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AKB48 Fanfics => AKB48 Fanfics => Topic started by: akbdaisuki48 on March 12, 2018, 10:06:31 AM
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excuse me... errm
here some easy fanfic
its AKB46 da !
cast : SakamichiAKB senbatsu members
tags : parody, slice of life, yuri
Introduction :
One day aki-p is bored and decide to switch Keyakizaka46 and akb48 group concept
so here we go
1# the news has spread
Techi : *barging into the room* girls!! Have you heard the news-
Sugai : Techiko chuan! Where have you been?
Techi : Techiko..chuan?? huh???- more importantly what is that pink frilly stuff you wear??
Akanen : aww Techi chan our precious cute center. Its our new single uniform of course. Oh, and this is yours! *handed a prism colors mini dress*
Techi : W-what no I-
Neru : c’mon baby
Techi ; N-no.. this must be a dream.. no.. this cant be- NO!!!!!!!!
----Somewhere in akibahara :
Sashi : *barging into the room* Everyone have you heard the news-
Sakura : Hara you are late
Sashi : Hara??
Sakura : Sashihara just too cute so im calling you hara from now on
Sashi: huh?? Also sakura why are u in crows blood Maki mode ??
Jurina : im gonna climb the stairs
Sashi: Jurina?? What stairs??
Jurina : *put finger on sashi lips* ssshhh… Hara, called me Center
Sashi : ???? AKI P we NEED TO TALK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GUSHGVHA6A
2# ofcourse, the SSK
Manaka : just in, we gonna have a general election this Year
Techi : you kid me not
Akanen : I need 1 million.. no I need 2 million more *burn in fire*
Sugai : *looking at akanen* … if you mean money.. I.. totally can spare a bit of my pocket money for you 1 or 2 million *blush*
Manaka : Yuuka, how much is your pocket money again?
Neru : … maybe I should do more gravure near the SSK
Oda : Im done,no one gonna vote me. im graduating tomorrow, id propose yuipon and-
Techi : guys… chill (-_- “)
------In akibahara-----
Yuihan : GUYS THERE WILL BE NO MORE SSK!!!
Yukirin : *fall on her knee* *cries* Oh god thank you, Im graduating! Im so gonna graduating tomorrow with peace!!! *on her phone* hello! Mayu?? Lets get married
Jurina : *looks pale* eh… but…that’s kinda like… my sole life purpose. My… my whole life is a lie *depressed*
Sakura : But… But my rivalry with Jurina san?? W-we still can be rival right? I mean
itshardenoughthatsheinnagoyaandicanonlypairupwithhercozofthisrivalrythingandireallywannaseehermore
Jurina :what? You mumbling something sakura
Sakura : n-nope! *blush*
Dasu : no SSK…. So are you saying... I can finally became fat?
Yuihan : guys.. we still an idol group thou without ssk
3# the single title
Sugai : our next single title is “kyun kyun cloudy gold melon”
Yone : what… is that supposed to mean?
Manaka : just don’t think too deep about it
Techi : wait… I am center for this kyun kyun melon thingy ???
Yuipon : what are you talking about, like we ever have other center
Techi : but I mean- err…cant we just give this one to Pee chan
*Everyones look at Peechan
Peechan : *talking to a plushie* aoko kun~ today you are cute too~ muach
TEchi : Right…?
Yuipon : and she supposed to be the oldest member
---------In AKibahara-----------
Yuihan : guys, our next single title is “shut up old man”
Sakura : hm? Is that like… a sexual song aim for Masochist fans?
Yuihan : no, it’s about rebellious youth
Jurina : uh-huh okay, so where is the sexy part?
Yuihan : what sexy part?
Okada : the usual sexy part?
Yuihan : errr we once have songs like UZA and Bokutachi wa tatakai too and those are fighting songs so-
Yukirin : ooh you talk about those days when Aki-p still pour all his inspiration to us alone and not like 20 different group, aww that’s nostalgic
Yuihan : …
--- TBC ----
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OMG xDDDDD
This is amazing! Seeing AKB and Keya switching concepts! lol
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This has made my day. Thanks author-san. :thumbsup
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I really enjoyed this.
Switching the concepts of AKB and Keya is a hilarious idea. XD
Looking forward to seeing more. :)
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@ruka san
hey there! hehe yeah one night I cant sleep and this is happen. I wrote this in one go, I'm editing the rest now and I think itll be like 4 more chapter of this stuff coming.
@necco
thank you for stop by~
@four4four
I was scared that no one gets it lol. since not all akb48 is keyaki fans and visa versa. but glad its okay
thank you for reading~
will updating the rest of this soon
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4# the center
Sugai : as been told, Techi is this single center
Techi : cant we make it wcenter instead-
Akanen : and ofcourse, she will became the cutest center ever exist
Techi : that’s why im saying-
Imaizumi : yeah! So cute! No one ever gonna remember how Emo she is all these 6 single we have!
Techi : you guys aren’t listening aren’t you-
Neru : *put hands on Techi shoulder* You can do it! I believe In You! I love You!
Techi : HEAR ME OUT!!
Yone : huh? Is Neru just confess to Techi?
---- In akibahara ------
Yuihan : so the center for this single-
Sakura : ehh?? You just gonna announce it here??
Dasu : not like in a stage or Hs event, so fans can witness all the drama
Jurina : and vote us more hehehe- oh wait there is no more SSK … *suddenly depressed*
Sashi : we can tottaly make some money with this center announcement thou! Wait ill call some people to prepare a special stage, live show and-
Yuihan : its Jurisaku wcenter
Everyone : yuihan… listen to us
5# The uniform
Risa : guys our new uniform is here finally
Techi : wait, so its not that crap- I mean cute dress before?
Neru : sorry honey we just play around with you
Techi : ahaha I almost tough-
Sugai : this is the new uniform? What a lovely dress *pull out something that looks like a marriage between frills and every neon colors ever existed*
Techi : … never mind
----- Akibahara Squad-----
Sayanee : everyone, the uniform is here
Sashi : looks… hot. Like literally itll be hot to wear it in summer
Dasu : eh?? Same design for everyone??
Okada : people will mistaken me as ikemen wearing that
Mion : yeah, coz they are not already are
Sakura : I cant show everyone my sexy legs with that
Yuihan : sakura stop. you cant cut the pants short
Yukirin : is my chest even fit in there ? *looking at her E cup bewbs*
Yuihan : Yukirin no. you cant make a hole there
Jurina : I like to show my amazing abs!
Yuihan : Jurina put that scissor away- OKAY EVERYONE STOP TRY PERSONALIZE YOU UNIFORM
6# dance practice
Dance teacher (DT) : stop! stop!! you all too stiff!!
Naako : but-
Dance Teacher : I don’t wanna see ya’ll dance the same thing
Oda : but you give us the exact same choreo??
Dance Teacher : : I wanna see y’all personality while you dance, I want y’all dance differently
Risa : dance differently? I think Ive heard those words before. Long… long time ago
DT : center! This is a song about how fluffy is kyun kyun melon. Smile more!
Techi : smile? .. yeah.. I remember that word… long .. long time ago
DT : gurls…
--------In akibahara -----------
DT : Yukirin stop wink every two seconds!!
DT : Jurina you are burning too much. Also stop try slips a random pro wrestling references
DT : Sashi I knew You are super busy these days, but stop try make easier version of the dance !
DT : Sakura! Stop flipping your hair !! Sayanee! I know you have big boobs but-
Dance Teacher : why none of you dance like the choreo????
Everyone : because I wanna be a center of this song even thou Im not but I still need to stand out that’s why I gonna “improve” the dance with my own style
Sakura : btw Jurina san… I .. I think itll be cute to personalize the choreo further and… kiss in this part… you know just as wcenter.. j-just fans service
Jurina : eh???
Yuihan : how many times should I told you. This song is about Rebellious Youth!!
----------- TBC -------------------
yup this will updated daily . thank you for reading
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one word for this fic:
GENIUS....
Man... it's been a very long time since I've read fics in this forum again.
I thought I'm already done with AKB fics, but then this fic pull me back down to the fangirling hole. (and I'm not complaining at all)
Thank you for pulling me back. You're the best Author-san ^_^
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4#:
How did no one else except for Yone notice that Neru confessed to Techi? :lol:
Even Sashi knows it's a money grab. XD
5#:
Techi, it's okay, you might look good in frills. :P
Everyone trying to personalize their uniforms. :lol:
6#:
Keya isn't used to expressing personality in their dance. :(
AKB is too used to expressing personality in their dance. :)
Looking forward to the next update.
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:on lol: :on lol: :on lol: :on lol: :on lol: :on lol: :on lol
I almost die of laughter
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This is hilarious! Keep up the good work~
TechiNeru TechiNeru TechiNeru! (the cold hearted organism woman Yone-san's outer no-homo facade is probably hiding a shipper with goggles on)
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@shinoki
hehe thanks! I ship anything in the group but yup techineru for live~ they are so cute
@minami-chan
glad u enjoy it!
@four4four
woah thank u!
@gee
ehehe I havent read ff for a while too, so welcome back for U and me
thank u all for reading! few chapter more to go
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7# Dance practice collaboration
DT : you guys are hopeless, From now on y’all gonna practice together
Techi : Ju… Jurina san! *runs towards Jurina*
Jurina : Techi!! *open her arms wide* *capturing techi with a big hug*
Techi : I miss you! Jurina san! *a tear falls from her cheeck *
Sakura : … whats up with them
Manaka : something about mentally connected by being super young center and super fast raising idol
Dasu : enjoy yourself.. it took 8 years before SKE48 change our center from Jurina
Yuipon : you jinxed us
Manaka : ah btw hi Im manaka
Sakura : I know, im a fan! Im sakura
*sakura and Manaka talks cheerfully*
Jurina : why don’t I like this view
8# collaboration goes on
Akanen : *dance* uuh.. Im bad with this cutie type dance
Okada : me too
AKanen : eh?? But you dance beautifully
Okada : yeah its all bout understanding the concept, see if you-
*akanen and okada nana talks cheerfully *
sugai : grwwwrrrrr grrrrrrwwrrrr
Neru : Y-yuuka you okay ?
Akanen : *dance* Finally I can do it, thank you Naachan senpai! Ah- I accidently call you by your lil name *blush*
Okada nana : its totally okay A-ka-nen chan~ *wink*
SUgai : grrrrrrr BARK!!! BARKK!!! BARK
Neru : Y-Yukaa??? Why are you barking??? Despite your character is horse
Yuipon : that’s not the problem here Neru
-------Meanwhile on AKB48 stand-------------
Dasu : SOMEONE!!! BRINGs SOME WATER!!! YUIRI CHAN IS BURNT BY MYSTERIOUS FIRE
*jealousy fire*
9# resting day
Yuihan : its Sunday so the DT give us a rest day
SUgai : but we are not such lazy bunch of girls aren’t we?
Yuihan : that’s why we gonna do this independent training together ! right girls!! Give me your spirit !!!!
Yukirin, sashi and Naako : *playing PSP in the corner*
Yukirin : woah keyaki gurl, you are pretty good!
Jurina : sssh, Techi is sleeping here *techi Sleeping on Jurina’s lap*
Neru : aww s-she is too cute *glup * um are u tired Jurina san? I can totally replace you *pant pant pant*
Jurina : err… Neru chan, you are drooling
Sakura : so.. can I sleep on your lap instead then
Jurina : what?
Sakura : NOPE
Rika and Yuiyui : playing with plushie on other corner
Sakura and Manaka : talks about painting their hair blue
Imaizumi and Mion : playing hide and seek
Yuihan and Sugai : Girls….
Yuihan : Sugai sama, im so sorry for all of this, even thou you have kindly let us use your house
Sugai : e-eh its okay
Yuihan : I heard the rumor, but as expected your house is really beautiful
Moriya : its not Yuuka house thou
Yuihan : eh??
Neru : her Oji sama just built this one near our dorm so she can resting here after practice
Moriya : more like, just a place she come to sit around after practice before go home
Yuihan : but… this place is way bigger than my family house- and what with all those expensive looking furniture-
Neru and Moriya : *grabbing yuihan hands* we know… we know *cries*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOj2lkEmb5Q&t=4s
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7#:
New ships? :lol:
JurinaTechi and MonaSaku. :P
8#:
Yuuka don't worry about Naachan, she already has someone. XD
9#:
Come on captains. Don't you know that Sunday is the day to be lazy? :lol:
Yuihan we can all relate to the first time you find out how rich Sugai-sana really is. :)
Keep on going author-san~~~
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@four4four
thanks dude. 2 more chapter to go ~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymVa7GylbRo&t=28s
10# Sugai sama house- I mean resting house(?)
Jurina : what is that ?
Sugai : oh that’s my helipad
Sakura : are those… life size gold horse statue?
Sugai : g-guys stop looking around its embarrassing. How about we have some snacks instead?
Yukirin : … Like Caviar kinda snacks?
SUgai : what? Of course not. Is everybody fine with some Mc D?
Sashi : you eat MC D? lol I just tought- coz you kinda like---
Sugai : like?
Sashi : n-nope, never mind! sure! Are we gonna order some?
Akanen : not really
Oda : over here guys *open some big door*
Mc D staffs: welcome~ what can we help you ?
Neru : Yuuka have her own Mc D branch in her house
Sashi : these damn filthy 1% people…
11# triggered
Yuihan : *pant pant pant* finally! We nail the dance girls!
Sugai : good work everyone
Akanen : good I don’t have to drill anyone to death this time-
Sugai : huh what?
Akanen : NOPE! GOOD JOB EVERYONE
Sugai : say… its late already, why don’t we all stay over here tonight
Little does sugai sama knows, a dangerous fire have lighten up within members soul due to the invitation
#12 the stay over
Sugai : what a tiresome day, Im sorry you have to share room with me Akanen. Everyone says they wanna sleep in pair somehow, even thou we have so many rooms- um akanen u okay?
AKanen : huehueue nope- I mean Yess I'm fine! im so fine share a room with u! hehe not nervous at all!
Sugai : akanen, you wear your sleepwear outside out
Akanen : e-eh?? Really ! haha I-ill change now
Sugai : let me help u
AKanen : E-eh??
Sugai : its okay… I.. Ive been waiting for tonight *smirk*
Akanen : ???!!!!!
Jurina : sakura are you sure you wanna share room with me
Sakura : well.. I mean.. since we are Wcenter this time… n-not that I wanna sleep with you or anything!
Jurina : well.. okay if you said so. I just… tough you hate me
Sakura : HUH ?? HOW???
Jurina : err… you never met my eyes. you always fleeting and fidgeting whenever I touch you
Sakura : …
Jurina : right… you… hate me right *sad puppy face*
Sakura …. Jurina you stupid! *pull the bed sheet over her*
Jurina : e-eh?? Sakura?? You angry??
Techi : neru..
Neru : yes techi
Techi : you are too close, this is a queen size bed
Neru : don’t mind me
Techi : also… you are drooling
Neru : seriously don’t mind me… just sleep techi. Sleep
Techi : I really want to, but what with those ropes and weird stuff you are holding
Neru : sshhhhh… sleeppp
Yukirin : *on phone* yes mayu sweetie, Sugai house is so impressive, but not as impressive as you hehe <3
Sashi : yow Yukirin cut it out already I wanna sleep
Yukirin : what mayu? Oh don’t worry it just Sashi. She is just jealous to us like always
Sashi : you know that I can totally hear you right?
Yukirin : yeah that poor girl, she win SSK three times in a row but never experience the love like we do. Yes mayu I love You- LOVE YOU
Sashi : arghhhhh SHUT UP BAKA COUPLE!
#13 morning
sashi : uhh.. I cant sleep at all
Techi, akanen, Jurina : morning
Sashi : uwah what with those dark rims under your eyes?? u all cant sleep too??
Jurina : kind of *yawn*
Techi : for lots of reason *tired*
AKanen : yup! It was awesome
Sashi, Techi, Jurina : somehow I feel akanen don’t fall into a same category with us at all
---------- tbc--------------
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Yukirin : *on phone* yes mayu sweetie, Sugai house is so impressive, but not as impressive as you hehe <3
Sashi : yow Yukirin cut it out already I wanna sleep
Yukirin : what mayu? Oh don’t worry it just Sashi. She is just jealous to us like always
Sashi : you know that I can totally hear you right?
Yukirin : yeah that poor girl, she win SSK three times in a row but never experience the love like we do. Yes mayu I love You- LOVE YOU
Sashi : arghhhhh SHUT UP BAKA COUPLE!
Poor Sashi.... three times winning SSK but never winning some love (*cough* KitaRie's heart.*cough*).
Maybe you can give Sashi some little help with her love life then (*cough* KitaRie's heart.*cough*).
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The filthy 1%. :hiakhiakhiak:
11#:
Wait who did Akanen drill to death last time? :?
Oh boy, Yuuka just set up a trap. :lol:
12#:
Yuuka so bold. :shocked
Jurina so blind. :banghead:
Neru so creepy. :cry:
Sashi so lonely. XD
13#:
Akanen probably had the night of her life. :farofflook:
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@four4four
#10 and sugai sama is one of them
#11 oda nana.. the one in this fanfic is her ghost (jk)
#12 in my head Neru is capable of being a very dangerous person
#13 yup.. rated M
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14# photo shot
Photographer (PT) : for this single we want you all be to be dark! Be edge lord dark!
PT : *click click* yes Sakura! That’s right! Like that ! so dark! Your eyes..Its like a murderer eyes!
Yuihan : *sshh* no one spill anything about that one time sakura almost kill a person okay!
PT : Jurina! Sayanee! yes! Like that! Oh gosh so hot!! *PT finally realize she is actually gay*
Dasu : and there goes another victim
PT : okay everyone good job- wait.. what is this sudden dark aura
Yukirin : is it my turn yet? *suddenly it got dark outside* *lighting strikes* *rain pouring hard*
Sashi : the evil Black Queen has descend
--- in Keyakizaka46 side—
PT : I want you all imagine a pyun pyun melon, and how sweet it is
Yone : that’s why ive been asking, what in the world is pyun pyun melon???
Manaka : Poor Yone.. must be hard to be smart
Techi : i-is it like this? *smile*
*the sun suddenly got brighter by 1000x times* *birds singing in the air* *every couple in love decide to get married and having 5 child* *the moon fall in love and decide to come closer to earth*
Akanen : everyone!! Quick!! Seal Techi cuteness back!! Its too dangerous the world gonna end!!!
15# Costume fitting
Jurina : how do I look?
Sakura : …perfect.. I mean- its okay *looks away*
Jurina : sakura, why are u taking pictures
Sakura : don’t mind me, just for my blogs! Totally not for personal use
Yukirin : how do I look?
Sashi : your boobs are too big its like itll be burst the costume
Yukirin : shut up washing board
Odaka Nana : how do I look?
Members, staffs and everyone around : *fainted* *severe nose bleeds* *donate 10000 yen to orphanage and so thankful to be alive *
---- at Keyaki place ----
Techi : NO!!!!!
Sugai : Techi you need to wear it eventually
Techi : No !! no No! BOKU WA IYADA!
Manaka : now now you shouldnt harassed our single like that Techiko
Neru : let me help you change *pant pant pant*
Techi : NO!!!!!!!
- After some “no no no” later -
Sugai : now, techi .. you look really cute
Neru : y-yeah
Yone : Neru, your eyes looks dangerous
Akanen : but really Techi, you look very cute
TEchi : R-really *teary eyes*
Members, staffs and everyone on earth : *deceased due to Techi cuteness* *the world ended*
But the story goes on
----- tbc ------------
next is the last chapter
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M for 'Marriage', right? :P
14#:
Wait, who did Sakura almost kill?
Techi's cuteness is a super weapon. :shocked
15#:
At least the world didn't end.
Spoke too soon, Techi the super weapon has ended the world. :P
The world may have ended, but I will wait for the next part. :)
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How can I just open this forum and find this thing now!?
But yeah this hilarious as hell :on lol: :on lol:
It's sad that the next update is the last chapter tho :on cloudeye: :mon waterworks:
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@gee
uhuhuhuhu but Kitarie is graduating leaving me and sashi crying alone in the corner coz no idol ever be gonna be like rie!!!!
@four by four
#13 lol , M for Mannnn pls be true
#14 random fan that too clingy with Jurina- members spotted her trying to give a mold-color drink to that fan after HS event (thankfully stopped by yuihan)
#15 thank you for stick around, its the last one :)
@rhythm
hehe welcome, and thank you for stop by
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#the final day
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYh7j-_UQAAH1xI.jpg)
Sugai : dance??
Neru : check!
Yuihan : costume??
Sakura : check!
AKanen : personality swap??
Yuichanzu : check! check!
Sashi : finally guys! We all ready for the single!!
Akanen : lets go!!
Sakura : wait, look!
*black Mercedes suddenly appear, a not so cute Oji san get out from it*
everyone : AKI P???
aki p : seems like you all ready
Akanen : yes Sir!
Sugai : wait why you salute him
Yuihan : we never been more ready sir!
Sayanee : wait why you salute him too ?? is this a new code??
Aki P : good good but the thing is, the project is canceled
Yuihan : that’s right sir we are very ready- um wait what
Aki P : the project is canceled
Sugai : ahahha that’s funny, coz I think I heard he say the project is canceled
Aki P : yeah the project is canceled
Sashi : you kidding right
Aki P : nope, this morning I eat some chocolate parfait then I tough … switching concept? Its so yesterday so yeah I cancelled it hahahha
Yuihan : *psst psst* can we kill him?
Aki P : um Yui.. I hear you
Neru : yeah I have this rope here that I always bring with me- don’t ask why
Aki P : err girls
Akanen : we can put his body in the locker
Manaka : like Tokuyama sensei- no one will notice
Jurina : he is fat it wont fit. thou we can mutilate him first
Sakura : oh nice I happen to have this giant knife in my bag
Oda : ill take his legs
Yuihan : come on girls
Aki P : g-girls??
Due to his wise consideration (totally not driven by his survival instinct and afraid of death). The project is canceled, but Aki P acknowledge the girls effort, thus a new sub unit is born.
This is a tale how a subunit known today as SakamichiAKB was formed
Or so ~ ;p
---- the end ------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h9HuRHCfnk
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This was funny and interesting all the way through~ thank you for writing it.
Haha, the birth of SakamichiAKB. Meanwhile, Nogi-nee-sans are being normal, but are suddenly dragged into the situation, looking at the related groups with a feeling that they missed a lot of chaos.
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14#:
Oh, I never heard about that incident. :shocked
#the final day:
So that was how SakamichiAKB was born. :huhuh
AkiP chose to save his life by creating the subunit. :lol:
I really enjoyed this the whole way through.
You should write another one like this. :yep:
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Why they didn't kill aki-p instead!? //Got thrown away
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@shinoki
when the refined Nogi Nee san finally come... all they see is chaos and something about their sister group members eyes get a lil bit crazier
@four4four
#14 hehehe coz no one writes the fanfic bout my imagination of sakura might killed someone out of jealousy yet
#final day
yup, the untold tale full of darkness(?)
hey maybe I would, lets see
#a---gre---eeee
thanks all for come, comments and read. this is fun :D