Author Topic: YTTC ~For the love of crack * Readers and Writers Unite~ ~Ca-mel Le'maC Club~ (Read 61514 times)

kRisZ · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2009, 01:54:57 PM »

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Reina: *still hugging the stinky camel* Cousin!

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That must mean my name is Sir Issac Newton! *hops to her feet, holding the apple* I must perform more experiments!

Holy cow

Intruder: “Someone called for help?” A high pitched voice echoed in the area.

Eri watched in awe as the mysterious voice’s shadow emerged from nowhere, the shadow’s hair was swaying, dancing along with the summer’s gentle wind

When the owner of the shadow came closer, that’s when Eri realized she’s a girl clad in a pink dress.

Eri: “Yes, it’s me it’s me, please help me help me” she hysterically said

Intruder: “Remmnlax, breathemmm and whanmmt a banammmna?” she offered while she ate one piece in one go

Eri: *Stares wide eyed while unconsciously drooling*

Intruder: "Sorry, all I can offer is banana. I saw them on the road helpless, so I decided to pick them up"

Sayu: "I want one"

Intruder: "Here" She came closer to hand the banana over

Sayu: "Koha-pinku?!"

Intruder: *Thinks~ how did Sayu-pinku know it's me when my disguise clothes are on... must think* "Oh no, I'm Kira-pinku desu"

YTTC

Quote from: badsaints on December 23, 2009, 09:26:22 AM

OMG kRisZ I can't believe you actually went ahead with it Since I'm on crack right now, I'm jumping on the bandwagon too

For the love of crack and randomness

2nd EDIT
*Remembers something ~~~ Tickles badsaints down* What took you so long?

1st EDIT

2nd page GETZ

amEthystx · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:28:11 PM »

Intruder: *Thinks~ how did Sayu-pinku know it's me when my disguise clothes are on... must think* "Oh no, I'm Kira-pinku desu"

[Meanwhile....Eri tried to sneak off]

Sayu: Where do you think you going?

*Sayu drags Eri....*

Eri: Noooooooo!!! HELP~~ Please SOMEONE~!!

*Shadows jump out from the treetop and saved Eri*

4 shadows: COWABUNGA!!

YTTC!

Treykun · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:13:18 PM »

OMFG, I have been out of here just 13 hours and this has already two pages?!

Great!!

*Back at the TakaGakiJun location...*

Risa: Arrghh!!

*Jun turns around*

Jun: Oh shit...
Risa: You're so dead!!!!!
Ai: No!!! Gaki!!! Don't do it!!!
Risa: But, look at the plushie!!!!

*As they start to argue, Jun opens her own bag...*

Jun: YOU TWO, SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!
Risa & Ai: OMG!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*Risa comes back to her normal size and form...*

Ai: RISA!!! RUN!!!

*But it was to late... JunJun was already pointing at them with her bazooka...*

YTTC!!

kawaii beam · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2009, 04:41:38 PM »

My god this is hilarious XDDDD

Ai: RISA!!! RUN!!!

*But it was to late... JunJun was already pointing at them with her bazooka...*

*a short girl jumps on junjun's back*

short girl-NO JUNKO DONT SHOOT AI-NEE-SAN~! >.<

junjun-EH?! linlin get off!!

linlin-not until you put the bazooka down!

junjun-*sighs* fine!*puts it down* can you get off of me now??

linlin-nah..i feel comfy here X3

junjun-wait..where's aika???

linlin-*shrugs*

kRisZ

kRisZ · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2009, 05:47:32 PM »

Junjun: Aika waited for you outside that building! How come you didn’t know?

Meanwhile

The four shadows leaped and once again they’re back on the treetop tagging Eri along.

Eri: *Oh he’s wearing my color and he’s a turtle?*

Orange Bandanna User: *Shy*

Sayu: “Who’s that purple cape man on top of the camel up the hill?”

Orange Bandanna User: “That’s bogus dude, don’t listen to her”

Sayu: “He doesn't look cute at all, he's wearing a metal helmet?”

Orange Bandanna User: “Alright, alright that’s Shredder, such a bummer. Time to go”

The four headed to the camel up the hill but Sayu did hear Michelangelo’s last comment

Orange Bandanna User: “That’s one bodacious aho right there”

YTTC

Treykun · « **Reply #25 on:** December 23, 2009, 06:21:20 PM »

Jun: Aika waited for you outside that building! How come you didn’t know?
Lin: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

*Meanwhile...*

Aika: OMG, OMG, OMG... I don't where I am... I don't know where the others are...

*But suddenly she bumps into someone...*

Reina: Argh, WTF??
Aika: TANAKA-SAN!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reina: Who are you calling Tanaka-san?!
Aika: You...
Reina: I'm not Tanaka-san. I'm Sir Isaac Newton!
Aika: ...?! *What the hell is she saying?!*

*Suddenly Ai and Risa appear running...*

Ai & Risa: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ai: Risa!!!!! This place has got too much vegetation!!!! I can't see anything!!!! Cut something with that stupid chainsaw!!!!!

*Risa cuts a tree... And it falls right on Reina's head...*

Risa: OMG!!!! Isn't that Reina?!
Ai: Yes!! And you've hit her...
Risa: YES!!!! RUN!!!!
Ai & Risa: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*They disappear again*

Aika: Tanaka-san?! You ok?!
Reina: Yeah... What was I doing here...?

*Long pause...*

Reina: NOW I REMEMBER!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!!! Aika, follow me!!

YTTC...

amEthystx · « **Reply #26 on:** December 23, 2009, 06:50:37 PM »

LOL~ this is getting so out of hand, in a hilarious way! I will never ever see camel the same way i do again.... ~

[NIGHT Time have come!]

Aika: Reina..... Where are we??......It's so dark that i can't even see my hand....

Reina: Because they are in your mouth......

Anyway..what have you got in your bag?

Aika: OH~ Wait! *digging into bag* HAAAAA!!

I got a candle!!!!

*Aika lights it*

Reina: THAT'S a DYNAMITE!

*Reina took it from her hands and threw it far away*

*BOMB!*

Reina:

Aika:

Nakazawa:

WHO THE FU*K THREW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *echoing throughout the island*

Aika & Reina:

YTTC!

kawaii beam · « **Reply #27 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:31:55 PM »

XDDD now that u've brought yuko into the mix, this is gonna be hilarious XDDD

yuko-*storms around

*I SWEAR IF MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG FACE IS HARMED YOU WILL GET IT WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!! GET OFF OF MY SEXY ISLAND DAMN IT!!!!!

(lol hopefuly essy know's what i'm talking about

)

reina and aika-O.O

[meanwhile]

risa-mou..ai-chan what are we gonna do??

ai-*speaking in fukui accent

*i dont know risa!! we're in the middle of nowhere with a chainsaw,and i dont get why we're all fighting,and and...*keeps ranting

*

risa-

ai-I JUST WANNA GO HOME~!

lol

why am i making these so short^^;

kRisZ · « **Reply #28 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:05:13 PM »

After hearing the deafening Nakazawa

Reina: *Grabs Aika’s hand and runs like there’s no tomorrow*

10.1 meters ahead of them was Ai talking to the bored Risa. The latter stopped Ai from ranting and started to play with her

and then ran playfully, hand in hand

While 2.6 meters ahead of Ai and Risa was Sayumin giving a chase while holding a whip

and trying to swing it against the terrified but smiling Eri who’s 2.8 meters ahead of Sayumin

Reina: “Ha! And my targets are properly aligned”

Nakazawa: “And you are properly aligned as well”

Unluckily 7.7 meters behind was the raging Nakazawa gulping down the contents of what seemed to be an alcohol

YTTC

@ kawaii beam Believe me there’s no such word (short) in YTTC thread unless the post had a “.” on it only

amEthystx · « **Reply #29 on:** December 23, 2009, 09:16:23 PM »

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*Aika lights it*

Reina: THAT'S a DYNAMIC!

I have edited the Dynamic away!!!!! But it was a really funny error~ LOL~

Treykun · « **Reply #30 on:** December 23, 2009, 09:24:57 PM »

Nakazawa: "And you are properly aligned as well"

*But 8.9 metres behind of Nakazawa were the pandas... And Jun knew what were Nakazawa's intentions...*

Jun: NAKAZAWA!!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY REINA!!!!

Nakazawa: What...?
Jun: AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lin: JunJun!!!!! STOP!!!

*LinLin opens her bag looking for some kind of help to stop Jun, and she finds...*

YTTC

kawaii beam · « **Reply #31 on:** December 23, 2009, 10:18:53 PM »

XDDDD

*LinLin opens her bag looking for some kind of help to stop Jun, and she finds...*

linlin-EH?!

A BANANNA?!?!?!?!*takes it out and throws it at junjun

*Junjun catch~!!!!

junjun-*stops,cathces the banana and trys to peel it but it wont

*eh? why wont you peal banana?*pokes it

*

banana-SQUEEEEEK~

Junjun-EH~? it's a squeakie toy?????

yuko- :mon duh:you gotta be kidding me.... geez these people gave you pretty crappy items if you ask me...

lol this is highly enjoyable XDDD

pretend_2besome1 · « **Reply #32 on:** December 23, 2009, 10:37:29 PM »

Well, I'm here as a reader and just want to say this is FREAKING AWESOME!!
So much crack, I love it! (and can't get enough of it too

)
Thanks for the laugh guys!

And happy holidays to everyone!

kRisZ · « **Reply #33 on:** December 24, 2009, 02:48:43 AM »

5.7 meters behind of the pandas was the Girl in pink dress

Girl in pink dress: “Jun, catch this and don’t eat will you” *Throws the banana*

<-- just assume that's a banana flying

Jun: *Catches the banana and swirl in joy*

“Oh banana, I have missed you”

Girl in pink dress: ”I repeat, DO NOT EAT IT”

Jun: *Has gone to her own world, dances like a madcap

and begins to peel the love of her life – banana*

Girl in pink dress: *Runs past Lin*

Lin:

Girl in pink dress: *Catches up with Jun* “Didn’t I tell you not to eat it”

YTTC

pretend_2besome1

*performs a rite* Hummmmmmnn Hmmmmmmnn

you'll join in sooner Hummmmmmnn Hmmmmmmnn

EDIT

Lets do a recap

Awesome Writers
amEthystx, Treykun, badsaints, rndmnwierd, kawaii beam

Avid Readers
kRisZ

Awesome Commenting Audiences
pretend_2besome1

amEthystx · « **Reply #34 on:** December 24, 2009, 07:39:48 AM »

Girl in pink dress: *Catches up with Jun* “Didn’t I tell you not to eat it”

*Jun was eating the banana already and was half gone*

Jun: *muffled sound* Hmmm?

ARH! Yoshizawa-san!

Yossie: That banana is to scare Yuko away!!!

Nakazawa: You guys are sooooo dead

*Trying to press a controller on her hand*

Yossie: NOOOOOOOO......... That is a NUCLEAR DETONATOR!

EVERYONE ON ISLAND:

LOL~~~ Yossie is wearing pink dress~

Treykun · « **Reply #35 on:** December 24, 2009, 03:27:35 PM »

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LOL~~~ Yossie is wearing pink dress~

EVERYONE ON ISLAND:

*Suddenly another girl in a pink dress appears...*

Girl: CHARMY TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!

Everyone: Rika...?!
Rika: Nakazawa!!! Don't press the button!!! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!!!!
Nakazawa: Bah! I've lived too much...

*Nakazawa presses the button...*

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*... And nothing happens...*

Nakazawa: OH, F**K!! I forgot the batteries...

Everyone: ...

Yossie: Erm.. Well... LET'S KILL HER FIRST!!!!!

kRisZ · « **Reply #36 on:** December 24, 2009, 04:41:37 PM »

Yossie: Erm.. Well... LET'S KILL HER FIRST!!!!!

*everyone gathered together*

Nakazawa: “Bring it on”

Everyone: “We’re now coming”

Nakazawa: *Takes a back step* “I said bring it on”

Everyone: “We are really now coming”

Nakazawa: “Bring it… on..?

Another girl in pink appeared

Girl in pink 3: “Minna~~~ Helloooooo”

her squeak resonating in the whole island and the neighboring island and the next neighboring island distracting the attacking pack

Nakazawa:

Quote from: Treykun on December 24, 2009, 03:27:35 PM

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LOL~~~ Yossie is wearing pink dress~

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE. MAY ALL OF US BE HAPPY AND HAVE A BLAST~FUL HOLIDAYS

BE SAFE ALWAYS

Treykun · « **Reply #37 on:** December 25, 2009, 03:48:52 PM »

MERRY XMAS!!!!

Nakazawa:

Everyone: What are YOU doing here?!
Sayumi: She appeared earlier...
Eri: Yeah, she saved me from the evil Sayu...
Koharu: SHUT UP!!! That doesn't matter!!
Reina: But tell us what are you doing here!!!!
Koharu: Simple, I'm here to save Nakazawa-san!!!

*Everyone goes

...*

Everyone: Why?!?!?!?!
Koharu: BECAUSE IF YOU KILL HER THE EARTH WILL EXPLODE!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Nakazawa (who is running away...): WHAT??? REALLY???
Koharu: NOOOOO!!!! But at least I've distracted you enough to give her time to hide herself...

SEE YOU!!

*Koharu disappears...*

Yossie: Well, what now...?

YTTC

amEthystx · « **Reply #38 on:** December 25, 2009, 09:14:43 PM »

Yossie: Well, what now...?

*Reina takes another of Aika's candle and lights it*

Reina: Here. Take this.. for you to light your way

*Passes it to Yossie and ran off with Aika*

*Everyone looked at the "candle" and ran off as well*

Yossie: THANKS! hey........ why are they running?

MERRY Christmas!!

A little late though!

kRisZ · « **Reply #39 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:07:48 AM »

In a nebulous area, a scene took place. Ka-pow there ka-pow here and some bandanna wearer creatures with different colors appeared and sunk back at a random rate

Yossie: *Raises her candle to see more clearly.* "Oh, hey there Eri’s kind

hajimemashite"

The four creatures with one metal wearing creature stopped for a moment and bowed

And resumed to what they were doing

but in unison took a side look abruptly

and froze

and then took off

Yossie: “Why’s everyone running away?"

A carrot-chewing creature appeared from a ground hole after a second and said "What's up, Doc?"

YTTC