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Title: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: whytphyre on December 11, 2007, 03:42:20 PM
This was a random idea I had... sort of like an advent calendar, but in pairing format... the only issue? I'm not the most pairing savvy person in the world. I'll pair everyone's favorite tomboy with people, but otherwise I'm more crack pairing than anything.

And anyone who talks to me knows how that is.

This is a 24 'chapter' long fluff pretty much... I just want suggestions.

Sorry GAM fans, if I add GAMness, it'll be because I have a REALLY good, not overdone idea. I think I'll end up redoing so much it's not even funny anyways.

What I'm going to do is put a little icon next to each of the days... and suggest a pairing based on the icon. I'll start as soon as I get a good first idea ^^

If I get a great response outta you guys and gals, I'll add more till New Year's Day ^^

This'll get me off of angst... or mostly off of angst ^^;;

Extra Note :: Yes, Yoshizawa and Junjun are getting the most love... You can't tell who my favorites are, can you?

Update :: I added another chapter. I might add another.

1 ::  :mon hi: Junjun/Linlin (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=13891.msg432740#msg432740)
2 ::  :bath: Yoshizawa Hitomi/Junjun pt. 1 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=13891.msg432948#msg432948)
3 ::  :tantrum: Yajima Maimi/Umeda Erika (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=13891.msg433112#msg433112)
4 ::  :whip: Matsuura Aya/Fujimoto Miki (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=13891.msg433446#msg433446)
5 ::  :monk gboy: Natsuyaki Miyabi/Sugaya Risako (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=13891.msg434689#msg434689)
6 ::  :mon cweepy: Yoshizawa Hitomi/Konno Asami (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=13891.msg435522#msg435522)
7 ::  :bingo: Fujimoto Miki/Ishikawa Rika
8 ::  :smoke: Yoshizawa Hitomi/Matsuura Aya
9 ::  :stoned: Yasuda Kei/Nakazawa Yuko
10 ::  :nya: Niigaki Risa/Mitsui Aika
11 ::  :banana: Ogawa Makoto/Konno Asami
12 ::  :temper: Ishikawa Rika/Yoshizawa Hitomi
13 ::  :mon noodle: Ishikawa Rika/Michishige Sayumi
14 ::  :mon lovelaff: Yoshizawa Hitomi/Kamei Eri
15 ::  :mon duh: Yoshizawa Hitomi/Junjun pt. 2
16 ::  :pig huh: Junjun/Umeda Erika
17 ::  :usagiii: Michishige Sayumi/Tanaka Reina
18 ::  :pleeease: Miyoshi Erika/Okada Yui
19 ::  :bored: Nakazawa Yuko/Yoshizawa Hitomi
20 ::  :scolding: Takahashi Ai/Niigaki Risa
21 ::  :sleep: Tanaka Reina/Junjun
22 ::  :ding: Kamei Eri/Junjun
23 ::  :whistle: Yoshizawa Hitomi/Goto Maki
24 ::  :byebye: Nakazawa Yuko/Abe Natsumi
25 ::  :mon bat: Yoshizawa Hitomi/Junjun pt. 3
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 11, 2007, 08:56:56 PM
Can I help suggest?

1:Jun Jun/Lin Lin
2:Rika/Sayu
3:Maki/Reina
4:Miki/Anybody
5:Eri/Risa
6:Koharu/Aika
7:Saki Shimzu/Miyabi
8:Rika/Miki
9:Eri/Reina/Sayu
10:Rika/Yossui
11:
12:Miki/Maki
13:Reina/Rika
14:Yui/Erika
15:Ai/Risa
16:Ai/Reina
17:Rika/Yui
18:Erika/Maki Maki/Everybody
19:Miki/Reina
20:Rika/Shba
21:Sayu/Reina
22:
23:Sayu/Miki
24:Crack/Crack


Just some thoughts from looking at the pictures...
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: anammm on December 11, 2007, 09:03:27 PM
17 should be Sayu/someone. come on its an USAGIIIIIIIIII
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: ChiruChaCha on December 11, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
Sounds very interesting. I'm looking forward to Reina/Ai fluff(pretty rare) ^^
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: freya86 on December 11, 2007, 09:37:26 PM
1:Jun Jun/Lin Lin
6:Koharu/Aika

QFT ^^ Because I'm currently in love with those two pairings!

11 strikes me as Eri/Sayu somehow ... don't ask me why :rofl:
And maybe you could somehow include a Yuko/Kei ... say ... #20, maybe  :P
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: Grisours on December 11, 2007, 10:07:02 PM
should the h!p "kids" be included? cause I have some pairing suggestions for them:

1- maimi/airi
3- risako/miyabi
5- miyabi/captain
6- kanna/erika umeda
9- maybe a love triangle on this one!
10- maki/reina
14- rika/yossie
15 - ai/risa
16- eri/sayu
17- sayu/anyone!
23- maki/nacchi

I don't have other suggestions right now... I do have some pairings I like, but I couldn't relate all images with them... dunno why, lol
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: adventwriter on December 11, 2007, 11:55:43 PM
The only suggestions I can think of are

a Junjun/Eri
a Miyabi/Captain
a Maimi/someone
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: whytphyre on December 12, 2007, 02:51:07 AM
These are pretty good ideas, and I'm getting ideas from FIM-FIM.

I don't mind the Kids ideas... but I don't know if I'm going to use a lot of them... mainly because my knowledge of them is as much as people tell me...

The list will be updated soon.
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: whytphyre on December 12, 2007, 06:46:07 PM
A few of these will have a continuation to one another, but some of them are just stand alones... for obvious reasons. If I can get them to all fit though, I will.

For a guide, you'll get a 'storyline' smiley color code system. (I just wanted an excuse to use the smilies.)

So, here's the first chapter... based off of  :mon hi: this gif, and part of  :pandaaa: this storyline.

Okay, it's kinda lame... but I'm not a huge Junjun/Linlin fan... I'll make up for it, I promise.


Chapter 1 :: Hello Minna-san~

"Konnichiwa!"

".... Ah! Hello Minna-san!"

"Aiii! Ni-hao!!!"

Junjun was so hyped, and she couldn't understand why that was. She was just so peppy today. It was snowing outside, and everyone was bustling around for Christmas.

Despite the fact that it was only December 1rst. Whatever.

"Junjun!"

The tall girl spun around, and beamed at her shorter, younger panda friend, who came bolting down the hallway.

"Junjun! I've never seen you so excited in the morning!" she said, "I'm not complaining, but what's up?"

"You are!"

In an instant, Linlin was picked up in a big bear hug by her taller friend, but set back down moments afterwards. The elder girl's smile was contagious though, as Linlin beamed back.

"Junjun, c'mon.... what's going on?"

Junjun still couldn't figure it out. Last night, something happened, and she just couldn't remember.

"I dunno... I came into work to tell Takahashi I couldn't stay all that long... I just don't remember why..."

Linlin pouted.

"What? Why not?!"

Junjun thought about it for a moment.

"Oh! Yoshizawa-sama invited me to come to a taping of something with her..."

Linlin let out a whine. That meant they would be apart for the day. She always hated that, and Junjun usually wasn't overjoyed about it.

Why was she overjoyed about it now?

"Yocchan!? Why'd she invite you?"

Now it was Junjun's turn to pout. Linlin frowned.

"I'm sorry... she probably just wants to learn more Chinese..."

She smiled at Junjun weakly, and, after a hesitated moment, Junjun did the same.

"Just don't enjoy yourself too much. I promised Aika-chan we'd go out to dinner with her, and you know how long those tapings take sometimes."

Junjun hugged her friend again, then gave her another pout.

"About that..."

"... Aww, c'mon..."

"She offered to cook me dinner! I can't say no to that!"

And Junjun just forgot. That seemed to be a trend. Linlin whined angrily.

"C'moooon... you didn't forget again, did you?"

"No.................. yes...."

"Aww... c'mon... are you serious? Aika-chan's gonna have a fit..."

"I'll make it up to the both of you, I promise!"

She pouted.

"Please Linlin? I promise..."

The younger girl sighed, and smiled at her.

"Alright Junjun... you just have to make it up to me twice."

Junjun grinned, and gave the small girl a kiss on the cheek. Linlin blushed in return.

"I will, no worries."

"Oi! Panda!"

Jujun's grin widened, and she gave her friend one more hug before whirling around and waving happily at Hitomi, who waved right back.

"Let's go Junjun, or we'll be late. We'll tell Takahashi later!"

"Okay! Just a second!"

She grinned back at Linlin.

"I promise... I'll make it all better times ten, first chance I get!"

"PANDA!"

"I'M COMING I SWEAR!"
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: Grisours on December 12, 2007, 07:34:07 PM
junjun/linlin? I think that's a first for me, even if they aren't a crack pairing... Very cute story!  :wub:
and I loved the pairings you choose! Junjun/umeda erika sounds kinda different, but hey, not a problem for me...
aawww there's a lot of pairings I like! I'm already looking forward to the new stories!
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 12, 2007, 09:51:14 PM
Yay pandas!


You need an Erika/Maki pairing. I mean, come on, please?
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: AmberSan on December 13, 2007, 08:39:30 AM
aww Junjun x Linlin is  :heart:..
it's the first chapter i've ever seen about them(well i've read a drabble ) and this is not a crack ship...
more JunLin Rabu :ding:

do continue  :)
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: whytphyre on December 13, 2007, 01:41:09 PM
It feels like a crack to me. That's why it's so lame.

This one's not lame though. And it's long too!

This story continues the :pandaaa: storyline, and it's based off of :bath: this gif.


Chapter 2 :: Oops

"I totally didn't mean to Junjun..."

"It's okay."

They had spent most of the day together, obviously, with Junjun following Hitomi around like she was a small puppy. They got through the filming (with Hitomi asking random questions about the Chinese language) before going off to lunch, which Hitomi paid for, and spent the rest of the day talking and shopping, before heading back to Hitomi's apartment for dinner.

What neither of them expected was for the both of them to get covered in the egg white paint that fell from a few stories up. Someone was renovating, and forgot to mention to his little three year old not to touch the paint.

But neither of the women knew this.

Once they had made it to Hitomi's apartment, they headed straight towards the bath, after a phone call to Rika, who told them they should get off the phone and head towards the bath and run their heads under warm water or their hair would fall off.

Hitomi didn't know if that was totally true, but she knew she didn't like taking that chance with her hair, and she wouldn't let Junjun think about taking it either.

So now they were naked, Junjun in the bathtub, and Hitomi on the other side of it, blushing wildly. This was not how she imagined her day with the younger woman.

Junjun, on the other hand, could have cared less, and had a huge grin on her face.

"I didn't realize that would happen... if I had known that, we would have gone through the backdoor..."

"It's fine," Junjun reassured, resisting the urge to peek any farther down than her senpai's neck.

Junjun wasn't all that good at hiding secrets, but Hitomi was too worried about hair and paint right now to worry about what Junjun was thinking.

"Junjun, at least let me buy you a new outfit or something..."

"We got like ten of them today... I'm fine Yoshizawa-sama."

Hitomi's eyes snapped up to meet Junjun's.

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Calling you what?"

With the vacant look on her face, Hitomi wasn't sure she should break the news to the girl.

But the girl had been calling her that ever since they got past the language barrier.

"The whole '-sama' thing. It's kinda creepy Junjun..."

The girl pouted.

"But I thought it was a sign of respect."

Hitomi paused. How to go about this...

"Only if you're Miki."

Junjun's expression went from blank to knowing, and she grinned again.

"What do I call you then? I don't want to call you Yocchan... I've heard you don't like the whole '-chan' thing... and... I don't wanna call you ...Yossy... Yossui... Yo...whatever ..."

"Yossy..."

"......... Right, I'm gonna forget that... but I don't wanna call you Yoshizawa-san either, because I'm gonna forget and call y-"

"Just go with Hitomi."

Junjun blinked innocently. Call her Hitomi? By her first name? The tall panda girl felt her heart flutter a moment. There were like two people outside of her parents that called her by her first name, and they forced it onto her pretty much.

This seemed like more of an honor than anything Junjun could come up with.

"You sure?"

"Yep. Not gonna kill me to respond to my first name... and besides, if the rest of the girls heard you calling me 'Yoshizawa-sama,' they'll all think we're sleeping in the same bed... and I know you don't want that."

Junjun kept from frowning and totally disagreeing with the statement. That would have been a bad thing to do.

Hitomi smiled at the girl lightly, but frowned as a large bear growl omitted from Junjun's stomach.

"... Hungry?"

"... Ah.... hai," Junjun replied, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. Hitomi grinned, splashing her with a little bit of water before pulling the last dry bit of paint out of the Chinese girl's hair.

"I'll take care of that after I get you some clothing..."

Junjun blushed. Wear her senpai's clothing? Her?! What?!

Hitomi didn't give her a chance to object (not that she would), before standing up, giving Junjun a full view of her person. The younger woman sunk in the tub, blush starting to sink towards her ears. The elder woman wasn't sure what to make of this, and shrugged, turning and making her way towards the door.

"Cute butt!"

The squeak caused Hitomi to turn her head and raise her brow.

"... I didn't catch that," she said obliviously. Junjun let out a noise.

"You have a cute butt!"

Hitomi blushed, and slowly grabbed a towel, covering her backside with it, before wandering off again.

Junjun smacked her head against the side of the tub.

"Stupid!" she hissed, "Bakaaaa!"

Grunting some swears out, she slid out of the tub, and reached back over to unplug the drain, so her senpai's tub wouldn't be filled with icky paint filled water when she got back.

"I ain't the only one with the cute butt."

Letting out another squeak, Junjun fell over in surprise, and found herself staring at her senpai, who had a grin on her face and a rather large t-shirt on.

In her arms, she held another set of clothing, and another pair of pants.

"C'mon, get dressed... I dunno about you, but I don't like eating food naked..."

Junjun cried out in embarrassment, which caused the 22 year old woman to laugh, though she coughed lightly and threw the extra change of clothing at Junjun.

"I dunno what size underpants you wear, but I accidentally got some paint on your's when I tried to flip my hair over... so... I haven't worn them yet, so they're safe..."

This time, Junjun couldn't keep herself from pouting.

"What, you wanted a pair of underpants I wore?"

"Ha-........ No!"

Hitomi chuckled, pulling her pants on, while Junjun just stared.

".... Junjun, your clothing doesn't put itself on..."

"...... Yes it does..."

Hitomi chuckled again, and went off to the kitchen.

"Whatever Panda... I'll be in the kitchen when you're clothed..."

Junjun let out a sigh, and stared down at the clothing in her arms, before she hit her head against the bathtub.

"I don't know why you're so nervous around me," Hitomi called from the kitchen, "And I'd like it if you didn't dent my bathtub..."

Junjun blushed again.

"Gomen!"

"Don't you 'gomen' me. Just put something on and get your ass out here..."

After a few moments of scrambling the clothing on (an oversized shirt and oversized pants, with her senpai's boxers on her butt), she scrambled out to the kitchen, where Hitomi had started in on cooking dinner for the both of them.

Junjun's stomach growled happily.

"Shush you," Junjun scolded. Hitomi looked over her shoulder.

"You can't stop that... it's a noise ya gotta make, it's fine," she replied, "Just... if you start letting out butt burps, give me a fair warning... I can't tell you how many times Miki's done that without one..."

Junjun giggled, which caused Hitomi to grin wildly.

"So... how long've you had a crush on me?"

The light hearted grin on Junjun's face sunk to a frown.

"How..."

"I didn't notice till you said something about my butt... not a lot of people who don't have crushes on me mention it. Just Miki and Rika... and sometimes Nakazawa, but sometimes I wonder about her..."

"I... it..."

"Don't worry Panda, if I didn't like it, I woulda kicked you out the moment I noticed it, whether you were clothed or not..."

"But... maybe I'm just that daring!"

"Maybe. But the moment I mention something cute about you, you blush more than Sayumin does when she's narcissistic."

"Maybe I'm just humble!"

"........ Ah huh. And you have your own blog, you camerawhore."

She grinned at Junjun.

"I hope you like shrimp..."

"I... yeah, I do... but... you can't just analyze who I am with the blog!"

"Good, they had a deal at the store.... and why the hell not?"

"It's not fair!.... wait, which store?"

"Nevermind the fact that it is who you are... and there's a fish market next to that little grocery store I told you about a few days ago... they always have great deals."

"Ah... and you don't know if that's who I am!"

"If I were to whip out a camera right now, you wouldn't be able to resist posing."

"Would too!"

"Oh?"

"Yeah!"

"Prove it then."

Hitomi whirled around and held up a camera to Junjun.

"Say 'Sexy Ue Ue!'"

Instantly, Junjun posed, as if on impulse.

"Sexy Ue -HEY!"

Hitomi chuckled, and set the camera aside, turning back around to finish her food preparations.

"You're so adorable."

"I... It was a reaction! That's all UFA's fault! I blame Takahashi!"

"Right. Sure."

"I do NOT have a crush on you!"

"... Ah huh."

"You don't believe me!"

"Nope."

Junjun growled.

"Your stomach's real hungry, ain't it?"

"That wasn't my stomach!"

Hitomi looked over her shoulder again, and grinned at the scowl that appeared on the girl's face.

"Awwwwww! Kawaii!" she said cutely, reaching over to pinch the girl's cheek. Junjun growled again, causing Hitomi's grin to fade ever so lightly, and her hand to retract.

"Kawaii and gwumpie!"

"Your impression of Sayumi-chan is horrible."

Hitomi frowned at this. Her impressions were good. Period.

"Well you don't have to be a sour puss about it. I just think you're adorable. Not someone I'd do mind you..."

Junjun's scowl switched to confusion.

"Huh?"

"Do. Take to bed... have sex with..."

"I didn't..."

"I know, you didn't say anything about it... that's a me thing... The Wota don't call me a pimp for nothin'..."

Junjun blushed wildly.

"That was too much information, Yoshizawa-sama!"

"Didn't we like go over the whole name thing like fifteen minutes ago?"

"No... Yes... maybe. I don't care. Maybe I like calling you that."

Hitomi wiped her hands on the kitchen towel and turned towards Junjun.

"If you like that, then you won't mind if I experiment with something else..."

"Huh? No! No more cameras!"

"No, no more cameras..."

She didn't say anything else, but grabbed the younger girl and gently cornered her against the counter behind her.

"If you don't have a crush on me, then you won't like this..."

And without another word, Hitomi pushed herself against the girl, landing a hot kiss on the girl's lips. Junjun's blush went from her cheeks to the rest of her face, ears and all.

After quite a few moments of this, Hitomi pulled away.

"Now, was that so bad?" she asked, a seductive grin on her lips, and, on a pure impulse, she licked them lightly before returning to her food, which had been in the frying pan for the past few moments.

Junjun wasn't sure of what to say at all. There was a huge grin on her face, but her mind was running on the Koha-Pink and Shige-Pink network, where they didn't know what to do... complete with squeaky voices and panic.

"... I... heh..."

"That's what I thought."

Hitomi looked back, just as Junjun thumped onto the ground, unconscious. She grinned even wider.

"Oh yeah. I'm good."
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: AmberSan on December 13, 2007, 02:27:36 PM
I love this crack pairing  :roll:  :roll:  :drool:
Junjun in love with Yossi is so cute, i love her bluntness.. and Yossi lives up to her reputation as the pimp of H!P...
my brain is :k-crazy:
oh well next one is Maimi/Umeda which i've never read a fic of, though it's kinda of canon.
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: Seagull on December 13, 2007, 03:02:27 PM
LOVE THEM <3 JunJun/Yossie is so wrong O.o

Im looking forward to:
Yajima Maimi/Umeda Erika
Fujimoto Miki/Ishikawa Rika
Kamei Eri/Junjun  :heart: :heart:

Especially the last one, I go around pairing JunJun with Eri all the time and now someone is going to write about it, now Im happy  :luvluv1:
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: Sancho on December 13, 2007, 03:48:27 PM
^ I second to that Eri/ Junjun pairing  XD

Wow. I enjoy reading this one. I don't know much about the panda duo much but I'm starting to like them even more. Great fic.  XD XD
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: Grisours on December 13, 2007, 05:42:50 PM
junjun was very cute in this, even though I'm not a huge junjun fan...
the pimp-yossi bits were very funny... and I thought this was a crack pairing, but in this story they look good together... :)
and now I'm curious to read the other pairings you'll write!  :hee:
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: JFC on December 14, 2007, 03:07:24 AM
:on lol: :on lol: :on lol:

Junjun never stood a chance.
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: whytphyre on December 14, 2007, 03:18:42 AM
Glad everyone liked this one ^^

Alright, this next one is a one shot for now (unless I can find something better for it... if I go on from 24). It's based off of :tantrum: dis smilie ^^

Do realize that if they're out of character a little it's because I have a C-ute learning disability... so bare with me.


Chapter 3 :: Hot Pink Passion

"C'mon, put 'em on..."

Maimi cringed at the bright pink offender that her friend was holding up.

"No. Hell no."

Erika pouted and gave her big, sad eyes.

"Pleaaaase? For me?"

The leader of C-ute snorted.

"No."

Erika threw up the pants, and fell to the floor. The younger girl knew it was coming, she knew Erika wouldn't go without a fight.

What she didn't expect, however, was this.

"WAAAAAH! YASSUI-CHAAAAAN!"

She started to flail around, causing Maimi to blush wildly.

"Stop calling me that!" she hissed. Erika paid no heed.

"Yassui-chaaaaan! YOU'RE SO MEAAAAN!"

And Erika was attracting attention from the other customers. The pair of them received strange looks from all areas of the store.

"FINE! I'LL PUT THEM ON!"

Erika shot upwards, a large grin on her face.

"Good!"

"But I'm only trying them on."

Maimi snatched up the pink pleather pants and stomped into a dressing room. Erika clapped her hands happily, and started to eye a pair of yellow pants of the same style.

"I found matching ones, so we can catch attention together!"

"I don't want to catch attention Ume-chan..."

"Well, if Marippe can do it, so can we!"

"We're not Marippe! For the last time, stop modeling your mantra after the woman!"

"Well, someone has to!"

"Whatever.... You'd better not have a camera out there!"

She said it as Erika whipped out her cellphone and held it up to the door.

"Of course not Yassui-chan."

"Stop calling me that!"

She came out of the dressing room, and immediately spotted the offending device.

"If you don't put that phone away right this instant..."

"You'll what? Rip the pants trying to kick me?" Erika asked, grinning. Already, she had taken a few pictures and had pocketed her phone, as if daring the girl.

"I hate you."

"No you don't. You wuv me!"

Pinching the other girl's cheeks, Erika grinned wildly. Maimi, however, had anger written all over her cheeks.

However, she found nothing to say.

"Lighten up," Erika finished, before landing a large smooch on the younger girl's lips. Maimi blushed profusely.

"You're so adorable, Yassui-chan!"

There was a long moment of silence, before Maimi snapped out of her daze, and bashed Erika on the head.

"I told you to stop calling me that!"
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: Grisours on December 14, 2007, 03:29:11 AM
aaawwwwww!!!  :mon inluv: :mon lovelaff:
that was so cute! being the maimi fangirl that I am, I cant help but love this story... (and yeah, I understand Maimi's reaction to the pants... bright pink? yellow? what a way to attract attention!)
keep it up! I wanna read the rest! :)
Title: Re: The 24 Days of Pairings
Post by: JFC on December 14, 2007, 04:01:24 AM
Quote
It's based off of :tantrum: dis smilie ^^
I immediately thought of the H!M skit where policewoman Mari had the hissyfit tantrum. :lol:

Then you had to go and throw in the "We're not Marippe!" bit. XD
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: AmberSan on December 14, 2007, 02:24:19 PM
i like this couple  :P
and Erika doing the Yaguchi trick was so funny,though it doesen't have the same impact like Yaguchi's, due to the height factor  :lol:
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: Sancho on December 15, 2007, 12:43:05 AM
I'm not a C-ute fan but this chapter is really cute. Redundant am I?  :lol: :lol:

Spamming for Eri/Junjun  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: whytphyre on December 15, 2007, 03:40:49 PM
I'm glad everyone liked that one.

This one's a slight pairing, since I'm not fond of it myself (sorry did the best I could).

It's based off of :whip: this smilie, and it's part of :imdead: this storyline.


Chapter 4 :: Miki No More?

There she was, Matsuura Aya, rooting through her best friend's stuff. What was she looking for? Not even Aya knew what she was really looking for. All she knew, was that the only way she knew how to get anyone's attention is to freak everyone out with something.

It was just too quiet at UFA these days.

"Ayaya!"

Miki's voice startled the younger woman, as she whirled around and grinned at her.

"Mikitan, I thought you went to the bathroom," she replied cheerily.

"And I thought you weren't the type to snoop. I didn't think my scandal was enough to merit that kind of behavior out of you."

She didn't sound angry, more or less teasing the younger soloist.

"Well someone has to be you in front of the camera now that you've fled from it," Aya concluded, wrapping her hands around a box-shaped object, "So I'm sure you won't mind if I borrow a few things."

"Aya... I didn't think people thought I snooped..."

"Well you do. And I want my underpants back."

They were both grinning by now, and Miki had gotten so close, that she pressed against her friend, cornering her against the dresser.

"I hope you're only taking one of those... I happen to like my cigarettes..." she whispered lightly. Aya blinked, and stared down at the box.

"No way! I thought that was just a rumor!"

Miki let out a small laugh and shook her head.

"Nope. Someone, somewhere got it right. I smoke... not like the W Chimney Girl... just every now and then."

She must have had enough self control not to get obsessively addicted to it.

Aya smiled lightly, and Miki went on.

"Ayaya... if you're going to be me... you can't smile like that. I know you have an evil grin somewhere, like you're gonna go molest someone... and I'm serious about only taking one of those... They're expensive..."

Aya set the box aside, after taking one from it and examining it closely. She had never thought to look at one before. They were always so...

Disgusting.

And disgusting and Miki, that just didn't get along.

"Mikitan, why do you smoke?"

"I dunno. Makes me feel better," Miki replied with a shrug, "My fans don't care, UFA don't care... so I don't care."

"UFA don't care... what are you, a gangster?"

Miki grinned.

"Nah, it just rolled off the tongue... seriously Aya, wipe that goofy grin off your face. You look like Yocchan."

Aya grinned wider.

"But Mikitan... I don't have to be exactly like you, do I?"

"No, but you could stand to get that smile down."

Aya frowned at this.

"Awww, Mikitan..."

Miki took Aya's arm, and started to waggle it around a bit, like she was a little kid.

"Ayaya, stop acting like Kusumi," she mock-whined. Aya frowned more.

"I am not."

With that, she pouted. Miki laughed heartily, and shook her head.

"Now you're Tanaka, trying to get something out of me... I swear... Ayaya, get that grin off of your face!"

Miki smacked the younger woman on the shoulder, causing the formerly grinning Aya to let out a noise and hold her arm.

"Mikitan! That hurt!"

"You're a wimp too... c'mon, I gotta teach you something... if you're going to impersonate me, you're going to do it right..."

"Without the bunchy grannie panties?"

"Without the bunchy gra-hey! Who told you about that?"

"Yocchan... a long time ago... when she and Mako-chan terrorized you."

"... Ima terrorize them if they don't watch it..."

"... You really have to stop with the gangster talk... it's scaring me..."

Miki grinned, and pushed herself against her best friend again. Aya blushed.

"I hope so. You're completely adorable when you're scared..."

"That just means you're in control... Mikitan..... get your hands off my butt please."

Miki pouted.

"No... off of my butt."

"Ayaya... your butt's just so cute..."

"Well then take a picture of it. It'll last way longer than my cute butt will."

"Cynicism! Now you're getting it!"

"Ha ha. Off my butt."

Finally, Miki obliged, albeit a little reluctantly. Aya grinned, which caused Miki to grin.

"How about some in the bed strategies?"

"What?! Mikitan!?"

"What? I've always wanted to try something with a whip... and no one lets me get close enough these days..."

".... Just give me a lighter..."

"Just go rooting through my purse again. You'll find one."

"Mikitan..."

"Ayaya..."

Miki grinned at the woman again, before advancing once more. This time, however, Aya put a finger on her best friend's lips before she got too close.

"No. Save it for your boyfriend."

"Awwww..."
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: Grisours on December 15, 2007, 06:11:39 PM
"No. Save it for your boyfriend."

"Awwww..."
awwww indeed! it's sad that miki still haves a boyfriend in this... but the fluffiness (and the funny bits) makes it up, at least! miki's behaviour really makes me laugh, especially when aya's involved  :lol:
keep it up!
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: whytphyre on December 20, 2007, 02:37:16 AM
Now for a Miyabi/Risako moment of fun ^^;; A one shot, based off of :monk gboy: this icon.

Chapter 5 :: Cute Little Kitties

"Meowww!"

Risako was prancing around in a little cat outfit, something one of the elder Project members had dared her to do. They said she was too grown up for cute kitty outfits, but she begged to differ.

So now, here she was, in an adorable little cat outfit, complete with paws and tail, scaring all the little Project children away from wanting to be big in the music business.

"Meoooowwww!"

She flopped down on the couch, next to her fellow groupmate, who seemed to be into some sort of manga.

And not into Risako.

She pouted, and tried again, this time, much closer to her ear.

"Meoooooowww!"

"GAH! Rii-chan!"

Miyabi toppled backwards, and proceeded to glare at her friend, who stared right back, with a big grin on her face.

"Miyabi-chan! Whaddya think?"

Miaybi stared, as if appalled by what her best friend had on, and, in fact, she was. It didn't look all that bad, to be honest, but she had never seen Risako masquerade around like this at all. Someone must have given her the chance to do so.

She cursed the elder members, who were probably laughing at her right now.

"I don't like it," Miyabi said flatly. Risako pouted lightly.

"But Miyabi-chan!" she squealed, "It's so adorable! C'mon c'mon c'mon!"

"Well it makes you look like a freak."

Risako looked down, but stared up at Miyabi again.

"Miyabi-chan..." she whined, "You're so mean sometimes."

"Yeah... well you look like a fruit sometimes, but I usually don't make this sort of comment about it..."

"I do not look like a -ooo, what kind of fruit?"

Miyabi rolled her eyes.

"Rii-chan, that's not the point..."

"Sure it is!"

"No i-"

"What kind?"

".......... Pineapple. Now shut up and listen to me."

Risako gave her friend the best puppy dog eyes she could pull off. Miyabi grunted.

"Those don't work on me anymore."

"Miya-chaaaaaaan!"

"Shut up!"

Risako's eyes went wide, and they started to water as she whimpered lightly. Miyabi sighed, and, after another moment, reached over and gave her friend a kiss on the cheek, causing Risako to let out a noise and stare with wider eyes.

"Miya-chan!" she squeaked, then grinned, "I didn't think you cared so much!"

"... Yeah, well don't get used to it..."
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 20, 2007, 03:11:43 AM
Awww!! Miya's just a big softy!
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: mae-chan on December 20, 2007, 03:58:35 AM
kawaiii :heart:
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: JFC on December 20, 2007, 04:17:45 AM
Quote
"You're so mean sometimes."

"Yeah... well you look like a fruit sometimes, but I usually don't make this sort of comment about it..."

"I do not look like a -ooo, what kind of fruit?"

Miyabi rolled her eyes.

"Rii-chan, that's not the point..."

"Sure it is!"

"No i-"

"What kind?"

".......... Pineapple. Now shut up and listen to me."
XD
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: g4rfield on December 20, 2007, 02:08:14 PM
Very moe and sweet. Reminds me of my own little pup.  :grin:
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: whytphyre on December 23, 2007, 04:22:17 AM
I'm glad ya'll liked that one ^^. This one's a little strange, but I'm working with it anyways.

It's another one shot based off of :mon cweepy: this icon. Enjoy


Chapter 6 :: Muahahahahaha!

The light flickered on abruptly, causing the blonde haired woman to roll over and grunt out a few noises. The brown haired girl pushed her slightly older senpai lightly, in an attempt to wake her up. The elder woman grumbled angrily, smacking a hand against the younger girl's face.

"Go away Gocchin," she grumbled, rolling over again, "Idun wannago out today..."

"But Yocchan," the girl said, in her best, albeit nasally, impression of the elder soloist, "I wanted to play with you today."

"Well too bad... go play with someone else then..." the elder woman grumbled angrily. Pouting, the younger woman sat atop the bed now, and brought her face close to the woman's head.

"But Yocchan, I vant to suck your bluud!" she shouted happily, causing the elder woman to turn her head just in time to see her wide eyed friend's face with a flashlight under it.

"GAH! Konkon!" she shouted, smacking into the wall next to her bed. Konno grinned and giggled.

"Yocchan, you're so cute! I know Mako-chan said you were losing weight before I left, and Mikitty told me not to go near you with food these days... but I didn't think it was that bad..."

Grumbling, Hitomi rubbed her forehead and glared at Konno.

"How did you get in?"

"Mako-chan sent me her old key..."

Hitomi gave her a look, before rolling  back to sleep again.

"Yocchaaaan!"

"Gug... get some sleep..."

"But it's like seven AM! C'mon, you're always up early!"

"Not today. Sleep is good."

Konno pouted, but grinned happily the moment she thought of a good idea, and rolled into bed with her friend, cuddling up right next to her.

"Yocchan, you're so warm."

"Guh... whatever..." Hitomi grumbled, "Just turn off your light, would you?"

Konno stared at the back of her friend's head, and squeaked, before clicking her flashlight off.

"Yocchan, you're no fun," she muttered. Hitomi grumbled something before rolling around to face her friend.

"I am not. I'm just tired..."

"Grumpy!" Konno shouted happily, "Grumpy Grumpy!!!!"

Hitomi grunted, and went to turn back around, before she was stopped by her younger friend.

"No! You're no fun! Be fun!"

"FINE! LET ME TAKE MY NAP DAMNIT!"

Konno let out a meep, and stared, wide eyed, at her friend.

"I didn't go to sleep till like five... it's been a late night. Let. Me. Sleep."

A whine escaped Konno's lips, and a hand was slapped over them. Hitomi glared.

"If you wanna cuddle with me, fine. Cuddle. Silently."

"Okay!"

"Konkon..."

"... I mean... shhh..."

Konno nodded happily, and Hitomi smiled.

"Good... now that that's settled..."

Hitomi pulled her friend into a tight embrace, with a large grin on her lips.

"Let's cuddle."
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: JFC on December 23, 2007, 04:37:10 AM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! :wriggly:
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: Sancho on December 23, 2007, 04:52:26 AM
There's been a lot of pairing going on from my last post. Risako/Miyabi is cute but I like Yocchan/Konkon better  XD XD.
I guess I enjoy reading stuff with 4th gen members involve.  :muffin: :muffin:
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 23, 2007, 10:30:52 AM
*dies of cute overload*  :heart: :heart: :heart:
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: ayase909 on August 05, 2008, 02:58:00 PM
 :luvluv1: ah........miya and risako..........doki doki........
Title: Re: The 24+1 Days of Pairings
Post by: ayase909 on August 05, 2008, 03:07:33 PM
 :nya: my god! why did you not continue this fic................continue it....with the other couples! love it!