Anyone hear the one about how Superman is "super-quick"?
Superman was out patrolling one night, when all of a sudden he flys by this hotel. Out of the corner of his eye he notices an open window in one of the suits, and inside is Wonder Woman, butt naked, on a bed massaging her tits and fingering her ass, and she's really getting off! Superman wonders, "should I?" He hovers in mid-air, and thinks about it, all the while getting a super-hard-on.
"Why not?", he says. "With my super-speed I can zip in, fuck her and be out of there before she knows what happened." And that's exactly what he does. Through the open window he flies, fucks like a madman, and zips out.
"Where'd that gust of wind come from?", Wonder Woman asked aloud as she raised her head up.
"I don't know, but all of a sudden my ass hurts like hell" replied the Invisible Man.
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