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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 04:55:54 AM »
haha, Koharu's bold, calling all of her senpai by their nicknames.  Koharu was very in character, I could image her doing those things right away.  What's up with our leader? So negative. :D

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 06:10:05 AM »
hmmmm .....why she look at her bellybutton, at least I won't look at her bellybutton first XD .........

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 09:18:48 AM »
:)) amazingly hillarious :))

"BELLYBUTTON"... Why in the hell did she notice Yossie's bellybutton??? I could never guess ??? May be because Yossie was naked that time  :twisted:
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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 09:27:01 AM »
LOL, Leader in a bad mood?
Of course the bellybutton gets noticed first, it's KOHARU we're talking about XD

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 08:35:33 AM »
ESP? ;o

Lol. For a moment there I thought Yossie was gonna pull a Men In Black on Koharu with the 'Flashy Thingie'. You know.. those brain-washing pens  :lol:

I'd like to see Sayu drunk XD
Heh, leader's pissed.. it's like she'll hit koharu over the head with something hard anytime if she keeps talking.

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 04:19:13 AM »
Yossi really should have just flashie-thingied Koharu and saved herself the grief. :lol:

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2007, 11:14:12 PM »
L
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Have I seriously been missing the awesomeness that is THIS?
...You never told me about this story. T___T
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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 04:46:47 PM »
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I didn't sleep naked (on fear that Fujimoto would do bad things to me in my sleep), but it was pretty damn close to being so (because Hawaii wasn't frigid happy polar bear land), and I wasn't one to cover up with the covers either (Again with the Hawaii and the not happy polar bear land).

Yochan should have just let Miki molested her in her sleep. Blame it on Hawaii. Whatever happen in Hawaii stays in Hawaii.  :lol:

She should have done MIB flash light thingie on Koha and Mitsui. I think Yossie is rather high tension now that 2 persons know about her no-belly-buttoness, and one possible molester to find out too.  :hiakhiakhiak:
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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 06:15:42 PM »
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Late at night. Takahashi's snoring could be heard from three rooms down. Fujimoto's snoring could be heard from the bed next to me.
I'm having a great time picturing them snoring! :on lol:



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"Mitsui..." I mumbled angrily, "What time is it?"

"... I don't know... I thought you knew that..."

Like the leader has a clock in her head or something. It felt like 2 AM. I stared over at the red numbers on the clock.

2 AM. Exactly.
Damn, that's uncanny.



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"Koharu-chan says you have a space ship."

"Yes, I have a space ship..."

Aika's eyes got wide at the seriousness of my voice.

"Really?"

"Yeah. I abduct the Hello! Project members who don't let me sleep. Go ask Sugaya. She knows what I mean."
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"Yocchan... you don't have a bellybutton..."

...

Crap.

"Mitsui... it's there, you just can't see it..."
Uh-oh. :O



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Now what do you wanna talk about?"

"... The fact that you're hiding something from me."

She was too much like Ishikawa. I didn't like that. I fell for Ishikawa way too easily.

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes. You are."

"No."

"Yes."

"Nuh uh."

"Yes huh..."

"Fine, yes."

"N-... Yocchan, you're not Bugs Bunny."
It's like watching a tennis match.  :lol:



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And she turned on the cute eyes.

"No."

".... Yocchan..."

Dismay.

"Mitsui..." I warned. She pouted and gave me the biggest lot of puppy dog eyes she could muster.

"Hitomi-chan..."

"Oi! Where'd you learn that from!?"

"....... Sayumi-chan..."

No wonder she acted like Ishikawa so damn much. She learned it from Ishikawa's hopping devil spawn.
Damn...Aika's goooooooooooooood.  :shocked:



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The girl smiled, hugged me, and kept there for a moment.

"Now go to bed."

"...... Can't I sleep with you tonight?"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... :wub:



Hopefully Yossi's flashie-memory thing is fully charged. :P

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2007, 05:22:01 AM »
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"Yocchan."

She had become twice as nice as she usually did, which was normal, considering she usually wanted something out of me when she was like this.

"Mitsui..."

"Yocchan, I got you your bagel again... and they had tomatoes this time too."
Looks like Aika's fishing for more answers.



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"I wanna know about your secret... Koharu-chan says you're a manga hero, but I wanna hear the truth from you. Koharu-chan's a little... uhm... fantastical."
That's putting it mildly.  :roll:



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"But what if I promised to help?"

...

"If you're a manga hero... or... or like a villain, I could help you, right?"

"If I was a villain, I'd be the nasty sort that likes beaming up little girls and taking them away to a far of planet..."
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...Aika just wants an excuse to be able to keep hanging out with Yossi. :wriggly:



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"Mitsui... there is something you have to know. I'm not the only one that really doesn't belong..."
Oooooooooooooooooooooo...does that mean there's another alien amongst them? :o



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"Yocchan," Mitsui egged on, "What do you mean?"

Innocence. It was the only thing really saving this one from any sort of destiny she might have had. If I kept her in the dark, she wouldn't have to worry about what she might or might not have to do.

But if I didn't tell her, then I'd be in big doo doo with my other higher ups.

If I did, Tsunku would have my head.

Lose if I do, lose if I don't.
Hmmmm...almost seems like Yossi wants to tell Aika, but she's not sure if she's ready or not.  So...Tsunku knows about Yossi? Who are these "higher ups" that she refers to?



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"Well, we've got a whole day ahead of us! You're with Risa-chan and I'm with Ai-chan! We can talk later! And I'll do better, I promise!"

She bounced off, after her slightly oblivious fifth generation senpai. I stared after her.

"You keep thinkin' that Mitsui," I muttered, "You just keep thinkin' that."
That almost sounds like a test/challenge.

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2007, 04:07:54 AM »
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Usually I don't mind it when someone's in there with the whole 'salon' ensemble cart thing, but today was different.

Today she came equipped with alcohol.
Uh oh.



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I should have seen it after I was given my third shot of whatever the hell that was, just as I was barely starting to feel it.
Yeah, drinking something that you can't identify? Not a good idea...especially when you're still within the work day.



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I rounded the corner in my new curls, my 'wonderful' outfit (I hate my legs why do they insist on giving me such a small pants line?), and my good ol' scowl
Ummm...she gets the shorts lately because everyone else thinks her legs are hawt. :drool:



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she appeared out of nowhere.

She did that a lot lately.

"I'm sorry! I'm in your way, I'm looking for Yocchan!" she said happily, and walked past. She paused for a moment, and stared back at me.

"....... Yocchan!?"

I nodded, raising my brow at her.
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"Yocchan, what happened to your hair?!" the small girl exclaimed, horrified, "Who's idea was this!? I'll threaten them within an inch of their life with a fish and they'll never do it again!"

Chuckling, I shook my head.

"Nah, it's fine."
A FISH! :lol:



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But you looked like you were about to go kill someone..."

...

"Ah huh.... can I watch?"

"Sure... I don't see why not..."

I shrugged, and proceeded down to the stage area. Aika followed.
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Rika stopped her rambling, and stared over.

"YOU GOT MY HAIR!" she yelled angrily, "Who was in charge of these costumes!? I want to know! They gave Hitomi-chan my hair!
Might have been a screwup, but if it gets Yossi in hotpants, it can't be all bad. :D



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AND MY CLOTHING!... wait, no... just my pants... you can keep that 'no showy bellybutton' thingie."
Hell yeah...bellybutton thingie FTW! :)



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"Ishikawa, there's no way in hell I wanted this," I replied simply. She nodded.

"Damn straight you don't.... how'd they get you to agree to that anyways?"

"They didn't. I was drunk."

"....... How'd they get you drunk without being suspicious?"

"............ Shut up."
Busted. :on lol:



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"That's okay, you look absolutely adorable in it! Hitomi-chan, this'll be an awesome PV!"

"ONLY IF I CAN SEE HALF THE SET!" I finally burst angrily, "Look at that! GREENSCREEN! WHO THE HELL USES GREENSCREEN ANYMORE!?"

".... Morning Musume..."
Yeppers. 

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2007, 05:17:14 AM »
Yossy got duped bad..... :mon unsure:

I personally don't like her curly hair but it does really stand out in the PV.  Rika doesn't have to worry, she looks good all the time. ;)  The Eggs had better hide, showing such disrespect for their senpai. Even if dad doesn't do something, mom might, so you Eggs better watch out. :D  lol @ the green screen jab. It was quite horrid but you just can't help watching it again and again.

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2007, 12:13:10 AM »
WHOLLY CRAP! how did i miss out on this story! this is ZOMG funnY XD I couldn't stop laughing. AWESOME JOB keeping us laughing PLEASE!
That ishiyoshi "You took my hair" was so funny!
Aika is super cute in this story.

McD's says "I'm lovin' it"


P.S. I liked the curls :(
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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2007, 12:06:03 PM »
JFC ^^ Yay! Glad ya didn't lose faith in me after this really REALLY long month *eyes her unfinished Nano*

shindou *glares at the greenscreen* It was cool in the ninties Japan. It's not cool now. And yeah, the Eggs better watch it, or they might get it next time I get to writin' a chapter ^^;; (And I even have the PV bookmarked from DohhhUp! so I totally agree)

poest The hair was cute. Not on Yossie (I refuse to call her Yossy. I'm one of those diehards who're gonna get bitchslapped for it later in life.). If you look closely enough, she has a sort of 'WTF I hate you all' look on her face... it's very subtle.

On a totally different note, Koharu has a cold sore in Mikan. Just thought you'd all like to know.

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2007, 12:06:27 AM »
eh? Mystery :O So now Yossy is moving into action for what she really has to do.  Right now I can't think of how this all can become clearer. Too many mysteries happening with fanfics these days. :lol:

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2007, 01:35:02 AM »
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I grunted as I stared down at my cellphone. It was going off for the fifth time in the past hour. I thought the first time was just an alarm, but then it went off again...

And again...

And again...

Swiping it off of the nightstand, I glared at the screen.

Two missed calls, three unopened messages. All from...

Takahashi.
Oh don't tell me she's late for something.  :P



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"Good Morning Aries."

Her voice startled me out of my groggy daze, and I jumped back a moment, staring. She stared right back, her eyes calm(er than usual) and her hands rested on her lap.

She was sitting on my couch.

What gave her the right?!

"Aquarius!" I shouted angrily, shooting eye daggers in her direction
OSHIT! AICHAN'S AN ALIEN TOO??? :o




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"How many times have I told you NOT to intrude into my home? You never know who's going to be in here!"

"... Like Ishikawa?"

I paused.
Uh-oh.



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"How did you find out about that?"

"It's not like she's the most secretive ever. She's actually very easy to get things out of if she hasn't been told to keep something a secret in the first place. Like all those nights you've spent with her."
Eek.



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"Aquarius..."

"What? I haven't said anything to anyone else, don't worry Aries. Not even Pisces knows."

I let out a sigh. If Pisces found out, I'd be dead.
OMGASS THERE ARE MORE OF THEM??? :shocked:



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"You have to tell her soon."

I stared.

"Soon? How soon?"

"By the next full moo-"

"I swear to god, if you finish that sentence with a rhyme, I'll make sure Marippe makes the rest of your life a living hell..."
Aichan's telling Yossi she has to break up with Rika?

And MARI's one of them!!! :OMG:



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"... You know what I mean though. We don't have much time, and you're the one she's closest too."

This was true. Not even Cancer was that close to Mitsui, and she was close to EVERYONE. Mitsui was just weird like that.
Oh, she's saying Yossi has to tell Aika (which makes sense she was all curious and stuff about Yossi's "oddities" earlier in the story). But jeez is there one alien for each sign of the zodiac? :O

Wait, Cancer is close to everyone?

...

Risa?



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"You don't want to lose her like you lost Libra."

"Stop putting words in my mouth!"

"Defensive today, aren't we?"
Yossi lost Libra?

...

Wait, who was Libra?



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"I'm not going to lose Mitsui, you understand me?!"

Aquarius grinned.

"I'd hope not. It's your life that's on the line Aries. This is your last chance... and Pisces isn't going to take no for an answer... from you, or her."
Wait a sec, this makes it sound like Yossi's supposed to be protecting Aika. Specifically it sort of sounds like she has to protect her from Pisces is. [bgcolor=#000000]My guess is Pisces is Miki.[/bgcolor]



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"I'll make sure Tsunku's aware of our plans... so he can adjust accordingly. Otherwise, the rest is up to you."
Okay, so is Tsunku an alien too, or is he just collaborating with them?



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She was gone.

Grunting once more, I went over and opened the door.

Mitsui smiled right back at me.

This was going to be a long day.
Aika = :hee:
Yossi =  :depressed:

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2007, 04:04:53 AM »
I liked the previous chapter with the green screen and hair xD

So Yossy's Aries... Could Libra be... Mako? could be Gocchin too o.o
I get the feeling that Cancer is Nakazawa >_>
Aquarius.. I dunno, is she in MoMusu?
Pisces= Miki o.o

Heh, I guessed using their birthdays.
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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2007, 04:10:14 AM »
JFC: No to the Risa, no to the Miki.

Deceit: In this order...

Maybe, no, you'll see, and no.

^^ Don't worry, I won't be as bad as I was last time. They'll all get revealed... in time!

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Re: My Leader is an Alien... I Think?
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2007, 04:18:35 AM »
Aaaww.. I suck at guessing. Funny if Aquarius turns out to be Junjun though :x

Anyway can't wait to see who's who ^___^ It starting to get interesting.

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