Man, I'm drunk. with my friend, the military guy. It actually took a while to write this, I kept making moistakes. (Like this)
Military Man: She talks like a southerner when she drunks! Lol.
“Oh man, I’m drunk.” Yossui plopped down on the floor, almost spilling her fruity flavored drink.
“Yeah, you really are.” The much more sober Rika said with a smirk, nursing her lemonade.
“Heh, you’re purty.” Yossui said, leaning out to touch Rika, but falling short and slumping over on the carpet.
Nono and Aibon stumbled into the room, giggling hysterically at nothing in particular. Rika raised an eyebrow at them, “What’s so funny?”
“We don’t know!” they said in unison, tripping over Yossui and landing face down on the carpet making them both burst into more laughter.
A safe fell on Rika’s head. She died lol.
Nono and Aibon kept laughing until their heads exploded. Their brains splattered on Yossui, who took another sip of her drink.
The End.
---I need more alcohol...