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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5100 on: March 18, 2015, 08:15:31 PM »



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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5101 on: March 18, 2015, 08:53:37 PM »
I haven't had an AKB48 oshi since Umechan moved to The Land of Boobage but... there's finally a new oshi in town! 8)

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5103 on: March 21, 2015, 03:05:48 AM »
!!!!! :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5104 on: March 21, 2015, 03:39:43 AM »
Attakai n dakara~~ :tama-yeeaah:


The amazing thing is that this comedic jingle has gained enough popularity to become it's own single, complete with PV:
- http://en.musicplayon.com/play?v=587208

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5105 on: March 30, 2015, 11:13:35 PM »
Happy Graduation Airin. We'll miss you! :luvuluvu:


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Re: The AKbAar48 Postgrowling Pet Zone
« Reply #5106 on: April 01, 2015, 07:38:54 PM »
Just a heads up if it wasn't apparent yet:

The AKB48 section in the picroda has been reset (due to bloat and the technical limitations of the system). Old pics are all archived and old links all work normally.

New section: http://picroda.jphip.com/upload.php?categ=akb48b

Old section: http://picroda.jphip.com/upload.php?categ=akb48

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5108 on: April 07, 2015, 09:24:42 AM »
Manual of Mizugi 水着 Law

With Summer coming up (in fact Guam is summer ready now)
It's time to review the basic Code.....

Law 1A- square cm of material gets less in reverse proportion
to age of idol


^ Ikumi Nakano, age 14...conservative two piece with long skirt
Nana Owada, age 15....skirt getting a bit mini
Mako Kojima...age seventeen- pretty much the breakout age for a modern bikini.



But there are variations and exceptions:

Law 1A, subsection B


Juri Takahashi, age 17, employs this variation, known as the
'No eye shall spy my upper thigh' rule
Nana Okada, 17, does have a very modern Bikini,
but she employs the Side Shot 'what are you lookin at!?!!' techinique quite well,
Which is in Law 1A, subsection D

Ikumi chan, 14, is just right in her modest two piece.
And Miki Nishino, who just turned 16, employs
Law 1A, subsection E, known as the 'I am not wearing
this unless I Get to Hold on to my Super Sized Plushie! Rule,
and even at that, she has some pretty conservative shorts on.

In our next shot, we see three out of four
models pretty much conform to standard code:


Yukari Sasaki and Natsumi Uchiyama, both 19,
Look great in their bikinis! Mako chan is very pretty with
her two piece mini skirt.

But someone else, the 20 Year old Saho Iwatate,
Employs Law 3B, subsection M. Technically, it allows the
Model to playfully spoof the fans with childhood regression ploys.
Often referred to as the 'Burikko' clause, and some have dubbed it
the 'Momochi Variation' Often dolls are used, or elementary school Yellow caps.
Fans generally don't enjoy being trolled, but occasionally chuckle.
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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5109 on: April 08, 2015, 06:39:59 PM »
Hello guys! I'm actually pretty new to JPH!P. I just want to share my handshake experience last April 5, 2015. Enjoy.

http://marsubber.blogspot.jp/2015/04/mar-sub-goes-to-handshake-event-green.html

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5110 on: April 12, 2015, 01:53:13 PM »
I wasn't going to buy Entame. I thought I had finally decided not to.

Then I saw this.


Yeah, buying it. orz

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5111 on: April 12, 2015, 08:05:54 PM »
Classy Rena is classy  :heart:


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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5112 on: April 14, 2015, 05:34:31 AM »
Try not to giggle too much and try not to get too many pervvy thoughts from the event's title. :P

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Takahashi Minami Video Message (Touch The JAPAN)
April 13, 2015

AKB48 General Manager Takahashi Minami (高橋みなみ) video message for Japan-Taiwan an Tour, Culture and Merchandise exhibition "2015 第1回 日本の観光・文化・商品展 in 台湾 Touch The Japan".

AKB48 General Manager Takahashi Minami (高橋みなみ) , Team B member Kawamoto Saya (川本紗矢) and Team 4 member Mukaichi Mion (向井地美音) will visit Taiwan in 16 to 17 April 2015, they will participate fans event at 16 April 2015, and present in "Touch The Japan" at 17 April 2015.

Touch the Japan official website: http://touchthejapan.jp/
- http://akb48-daily.blogspot.ca/2015/04/takahashi-minami-video-message-touch.html
- http://touchthejapan.jp/



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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5113 on: April 15, 2015, 06:17:52 AM »
Classy Rena is classy  :heart:
Err...which Rena is this? the 48 company seemingly employs countless dozens of Renas :sweatdrop:
Beautifulest women of all time 1.)Kim Sohee 2.)Minatozaki Sana 3.)Myoui Mina 4.)Fukumura Mizuki 5.)Uemura Akari 6.)Yabuki Nako 7.)Oguri Yui 8.)Nashiko Momotsuki 9.)Na-yeon 10.)Ikuta Eripon

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5114 on: April 15, 2015, 06:45:31 AM »
Classy Rena is classy  :heart:
Err...which Rena is this? the 48 company seemingly employs countless dozens of Renas :sweatdrop:
Matsui Rena (SKE48 Team E). Here's her thread: :thumbsup
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=20265.0

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5115 on: April 15, 2015, 04:08:20 PM »
I still can't handle the Juujunna slave PV. I could write so much fic based on it. Help me

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5116 on: April 19, 2015, 01:31:21 AM »

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5117 on: April 21, 2015, 06:55:10 PM »
English subtitle for AKB48 dvd magazine volume 1, for the sake of nostalgic feeling.

http://dzidolworld.org/akb48-dvd-magazine-volume-1-english-subtitle/

i don't know where to put this, so here you are...

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Re: The AKBar48 Postwhoring Thread
« Reply #5118 on: April 24, 2015, 04:38:40 PM »
Time to make a new thread in the pairings sub-forum?


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