The cocaine bust would have made it perfect.. Too bad the male prostitute story isn't true. Mike Tyson the crack ho? lol. Millions of women deprived of the chance to hear Mike Tyson whisper sweet nothings in their ear.. With his squeaky voice.. Ok, I don't even want to imagine what that horrible voice would sound like in a brothel.. It would scare away all the other customers, they'd need some good sound proof rooms, haha.