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[Movie] Master of the Flying Guillotine
« on: October 30, 2008, 10:07:59 AM »

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Fuck Chinese Super Ninjas, Master of the Flying Guillotine is the most awesome kung fu flick ever! Master of the Flying Guillotine is 90 minutes of pure awesomeness and The Flying Guillotine is deadlier than any lame ass ninja :yep:

Master of the Flying Guillotine is a 1975 Taiwanese / Hong Kong martial arts film starring Jimmy Wang Yu, who also wrote and directed the film. It is a sequel to Yu's 1971 film One Armed Boxer, and thus the film is also known as One-Armed Boxer 2 and The One Armed Boxer Vs. the Flying Guillotine. The film concerns Yu's one-armed martial arts master being stalked by an Imperial assassin, the master of two fighters (the Tibetan Lamas) who were killed in the previous film. When the One-Armed Boxer is invited to attend a martial arts tournament, his efforts to lay low are unsuccessful when the assassin soon tracks him down with the help of his three subordinates competing in the tournament: a Thai boxer, a yoga master, and a kobojutsu user. The title refers to the assassin's unique weapon, the so-called "Flying guillotine" which resembles a hat with a bladed rim attached to a long chain. Upon enveloping one's head, the blades cleanly decapitate the unlucky victim with a quick pull of the chain.


Master of the Flying Guillotine is the most badass kung fu movie villain of all-time. First of all he uses the most badass weapon ever, the flying guillotine. Dude is so awesome that he never misses the target despite the fact that he's blind. All you need to do is mention "One Armed Boxer" and BOOM! there goes your fucking head.  Even his theme song is gangsta as fuck! Don't fuck with blind guys or else you will lose your fucking head :shocked:

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And then we have One Armed Boxer, one of the most legendary kung fu flick heroes ever. Master of the Flying Guillotine might be the deadliest assassin ever but One Armed Boxer is the smartest dude in the game. Dude is like the Batman of this kung fu shit and he can beat anybody thanks to his smarts. Dude can also hit harder than 10 Mike Tysons and walk on walls like he's on some Spiderman shit. Don't ever fuck with one armed guys cause they will put you in a fucking coffin!

Master of the Flying Guillotine - US Theatrical Trailer


One Armed Boxer vs. Yoga Master


Yoga Master >>>>>>> Dhalsim

One Armed Boxer vs. Crazy Thai Dude (tama-chan's long lost brother)


One Armed Boxer vs. Master of the Flying Guillotine aka the most epic fight scene ever


Absolutely fucking bananas! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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Re: [Movie] Master of the Flying Guillotine
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2009, 12:54:53 PM »
FUCK YEAH!!

Fuck whatcha heard about Terminator, Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez --- cuz the tru mastaz lie in this movie.

Pure gangsta shit. The movie is filled with stereotypes and ignant shit - that's what makes it so fucking funny, but when it comes down pure skill - no one can fuck wit The One Armed Boxer!!! If you can't get with this shit, than YOU AINT GOT A PULSE!!


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Re: [Movie] Master of the Flying Guillotine
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2009, 04:05:05 PM »
Saw the Master in one of the issues of the Street Fighter comics

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Re: [Movie] Master of the Flying Guillotine
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 10:31:17 AM »
Saw the Master in one of the issues of the Street Fighter comics

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That's dope as fuck! You got the full issue? I wanna know what happens to The Master XD

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Re: [Movie] Master of the Flying Guillotine
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 11:10:28 AM »
I'll upload the issue when I get home. XD

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Here you go Masa:
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zdmmnmeqjyz
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Re: [Movie] Master of the Flying Guillotine
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 04:18:08 PM »
Here you go Masa:
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zdmmnmeqjyz

Props! Oh man, that issue is full of kung fu flick references: Drunken Master, The Bride with White Hair, Wong Fei Hung, Iron Monkey, Master of the Flying Guillotine and of course lots of Bruce Lee 8)


Pure fucking awesomeness! :w00t:

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Re: [Movie] Master of the Flying Guillotine
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2011, 03:26:55 PM »


Copped! :w00t:



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Re: [Movie] Master of the Flying Guillotine
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 01:49:10 AM »
LEGENDARY!!

Hope he does make some new movies. The Genre needs Wang Yu's skill

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