[Discuss] The Misheard AKB48 Lyrics Thread

[SomethingWild]

Another excellent thread idea stolen from Shirenu 

List the song title, original lyrics and what you misheard!

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In Team B's Minasan mo go issho ni there's the line "AKB de SUTORESU kaishou!" I always heard the last part as "Starlight geisha" 

[Melchizadek]

The first few times I listened to Namida Surprise, I misheard all the "omedetou"s as "open the door". 

I knew a lot less Japanese back then.

[hibachifinal]

In B5's Candy you can seemingly hear.. Everybody Get, Everybody Suck!



oh wait.

[Naomi]

For some reason, I thought they were saying "sunshine" instead of "suck".

[Crazy shizz]

Kisu No Ryuusei
when they said kiseki, i misheard it as geseki (which is son of a bitch in korean lolol)

[SomethingWild]

In 'Korogaru Ishi ni Nare' there is the 'we are team K' part... but they pronounce it as 'we aru chimu kay.' I always thought they sang "we are a team again."

[jafeijai]

At the beginning of RIVER, my brother (who knows nothing about AKB other than the songs I play on my computer) thought he heard 'LASER BE~AM!' instead of 'AKB~!'

[xyish]

In B5's Candy you can seemingly hear.. Everybody Gay, Everybody Suck!

tharifixedit.

[SomethingWild]

In Namida Surprise there is a fast paced "oboeteta no sa" which I always here it as "Ono Erena" 

[Wolfic]

I will admit that I have, on more than one occasion, misheard a line in "Kareha no Station."

In the line, "TORANKU no naka tsumekomunda" I misheard the "trunk" part as "drunk."

And somehow it made sense to me (Rena is all alone at a train station. Don't empty train stations have drunks or homeless people there sometimes?)

[SukiPanda]

Iiwake Maybe. I swear when I first heard the "Maybe! Maybe!" I thought they were saying "Raping! Raping! and I was all  lolwut

[Akeda]

I always thought in Te wo tsunaginagara they were saying 'S-K-Aaaa .. S-K-Aaa' but then I found out it was actually 'Hey, Hey, Hey Hey' and in Glory Days I thought they were using Engrish and saying 'G-A-O-R-Y-A' instead of 'G-L-O-R-Y Days'

[SomethingWild]

In SKE's 'Wimbledon' I always thought the 'fure fure fure' part was 'break break break!' ...like her first love was driving recklessly or something.

[ginchan]

in Ningyou to bakansu, at the end of the reff, i thought Chiyuu ( and the other member ) said 'Goodtime'
then,when i was search the Ningyou to bakansu lyrics,the correct word was 'Goodbye'
how fool of me 

[Scatterbrain]

Kimishika - No Sleeves

"Komorebi no oopun kafe" --> "como me vino, me tomo un café" (My period came so I drink a cup of coffee)

A real disaster! xD

[SomethingWild]

Whenever I hear Beginner's "we can be reborn all the time" I somehow change it to "we can re-watch porn all the time" 

[WindCaliber]

Majisuka Rock 'n Roll
1:41 " sara ni tsuyo e yatsu ga iru"

I always hear "salami" 

[Crests]

This may have been said but I always hear "white power" in Hizukehenkousen (I don't know if  I spelled that right) and "go west side!" in Hana to Chire! (I don't know what it actually says though)

[SomethingWild]

I'm surprised nobody mentioned this, but the "Pressure" in Eien Pressure sounds so much like "Pleasure." 

Forever Pleasure + Paruru/Yui center = insert obvious jokes 

[winner]

Nogizaka46 - Hashire! Bicycle

"okurou ka?" for me always turns to "open-door car"