest fan of shojiki shougi but it's alright. It was a lot more interesting than I thought thanks to the reactions and jafe's translations. [bgcolor=#000000] Poor Yuko and Takamina got hammered! Hopefully this isn't the end of Kojiyuu! Also, wow, Mayuyu and her questions pissed off so many people. [/bgcolor] Also, Akicha's bit is THE BEST THING EVER. I was laughing my ass off all the way through it. I haven't enjoyed an idol TV bit this much since Haromoni bus stop. The best part was "tsuzuku" at the end. There's going to be more! AWESOOOOOOOOOME!

Great episode! Next week: [bgcolor=#000000]A look back at the past two years. I'm not a huge fan of clip shows, but they did pick some awesome clips.[/bgcolor]

[johanx841]

Acchan got owned by Myao.....then Myao got THAT STARE from Yuko !!

[sakurasi]

For next week :
Ikemen AKB 

[Bloo48]

Indeed great chapter!
Now I wonder who dies but for Acchan,
if Robert Pattinson or Yunho 
  no my Oshimen ¬¬
KojiYuu is real!! 

[jafeijai]

For next week :
Ikemen AKB 

 

[maliciel]

This ep had Yuko crying when she found out JKs love singing AKB48 songs at the K-box. It's one of my favourite parts in all of AKBINGO/0ji/1ji, so props. Also means I don't have to keep searching for the ep.

[winner]

Overall, they did choose some nice parts.

But the list seems so incomplete without The-Iromoea losing bits.