I know right? Moments like that make me wish I record my gameplay.
Some more significant events which happened when I arrived in Riften. As part of a quest I had to intimidate a priest through whatever means necessary. We got to chatting about the goddess Mara and the temple before I chose that dialogue option trying to intimidate him. He was then like 'NAH-UH' and then started a fist fight with me! So I had to punch him right back! It was just funny cause he was saying 'May the blessings of Mara be upon you!' as he was doing it. Really polite guy for someone who wanted to knock my teeth in. Anyway, I won, he was intimidated, quest complete.
And in other news....
I got married! Finally found out how to do it and I was wondering at first who to pick. The prospecting trader at Whiterun? The farmer at Windhelm? But in the end, it could only be one choice. I chose...Lydia. My housecarl. My swordmaiden. She's been with me for the majority of the journey. She's climbed the highest mountains, slain the fiercest dragons and wields an axe better than anyone I know. And guess who was the one who married us? The priest I beat up earlier!
And Skyrim weddings are fast too, holy crap. You think a Vegas wedding is short, try gettng married in Riften, you'll be married in less than a minute.
I took a photo of the happy couple.
*sniff* So beautiful. Look at that loving expression on her face. That's a look that says, "Do you want me to carry those dragon scales for you?"