Wow surprise surprise a second update in the same year!
Akiba Kindergarten 171-180171) School Open House 1
Akiba kindergarten is welcoming the day of it's open house
AkiP: Teachers, today is a very important day!
Teachers: Oh!
AkiP: To show the parents how wonderful our school is and how the kids are to doing, an open house is crucial.
Teachers: Oh!
AKiP: I knew everyone is stress, but don't worry just act as you usually do, there definitely won't be any problems!
Jurina: Usually? (flashback)
Reina - Yuko, Haruna just decide which one of you will be the bride already!
Ami - Rino stop bullying Atsuko!
Oku - Bleak, everything is so bleak!
Ohori - Oh hohoho come on my little lambs~
(flashback ends)
Jurina: No matter what angle I look from it's very worrisome.
172) School Open House 2
East side of Akiba Kindergarten - a black Bentley slows down
West side of Akiba Kindergarten - a limo slows down
The owner of the black Bentley looks aggressive and is wearing a kimono while followed by a fierce group of about 10 people.
The owner of the limo looks on with sharp eyes and is wearing a fancy suit with an air of aristocracy followed by 10 bodyguards.
Owner of the Bentley: It's been a while Kashiwagi Masaki! You new money people's dead fish eyed look is as irritating as ever!
Owner of the limo: Same same Takajo Hideo! The faces of you yankees makes me want to puke!
(insert glaring scene of some sort) // what im lazy yo
Yuki&Aki: Papa~~ (Hugs)
Masaki&Hideo: =///0///= good girl~~~
In front of their daughters, no matter how strong the man they become soft
173) Open House 3
Daruma: Hey! Today is the open house, other than parents, outsiders can't come in!
Takajo's henchmen: Ha? Are you talking to me? If you know better get out of my way! I can't guarantee your life if you go against the Takajo family.
Kashiwagi's bodyguards: Please think about your position, it's not good to anger the Kashiwagi family.
Daruma: What? You wanna fight? Are you going to fight me or will I beat you all up
Crowd: Who do you think you are? A gold lion? Hahahah --
One minute later, bodies all over the place.
Sunglasses: This scene seems familiar... (adjusting glasses)
San: Ah... yeah... (smoking)
174) Open House 4
Yuko's Mom: Ah isn't it Mrs.Kojima~ Thank you for taking such good care of our Yuko~
Haruna's Mom: Ahh Mrs.Oshima you must be joking, our Haruna comes over to your house a lot too~
Yuko's Mom: Our Yuko really likes Haruna~
Haruna's Mom: The kid's relationship being so good is a wonderful thing~
Jurina(blacklines): ... Do you two parents really not think there isn't anything strange about your daughter's relationship?
175) Open House 5
Big Bro: Pleased to meet you, I'm Sae's oldest brother:
Reina: Same here.
Big Bro: Sae's second and third brother have to go to school, so I'll be assuming the responsibility as guardian for this open house.
Reina: It must have been troublesome for you to have to come (To self: This person is way too serious!)
Big Bro: We've always been teaching Sae about how to be a man, may I ask how Sae has been doing in kindergarten?
Fujie: Ah... (flashback)
Sae: Yukirin! I will definitely win your heart! I definitely won't bring shame to the Miyazawa family name!
(flashback ends)
Fujie: ... ah yes... definitely very manly...
176) Open House 6
Oku: Mrs. Kasai, before class starts I want to talk about your daughter Tomomi's problem.
Tomomi's mom: Ah... go ahead sensei.
Oku: Maybe I'm stepping over bounds, but I think if we don't fix Tomomi's catch phrase problem it might affect her future interactions with other people.
Tomomi's mom (turns around): Tomomi! chiyuu??
Tomomi (explaining): Chiyuu~~ chiyuu! chiyuuu!! Chiyuu chiyuu~
Tomomi's mom: Sensei, I don't think there's anything wrong with Tomomi's speech.
Oku: The culprit was you!
177) Open house 7
A class in session
Ami: No-Now sensei will tell the class a story (nervous)
Parents: Why is the teacher's voice so quiet, how can the kids hear... (discussing)
Ami (to self): No... so scary...
Atsuko: Rino, let's go help Sensei....
Sasshi: Okay I'll take care of it!
(Sasshi starts hugging Aika who sits in front of her)
Sasshi: Lovetan let's kiss~~
Ami (8 octaves higher): Rino let go of Aika!!!!
178) Open house 8
Ohori: Hello kids (pretending to be soft) Today is a special health lesson that the principle arranged specifically for the open house (trying her best to be soft)~ So I, Dr. Ohori Megumi will be teaching the class~ Will you welcome me?~
All the kids (scared to speak)
Parents chattering
Ohori (pissed): Kids listen up, health class is important~ If you don't like Dr. Ohori's class, then we will arrange a school wide health check next week~ (threatening tone)
Kids(frightened): Like like like!!! We love it!!!
179) Open house 9
Outside activity time
Jurina: Today Jurina sensei will be teaching everyone a new set of exercises, I'll demonstrate once~
Rena who snuck in: hehehe~ This open house is the best chance. Die! Jurina!
Jurina(shocked): Shoot, Rena-neechan snuck in with the parents. If I fight back my identity will be exposed! Damnit!
Rena: If I shoot darts nobody will know~ (shoots)
Jurina (still demonstrating): Danger! (reflexively dodges)
Rena: you can dodge once but can you dodge ten times? (continuously shoots)
Jurina (dodges frantically)
Parents: This sensei's moves are so weird (chattering) ... Is this really fine?... (chattering)
Jurina (furious): Matsui Rena don't let me see you!
180) Open house 10
Parent A: I didn't think that Oku Sensei would be so young, my naughty child must have troubled you!
Oku: No no (happy)
Parent B: Oku Sensei, your skin is so nice, someone like me who's given birth can't compare.
Oku: No no (happy)
Parent C: Oku Sensei this is my number, when my wife isn't home you can find me.
Oku: No no.... (blacklines)
Parent C: If it's troublesome to visit my house, we can go out.
Oku: ....
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well next up is continuation of the open house and eremyao, what a dead ship maybe i should skip it