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« Reply #100 on: January 20, 2007, 06:40:20 PM »
My brother and I attempted to set a plastic kiddie playset on fire. Then we got a bucket and filed it with spray axe, then took an axe firebal to it.
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« Reply #101 on: January 20, 2007, 08:24:17 PM »
Roffle, Rika and Miki on fire xD Yay literal meanings! <3

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« Reply #102 on: January 21, 2007, 01:51:11 AM »
Heh, that was cool little fic.  

On the fire note, my friends and I use to make wd-40 flame throwers.  Just start spraying some wd and put a lighter in front, instant fireball!  The most uncool thing with fire that happened to me was once when I went to light a gas grill.  Someone left the gas valve open from the last time, so the inside of the grill was filled with it.  I opened the lid to the grill, went to ignite it, and had a huge ass fireball coming towards my face.  Stupid me forgot to close my eyes, cuz it looked so damn cool!  I had to get some eye drop burn stuff for my eyes, and didn't have any eyebrows for a while after that.  But damn, it was like movie special effects right smack in my face!  :fire:

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« Reply #103 on: January 21, 2007, 06:38:36 AM »
Oh, I feel your pain. Ms. flow payed a visit to three of us in the house. that hoe.

Sigh, nothing better than a couple having a wrestle :)
Audio reading? Hmm... doesnt sound bad.
Fire and me? hmmm... I used to be a mild pyromaniac and play with fire actually put my hand in fire and etc etc. But nothing really bad happened. But, I did plug something in, and I was shocked really badly... and sparks came out... and while cooking, I forgot that it wasnt too long after, and I rested my hand on the stove... and I lost my fingerprints for almost a month, so thats a post-fire accident (and I had guitar every week!).

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« Reply #104 on: January 21, 2007, 07:02:52 AM »
What is this Axe Body spray? Never heard of it XD

Blizzard@ you're just nuts. Ur eyeballs? Dude, thats gotta hurt!

Tanachan@ None of that surprises me XD

Owaranai@ your not alone. I stuck my hand in a fire to see how hot it was. Answer - very hot, yes. And I have also removed my own finger prints but it was deliberate and ironically to stop myself from playing the guitar (I wasnt avoiding lessons or anything...I didnt have lessons)

Anyoen who cares@ I have my surgery ealry Feb so I wont be able to use my left hand for a while meaning 2 weeks and up. Writing wise I cant really do anything because my left hand would be in a sling and typing one handed could take a long time (a fic with both hands can take me 2 or 3 hours to post. I re-rewrite a lot. I bet none of you would believe the 'great balls of fire' took me 2 days to write.) so one-handed would mean this would take longer (or if my mother finds out, it wont happen at all ). I thought an easy way would be to record the reading and post that up instead (of course I would, once possible post the fiction). Or if you think thats no good I can post something whenever I can. So far we have 1 vote on each side.

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« Reply #105 on: January 21, 2007, 08:35:48 AM »
^ Well, if I may say, although I voted for the once a week updates (and I'm sticking to it), I'll take them either way. :)

EDIT: Oh, and AXE body spray is a type of cologne. If you look at my sig, you'll see that Kagami is wearing some. :lol:
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« Reply #106 on: January 21, 2007, 09:44:31 AM »
XD

Everytime i look at ur sig I think 'WTF' . Care to explain?

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« Reply #107 on: January 21, 2007, 10:15:44 PM »
^ The pic on the right, next to the Miki haikus.

Kagami is the one wearing the suit. Tendou is the other one. I wrote a little dialogue for them right below the pic. :lol:

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« Reply #108 on: January 22, 2007, 04:32:46 AM »
Yeh I got the Haiku stuff. I love then. How do you get them to randomly generate? Its so cool

Yeh I also saw the dialouge and the picture but...What show is this?!

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« Reply #109 on: January 22, 2007, 08:14:53 AM »
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Yeh I got the Haiku stuff. I love then. How do you get them to randomly generate? Its so cool
I use a site that lets you upload pics and it rotates them for you. Here's the URL of the one I'm using with the haiku sigs.  http://addf.net/rs/index.php

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Yeh I also saw the dialouge and the picture but...What show is this?!
It's Kamen Rider Kabuto. :) It's a Japanese Tokusatsu show. We have a thread discussing Toku shows in the DOMO, if you're curious. :D

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« Reply #110 on: January 24, 2007, 11:30:34 AM »
Funny stuff, but with a title like 69 I thought you were going to go in slightly different direction.                                                                                  On the fire side of things, I once set my cats face on fire.                                                          And on the subject of updates. Just do what you want. your the writer, do whats most comfortable.

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« Reply #111 on: January 26, 2007, 10:37:31 PM »
WOA! About 3 weeks away from the forum and many changes!
Mikan, Congrat's on the Fic of the month! You sure deserve it! ^_^
Loved the last one. It's Miki being evil and foolish in her perfect state!
As for the fic options, you should really do what it's better for you to heal sooner. We want our Mikan-sama in her perfect self as soon as possible!
Good luck! :panda_love:
I needed to put al least four letters... ¬¬'

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« Reply #112 on: February 09, 2007, 06:35:15 PM »
Title: Any other way
Pairing: Aya x Miki
Rating: PG
Note: Dont expect this to make sense. 1 - you'll see...2 - its 4am



Aya fiddled with the bike lock. If she couldnt get it open she wouldnt be able to reach the train station in time!!

Goddamn it! Why wont you open?!

Aya cursed and kicked the bike in anger. It seems these irritating inconviniences only happen when time is of dire importants.

Wait a minute Aya stopped her struggle to look thoughtful Maybe I've got the wrong key

She peered down at her hands to find them completely empty.

What? Oh great! Now I have to go get the spare set!

Abandoning her bike outside her Himeji Household, Aya ran back inside and up to her room. She began frantacly searching all her magazines for her spare key.

It must be glued to one of the pages

She cast aside book after book before stopping dead. In a room not to far away came a noise so quiet she wasnt quite sure she heard it. But it sounded again. Louder. A disorted mechanical buzz. It rang again. Closer. Up the stairs and now outside her door. Aya dropped her magazine to hide under her futon. 'Scared shitless' being a drastic understatement at this time. She knew what lurked outside that door.

And with one ear damagingly loud buzz the twirling blades of a rusty chainsaw bust through the door, completely oblitorating the offending wood before it.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Aya jumped up with a start, the cold sweat sticking her fringe to her forehead. The buzz of the nightmare chainsaw still audiable, she quickly looked down at her girlfriend in all her wetfaced glory snoring away contently.  "You...." She trailed off sounding harsh but her face showing nothing but affection.

Miki kickstarted and expelled more salavia onto the once clean pillows before drifting back into a deeper sleep. Still unaware of the racket she has been making. Aya wiped the odd smelling trail from her friends mouth away with her sleeve, leaving a kiss in its place, and snuggling close.

I couldnt love you any other way


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I'll fix it up later.

*muffles screams by biting shoulder* Ahhhhhh, the swelling just makes it worse. Why did they call you the moment I felt like I had to write?!

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« Reply #113 on: February 10, 2007, 06:37:33 AM »
:lol: :heart: :lol: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... :heart: :lol: :heart:

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« Reply #114 on: February 10, 2007, 03:58:31 PM »
the image of a chainsaw-snoring Miki makes me love her even more

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« Reply #115 on: February 10, 2007, 05:04:55 PM »
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:ONtantrum:  <- Does anyone else think of Yaguchi when they see this?


I actually think of either Mari or Kei from the Morning Musume no Hyokorri Hyoutanjima episode of Utaban ^^ WAO! *rolls on floor*
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« Reply #116 on: February 11, 2007, 01:54:02 AM »
Kyoooooot. :heart:

That was a pretty good laugh!

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« Reply #117 on: February 11, 2007, 06:12:08 AM »
Gomen ne Mikan...:cry:

Lol! I love the thought though of a small, gorgeous, firey little Miki snoring like a chainsaw...something so comforting about how "real" you protray her XD And side bar...damn you for making me like Aya so much...wiping Miki's spit..damn you!
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« Reply #118 on: February 11, 2007, 08:12:31 PM »
This seems to fit her exactely! ^_^
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