@CheesyBits: Sorry I'm late. I kinda forgot the whole MIMMS, y'see?
@fael_cool: OKIE DOKIE! 
[A/N: After my 3 month long Hiatus, AM BACK! KUCHI'S BACK! *singing Dream Girl by Shinee* And no one's waiting for MEH! 
Anyways, it's kinda boring so it's not that good. DON'T READ IF YOU HATE COMEDY IN SCRIPT. Btw, sorry if my English has gone bad. I've been studying Kansaiben TOO MUCH that my English literacy had ranked down again. 
Another thing... I have forgotten most of the facts in this fict so... しばらくお待って頂戴。
*Note: Kashiwagi Ayame is Hikawa Ayame. Graduated Member of NMB. She looks like a Fusion of Moeno and Yukirin.]
Black POV and Introduction......
[A/N: Please talk. It's your Introduction time. ( > _ >)]...
[A/N: ( *= _ =)mlm You don't wanna talk about yourself? Your family? What about your 4 year old-]*Black punches the Author*
Ok, I'm gonna talk. ( > . > )
Name's Black. Like my Younger twin sister, I'm 18-
[A/N: Use your EFFIN real name, MISTER. ( +> _ >)]*sigh* Kashiwagi Yukinojo. 18. Male. Married to Kashiwagi Moeno. Father of Kashiwagi Ayame*. Works as a Sales Clerk or those people on the Cash Register-
[A/N: CASH REGISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPA-]*Black punches Author again*
*clears throat* Ehem... I work as a Sales Clerk on a Not-so-popular Grocery Mart called KKS Supermarket. Which is owned by Suda Akari, a super approachable and kind person. But she keeps flirting with me that I feel creepy now. And I keep reminding her that I have a family to feed too. ( |l'- _ -)
So about Family... Yuki and I got separated when we were little. Why? Because Our family had this custom that when twins are born, if one of the twins are male, the Male will be thrown out of the family after his 4th birthday. Why again? It's because they believe that a Male in the twins will be a misfortune to the Family and that's why we got separated.
That's what they thought. After I was thrown out, I lived with dangerous people. I studied on a Yankee School with my friends from Rappappa. I also developed my running skills. And now, I can run faster than sound. ( - _ -)V
*looks at le Author* This enough? ( > _ >)
[A/N: *nods*]
Still Black's POV...Yuki: *lends her phone to Me* May I have your number? O w O
Me: *facepalm*
(Argh... You idiot! This is no time to ask my number! DX)Yuki: ( > . < ) Faster! Type your number!
Ren: *tries punching Black but Black dodges*
Me: *takes Yuki's phone then kicks Ren in the stomach* II KAGEN NI SHITE KUREE!!! >
Yuki: ( O o O )!!! W-wait, Doppelganger, why is he like that?!
Me: Now, you call me Doppelganger...? *facepalm* ( *= _ =)||
Ren: Y-you two... Know... Each other... *laughs maniacally*
Me: Haven't noticed yet, Ren? ( > _ >)
Ren: Don't tell me... ( > _ >) That...
Me: Yes... ( > _ >)
Ren: That you're... KASHIWAGI YUKI TOO!? D:
Me: *insert Maachun facepalm* Goodness... What the heck is wrong with your coconuts...? REN... CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M A FREAKING GUY!? *punches Ren in the stomach*
Ren: *coughs up blood* You've gone weak... Black...
Me: ( - _ -) Sigh... And I thought you've matured after our disbandment, Ren... *looks at Yuki* Yuki, run away now. I'll take care of him. ( - _ - ) *throws Yuki's phone to her*
Yuki: Q . Q B-but, what about-
Me: No buts! I'll be fine! Run away NOW! *hits a wall, leaving a mark* >
Yuki: H-hai! ( > < ) *runs away*
End of Black's POV...
Mean while in Osaka, Japan...*somebody knocks on the door*
Sai: ( O . O ) *looks at Milky* Warukii, open the door please? ( ^ _ ^ )a
Miyuki: Hai, Sai-kun! ( ^ _ ^ ) *opens the door*
Sai: ( O . o ) Yuizou! Why are you drunk!?
Yuizou: ( @ /// @ ) *drunk* N-nothing... *hiccup* Just got... *hiccup* Ugh... *faints*
Sai: ( O . O )!!! Ainyan, Airin, carry him to my room!
*Ainyan and Airin carried Yuizou to Sai's room*
Sai's Room...Ainyan: *manly voice* Ttaku... Why is Yuizou drunk now? ( = _ =*)
Sai: ( > . < ) Shh! If Nana finds out that you're a guy, what will you tell her!?
Outside the room...Nana: *hears a familiar manly voice inside the room* Hmm? ( O . O ) *opens the door*
Sai and Ainyan: ( O . O )!!!
Ainyan: *feminine voice* W-what's wrong, Nana? ( ^ _ ^')a
Nana: I think I heard somebody familiar here... ( - _ - ) W-well... I guess it's just me.
Ainyan: F-familiar voice? ( O . O )a Maybe it was just the TV. ( ^ _ ^') R-right, Sai? (< _ < )
Sai: ( > _ >) Y-yeah, Ainyan.
Nana: O...kay. ( ^ _ ^ )a *leaves*
Sai: Haa... ( - _ -') Safe... ( > _ > ) I told you to keep using that voice, right Akihiko?
Ainyan: ( = _ = ) Yeah, yeah...
Sai: *sigh* When will you stop pretending and tell her that you love her? ( > _ > )
Ainyan: When she turns 20. ( - _ - )
Sai: She IS 20. ( > _ > )
Ainyan: LALALA! I'm not hearing anything! *covers ears* >
Sai: By the way, why 20? ( O . O )
Ainyan: *inhales* *then sings Junjou U-19* Juukuu made! Junjou wo! Mamorasete kure!
Sai: *hits Ainyan* Baaaaaaka! ( > _ > ) Go back to work. They might grow suspicious about the two of us... *shivers* YUCK. I'm not into BOYS. DX
Ainyan: I-I wouldn't want to be linked to you in anyway too, Sai! YOU SUCK! EWW~! D:
-A moment of Silence-Sai and Ainyan: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ainyan: I'll go now, okay?
*leaves*
Sai: Ask Momoshir- I mean ask Momoka to bathe this guy here. ( ^ _ ^ )a
Yuki's Location: Kashiwagi Residence...Yuki: *pant* *pant* F-finally... I'm home. ( > . < ) I wonder if my Doppelganger is alright...
*receives text from Mayu*
_______________________
From: Mayuyu
Mommy! Go to the Hospital!
I need you! ( > < )
------------END---------------
_______________________W-what the!? I have to go there! ( > < ) *goes out then rides a Taxi*
Inside le Taxi...Driver (Secretly Mario in Disguise): Are, are, are! Miss! Are you someone from the Entertainment industry? ( O . O )
Yuki: Yes. ( ^ _ ^ )
Mario: Just as I thought!
People in my line can spot people like you easily! Just as expected, people like you are all so luxurious! >:3
*Mario kept talking to Yuki about Tsubuyaki Shiro and other stuff*
Yuki: Ano... ( ^ _ ^')a Could we just go straight to the Hospital? My friend needs me there, you see.
Mario: Ah, Gomen, Gomen. ( ^ w ^ )
-A Moment of Silence-Mario: By the way, who's the person that you'll visit in the hospital? ( O . O )
Yuki: ( ^ _ ^ )a Ano... It's my friend, Matsui Jun-kun.
Mario:
(J-jun!?) W-what happened to him? ( O . O )!!!
Yuki: He was punched by my Boy-... I mean friend. ( > _ < ) So please hurry now!
Mario: H-hai! ( > _ < ) *drives faster*
-Another Moment of Silence-Yuki: Uhm... Driver-san, why are you driving right now? ( O . O )
Mario: Eto... It's actually a long story... ( ^ _ ^ )a
(Haruna... Gomennasai... ( TT ^ TT) )Flash back...
A week ago...
Watanabe Airlines...
Inside an Airplane going outside Japan...Pilot: Please turn all electronic gadgets off. We are going to take off after a few minutes.
Haruna: Mario, turn off your iPhone! D:<
Mario: *listening to UZA* UZA~! UZA~! UZA~! Katte ni!
Stewardess: *pokes Mario* S-sir... ( - _ -')
Mario: f( O . o ) *removes left earphone* Hmm?
Stewardess: Please turn of all electronic gadgets. ( ^ _ ^ )
Mario: Haaaai! o( ^ w ^ )o
(Nah, just gonna ignore them.) *presses the button on the top of le iPhone*
Stewardess: Thank you, Sir. ( ^ _ ^ )a
Mario:
(Too easy to fool... Hahahaha! ) ( - w - )b
Haruna: *hits Mario* Turn it off, now. ( > _ > )
Mario: H-hai! ( > . < )
After a few minutes...Mario: I'm just gonna take a s**t, Haruna. o( `w' )o
Inside le toilet...Mario: *turns on his iPhone*
*returns to his chair*
Back to their seats...Haruna: Too fast. ( = _ = )
Mario: It was just a bluff. Hahaha~!
A few minutes after take off...Mario: o( `w' )o Ue kara Mario~! Sadistic na yatsume~! Nyahahahaha~!
Pilot: Attention all passengers please fasten your seatbelts. There will be a slight turbulence.
Mario: *fastens his seatbelt* Wahahaha~!
Haruna: Keep quiet, Mario. ( > _ > ) *hits Mario*
-After le turbulence-Mario: Woot! That was close. >:3
Pilot: All passengers, please turn all your electronic gadgets off.
Haruna: Did you turn your iPhone off? ( > _ > )
Mario: Y-yeah, Haruna! I turned it off! >:3
Haruna: Now who's the rascal who dares to keep his phone on inside the plane? ( > _ > )
Mario: Hahaha~! Not me. >:3
Meanwhile in Shinoda University...Kayo-sensei: ( = _ = ) Geez, Mario forgot about the Teacher's salary again. *texts Mario*
------------------------------
To: Mario
'Oi, Mario! Give us our
monthly paycheck!'
-------------END-------------
______________________*message sent*
Back to Le Airplane...Haruna: By the way, did you give them their paychecks, Mario? ( > _ > )
Mario: Y-yeah, Haruna!
Haruna: ( > _ > ) Oh yea-
*Mario's phone rings*
Mario: (Yabai! DX) (|l'- _ - ) *checks his phone* ( O . O )!!! Ara, Kayo-sensei da-
*Haruna hits Mario*
Haruna: D:< MARIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*plane crashes*
Stewardess: Passengers, please fasten your seatbelts and please follow our evacuation plans! ( > . < )
2 days later...Haruna: Repairs and Damage fee... 30,000,000,000 YEN!? DX
Mario: Gomennasai! m(_ _)m
Haruna: So how're you going to pay these? ( = _ =*)
Mario: d( - w - ) Gonna use my Parents'-
Haruna: *hits Mario* No, you're gonna pay it half. ( > _ > )
Mario: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? ( O o O'l|)!!!
Haruna: Find a job. ( > _ > )
Mario: YA DAA~! ( > . < )
Haruna: D:< *enraged* NOW!
Mario: H-hai! ( > . < )
End of Flashback...Yuki: ( ^ _ ^') W-wow... F-fifteen b-billion yen...? Q-quite big...
Mario: Y-yeah...
*looks outside the Taxi* Ara, we're in the Hospital now! ( ^ w ^ )
Yuki: T-thanks, Driver-san. ( ^ _ ^ ) *pays a 10,000 bill*
Mario: *finds 1,000 yen bills*
Yuki: Oh, no, no, no, Driver-san. Keep the change. So I can help you with the 15,000,000,000 thing. ( ^ _ ^)
Mario: ( TT ^ TT) T-thanks! *stops by the entrance*
*Yuki goes outside*
Mario: Miss, tell Matsui Jun not to forget attending the Seminar for the Scholars. ( ^ _ ^ )
Yuki: W-wait, you know Matsui-kun? ( O . O )!!!
Mario: I'm the Principal of his school. ( ^ w ^ )
Next day...
7:30 am...Kashiwagi Yuki Residence...Yuki: *wakes up* \( > A < )/ *remembers Black* Oh yeah! Gotta call my Doppelganger! ( O A O )!!! *calls Black*
Kashiwagi Yukinojo Residence...Moeno: Darling, somebody's calling you! ( - w - )
Black: Who the heck calls this early...? ( = _ = ) *answers phone*
Ayame: Mama, why is Daddy to snobbish in the morning? ( O w O )
Moeno: Aya-chan, he's not the morning type of person. ( ^ _ ^ ) *pats her head*
Black: ( = _ = ) Moshi moshi...
Yuki: Doppelganger-san! ( ^ w ^ ) Did you have a safe trip back home?
Black: ( O . O )!!! Y-yuki!
Moeno: ( > _ > ) Darling... Who the heck is Yuki?
Black: Yuki is my twin sister. See that girl who looks like me in that Commercial? ( - w - ) *sips coffee*
Moeno: Y-yukirin!? ( O o O )!!!
Black: Yeah. ( = _ = )
Ayame: Whether Asleep or Awake... Yukirin World! ( ^ w ^ ) Ayame loves Yukirin!
Black: ( ^ _ ^') Aww... My cute daughter...
Yuki: S-so, you're my twin brother? ( O w O )!!!
Black: I don't know. ( - w - ) Ask that old geezer of yours.
Yuki: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I don't know anymore! I'm going to work now! Talk to you later! Bye, Doppelganger-san! ( ^ _ ^ )
Black: ( = _ = ) I'm not your Doppelganger! DX
In the Handshake Event...Yuki: Please come again. ( ^ _ ^ )
*Another fan enters as the Fan leaves the booth*
Yuki: *sees Ren* R-ren!? ( O . O )!!!
Ren: Yuki-san, sorry about Yesterday... ( TT ^ TT )
Yuki: I-it's okay... ( ^ _ ^') S-so... Did you remember something about what happened yesterday?
Ren: N-no... I don't remember anything. ( > . < )
Yuki: A-ah... I see... ( ^ _ ^ ) *shakes hands with Ren* Please come again. ( ^ _ ^ )
Ren: H-hai! ( ^ _ ^ )
*next fan enters*
Yuki: Hi there! ( ^ _ ^ )
Fan: Yukirin-san, what will be your job after graduating as an idol? ( O . O )???
Yuki: Probably an actress? ( ^ _ ^ )a
Fan: What if your popularity goes down and you need a professional job? ( O . O )???
Yuki: About that... ( > _ < ) I think I'll be a... A... Aha! o( ^ _ ^ )o I'll be Chef!
Fan: Wow! ( ^ _ ^ ) I'll come to your restaurant someday! *shakes hand with Yukirin then leaves*
Yuki:
(Shimatta! I don't know how to cook! ( > _ < ) I know! I'm gonna study for college! ( ^ _ ^ ) ) I'll text Saito- W-wait... Why am I going to text him first!? Aaaaah! ( >///< )
Meanwhile in Shinoda University...Saito: *listens to Kayo-sensei* ( - _ - )
Kayo-sensei: Ara? Where's Haruka by the way, Miyazawa? ( O . O )
Saito: She has a handshake event right now. ( - _ - )
Kayo-sensei: Expected from an idol. ( = _ = ) She'll be a blockhead in no time in that job. What about Jun? ( O . O )???
Saito: He... ( > _ > )
Kayo-sensei: H-he what? ( > _ > )
Saito: He's in the Hospital right now. He's comatosed . Again. ( - _ - )
Kayo-sensei: C-coma?
I hope he wakes up soon.
Saito: Yeah... ( - _ - )
Meanwhile in Watanabe General Hospital...Mayu: J-jun... Please wake up... ( TT ^ TT )
Shinra: Mayu, he's in deep coma. Thanks to your friend who loves Honmayan. ( > _ > )
Mayu: I understand... *cheers up* I have to wait for him again, right? ( ^ _ ^ )
Shinra:
Y-yeah... B-by the way, you have work, right? ( ^ _ ^') G-go to work now, I'll contact you if something happens. ( ^ _ ^ )
Mayu: Thank you, Shinra-niichan. ( ^ _ ^ ) *leaves*
Shinra: Sigh... ( - _ - ) My goodness... How will I tell Mayu that Jun has less than 50% of a chance to wake up?
Meanwhile in the Handshake Event...Yuuko: Ara? Where's Yuizou? I thought he's supportive of his Paruru-chan? ( O w O )???
Paruru: *remembers the whole thing again then blushes* Y-yuuko-senpai... H-he will not come. He won't. ( > _ > )
Yuuko: I won~der why~? ( - w - )
Paruru: I just... Feel that he's not coming anymore...
*Yuizou arrives with someone*
Paruru: M-manager Yui...zou... ( O///O )!!!
Yuuko: UWAAAAAAAA! ( ^ o ^ )!!! Isn't this the garbage that I beat to trash years ago!?
Yuizou: Watch your mouth Yuuko, Ripopo- I mean Riho's my girlfriend. ( > _ > )
Yuuko: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? ( O o O )!!! AY CARAMBA! PUNYATERA!
Yuizou: Stop saying Moon languages, I can't understand. ( = _ = ) And Shimazaki-san, I'll send your schedule through PM later.
Paruru:
(*Yuizou's words keep running on her mind* shimazaki-san... Shimazaki-san... sHiMaZaKi-SaN? SHIMAZAKI-SAN!? DX) H-hai... ( > _ > )
Yuuko: ( O A O )!!! W-wait, wait, wait! STOP! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP! CHOTTO MATTE! TOMARE! PARA! ESPERA! TIGIL! SANDALI LANG! ATTENDEZ! Arrêter! W-what the heck!? W-wait! Did the two of you have a quarrel or something!? ( > . < )
Yuizou and Paruru: N-no, of course not. *avoid each other's eyes*
Yuuko: Goodness, giving up on Paruru already, Yuizou? That's not the Yuizou, I know! ( - w - ) When two persons love each other, they must go forward! ( - w - )clm
Yuizou: Yuuko, y'see, I'm Shimazaki-san's Manager. That's all. I have my private love life too. ( > _ > ) And besides, aren't you girls included on the Love Ban? ( = _ = ) Anyways, gotta go. I'll be dating Riho now. *leaves with Riho*
Riho: Good bye, Ooshima-san. Good bye, Shimazaki-san. ( - _ - ) *bows then leaves*
Yuuko: Paruru-chan, you look... Sad. Anything wrong? ( O . O )?
Paruru: N-no... ( > _ > ) I... I'm fine...
(Somehow it hurts... Why am I feeling like this...? It's like... My heart wants to stop beating now... W-why...!? ( TT ^ TT ) D-does this mean... I've been unconciously inlove with him...? W-wait!!! N-no! This can't be!) Ooshima-senpai... I... I need to go to the washroom... S-see you! *runs away* ( ; _ ; )
Yuuko: ( O . O ) Uwaa~! So this is called a Lover's quarrel, right Black? ( > _ > ) *looks at a tree behind her*
Black: *goes out of hiding* too good at detecting as always, Yuuko. ( - _ - )
Yuuko: Know what happened? ( O . O )
Black: ... ( > _ > )
(Goodness, I feel bad about what Yuizou's doing right now.)Yuuko: Black, looks like we got another visitor here. ( - w - )
Black: Who? ( - _ - )
Yuuko: Yuizou's half brother? ( > _ > ) *looks at a Sunflower stand from 100 meters away*
Sai: HIMAWARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! \( ^ o ^ )/ *whirls around with a Sunflower on his shoulder*
Miyuki: Sigh... Sai... ( - w - ) Stop that.
Sai: Himawari? ( O . o )
Milky: *gets Sunflower, breaks the stem into two, removes petals then throws it to trash*
Sai: HIMAWARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~~! ( TT ^ TT ) *senses Yuuko* ( O . O )!!! *looks at their direction* HI YUUUUUUUUUUUKO! HARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
Milky: Who's Harreh? ( = _ =')
Sai: Harry Styles. The ugly, curling pest in 1D. ( - w - )b
Milky: *hits Sai's stomach* ( > _ > ) He's handsome! STOP THAT!
Sai: *holds stomach* Kii... Kii... BLOOD LOSS... ( > _ < ) *collpases*
Nana: With you two around, we can easily do a manzai show here. ( = _ =') Right, Ainyan? ( > _ > )
Ainyan: Sigh... I know right? ( = _ = )
-End of Chapter-
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