Author Topic: The Hello! Project Postwhoring Thread (Read 865087 times)

JFC · « **Reply #1181 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:15:37 AM »

Hello! Project thread titles you’re going to see on 2ch in seven years
http://wotaintranslation.com/2013/10/19/hello-project-thread-titles-youre-going-to-see-on-2ch-in-seven-years/

Aioros · « **Reply #1182 on:** October 20, 2013, 08:11:30 AM »

I admit, I'm jelly of Duu in this pic

Aioros · « **Reply #1183 on:** October 23, 2013, 10:42:47 AM »

I like how some of the modified pics seem legit

http://www.helloprojectworld.com/2013/10/please-mr-craftsman.html

oaxiac · « **Reply #1184 on:** October 24, 2013, 12:37:14 PM »

muppet · « **Reply #1185 on:** October 26, 2013, 05:19:16 AM »

oaxiac · « **Reply #1186 on:** October 28, 2013, 06:26:47 PM »

winner · « **Reply #1187 on:** November 01, 2013, 03:56:37 PM »

oaxiac · « **Reply #1188 on:** November 03, 2013, 08:03:11 PM »

What is LOVE? full perf.

Aioros · « **Reply #1189 on:** November 06, 2013, 06:19:59 PM »

http://wotaintranslation.com/2013/11/07/so-lets-say-daaishi-confessed-to-you-and-you-two-started-dating/

This makes me sad because Maimi's my fave and all but just imagining Ayumin's face when dumping her already makes me feel remorseful

also

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86: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 23:53:45.67 O
Rather than the flower on an impossibly high hilltop, I’d be fine with just having the weed. Thus, Daaishi.

88: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 00:08:59.03 0
Maimi is like the madonna among all the boys in class. Daaishi is the one that doesn’t stand out much, but she’s someone you’re just unable to leave alone… somehow she’s always on your mind. Then on the night of the school trip as the boys are all gathered around, telling each other which girl from class they like the best, I’d say “Maimi“… but deep down inside, it’s Daaishi who I like.

kuro808 · « **Reply #1190 on:** November 06, 2013, 07:26:02 PM »

^ all those responses are quite "honest." I would feel that because Daaishi confessed to me first, I stick with it and I have a good feeling Maimi would take it quite calmly and understand

Although deep down, you're torn

I saw it and started laughing but I would feel horrible to take the beauty over someone who would like me for who I am...

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79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 23:44:35.87 O
After dumping Maimi, I would sleep with Daaishi for the first time the next day. But then I’d get these flashes of Maimi’s face and I’d be unable to finish until the very end…

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 23:21:30.45 0
Maimi seems like the type who, if rejected, would just smile cheerfully and go “Oh, you’re dating Ayumi-chan. No wonder, she’s a really nice girl. I’m sorry, just forget about what I said and let’s continue being friends, okay?“

43 is so expected

JFC · « **Reply #1191 on:** November 06, 2013, 07:57:12 PM »

^
Response 43 really does appear to be a Maimi-like answer. She wouldn't want to make things any more awkward/difficult for you, so as painful as it may be for her, she's willing to step aside.

Response 88 seems like an overused melodrama plot device, yet at the same time, seems pretty accurate in the way that it characterizes the two of them.

Then there are the "M" type responses like this one, that you just can't help but nervously/cautiously chuckle at.

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80: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 23:44:40.61 0
I want my affair with Maimi to be exposed and then get this massively angry two-hour preaching from Daaishi.

kuro808 · « **Reply #1192 on:** November 07, 2013, 07:52:57 PM »

http://wotaintranslation.com/2013/11/08/i-love-you-maa-chan/

I love you Maa-chan, even if you move here with your husband and end up with a beach boy near the streets of Waikiki

To cap it off:

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76 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/31(木) 04:28:41.98 0
This thread is gross.

shirenuファクトリー · « **Reply #1193 on:** November 11, 2013, 06:13:49 PM »

Well just throwing this out there, it seems I'll be working the end of the year (seasonal work) and I won't be having my PC, just a questionable laptop, so I'd need someone to do the end of the year polls for me (Best H!P single, album, & PB of the year... or more if you can think of them)... Any takers? I'm very early of course, these poll would go up at the latter half of December or so... But it'll be one less thing to worry about

SomethingWild · « **Reply #1194 on:** November 18, 2013, 07:50:15 PM »

Not to be hater or anything, but can I just rant about one thing...

I always complain about the "poor value for money" element in H!P related releases. This is exactly what I mean:

To me, that looks like a loveless product. No attention to detail and no fan service whatsoever.

This is a 4200 yen Concert DVD. Would it have killed them to add a booklet, some trading cards or maybe even a print on the back of the cover...

I know nobody is forcing me to buy it, but I think it would do wonders if they put a little more effort into it.

muppet · « **Reply #1195 on:** November 20, 2013, 01:11:39 AM »

I posted in her thread, but for the sake of a little
more exposure, Up Up Girl Manami Arai celebrated
turning Sixteen years old yesterday- girl is growing up fine!
マナミちゃん、お誕生日おめでとうございます！！！

oaxiac · « **Reply #1196 on:** November 23, 2013, 07:00:55 PM »

darknessfool · « **Reply #1197 on:** November 25, 2013, 03:34:04 PM »

momochi...

ももちの大人モード。

XcuteX26262X · « **Reply #1198 on:** November 29, 2013, 02:59:15 AM »

oaxiac · « **Reply #1199 on:** November 29, 2013, 03:36:14 PM »

Oricon

Quote from: sferris from TKMR

My personal highlights from the video
1. Rihoriho talks about how one of her outfits is a long white shirt and really short jean shorts. The shirt covers the shorts so you can’t really see them most of the time. As it turns out, during one show her shorts zipper was open the entire time and she had no idea until afterwards. The other girls are curious if her zipper is open right now. Riho turns around to do a check on stage and the camera man earned big points with the wotas for giving them some fan service. Sayu says “Oh I’ll check for you if you want”. Riho says “Is it okay if I check while facing forward (instead of turning around)”. Sayu responds with “If you don’t mind I don’t mind”. The entire time Ma-chan is saying “No no no no no”

2. At the end of the video Sayu does her usual rouse the crowd routine:
“All the guys in the audience make some noise!”
*Wotas cheer*
“Now all the girls make some noise!”
*Female wotas cheer*
“Kids make some noise!”
*Wotas cheer*
“Hey you guys aren’t kids, don’t lie!”
“Ok now all the balding guys make some noise!”
*Cheering + laughing*

This is epic because the bald guy reference is a big joke among internet communities for idol fans.

MAIDIGITV

Quote from: sferris from TKMR

My personal highlights from this one:
1. During Sayu’s first year in MM she was just getting used to the intra-group relationship between all the girls. This included remembering to send birthday texts to the other members. For Yoshizawa Hitomi’s birthday, Sayu was on top of things and got that done in time. However, when it came to Ishikawa Rika’s birthday, she kind of forgot and ended up copy/pasting the same message to Ishikawa and sending it as is. She did not realize that the body of the message still said “Yoshizawa-san”. There was an awkward conversation with Ishikawa about that later…

2. During the concert, MM performed “What is LOVE?”, an unreleased song expected to debut some time next year. Sayu told the audience that they will be taking footage of the audience during this performance and putting it into the final PV. They are doing this to show the AKB girls how much better H!P wotas are.

Mezamashi TV