It feels like a crack to me. That's why it's so lame.
This one's not lame though. And it's long too!
This story continues the storyline, and it's based off of this gif.Chapter 2 :: Oops"I totally didn't mean to Junjun..."
"It's okay."
They had spent most of the day together, obviously, with Junjun following Hitomi around like she was a small puppy. They got through the filming (with Hitomi asking random questions about the Chinese language) before going off to lunch, which Hitomi paid for, and spent the rest of the day talking and shopping, before heading back to Hitomi's apartment for dinner.
What neither of them expected was for the both of them to get covered in the egg white paint that fell from a few stories up. Someone was renovating, and forgot to mention to his little three year old not to touch the paint.
But neither of the women knew this.
Once they had made it to Hitomi's apartment, they headed straight towards the bath, after a phone call to Rika, who told them they should get off the phone and head towards the bath and run their heads under warm water or their hair would fall off.
Hitomi didn't know if that was totally true, but she knew she didn't like taking that chance with her hair, and she wouldn't let Junjun think about taking it either.
So now they were naked, Junjun in the bathtub, and Hitomi on the other side of it, blushing wildly. This was not how she imagined her day with the younger woman.
Junjun, on the other hand, could have cared less, and had a huge grin on her face.
"I didn't realize that would happen... if I had known that, we would have gone through the backdoor..."
"It's fine," Junjun reassured, resisting the urge to peek any farther down than her senpai's neck.
Junjun wasn't all that good at hiding secrets, but Hitomi was too worried about hair and paint right now to worry about what Junjun was thinking.
"Junjun, at least let me buy you a new outfit or something..."
"We got like ten of them today... I'm fine Yoshizawa-sama."
Hitomi's eyes snapped up to meet Junjun's.
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Calling you what?"
With the vacant look on her face, Hitomi wasn't sure she should break the news to the girl.
But the girl had been calling her that ever since they got past the language barrier.
"The whole '-sama' thing. It's kinda creepy Junjun..."
The girl pouted.
"But I thought it was a sign of respect."
Hitomi paused. How to go about this...
"Only if you're Miki."
Junjun's expression went from blank to knowing, and she grinned again.
"What do I call you then? I don't want to call you Yocchan... I've heard you don't like the whole '-chan' thing... and... I don't wanna call you ...Yossy... Yossui... Yo...whatever ..."
"Yossy..."
"......... Right, I'm gonna forget that... but I don't wanna call you Yoshizawa-san either, because I'm gonna forget and call y-"
"Just go with Hitomi."
Junjun blinked innocently. Call her Hitomi? By her first name? The tall panda girl felt her heart flutter a moment. There were like two people outside of her parents that called her by her first name, and they forced it onto her pretty much.
This seemed like more of an honor than anything Junjun could come up with.
"You sure?"
"Yep. Not gonna kill me to respond to my first name... and besides, if the rest of the girls heard you calling me 'Yoshizawa-sama,' they'll all think we're sleeping in the same bed... and I know you don't want that."
Junjun kept from frowning and totally disagreeing with the statement. That would have been a bad thing to do.
Hitomi smiled at the girl lightly, but frowned as a large bear growl omitted from Junjun's stomach.
"... Hungry?"
"... Ah.... hai," Junjun replied, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. Hitomi grinned, splashing her with a little bit of water before pulling the last dry bit of paint out of the Chinese girl's hair.
"I'll take care of that after I get you some clothing..."
Junjun blushed. Wear her senpai's clothing? Her?! What?!
Hitomi didn't give her a chance to object (not that she would), before standing up, giving Junjun a full view of her person. The younger woman sunk in the tub, blush starting to sink towards her ears. The elder woman wasn't sure what to make of this, and shrugged, turning and making her way towards the door.
"Cute butt!"
The squeak caused Hitomi to turn her head and raise her brow.
"... I didn't catch that," she said obliviously. Junjun let out a noise.
"You have a cute butt!"
Hitomi blushed, and slowly grabbed a towel, covering her backside with it, before wandering off again.
Junjun smacked her head against the side of the tub.
"Stupid!" she hissed, "Bakaaaa!"
Grunting some swears out, she slid out of the tub, and reached back over to unplug the drain, so her senpai's tub wouldn't be filled with icky paint filled water when she got back.
"I ain't the only one with the cute butt."
Letting out another squeak, Junjun fell over in surprise, and found herself staring at her senpai, who had a grin on her face and a rather large t-shirt on.
In her arms, she held another set of clothing, and another pair of pants.
"C'mon, get dressed... I dunno about you, but I don't like eating food naked..."
Junjun cried out in embarrassment, which caused the 22 year old woman to laugh, though she coughed lightly and threw the extra change of clothing at Junjun.
"I dunno what size underpants you wear, but I accidentally got some paint on your's when I tried to flip my hair over... so... I haven't worn them yet, so they're safe..."
This time, Junjun couldn't keep herself from pouting.
"What, you wanted a pair of underpants I wore?"
"Ha-........ No!"
Hitomi chuckled, pulling her pants on, while Junjun just stared.
".... Junjun, your clothing doesn't put itself on..."
"...... Yes it does..."
Hitomi chuckled again, and went off to the kitchen.
"Whatever Panda... I'll be in the kitchen when you're clothed..."
Junjun let out a sigh, and stared down at the clothing in her arms, before she hit her head against the bathtub.
"I don't know why you're so nervous around me," Hitomi called from the kitchen, "And I'd like it if you didn't dent my bathtub..."
Junjun blushed again.
"Gomen!"
"Don't you 'gomen' me. Just put something on and get your ass out here..."
After a few moments of scrambling the clothing on (an oversized shirt and oversized pants, with her senpai's boxers on her butt), she scrambled out to the kitchen, where Hitomi had started in on cooking dinner for the both of them.
Junjun's stomach growled happily.
"Shush you," Junjun scolded. Hitomi looked over her shoulder.
"You can't stop that... it's a noise ya gotta make, it's fine," she replied, "Just... if you start letting out butt burps, give me a fair warning... I can't tell you how many times Miki's done that without one..."
Junjun giggled, which caused Hitomi to grin wildly.
"So... how long've you had a crush on me?"
The light hearted grin on Junjun's face sunk to a frown.
"How..."
"I didn't notice till you said something about my butt... not a lot of people who don't have crushes on me mention it. Just Miki and Rika... and sometimes Nakazawa, but sometimes I wonder about her..."
"I... it..."
"Don't worry Panda, if I didn't like it, I woulda kicked you out the moment I noticed it, whether you were clothed or not..."
"But... maybe I'm just that daring!"
"Maybe. But the moment I mention something cute about you, you blush more than Sayumin does when she's narcissistic."
"Maybe I'm just humble!"
"........ Ah huh. And you have your own blog, you camerawhore."
She grinned at Junjun.
"I hope you like shrimp..."
"I... yeah, I do... but... you can't just analyze who I am with the blog!"
"Good, they had a deal at the store.... and why the hell not?"
"It's not fair!.... wait, which store?"
"Nevermind the fact that it is who you are... and there's a fish market next to that little grocery store I told you about a few days ago... they always have great deals."
"Ah... and you don't know if that's who I am!"
"If I were to whip out a camera right now, you wouldn't be able to resist posing."
"Would too!"
"Oh?"
"Yeah!"
"Prove it then."
Hitomi whirled around and held up a camera to Junjun.
"Say 'Sexy Ue Ue!'"
Instantly, Junjun posed, as if on impulse.
"Sexy Ue -HEY!"
Hitomi chuckled, and set the camera aside, turning back around to finish her food preparations.
"You're so adorable."
"I... It was a reaction! That's all UFA's fault! I blame Takahashi!"
"Right. Sure."
"I do NOT have a crush on you!"
"... Ah huh."
"You don't believe me!"
"Nope."
Junjun growled.
"Your stomach's real hungry, ain't it?"
"That wasn't my stomach!"
Hitomi looked over her shoulder again, and grinned at the scowl that appeared on the girl's face.
"Awwwwww! Kawaii!" she said cutely, reaching over to pinch the girl's cheek. Junjun growled again, causing Hitomi's grin to fade ever so lightly, and her hand to retract.
"Kawaii and gwumpie!"
"Your impression of Sayumi-chan is horrible."
Hitomi frowned at this. Her impressions were good. Period.
"Well you don't have to be a sour puss about it. I just think you're adorable. Not someone I'd do mind you..."
Junjun's scowl switched to confusion.
"Huh?"
"Do. Take to bed... have sex with..."
"I didn't..."
"I know, you didn't say anything about it... that's a me thing... The Wota don't call me a pimp for nothin'..."
Junjun blushed wildly.
"That was too much information, Yoshizawa-sama!"
"Didn't we like go over the whole name thing like fifteen minutes ago?"
"No... Yes... maybe. I don't care. Maybe I like calling you that."
Hitomi wiped her hands on the kitchen towel and turned towards Junjun.
"If you like that, then you won't mind if I experiment with something else..."
"Huh? No! No more cameras!"
"No, no more cameras..."
She didn't say anything else, but grabbed the younger girl and gently cornered her against the counter behind her.
"If you don't have a crush on me, then you won't like this..."
And without another word, Hitomi pushed herself against the girl, landing a hot kiss on the girl's lips. Junjun's blush went from her cheeks to the rest of her face, ears and all.
After quite a few moments of this, Hitomi pulled away.
"Now, was that so bad?" she asked, a seductive grin on her lips, and, on a pure impulse, she licked them lightly before returning to her food, which had been in the frying pan for the past few moments.
Junjun wasn't sure of what to say at all. There was a huge grin on her face, but her mind was running on the Koha-Pink and Shige-Pink network, where they didn't know what to do... complete with squeaky voices and panic.
"... I... heh..."
"That's what I thought."
Hitomi looked back, just as Junjun thumped onto the ground, unconscious. She grinned even wider.
"Oh yeah. I'm good."