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Title: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: daigong on August 01, 2011, 12:03:14 AM
WE BACK BIG BABY!!!! :w00t:

JPH!P POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4!!

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip03977.png)

K-K-KEEPING IT FRESH yet getting back to the ROOTS. Tightening it up for ONE DAY OF WILDNESS. We do what we do best POSTWHORE. PWO 2 & 3 was so ridiculously amazing we doing it six months later! GET READY. Bring your steroids and make sure TO HAVE FUN!

For those new to the scene, this is a challenge to all HiPstaz to GO ABOVE AND BEYOND!! It takes perseverance and pure insanity to be a postwhore. I twitch like a crackhead every time someone says "sorry for double posting" WE BUILT THIS CITY TO POSTWHORE!!! ARE U GAME?!

BUTT THATS NOT ALL!! Participate in PWO Events.

Make your teams of 4 (Get it?). Declare them here!

Winners get bonus points. EVENTS TBA! Times to TBD. STRATEGIZE :fap

STARTS AUGUST 20, 2011 12 AM YOUR TIMEZONE

Rules:



Judges: The JPHiP Administration

You will not only be judged by quantity but also quality: making threads, uploading, funny and insightful takes. That's what sets :hipheart: apart! Also, bonus points for Pity Posts xD

Check out the 1st Annual Postwhoring Olympics
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=20001.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=20001.0)
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=20287.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=20287.0) (start thread)

and the 2nd Annual Postwhoring Olympics for a taste of what went down:
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=25909.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=25909.0)
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=26121.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=26121.0) (start thread)

and PWO3
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=28534.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=28534.0)
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=28596.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=28596.0) (start thread)

 :pimp:

Top 3 get a prize like, medals, endorsement deals, etc. lol. And Baller / Ballerina Status. JPHiP Swagg.

 :jphip:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Amplifier on August 04, 2011, 03:31:15 PM
Team ω Oshiri got dis :rock:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 04, 2011, 04:43:40 PM
*Looks over at fellow winners and postwhoresketeers thinking of teams*...  =   w =

I'll most likely be free all day, so I guess I just hope that I don't have a job interview or something to do that day? :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 04, 2011, 05:04:49 PM
Teams, huh.

I think it would be unfair if Meania( + bonhello), kuro, and I form a team for PWO4. That's just overkill.  :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 04, 2011, 05:38:37 PM
^ But we'd own!!  O____O

Ohh hmm hmmn~ I wonder! > w <
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 04, 2011, 07:09:40 PM
^ you know what? Let's form a team.

It'll probably inspire others to try and beat us. Imagine all the records we can achieve....
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: bonjourhello on August 04, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
^   That sounds like a mighty fine idea. :hehehe:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: adventwriter on August 04, 2011, 09:36:25 PM
I'm in. Ready for this!
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Tuffty on August 04, 2011, 11:07:40 PM
I'm always in.

Maybe the biggest postwhores can have a little friendly (or not so friendly) competition where they are leaders of their own teams and recruite 3 others who think can lead their team to glory?
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: pikapikapika on August 05, 2011, 12:11:02 AM
I'm in as always but of course, I'm not very good, lol.

Tuffty has a good idea there, because if you all team up, you've already won, lol. and no-one's even posted anything yet!
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 05, 2011, 12:19:08 AM
I suppose you're right! (Though it feels weird thinking I'll be up against them... o____o)

Would anyone like to be on my team? :P Form a Team UK/GB maybe? Or.... anything... :D
I'm guessing my bonbon would be on my team? Unless you're going to betray me?! :O
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 05, 2011, 12:33:29 AM
Darn! The reason why Meania (& bonhello), kuro, and I were the biggest postwhores were because we were helping each other out.

I guess I'll have to recruit members from whoever is on the East Coast....

....unless every other team gets a 2000-post handicap just to balance things out, should I team up with Meania & bonhello or kuro.  :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 05, 2011, 12:38:16 AM
^ Yeah it would be weird, right? We'd be posting together, freeing up more threads to use but at the same time knowing we're helping our opposition! :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Tuffty on August 05, 2011, 12:52:47 AM
Ah but are you helping the opposition, or laying down a challenge to them? :D
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 05, 2011, 01:10:30 AM
Grrr. I still don't want to compete against Meania+bonhello.  :cry:

Where am I gonna find postwhores who're almost on the same level as Meania for my team then?

*lightbulb*

Forget about finding members for my team. I'll become a free agent and see who wants me on their team.
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 05, 2011, 01:35:01 AM
^ >   w > And if no one wants us we'll have no choice but to form our own! Good plan~ :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: mode107 on August 05, 2011, 05:17:29 AM
Oh uh, PWO 4.

The last one burned me out...I'll think about it.
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: shurastriker on August 05, 2011, 06:29:41 AM
oh right let's do this, who wants to team up with the shura? ... lol more that 10 post guarantee :XD
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: john_hung on August 05, 2011, 10:37:45 PM
i'm on vacation the 19, 20 and 21, i think i shall at least give it a shot (even if i fael like kimbo lol)  XD

<--currently teamless
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: shenlog on August 06, 2011, 12:00:08 AM
If I have a free day I might give it a go XD
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: kuro808 on August 06, 2011, 03:15:01 AM
Well since i took a break last time, i'm in, and if they don't mind, I can take tuffty and John :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: john_hung on August 06, 2011, 10:35:17 AM
perv postwhoring olympics lol  :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: kuro808 on August 06, 2011, 10:40:49 AM
^ i intend to balance it out with Shura but there was a reason why I selected you two, it was the primary reason but there were other points I had to make a team like this  :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Slack on August 06, 2011, 11:30:32 AM
I think I'm just gonna do what I did for the last couple and try to post as much as I can.
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: SomethingWild on August 08, 2011, 02:39:04 PM
Just noticed I'm catching up with Kuro's post count... and I noticed Tuffty is really close too.. so whatever amount you guys post, I must follow!  :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: kuro808 on August 08, 2011, 06:22:05 PM
^ we all are within distance within #5 on the post count list so it might be a good way for each to reach 13 k in two weeks if not earlier :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: J-Triumf on August 09, 2011, 04:40:44 AM
Aww, only one day this time...and I might be going somewhere that night. :(

I'm not sure what this whole team thing is all about or the events, but I'll try to show up as much as I can. All possible circumstances considered, I'll probably end up with only 200 again. :lol:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Fushigidane on August 10, 2011, 05:45:01 PM
I'm so excited I can't even read anymore XD XD XD :w00t:
I think I was supposed to go to see some Finnish reaggae singer's gig 08/20 but if it's PWO...! :gmon twirl:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Slack on August 10, 2011, 10:54:27 PM
I think I'm going to try for 3000 total posts this time.

And yeah, the whole teams thing is confusing to me.
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 11, 2011, 08:00:34 PM
I guess the teams win 1st, 2nd, or 3rd rather than the individual members?
XD Ahhh it's hard to pick a team, huh? You don't want to assume someone wants to be on your team or wants you on their team... :panic: so far I have a team of 2 with bonbon! If anyone wants to join a team with us please feel free too! ;  3 ; :heart:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Fushigidane on August 11, 2011, 10:12:53 PM
^ Meabon I'd like to join er team! :hand: How's that sound, postwhoreskeedar?!! :grin:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 11, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
I'm still waiting for somebody to pick me for their team....
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 11, 2011, 11:22:56 PM
^ ;  3 ; I'd pick you for my team but we might not be allowed! :lol: If no one picks you though we'll have no choice!~ XD

Yayy Fushi!<33 Just one more spot to fill....
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 11, 2011, 11:58:27 PM
^ Oh, dear....

I hope I don't get disqualified before the PWO starts if I have no choice but to be a part of your team.  :P
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: bonjourhello on August 12, 2011, 12:14:50 AM
We have Fushi in our team?! Awesome :nya: I'm looking forward to this event XD
fffff I hope we do end up with Hart in our team >w>
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: shenlog on August 12, 2011, 12:19:00 AM
I just realised it's on the same day as my friend's birthday party, which means I'll be smashed and I should not be given any internet access as it may end up pretty bad  :nervous
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 [RELAY Event Explained! GET YOUR TEAMS!]
Post by: daigong on August 15, 2011, 07:35:19 AM
ARE YOU READY?!?!?

Here's how it's going down.

There will be a 4x100 Style Postwhoring OLYMPICS RELAY Event
4x100 relay wrong lane exchange. She should of been in lane 1 not lane 7 funny . (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgRYme8WPo4#)

The deets:

Teams of 4 will have one member post some shit and then the other will take that shit and reply to it, and so on until they keep "relaying" for ____ pages.

First team to hit ___ pages will be declared WINNER! :jphip:

The Top 3 Teams will get insane amount of Post Count added. Pages to be determined.

Joining this BONUS Relay Event is optional. if you don't have a team, you can get automatically assigned upon start up. Just make sure you post in this thread if you are interested or the main PWO4 RELAY starting thread (it will be made ahead of time) to get assigned to a team.

Feedback please on when you are free so we can set up general times to be fair to everyone! Two races, you can only participate in one. For European/Asian Timezones and the Americas.

GONNA BE WILD!! Get in the spirit and back to the roots of :hipheart:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: kuro808 on August 15, 2011, 08:32:50 AM
^ sort of like reddit posts but we do it the JPHIP way by I guess making a thread then do the relay race?
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: daigong on August 15, 2011, 09:06:15 AM
No idea cuz I never used reddit lol

But there will be a Relay Thread and we mad postwhore kinda like the main postwhoring thread on PWO Days.
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 15, 2011, 09:56:49 AM
Nobody wants me on their team?  :cry:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: kuro808 on August 15, 2011, 10:03:27 AM
Quote from: HartAKL85 on August 15, 2011, 09:56:49 AM
Nobody wants me on their team?  :cry:

well with this change, and from my understanding, if you are gonna participate just join in..... :nervous
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 17, 2011, 12:49:21 AM
D: Now I'm confused-- So, there are 2 events and we can do both? Contest for the PWO and the relay at the same time?
Sorry, I'm a bit lost! :lol:;

Heyy Hart if the teams are for the relay I don't see why we can't be in a team? You, me, fushi and bon? That shouldn't be a problem right because we're taking turns rather than both posting a gazillion times! XD
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 17, 2011, 01:32:33 AM
^ For the relay, I would have to wait a few hours since we're on 2 different time zones. The downside is once it's midnight for you I can't continue the relay. But by then we would've already past the required pages to win the relay.  :lol:


Since nobody asked for me to join on their team, I have no choice but to go to Team Meania for PWO4.
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Meania on August 17, 2011, 01:38:37 AM
Well I think Dai mentioned shuffling the start times to be suitable for everyone so I guess that you could start earlier or me bon and fushi start later for the relay or PWO in general and just make sure it's 24 hours... If I remember correctly Fushi is like 1-3 hours ahead of me and bon whilst you're like.... 2-4 hours behind me? XD We'll sort something out~
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Fushigidane on August 17, 2011, 05:14:08 AM
Yeah I'm +2h. :w00t:
I'm still confused about these events... Gotta take a close look later. 8)
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: shurastriker on August 17, 2011, 09:11:48 AM
WTF THIS IS MADNESS!!! ...wasn't Hart in team meania all along? :\

oh yeah my battle plan moved from 10 to 5 threads and at least 100 posts... now that's a reasonable goal
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: daigong on August 17, 2011, 10:03:10 AM
LOL

Okay. yeah I was pulling shit outta my ass but here goes. SHIT EXPLAINED!

The RELAY will consist of 4 member teams.

THE PWO4 Relay will involve one member starting off typing a 4+ word / pic etc. post and the following member will quote/reply and so on. Think of how the Postwhoring Thread is when we go off. The goal is for your team to reach ___ pages in the thread FIRST.

Top 3 Teams will gain extra posts for PWO4.

No cheap posts as per JPH!P Quality Standards. Like "Heh."  :) etc.

THERE WILL BE Two Relays. Your team can only sign up for one only. This is to accommodate the different timezones. SO PLAN AHEAD!

THE PWO4 RELAY Thread will be posted a day before (i.e. in 48 hours) so you can organize and officially sign up.

If you don't have a team, we'll assign you to teams just before the race.

The rewards will be most fulfilling, as a significant post count will be added to your PWO4 Postcount.

SO this event is 100% optional yet 100% satisfying :fap

BECAUSE WE WANNA KEEP IT FRESH AND FUCKTACULAR1 JPHiP CHANGING THE GAME!!

 :jphip:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: A1 on August 17, 2011, 11:09:03 AM
Damn I have to work that day. So I don't know if I will be able to participate n it. That will be a first.  :cry:
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Hart on August 17, 2011, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: shurastriker on August 17, 2011, 09:11:48 AM
WTF THIS IS MADNESS!!! ...wasn't Hart in team meania all along? :\

Where were you when I said I was a free agent and waiting for offers to join their team?  :lol:

Meania and bonhello were the only ones who gave me the choice the join their team.

Sorry, shura. I would've joined your team if you asked earlier.  :P
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Aioros on August 19, 2011, 04:15:38 AM
Gonna start post-fasting so I can post a lot tomorrow. Goal is to reach 6000 posts. XD
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Tuffty on August 19, 2011, 08:19:11 AM
I believe I'm still in kuro's team (if kuro will still have me XD)
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: kuro808 on August 19, 2011, 08:25:43 AM
Quote from: Tuffty on August 19, 2011, 08:19:11 AM
I believe I'm still in kuro's team (if kuro will still have me XD)

the honest thing is idk because of the time difference, I wouldn't mind having you but to have a shot of winning you may need someone in timezones suitable for you, anyways I will probably let you go for the sake of the group, I apologize in advance because I have something to do in the morning, and I am in the weirdest timezone known to everyone, relays will not be for me knowing that I will sink the team before starting :nervous
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: daigong on August 19, 2011, 10:48:14 AM
ALMOST TIME!
(http://picroda.jphip.com/hp/jphip22224.jpg)
stop wondering. sign up and get a team already!

The RELAY THREAD is UP: http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=30246.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=30246.0)
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: daigong on August 19, 2011, 03:15:47 PM
and on your marks....GET SET...

(http://picroda.jphip.com/japanese/jphip06161.jpg)
GO~~!! (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=30249.0)
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20)
Post by: Tuffty on August 19, 2011, 07:58:16 PM
Quote from: kurosawa87 on August 19, 2011, 08:25:43 AM
Quote from: Tuffty on August 19, 2011, 08:19:11 AM
I believe I'm still in kuro's team (if kuro will still have me XD)

the honest thing is idk because of the time difference, I wouldn't mind having you but to have a shot of winning you may need someone in timezones suitable for you, anyways I will probably let you go for the sake of the group, I apologize in advance because I have something to do in the morning, and I am in the weirdest timezone known to everyone, relays will not be for me knowing that I will sink the team before starting :nervous

I just realised about the time difference later on in the day. That's cool mate no worries at all. Go out and give the others hell (in a nice way of course)!
Title: Re: POSTWHORING OLYMPICS 4 (2011/08/20) [RESULTS ARE IN]
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2011, 01:43:42 AM
RESULTS ARE IN!! (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=30249.msg934836#msg934836)

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip04058.jpg)

CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS!! Thanks to everyone for taking part! more details here: http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=30249.msg934836#msg934836 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=30249.msg934836#msg934836)