JPHiP Forum

The AKBar48 => The AKBar48 => Topic started by: SomethingWild on January 18, 2010, 02:30:35 PM

Title: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: SomethingWild on January 18, 2010, 02:30:35 PM
"I shall give you my laws, and you shall take them unto the people."


The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls

1. Acchan always wins.

No matter what the situation is; Acchan will win. Even if she loses by traditional definitions, she will benefit and come out in front!

Some proof:
(http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/t/jphip05384.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/jphip05384.jpg) and (http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/jphip01168.gif)


2. Oshima Yuko is awesome.

From making weird faces to snuggling Haruna; everything about Yuko is awesome. Ergo; Oshima Yuko defines awesome.


The Laws of AKB48: Book #2 The Fans

1. Always fap before buying.

If you still want the item afterwards, then it is truly worth getting.


---------

Feel free to come up with some more AKB48 laws!  XD
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: maliciel on January 18, 2010, 04:41:31 PM
Takamina can never go through anything without crying at least once. True story.
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: xyish on January 18, 2010, 06:16:26 PM
Meetan touches all. TruStory™

Sasshii: She does wota gay. (http://dubai.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1263779473/171)
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: Masa on January 18, 2010, 06:29:00 PM
The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls

3. Acchan always gets the most screentime

Acchan would get more screentime than the other girls even if she wasn't present :P

Quote from: BarrieV on January 18, 2010, 02:30:35 PM
1. Acchan always wins.
(http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/jphip05916.jpg)

Quote from: BarrieV on January 18, 2010, 02:30:35 PM
1. Always fap before buying.
Especially if you're planning to buy a PB. If you still feel like ordering the PB after :fap then it's truly worth getting :yep:
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: maliciel on January 18, 2010, 06:38:49 PM
Unless of course, you want to get something that hasn't been scanned yet.. :cry:
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: Masa on January 18, 2010, 06:46:14 PM
Quote from: maliciel on January 18, 2010, 06:38:49 PM
Unless of course, you want to get something that hasn't been scanned yet.. :cry:
I guess you haven't heard of magazine preview pix :P
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: richardthebrave on January 19, 2010, 10:10:13 AM
Quote from: BarrieV on January 18, 2010, 02:30:35 PM
The Laws of AKB48: Book #2 The Fans

1. Always fap before buying.

If you still want the item afterwards, then it is truly worth getting.




The Laws of AKB48: Book #2 The Fans

2. Always fap AFTER buying.


There has to be some purpose for bending to a wallet rape, right?  :grin:
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: maliciel on January 19, 2010, 01:50:41 PM
Well I don't know.

One rule we always abide by is 'Book is for support, Scans are for fapping'. Or maybe it's just me :lol:
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: jafeijai on January 19, 2010, 08:18:33 PM
The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls
4. Glasses + any of the girls = win.

See AKBijyo Megane thread (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=23538.0) for some examples.
(http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/t/jphip02142.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/jphip02142.jpg)

4a. Sunglasses are also included.
(http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/t/jphip02008.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/jphip02008.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/t/jphip07426.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/jphip07426.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/t/jphip06353.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/jphip06353.jpg)
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: Datalanche on January 19, 2010, 09:00:13 PM
This is a must-have for the girls book IMO.

5. Being a good singer in this music group does not guarantee the deserved spotlight and popularity.

Case in point: Katayama Haruka and Masuda Yuka.
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: Blu-Cherri on January 20, 2010, 02:22:26 AM
6. Sasshi does wota gay! :D
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: maliciel on January 20, 2010, 03:04:29 AM
Quote from: Datalanche on January 19, 2010, 09:00:13 PM
5. Being a good singer in this music group does not guarantee the deserved spotlight and popularity.

;_;
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: xyish on January 20, 2010, 04:25:36 AM
Quote from: maliciel on January 20, 2010, 03:04:29 AM
Quote from: Datalanche on January 19, 2010, 09:00:13 PM
5. Being a good singer in this music group does not guarantee the deserved spotlight and popularity.

;_;
:gyaaah:
..group hug!
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: Datalanche on January 20, 2010, 04:55:21 AM
I didn't say it was a good rule. :nervous
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: BonKaca on January 20, 2010, 08:35:06 AM
The Laws of AKB48: Book #2 The Fans

3. infinity monetary


is needed
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: hibachifinal on July 19, 2010, 11:54:03 PM
The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls

7. The Watanabe Mayu Rule
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1042/mayuylol.jpg)
Mayuyu is secretly everyone's true oshimen. No contest.
You just don't know it yet.
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: SomethingWild on October 19, 2010, 12:48:49 PM
^lmao, I was just about to add that exact same thing. Funny how things hardly changed at all in three months  :lol:
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: SomethingWild on May 02, 2011, 04:00:34 PM
Quote from: BarrieV on January 18, 2010, 02:30:35 PM

The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls

1. Acchan always wins.

No matter what the situation is; Acchan will win.

One year and 4 months later Acchan is still #Winning

(http://picroda.jphip.com/akb48/jphip66047.jpg)
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: clockface on May 03, 2011, 01:14:03 PM
Submitting a law for peer review;

The center for AKB singles must always be shorter than Acchan.

Supporting Argument;
Jurina = 160cm / Acchan = 161cm
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: SomethingWild on August 24, 2013, 11:05:13 PM
Scandals will benefit your career... IF you are popular enough.  :lol:

Examples:
- Hirajima Natsumi: gained enough support to rank in the election and re-claim a spot on stage during the dome tour
- Oba Mina: became Team Captain again and got a transfer position and entered SKE48 senbatsu
- Minegishi Minami: also became Team Captain
- Sashihara Rino: became Theater Manager and won the election

and also the other side of the medal featuring girls like Yonezawa Rumi who weren't popular and had to go.  :nervous
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: Datalanche on August 25, 2013, 07:14:59 AM
Nothing is sacred.

I'm always a little surprised that in 2013 I still see people say stuff like "How dare they make a new Team 4 when they threw away the old one?!" or "How dare that new team do that old team's song/stage/trademark?!" AKB48 is all about shelling out the popular goods. Whether or not it "belongs" to anyone is pretty irrelevant. :lol:
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: AshuraX on September 06, 2013, 05:07:28 PM
Quote from: clockface on May 03, 2011, 01:14:03 PM
Submitting a law for peer review;

The center for AKB singles must always be shorter than Acchan.

Supporting Argument;
Jurina = 160cm / Acchan = 161cm

I object! At least lemme add another thing.
The center for AKB singles must always be shorter than Acchan.
This rule will not take effect once the most popular member graduates.
Supporting argument:
UZA = Jurina who got taller became one of it's WCenter.

Oh, another thing.
Rule for it's members.
EVERY member MUST fall for Miyazawa Sae's swag. No exceptions.
Title: Re: The Laws of AKB48
Post by: MaYukiIsLife on September 01, 2014, 12:10:22 PM
Quote from: clockface on May 03, 2011, 01:14:03 PM
Submitting a law for peer review;

The center for AKB singles must always be shorter than Acchan.

Supporting Argument;
Jurina = 160cm / Acchan = 161cm

There's Mayu now too~

Mayu= 154cm < Acchan= 161cm

Yuko = 152 (2cm shorter than Mayu XD) < Acchan = 161cm

Another rule for members~

Unless you're Watanabe Mayu or anyone close to Kashiwagi Yuki, you must not fall for winks and charm~