BuraGeki no Ichinichi (Black & Gekikara Daily Life Season I & II: Complete)

[LeNosferatu]

Long time no updating! Still in the exams week T__T
Getting the idea inspired by Akiba Kindergarten. So you prolly see the resemblance of the structure ^^ but I'm writing the story of Black and Gekikara after they live together raising Black's child. For the Oh, Shit! yes i've updated some but not posting it yet lolz sorry    Sorry for my English and the storyline. If you want this to continue, please let me know. Comments and critics make me update faster 

BuraGeki no Ichinichi

Mad Baby

Gekikara   : *giggle* Blaaack! *giggle* Where are you? *giggle*
*no answers*
Baby      : HWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara   : Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Baby      : HWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Gekikara   : Me…*giggle*…mad…*giggle* *bite nails*
Baby      : *cries in gigahertz level*
Gekikara   : *giggle* U…ru…sai!!! *giggle*
Black      : *appear* Stop giggling. You scared him.

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Bloody Fists

Gekikara   : It’s no fun.
Black      : that’s why I told you to leave us alone
Gekikara   : but I want to help! *sparkling eyes*
Black      : you couldn’t even change his diapers…*rolling eyes*
Gekikara   : he kept crying when I was about to!
Black      : wash your hands before doing it *sigh*

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Lullaby

Gekikara   : Bad boy! Sleep now!
Baby      : *stare* *lips trembling* *watery eyes*
Gekikara   : Sleep…now… *stare back*
Baby      : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black      : *appear* You are hopeless *carry the child in the arms*

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Amaku”chi-chi” (chichi = father/dad in Japanese)

Gekikara   : What should I do?
Black      : Please being Amakuchi…
Gekikara   : I’ve graduated.
Black      : But we have a son now.
Gekikara   : That’s not ours.
Black      : Oh, so that’s it. Okay, don’t ever see me again. *leave*
Gekikara   : I’M KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! *hold Black’s legs*

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Underage

Amakuchi   : Black…I love you…*snuggle*
Black      : Hmm…
Amakuchi   : Black…*hug*
Black      : Hmm…
Amakuchi   : I want a kiss *shoving lips*
Black      : stop it!
Amakuchi   : Ehh?? Why?
Black      : The baby’s still awake.

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Solution

Amakuchi   : Why can’t we get separated room?
Black      : I can’t watch him easily.
Amakuchi   : I want you to watch only me.
Black      : *blush*
Amakuchi   : *grin* Let’s go to the living room *drag*

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Major Turn Off

Amakuchi   : *whispering*
Black      : *giggling*
Amakuchi   : *kissing*
Black      : Mmmh…eh, wait! *stop*
Amakuchi   : What’s wrong?
Black      : I think I heard he cry…
*silence for 5 seconds*
Amakuchi   : There’s…nothing *shrug*
Black      : Sorry, I guess it was just my imagination.
Amakuchi   : *grin* Let’s continue *kissing*
Black      : Mmmh…mmh…eh! *stop*
Amakuchi   : What is it? *sigh*
Black      : I’m afraid he needs to pee *leaving*
*few mins*
Black      : He’s sleeping *smiles* let’s continue.
Amakuchi   : You know what? I prefer watching him right now. *leave*

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Hopeless Parent

Amakuchi   : How about putting him in a daycare while you’re working?
Black      : My income won’t do.
Amakuchi   : I’m working too, remember? Don’t worry about that.
Black      : But still, such a waste of money.
Amakuchi   : Well, I’ll take care of him then *smiles*
Black      : Do you know the cheapest daycare around here?

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Doing It Right

Amakuchi   : I’ll pick him up later, right?
Black      : Yup, 5 PM. Don’t forget.
Amakuchi   : You can count on me!
Black      : Actually I’m a bit worried…

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Mistake

Black      : Tadaima!
Amakuchi   : Okaerinasai~~
Black      :  where’s the baby? *worry*
Amakuchi   : he’s sleeping. Look, there’s nothing to worry about right?
Black      : Thank you, I’ll check him *smiles* maybe I can really count on her…
Amakuchi   : He’s in the bedroom
*few mins*
Black      : *sigh* You picked up the wrong kid…

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Feeding

Amakuchi   : Say “Aaaah” *offering spoon*
Black      : Careful, it’s still hot.
Amakuchi   : I know. Come on, baby. Say “Aaaah”
Baby      : *stay still*
Amakuchi   : He doesn’t want to eat…
Black      : That doesn’t mean you can eat it, Geki (=_=’’)   

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Healthy Food

Amakuchi   : Eww, *stick out tongue* tastes like shit
Black      : Who says you should eat it?
Amakuchi   : He doesn’t like it anyway.
Black      : Soon. I’ll make him to.
Amakuchi   : Why?
Black      : Vegetables are good for baby.
Amakuchi   : No wonder it tastes like someone’s puke.

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should i continue? 
 

[msst28]

  :lol:pls continue.. Geki pls try hard to take care the baby

[xxx220]

Your Story are Funny ...

Heheh GEKI is Funniest

[Tejinashi]

OMG I was laughing like mad by just reading this, Black with her child and Geki is just too amusing, and to think I just feel emo a few hours ago... thanks you *bow + thumbs up*
So please continue *bow*

[Sieka]

I can die happily now. 
Hahahaha, so hilarious, Papa Geki is so clumsy, picking up the wrong child, also lol, Mama Black should be the husband instead of Geki. Maybe maybe? 

Hahaha, still I find it hilarious and cute. I think you should continue it. 

[ShibuyaDokiDoki]

LOLOL omg... Geki's fail parenting.

I love this LOLOL

Please continue!

[sakura_drop_]

SOOOOO KAWAIIIII! 

And funny! 

CONTINUE. 

[LeNosferatu]

@msst28 Lol she needs to be an Amakuchi for little longer...

@xxx220 Thank you ^^ someone pls teach Geki to be a good parent...

@Tejinashi wowow  felt emo? lol  happy to make you laugh! 

@Sieka no you CANT die not until you finish all those burageki fics lolol

@ShibuyaDokiDoki Thank you  haha Black really cant leave her child alone with Geki...

@sakura_drop_ Thank you!! I will ^^

Thanks for those positive comments and signals for me to continue :p here's the next drabbles...(i have to say thank you for TheCreepyOne)


Carbs and Sugar

Amakuchi   : *show* You want this? Want this? Open your mouth, Itadakimaaaasu~~
Baby      : *laughs*
Amakuchi   : Yaaay! You like it? Good boy *pet*
Black      : Gekiiiiii! I don’t want my boy getting a premature obese. 

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Child’s Future

Gekikara   : But chocolate contains vitamins!
Black      : I thought you never listened to the teacher back then.
Gekikara   : *giggle* for my graduation sake, I did.
Black      : I want him to like vegetables.
Gekikara   : why are you so eager? Let him be. *giggle*
Black      : I want him to be a strong yankee.
Gekikara   : I’m strong. And never eat vegetables. *proud*
Black      : I don’t want him to be like you (=__=)
Baby      : I don’t want to be a yankee, Mommies!

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What Dad Does

Black      : Gekiiii, please help me taking him for a walk!
Gekikara   : Do not want *sleepy*
Black      : And you called yourself a dad?
Gekikara   : I’d rather to be a mom.
Black      : Can you please breastfeed him?
Gekikara   : Come on kid! The weather outside is nice! *dragging the baby*

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What Dad Suffers

Black      : Gekiiii, please help me change the diapers!
Gekikara   : Do not want *yawn*
Black      : Sleep outside tonight *leave*
Gekikara   : Where’s the baby powder again?

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What Dad Wants

Black      : Gekiiii, please take him to the bath!
Gekikara   : I’d rather taking YOU to the bath (-3-)
Black      : What was that again? *cold glare*
Gekikara   : *dragging baby* let’s go get your rubber ducky!

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What Dad Gets

Black      : Gekiiii!
Gekikara   : WHAT IS IT NOW???
Black      : Thank you for helping me*kissing*
Gekikara   : I-I’m a good Dad *blush*

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Glaring Contest

Gekikara   : ._.
Baby      : o.o
Gekikara   : O___o
Baby      : O.O
Gekikara   : (O)___(O)
Baby      : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Black      : I have two children…

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Single Mom

Black      : Get your rubber ducky? Oh, he’s flying! Look….whooosh! *playing the rubber ducky*
Baby      : *laugh* *playing with rubber ducky*
Black      : You cute boy, let Mom wash your back. *smile* come on, turn around.
Baby      : *still playing and laughing*
Gekikara   : *slams the door open* WASH MY BACK TOO!!!! *jumps in the bathtub*
Baby      : *scared* HWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Black      : I surely have two children…

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Bubblebath Disaster

Baby      : *laugh* *playing bubbles*
Black      : *rubbing baby’s back*
Gekikara   : *watching* Sure it’s nice our whole family in a bathtub
Black      : Umm..Geki…
Gekikara   : *start rubbing Black’s back* But sometimes I want to be with you alone here…
Black      : Geki…
Gekikara   : *hugging Black from the back* And we could make a sister for him *giggle*
Black      : GEKIKARA!
Gekikara   : WHAT?? I know we’re not gonna do it in front of our son right now!
Black      : Get out quickly!
Gekikara   : YOU MAD???
Black      : No…he just peed in the bathtub…

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Thanks for reading! I'm waiting for your comments and critics 

[eSsIe21]

please continue this!!!!!!!!!!!!


this is so funny!!!!!!! BLACK really have two childrens!!

[sakura_drop_]

 

This is AMAZING!

UPDATE SOON!

[Sieka]

Hahaha, I'm still gonna continue my BlackGeki fics, even if I'm dead.

Back to the story, oh yes, being a father is suffering.Being a single mother to two children, one a baby and the other one childlike, is suffering. Hahahaha, I really like this, this is seriously hilarious and cute, its also warm and makes my heart fluffy.
 
Please update soon, yes, I'm begging you, and this is the first time I did this...

[yukofan]

DAISUKI!!!!  HONTOU NI DAISUKI!!!!!!

so funny but also cute at the same time..

continue~ 

[Chikane Himemiya]

plsssssssssss.
continue!!!!!!!!!!
really love black X gekikara!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RenaChii]

TOO FUNNY!!

[kahem]

Lol hahahah! Great!!! Funny!!! And peaceful!!! ^^

[SharkAttack]

LMAO This is too great! So hilarious, my sister stared at me weirdly like 'WTF are you laughing at?'

I hope you continue writing more of these! 

[Yon48]

woooow!
I liked it! 

[ShibuyaDokiDoki]

LOLOL OMG! Geki is getting better!

That poor child though...

Please continue~!

[LeNosferatu]

@eSsIe21 lol Gekikara is ungrowing!

@sakura_drop_ thank you ^^

@Sieka are you undead Sieka-san?  lols aaah dont be  i will update 

@yukofan  thank you!

@Chikane Himemiya i will ^^

@RenaChii lol at first i thought it was going to be cheesy 

@kahem thank you! 

@anzai48 whoaaa longest comment!  i dunno! its just happening to my crazy ideas i think lol. at first im afraid it will be cheesy and everyone wont like the jokes but at last...it turned the opposite and im glad....

ahh Oh, Shit! right...wanna update that but...leave that be cause it'll be a surprise...i guess?  its okay maybe i really can finish them in two days so... be patient  you wont hate me rite  lols

i have tons of virtual waffles! dont worry 

@SharkAttack thank you! i hope i still have the stock of crazy ideas loljk

@Yon48 thank you

@ShibuyaDokiDoki lol i hope she doesnt need to be an amakuchi anymore to be better papa ^^


Thanks for all comments guys! I need supports and ideas or critics to write these drabbles better!  Enjoy 



How to Deal With Your Wife

Black      : Now is your turn to carry him on the back.
Gekikara   : Ahh, what a pain…
Black      : You call yourself a good parent?
Gekikara   : You call yourself a good wife?
Black      : Alright, alright, you can do anything tonight *blush*
Gekikara   : *fired up* Where’s that boy again?

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Lost and Found

Black      : I can’t find the pacifier…*worry* *searching the whole house*
Baby      : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Black      : Wooshoo, wooshoo, wooshoo, good boy. Don’t cry…*stroking baby’s hair*
Baby      : HWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black      : This won’t do. Where’s that damn thing again? *frustrate*
Gekikara   : *appear* Hi. What’s wrong?
Black      : “Hi” MY ASS! WHAT’S WITH THAT PACIFIER IN YOUR MOUTH?

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Santa Claus

Gekikara   : Christmas is next week! What do you want? *smiles*
Black      : All I want for Christmas is you! *blush*
Gekikara   : It’s a song…I’m serious *grin*
Black      : No, I’m serious as well. I want you…and five things on that list *shove a paper* *leave*
Gekikara   : I don’t remember marrying Shibuya…seriously? Spray tan??Nail polish??

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Anonymous

*child’s 2nd birthday*
Black      : *carrying baby in the arms**smiling cheerfully*
Baby      : *laugh*
Gekikara   : *singing happy birthday**showing the small cake*
Black      : Happy birthday….to you!!! Yaay *playing with baby’s hand*
Gekikara   : *giggle* Happy 2nd birthday…*suddenly silent*
Black      : what’s wrong?
Gekikara   : we forgot giving him a name for two years…

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More Healthy Than Vegetables

Black      : *from the kitchen* Gekiiii, please help me feeding him. I’m busy making dinner.
Gekikara   : *watching TV* mmkay…*yawn*
*few mins*
Baby      : *laugh*
Gekikara   : it’s delicious right? You will be a strong yankee by eating this everyday! *giggle*
Black      : *appear* I don’t want my child to be like Daruma! (=A=)

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Forgotten

*after went shopping for daily supply*
Black      : Dozen of eggs…check. Canned soup…check. A sack of rice…check. *listing*
Gekikara   : You’re no fun! Where’s the cookies and snacks? (*3*)
Black      : If we want our kid eating healthy food, he should see the parents doing so!
Gekikara   : He won’t see us anyway…
Black      : Eh?
Gekikara   : You left him in the department store…

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Concern

Baby      : *playing with the balls*
Black      : *watching*he will be good at sports…*smile*
Baby      : *playing with the crayons*
Black      : *watching* he will be a good artist…*smile*
Baby      : *playing with Gekikara’s hair*
Black      : *watching* he will lose his sanity…*frown*

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Traumatic

Gekikara   : As a good parent, I will teach you some things! *giggle*
Baby      : *laugh*
Gekikara   : *giggle* Kore nande…? (what is this?)
Black      : *appear* Don’t you dare shoving that pencil to his nose!! (=A=)

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Nostalgic

Gekikara   : I’m just teaching him about school stuff!
Black      : I’m scared you know.
Gekikara   : He’s not Team Hormone *giggle*
Black      : *shiver* You don’t know how scary you were back then…

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How I Met Your Mother

Gekikara   : Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Black      : I’m not mad *back-facing*
Baby      : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara   : *facing the baby* Ne? You too? Okotteru? *giggle*
Baby      : HUAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Black      : I don’t remember why am I falling in love with this bizarre… *stares at Gekikara*

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Waiting for your comments/critics/corrections/ideas! ^^ thank you 

[sakura_drop_]

This is sooooooo fu**ing hilarious!! And at the same time it's just SOOOOO CUTE!

Update soon!