UPDATE (that nobody reads, not even me): I'm done 200, calling it quits, authors note is somewhere.
If you're interested in what the author is writing lately that's great because oh god my little fangirl self was so happy when I discovered his new work.
His Weibo is here
http://weibo.com/p/1005051736238267 and his newest project is NII Majisuka, which is fabulous but probably only if you like SNH48. (I've fallen into the pit that is SNH, message me if you'd like to join me in hell I need someone to spazz with)
If that's not your thing then he also did AKB Majisuka also fabulous,
Mousou Majisuka 1:
http://www.takamina.com/viewthread.php?tid=18378&highlight=%2B%BB%CA%B5%DB%B1%DD%CF%C2%B5%C4%D3%F1%C3%D7Mousou Majisuka 2:
http://www.takamina.com/viewthread.php?tid=39321&highlight=%2B%BB%CA%B5%DB%B1%DD%CF%C2%B5%C4%D3%F1%C3%D7Mousou Majisuka 3:
http://www.takamina.com/viewthread.php?tid=114230&highlight=%2B%BB%CA%B5%DB%B1%DD%CF%C2%B5%C4%D3%F1%C3%D7Laters.
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link for the original, you need an account and stuff but the place is fabulous.
http://www.takamina.com/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=15329&highlight=%C7%EF%D2%B6%D3%D7%D6%C9%D4%B0I have permission from the original writer to translate and post up the drabbles~
If you want proof tell me, if not I'm far too lazy to dig it up.
The drabbles are translated whenever I feel like it.
About Akiba Kindergarten:
1. This was written a while back, so member will be from that time. Post shuffle, Pre Erepyon's graduation
2. Two main OCs you need to know San and Sunglasses
San serves as the romantic interest of Mai and the bodyguard for Aki
Sunglasses serves as the romantic interest of Ami and the bodyguard for Yuki
3. I translate 10 at a time, the translation can be slightly off since holy shizz this dude uses words that google translate doesn't know. Don't even get me started on proverbs ;~; That is why I will always recommend reading the original~
4. I keep honorifics because it's a pain to attempt to feebly a. translate them out and b. sounds hella awkward in English
5. \o/ enjoy~ cause soidja;soidjfasofij this chibi akb is so adorbs
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Akiba Kindergarten 1-50
1. Marriage
Today Fujie Reina Sensei asked the Class K children about their dreams
Class K: Mhm ~ ~ ~ (Thinking)
Yuko: Fujie Sensei, Fujie Sensei, I want to be a beautiful bride
Fujie: Yuko’s dream is very nice~
Yuko: Then I will marry Class A’s Haruna to be my wife, we’ll live happily ever after ~ ~
Class K: Oh ~ ~ ~ (envious)
Fujie: . . . . so which one of you is the bride . . .
Sayaka: Sensei that’s not what you should be asking!
2. Can’t Get Married
Yuko: Fujie sensei … can two girls not get married?
Fujie: Of course, if two girls get married they can’t have babies.
Yuko: Why can’t they?
Fujie (embarrased): Ah … that… erm… Sensei’s not to sure hahahaha~ (trying to fool her)
Yuko (sad and teary): But I really want to be a bride… I want to marry Haruna…
Fujie: That’s why I was asking who the bride is…
Sayaka: That’s why I said Sensei you asked the wrong question!
3. Really Can’t Get Married?
Yuko: Fujie sensei… then you can’t get married to a girl too?
Fujie: Of course, Sensei is a girl, here girls definitely can’t get married to girls!
Yuko: Okay… If we go to Osaka can we get married?
Fujie: No!
Yuko: What about Hokkaido?
Fujie: If it’s in Japan you can’t!
Yuko: So if we go abroad we can?
Fujie (thinking): I think I heard that over in Holland you can…
Sayaka: Sensei you don’t need to be that serious!
4. Holland
Everyone in Class A thinks Haruna is a beauty, but just a little spacey
Yuko: Haruna~~ Sensei said we can get married in Holland (jumps and hugs)
Haruna: That’s great! But where is Holland?
Yuko: There’s a map in the classroom, we’ll go and find out!
Haruna: That’s right~ Yuko you’re so smart.
Yuko: Haruna do you know how “Holland” is spelled?
Haruna: Of course, “Conan”!
Yuko: Haruna you’re so amazing!
5. The Map’s Holland
Class A’s teacher Maeda Ami (Also known as Mayuge Sensei) walked by the classroom only to find Yuko and Haruna climbing on top of the map
Ami (crouching): What are you two doing?
Yuko: We’re trying to find Holland!
Haruna: Yuko, I’m going to find it soon!
Yuko: Hohoho Haruna, I’m going to find it soon too!
Ami (to self): But that’s a map of Japan…
6. Green Peppers
Class A’s lunchtime, a lot of the kids don’t like eating green peppers
Ami: You should all be good and eat the green peppers.
Aika: Mayuge Sensei, the green peppers are bitter and yucky.
Sasshi: Lovetan, how could you call sensei by her nickname, that’s not polite!
Ami (to self): Rino is such an understanding child!
Sasshi: (sneakily puts all of her green peppers into Atsuko’s plate)
7. Still Green Peppers
Atsuko looks to Ami for help
Ami: Rino you can’t give your peppers to the other kids!
Sasshi: I was afraid Acchan wouldn’t be full, she usually eats a lot
Ami: Go get back the green peppers.
Sasshi: Ah… Mayuge Sensei is so stingy
Ami: What about the lecture you just gave Aika? Take it back!
8. Still about Green Peppers
Atsuko can really eat but isn’t interested in the green peppers
Atsuko (finished eating her own lunch and staring at Rino’s hamburger)
Sasshi: (picks up a piece of hamburger): Do you want it?
Atsuko (furiously shaking her head)
Sasshi: (places it in front of Atsuko’s mouth): Ah ~ ~ ~
Atsuko (closes her eyes and opens her mouth with an innocent look)
Sasshi: Hah! (Stuffs a piece of green pepper into Atsuko’s mouth)
Atsuko (Turn to look at sensei for help with tears running down her face)
Ami (to self): I’m already tired from all of this…
9. Continuing with Green Peppers
Ami: Listen well children, green peppers are very nutritious. If you eat them you’ll grow very tall~
Class A: Kay ~ ~ ~ (Even though they want to grow tall they still don’t like green peppers)
Ami (to self): I have to give them an example…
Ami (points): You’ll grow as tall as Mariko
Class A (stares): Oh~ ~ ~
Mariko (surprised): I… I don’t want to grow tall… Waaa…. (Crying)
Ami (to self): Enough…. Can’t you just have a little more pride?
10. Unlimited Green Peppers
Ami: Okay so Green Peppers are very good for you! If children eat more of them they’ll grow faster!
Sasshi: (Frantically stuffing green peppers into her shirt)
Ami (Freaking out): Rino what are you doing!!!
Sasshi: I’m feeding them to my boobies.
--Ami falls over—
11. Class B’s Lunch
Class B’s lunchtime was very peaceful, their teacher Oku Manami was a mixed beauty but her personality was just a little negative
Oku: Children should eat all of the green peppers.
Class B: Okay ~~
Oku: Yuki!
Yuki: Yes, Manami Sensei?
Oku: Please tell the person beside you to go out.
Yuki: Kay, Bulter Koyama go outside.
Butler: Yes Ojou-sama.
12. Kashiwagi’s Bulter
Oku: Yuki.
Yuki: Yes! Manami Sensei.
Oku: Although your family may be rich, here at the kindergarten you’re just like all the other kids, do you understand?
Yuki: Yes!
Oku: That’s why you can’t bring your butler to school anymore, okay?
Yuki: Okay…
Outside where Class K was in the middle of doing excersises Fujie Reina suddenly saw the door open. Yuki walked outside and told the old butler “You don’t have to come anymore.”
The old butler left the kindergarten carrying his luggage and crying.
Fujie: Oh! He got fired! That’s sad!
Sayaka: Sensei! What you should be commenting about is how Yuki can fire the butler!
13. Not Kashiwagi’s Butler
Oku: Yuki.
Yuki: Yes! Manami Sensei.
Oku: Although your family may be rich, here at kindergarten you’re just like all the other kids, do you understand?
Yuki: Yes! Manami Sensei!
Oku: So why did you bring a butler to school when sensei told you not to?
Yuki (feels wronged): I didn’t bring a butler…
Oku: Then who are those people standing next to you with the black sunglasses and suits reaching into their pockets prepared to take something out?
Yuki: They’re bodyguards…
-1 minute later-
Fujie (Passing by): Oh! They got fired too! That’s so sad!
Sayaka (passing by too): Sensei! That’s why I said you got the main point wrong!
14. Still about Kashiwagi’s Butler
The third day
Oku: Yuki.
Yuki: Yes! Manami Sensei.
Oku: The guy beside you today wearing the tuxedo is definitely a butler!
Butler (handsomely): Sensei, I won’t bother you! (Disappears)
Mayu: Woa! Sebastian!
Oku (turns around): I’ve lost hope! I’ve lost hope in the world of rich people!
15. Kashiwagi’s Butlers
Afterwork
Oku (stretching): So tired today… what shall I grab to eat before I head home
Passing by a street
Oku (interested): Eh? There’s a new shop opening today
Manager handing out phamphlets: Ah! Pretty lady, please come to Koyama’s Curry House! We have butler services and bodyguards! All at a fair price, eh? Aren’t you Ojou-sama’s teacher?
Oku (pretends she doesn’t know and runs away)
16. Excersises I
Class A is doing outdoor excersises
Ami: Children do it with me ~jump to the left~
Class A (cheerfully)
Takamina (stiff)
Atsuko (awkward)
Ami: Now jump to the right~
Class A (still cheerful)
Takamina (awkward)
Atsuko (stiff)
Ami (to self): You two might as well marry each other in the future…
17. Excersises II
Class K is doing outdoor excersises
Fujie: Children do it with me, jump to the left~
Class K (cheerfully)
Yuko (trips! ‘accidently’ falls onto Minegishi who was in front of her) Ah!? …Miichan’s so soft~ wow~ (grabs)
Minegishi: Ya!!! No~~ (struggling)
Fujie (surpised!): I can’t believe Minami’s capable of making such adult like sounds…
Sayaka: Sensei! This is not the time to be paying attention to that!
18. Excersises III
Class B is doing outdoor excersises
Oku: Children do it with me, jump to the left~
Class B (cheerfully)
Yuki (fixing her bangs) (fixing her bangs)
Oku: Now jump to the right.
Class B (cheerfully)
Yuki (fixing her bangs) (fixing her bangs)
Oku: Yuki!
Yuki: Yes! Manami Sensei! (innocent look)
Oku (black lines): I want to lecture her but she’s so cute, I’ll just pretend I saw nothing…
19. Story time
Oku: For today’s art class let’s have everyone tell a story about their drawing
Yuki: My picture is of me being an idol, singing and dancing on the stage with lots of fans in the crowd. Ah~ so happy.
Miyazaki: My drawing is… I’m eating barbeque meat… lots…lots, so full…full.
Mayu: My drawing is of a rabbit on the moon pounding new year cake, but the hammer got stolen by a big bad wolf, the rabbit got angry so he called for his rabbit army, he went to the big bad wolf’s planet in his warship, bambambam, the big bad wolf also made a robot the size of Mt. Fuji, they started fighting…
Oku (black lines) (clutching her head in a corner): No hope! I’ve lost all hope in the spirit world of Otakus!
20. Stomach ache
Ami: Atsuko what’s wrong?
Atsuko (pitiful): Senseii…My tummy doesn’t feel well
Ami (to self): has she eaten something wrong?
Atsuko (still pitiful): Nnnnnnn
Ami: What did you eat for breakfast?
Atsuko: Ricey
Ami: And?
Atsuko: Cucumbers…
Ami (thinking): There shouldn’t be a problem
Atsuko: and sasuages, salad, fish, pickles, cold tofu, watermelon, orange juice…
Ami (to self) Definitely not worth my pity!
21. Infirmary
Ami: Then there’s no help, you’ll just have to go to the infirmary.
Atsuko (face whitens) Nonononono!
Ami: Don’t be childish, if you’re sick you have to go to the doctor that way the pain will go byebye. Minami, take Atsuko to the infirmary okay?
Takamina (even whiter): Sensei…my tummy suddenly hurts! (rolling on the floor) I can’t go…
Ami: Then there’s no other way (puts down her book)
Takahashi & Atsuko (Sighs in relief)
Ami: I’ll bring you both there (Dragging one in each hand)
Atsuko&Takamina (teary): NO DON’T WANT TO!!!
22. Mysterious Infirmary
A pair of dangerous eyes stared outside of the infrimary door, suspiciously looking at the corridor
Mysterious Voice: Why are there no little kids coming today…
(Silent)
Mysterious voice: aaaaa I want kids to come to the infirmary~~ (rolling) help them treat their injuries, wrapping their soft bodies, and then letting them rest in my arms~
Vice Principal Urano Kazumi (passing by): Doctor Ohori, it’s because you’re like this that the kids fear coming to the infirmary….
23. Depressing Infirmary
Infirmary doctor Ohori Megumi, mature and sexy, loves little kids, but for some reason the kids always call her an old woman.
Kazumi: Dr. Ohori, if you like children that much why don’t you just have one?
Ohori (depressed): Men are the worst…
Kazumi (worried): Dr. Ohori, you wouldn’t be…
Ohori: CinDY do you really believe that?
-5 minutes later-
Yuki and Mayu pass by holding hands, only to see Vice Principal Urano Kazumi’s clothes all messed up and running out the infirmary with a flustered and shy expression.
24. Scary Infirmary
Ami: Dr. Ohori, my class’s Atsuko and Minami’s stomachs don’t feel well, can you please check them out.
Ohori (evil look): honey~ I’ll definitely take good care of the two kids~ (pounces)
Atsuko&Takamina (pained crys filled the air)
-30 minutes later, inside the classroom-
Ami: Atsuko, Minami, are you two okay?
Atsuko & Takamina (face full of tears): We… we… we won’t be able to marry anymore!! (Hugging each other wailing)
Ami (to self): Even though I don’t know what Dr. Ohori did… at least the kids are energetic again…
25. Watarirouka Hashiritai
Oota Aika, Nakagawa Haruka, Watanabe Mayu, Hirajima Natsumi and Kikuchi Ayaka formed Watarirouka Hashiritai [WH], and everyday they run down the hallways.
WH: Wahahahaha (runs down the hallways)
Fujie: Don’t run in the hallways!
WH: Wahahahaha (runs down the hallways)
Ami (to self): That’s dangerous!
WH: Wahahahaha (runs down the hallways)
Oku: You’ll have to go to the infirmary if you trip.
WH (freezes)
26. Fight
Takamina: No3b has formed!
Haruna &Minegishi: Okay!
Takamina: Our main rival is Watarirouka Hashiritai!
Haruna: Why is it Watarirouka Hashiritai?
Takamina (never thought about it): ….eh…eh… (she only wanted to make a group)
Haruna: Miichan~ let’s go play with Tomo (drags Minegishi away)
Takamina (crouching on the floor drawing circles): Haruna and Miichan are big idiots!
27. Name
Haruna: Why is it called No3b
Takamina: That… that… because it means “don’t know what to call trio” (making stuff up)
Minegishi: Why can’t we be called Rapapa
Haruna: Team Hormone!
Minegishi: Team Chicken Wings is good too.
Haruuna: How about SKE48, it sounds pretty cool.
Minegishi: Ai~ why is it 48…
Takamina (crouching on the floor drawing circles): Haruna is the worst! Miichan is the worst!
28. Members
Haruna: Does No3b only have the 3 of us?
Takamina: The three of us is enough! To take over Akiba Kindergarten!
Haruna: Don’t we need to defeat Watarirouka?
Takamina: Eh? (Completely forgot) Then we’ll defeat them first then take over!
Haruna: But they have 5 people…
Takamina: …
Minegishi: I want to be with Acchan…
Haruna: I want to be with Yuko too…
Takamina (flips tables): You’re just as bad as me! Acchan should be with me, Miichan don’t even think about it! (rolling)
Passerby Ami (to self): what a weak grouping…
29. War
Takamina: We’ve finally found you! Watarirouka Hashiritai! Let’s settle this!
Mayu (CG laugh): Hahaha Minami!
Takamina (full of confidence): That type of action has no use on us, No3b! Haruna! Go! Miichan! Go!
Haruna: Today Class A has taro ice cream for snacktime~
Mayu: Ohohoh we have chestnut soup~
Hirajima: Want to go play on the slides?
Aika & Minegishi: Okay okay~~
(Had already befriended each other)
Takamina (spotlight, away from everyone): Men are forever alone on the battlefield…
Passerby Fujie: What are you doing eating that lollipop on the rocking horse? If you’re eating snacks I’m going to tell Mayuge Sensei.
30. Truce
Haruna: Minami, come play with us~
Takamina: Hn! (playing in the sand by herself)
Minegishi: Minami, come play with us~
Takamina: Hn! (playing with the blocks by herself)
Mayu: Minami, come play with us~
Takamina: Hn! (playing on the rocking horse by herself)
Mayu (found a new target): Ah! Acchan (runs to her) let’s play~
Atsuko: Okay~
And so Takahashi Minami started playing with the others.
31. Ojou-sama
Takajo Aki is a cute and smart child so all the teachers at Akiba Kindergarten love her.
Aki (sparkling) (sparkling)
Takajo Aki’s family is rich so there’s always someone near her when she goes out.
Aki (skipping) (skipping)
So every morning when she goes to kindergarten –
Follower/bodyguard San: GET OUT OF MY WAY! DON’T BLOCK MY OJOU-SAMA’S WAY! WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU LOOKING AT! TRYING TO DIE?
It’s just that Aki’s family is part of the mafia….
32. Ojou-sama Vs. Ojou-sama
One morning Yuki met Aki
Aki: Yukirin good morning~~
Yuki: Akicha good morning~~
Aki’s follower San (veins): Seeing you damn suit wearers in the morning makes me mad!
Yuki’s bodyguard Sunglasses (Disdain): You bugs should have been cleaned up a long time ago.
(Lightning in the background, tense)
Kazumi (crying): I beg of you, don’t do that in front of the kindergarten….
33. Bodyguard vs Mafia
San: Seems like you won’t know what I’m capable of till I teach you a lesson. (takes off his jacket showing his tattoos)
Sunglasses: Although I don’t like brute force, but for your type of people I can only use my fists. (Unbuttons his sleeves, losens his tie)
San’s follower: Big brother! Kill him!
Sunglasses’ follower: Don’t hold back for that scum!
San (attacks): Wake up!
Sunglasses (blocks then attacks): It should be me saying that!
(Flashes of light, bam! Bam!)
Daruma (beat up those two in seconds, dusting her hands): Are you treating this security guard like air? If you cause trouble again I’ll throw the both of your dead bodies into Tokyo Bay!
34. Bodyguard, Mafia Vs Daruma
One morning
Yuki: Good morning Akicha~
Aki: Good morning Yukirin
San(still injured): pft! (Unsatisified)
Sunglasses (injuried too): Hn! (not happy)
Daruma: Cough!
San & Sunglasses (respectful): Aneki good morning! (bows)
35. Sunglasses’ Past
12 year old Sunglasses – orphanage’s black history
16 year old Sunglasses – fighting in Afghan
20 year old Sunglasses – barely made it out of North Caucasus alive
24 year old Sunglasses – well known in the world of assasians
28 year old Sunglasses –
Daruma (arrogantly): Hey, the guy with the sunglasses, go buy me some chicken wings.
Sunglasses (waiting outside of the kindergarten for his Ojou-sama): Yes, Aneki!
36. San’s Past
San (when he was still with the rival mafia): Takajo Hideo! My boss has your daughter, if you want her alive come to the harbour by yourself!
Boss: Good job, today we will destroy the Akiba Society, muhahahah~
San: Boss, the girl keeps so crying loudly.
Boss: San you think of a way to get her to shut up.
San: Little girl I’m just working for someone else, here have some chips, don’t cry anymore.
(30 minutes later, a string of explosions)
Minion: Boss, the people from the Akiba Society are here, we can hold them back! Ah! (shot dead)
Boss: How can this be! Don’t kill me! Ah!!! (stabbed with a knife)
Akiba Society (chains down San): Little boy, kidnapping our Ojou-sama huh, you sure are courageous. Soon we’ll let you know what hell is (Cruel)
Aki (4 at the time): Don’t hit him, don’t hit him (pushes past the people and stands in front of San) (her little hands pushing down on his injury) Don’t cry don’t cry, the pain will fly away~~
San (shocked speechless)
Aki: Chips…tasty…you…good person.
San: Ojou-sama!!! (Weeping)
(And so Takajo Aki unconditionally gained a bodyguard)
Daruma: Ah~~ So you two have that type of past (eating chicken wings)
San (waiting for his Ojou-sama): Yes, that’s why I swore I would follow Ojou-sama for life! (smoking)
Sunglasses (to self): So you’re only alive because of a bag of chips…
37. Daruma’s Past
When Akiba Kindergarten first opened-
Everyday there would be a strange woman loitering at the gate
Kazumi: Principal, that person came again today…
Akimoto Yasushi: I guess it can’t be helped, I’ll go talk to her.
(walks closer)
Akimoto: I say…
Daruma: What!
Akimoto: You’re making the parents worry… If you’re trying to enroll in the school, your age is a bit…
Kazumi: Principal that’s completely wrong!
38. Daruma’s Plea
Daruma (kneeling): I beg of you! No matter what, please let me work here! Because I really love children!
Kazumi: Even if you say that, it’s hard for us… considering how you are…
Akimoto: Our pay won’t be very high.
Kazumi: Yeah, our finances are limited… (Face changes) HA?! Principal are you actually considering?!
Akimoto (face reddens): I kinda like her.
Kazumi: Is your tastes really that strange!
39. Daruma’s Effort
Akimoto: How is your education?
Daruma: High school graduate!
Akimoto: What type of talents do you have?
Daruma: Dance and singing!
Akimoto: Then perform for me.
(Daruma performs with effort)
Kazumi: Ah, she’s pretty good…
Akimoto (thinks for a whlie): We’re missing a security guard, you want it?
Kazumi: Then what’s the point of asking all those questions!
40. Daruma’s Present
Daruma: So yeah, it’s like that. (eating chicken wings)
San: So Aneki’s past was bad too. (smoking)
Sunglasses: It’s hard living life. (serious)
Passerby Fujie: Ah, they’ve already become good friends!
Sayaka (Passing by too): That’s not the main point Sensei!
41. Stuffed Bear
A Stuffed bear was lying in the hallway
Tomomi (suspicious): chiyuu?
The bear starts moving
Tomomi (surprised): chiyuu?!
The bear goes around the corner
Tomomi (chases): chiyuu!
The bear stops moving
Tomomi (grabs): chiyuu~~ (happy)
Ohori (appears from the shadows): Finally took the bait~ my little lamb~~
42. Revenge
Tomomi: Tomochi~~ chiyuu~~ (jumps into her arms, weeping)
Tomochin (rage): Hn! You were being bullied by that old woman? I'll help you get revenge! (Brings Tomomi to the infirmary to get revenge)
Tomochin: You damn old woman! How dare you bully my Tomomi, I'm going to teach you a lesson!
Ohori (appears from behind them): Oh~ Let's see how you're going to teach me a lesson~~ (locks the door)
Tomochin: Eh!!!!
43. Revenge II
Tomochin: CinDy Sensei~ (jumps into her arms weeping)
Tomomi: Chiyuu~ Chiyuu~ (jumps into her arms weeping too)
Kazumi: Dr. Ohori, please behave properly.
Ohori: Eh? What’s wrong? I’m just doing my job~
Kazumi: The children aren’t your toys! How can you bully them like that!
Ohori (shakes her head): no no no~ Not just the children, even you are my toy (locks the door)
44. Teacher Meeting
Akimoto: Now we’ll talk about how to deal with Daruma’s actions.
Fujie: Principal, even though she seems close with those unknown people (San & Sunglasses get shot), but she did stop all the violence, so it’s not like we should fire her… I think we just need to talk to her.
Ami (to self): Uhm…uhm… even though she’s a little scary, but she’s a good person.
Oku: Don’t want to say anything.
Daruma: Pft… whatever…
Akimoto: Then we’ll have to get your little buddies to fix the gates!
Kazumi: Principal! “Assign” and “deal” have different meanings!
Fujie&Ami&Oku (to self): The two outside are being treated like free labourers… Principal is so black hearted…
45. Continuing With the Meeting
Akimoto: Now we’ll talk about how we’re going to deal with Dr.Ohori’s actions.
Fujie (nods): Been through it myself
Ami (to self): Dr. Ohori is scary!
Oku: Completely agree.
Ohori (quietly): CinDy ah~ I took a photo of your “cute” self that day~
Kazumi: Principal! I think that although Dr.Ohori’s behavior is a bit unappropriate but her work is excellent! So we should just forgive her this time!
Fujie&Ami&Oku (to self): She has blackmail for the Vice Principal… blackmail…
46. Still in the Meeting
Akimoto: The next thing on the list, CinDy you say it.
Kazumi: Okay, Akiba Kindergarten is getting better and the teachers are all very exhausted so we want to hire another teacher, does anybody have anything to say?
Fujie: That’s great, I hope they’re smart.
Ami (to self): I hope they’re a bit more courageous.
Oku: Anything is good.
Kazumi: Okay since everyone has nothing much to say, principal is there anything else you want to add?
Akimoto: Has to be young.
Kazumi: IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU KNOW YOU DAMN FATASS!
47. Still in the Meeting
Akimoto: Okay so we’ll have a totally fair way of hiring a new teacher.
Teachers (agrees): Okay~
Akimoto: Since we’re getting the kids a new teacher, why don’t we ask their opinion?
Teachers (respect): Okay~
Akimoto: Class Representatives what do you think about getting a new teacher?
Takamina (totally not there)
Sayaka (focused but doesn’t know what’s going on)
Yuki (fixing her bangs)
Akimoto: Okay, they all agree. We’ll hire a new teacher.
Kazumi: WHAT TYPE OF FAIRNESS IS THAT!!!
48. The Last Meeting
Akimoto: Lastly, are there any other questions?
Fujie: I do!
Akimoto: Then please speak Fujie Sensei.
Fujie: Principal why did you decide to open a kindergarten?
Akimoto: Because I like kids.
Fujie: Then why do we only accept girls?
Akimoto (turns and looks out the window): Okay, meeting end!
Kazumi: You should give us an answer!
49. Problem Child I
Yuko: Fujie Sensei, why can’t Haruna and I get married?
Fujie: I already said that two girls can’t get married.
Yuko: Fujie Sensei, why does Haruna’s class having pudding while we only get cream puffs?
Fujie: Haruna is your name for Class A isn’t it!
Yuko: Fujie Sensei, why am I in Class K and not with Haruna instead?
Fujie: Do you really hate my class that much….
Sayaka: Why is that the only question that made you OTL…
50. Guilty Child
Fujie: I have to make a comment about the picky eaters, picking your food isn’t right! Do you understand?
Class K: Okay~~
Fujie: Each rice has seven gods, so if you don’t eat it all you’ll get punished by the gods!
Class K: Oh~~
Fujie: Hm, even though picky eaters are bad, but children shouldn’t bring the uneaten lunches back home! Although I don’t know who it is, but Sensei hopes that they won’t do it again.
Fujie: Sayaka~~ Why are you staring out the window?
Extra: Sayaka’s Problem
Sayaka is poor and lives with her mother, so the understanding Sayaka always brings bentos back from the kindergarten.
Mother: Sayaka! The teachers told me that you’ve been taking the bentos home.
Sayaka: mhm…
Mother: Sayaka! Even though we are poor we still have pride, we cannot take advantage of things like this, do you understand!
Sayaka: Mhm…
Mother: Sayaka, it’s not like we don’t get to eat, why do you still bring home bentos?
Sayka: Because your cooking is terrible.
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;~; There were so many mistakes that it made me crey. Gonna post the other 50 up when i finish 91-100 ;~;
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