YTTC ~For the love of crack * Readers and Writers Unite~ ~Ca-mel Le'maC Club~

[rndmnwierd]

Mysterious Carrot Chewing Creature: What's up, Doc? Oh, you gonna finish that carrot? *points to the "candle"*

Yossui: Uh? *before she has time to say anything else, the creature grabs the "candle" and plunges back into it's hole* Hey, wait! I was using that!

*a loud BOOM! sounds and a portion of the ground raises suddenly. Smokes pours out of the creature's hole and all is silent inside*

Yossui: Well, I guess I finally got the wascally wabbit! *pulls on a large, ugly hat and snickers* Huhuhuhu!

[kRisZ]

Yossie: 



Meanwhile, on top of the hill where the camel resides

 
Risa: “OMG we did it, we escaped from that gloomy disaster”, Risa shouted, clasping her hands and leaping up and down in joy, the reaction queen way.

Ai could only smile from where she stood at and watched the pleasant view that took place before her. She admired the girl secretly and it grows and grows over the years they have been together. She may be brat but the said brat holds something that attracts her like a magnet and sucking her deeper and deeper with each passing day.

Ai was never quite sure later how it all happened, all she could remember was she jumped trying to save the falling Risa but she didn’t manage to turn up undamaged. She tripped over a tree root and when she caught Risa she twisted her body to take the fall and landed hard with Risa on top.

Risa collected herself after a few seconds from that dreadful event and got up. She kneeled down beside Ai who was now not moving.

Risa: “Ai..?”

No answer

Risa: “Ai, please wake up” she said while slightly nudging the unmoving Ai

Still no answer

Risa: “Ai please” she said while trying to hold her tears in

For the third time no answer was received. That’s when Risa moved closer and held Ai’s head and embraced it close to her heart

Risa: “Ai, please wake up, I promise I won’t be too hard on you. I promise, just please wake up now. I need you Ai more than you could imagine” she said while streaks of tears ran down her checks. “Please don’t leave me,” she whispered hopeless.

Ai was still motionless, that’s when Risa couldn’t take it anymore and she broke open her held fear

Risa: “Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!”

Ai: “RISA MY EARS!!! Can’t I have a few seconds rest, that fall was painful”




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[kawaii beam]

^
LOL XDDDDDDDDD

Ai: “RISA MY EARS!!! Can’t I have a few seconds rest, that fall was painful”

risa-

ai-*tilts her head*what's the matter with you? are you alright risa?

risa-you....

ai-me?

risa-you..you..SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH! :scolding:I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!!

ai-

risa-*keeps ranting about how ai scared her *

ai-i'm sorry risa.. :mon surr:i promise i wont do it again..


*then, a mysterious person appeaerd from the shadows~*

mysterious person-ah~ ai-chan you're so~ whipped~

i hope everyone had a good christmas^^

[pretend_2besome1]

@ kRisZ: I would like to join but I've got nothing in my brain but thanks anyway 

Awesome Writers

amEthystx, Treykun, badsaints, rndmnwierd, kawaii beam

Hey, you're one of them too 

Man, I love it when Nakazawa is in a fic. She makes it a lot more interesting.
And I forgot to say that using the smileys are superb idea!

TakaGaki moment 

Well, I hope other readers will start commenting as well coz this is too crackalicious to pass up
That and everyone had a wonderful christmas

[kRisZ]

^
Thank you for commenting    I hope to see you around often    And when you feel like adding a line or two, by all means 


I don’t own a decent fanfic of my own (well including this because this is a group effort) that’s why I’m on the Avid Reader Category, which by the way I’m so alone right now... *goes off to recruit someone*  *and wishes myself good luck* 

[badsaints]

LOL I missed a lot! The story is getting crackalicious by the moment

Risa: “Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!”
Ai: “RISA MY EARS!!! Can’t I have a few seconds rest, that fall was painful”

Teeheehee kRisZ, this is really funny


*then, a mysterious person appeared from the shadows~*

mysterious person: ah~ ai-chan you're so~ whipped~ [sound effect: evil crackle]

Risa & Ai: Miki?!!!

Miki: *wriggling her fingers* Let me teach you how to be the boss

A soft whimper could be heard as Risa and Ai tried to escape Miki's evil clutches. Then, like god sent from above....

Another mysterious voice: Tan~ my feet hurt~ I need a massage~

Miki: I'm coming darling~

Risa & Ai: Phew that was close


Meantime, on the other part of the Sexy Island, Nakazawa was running for her life when she saw a bottle of booze hanging from a tree...


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[amEthystx]

Risa & Ai: Phew that was close 


Meantime, on the other part of the Sexy Island, Nakazawa was running for her life when she saw a bottle of booze hanging from a tree...

Yuko: Mummy says... never to let good thing goes to waste...

*Yuko scales the tree*

[Back at Risa & Ai]

Risa: I have had enough of this already!   

*Risa turns to Ai and started moving closer to her...and almost only an arm length away from the girl*

Risa: Ai...... I......I don't know if we will....survive this so not........I....I need to.....tell you.... something..... 

Ai: What is it? *Ai moved slightly closer to put her hand on her Risa's shoulder to remove some tension from the girl...*

Risa: I...........I love you~ 

But before Risa could get her... someone teleport in and kidnaps Ai

  : Sorry brat girl~! i'm not giving Ai-chan to you~! 



LOL~~~~ Did i throw myself into the story too? Oh my~~~~ I have had to save Ai right?     

*waves to Chloe  *

Join in the fast too~ anything can be something too~ 

 

[kRisZ]

^
LOL XDDDDDDDDD

Teeheehee kRisZ, this is really funny

Yeah.?.  

LOL~~~~ Did i throw myself into the story too? Oh my~~~~ I have had to save Ai right?

Oh yeah.?.  






Reina unexpectedly stopped from her track causing Aika to slam into her, but Reina didn’t budge from the impact.

Aika: *Follows Reina’s line of vision out of curiosity*  

Reina: *Stares blankly at some ruined cottages*  

Aika: “Are you alright Tanaka-san?” She worriedly asked when the girl in question was wordless  

Reina: ...  

Aika: “Tanaka-san?”  




Meanwhile



Risa was in her reaction queen mode to the max level when a nutty individual appeared and kidnapped Ai. She ran frantically trying to find Ai but to no avail. She was on her knees now and sobbing like she had just lost a monkey pet. And then she heard an instrument playing. Her nosiness brought her to the place where the tune came from. Only to be frightened by a voodoo looking doll.

Risa: “What the heck?”    

The tune vanished

Risa: *looks around while she prepared herself from any form of attack*  

Voodoo looking doll: “What do you want?”

Risa: *Shocked*    

Voodoo looking doll: “If you have no business here please leave, you’re interfering with my practice.

Risa: “Since when did a doll talk?”

Voodoo looking doll: “Since when did I become a doll?”  

A person stood up and turned around only to see a more petrified Risa  

Risa:   *and runs*  







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[Treykun]

Meanwhile, on top of the hill where the camel resides

I don't know why... But, lately, everytime that I see the word "camel" I crack up

But before Risa could get her... someone teleport in and kidnaps Ai

: Sorry brat girl~! i'm not giving Ai-chan to you~! 

Great!! Now I can kidnap Gaki!

Only to be frightened by a voodoo looking doll.

Risa: *runs*
Voodoo looking doll: NIIGAKI-CHAN!!!! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! AND WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A DOLL?! I'M NOT THAT SHORT!!

*Risa turns around...*

Risa: I'm running because you scared me!! What are you doing here Yaguchi-san?!
Mari: I should ask the same!
Risa: I was looking for Ai-chan... A nutty individual has kidnapped her!
Mari: ... What...?
Risa: Well, explain what are YOU doing here?!



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[YumePouk]

Hi ^^
I'm a new well more lurker reader of this thread

I g out of my lurker mode to thank you all for your great and hilarous continuation
of this story 

Keep up your great and funny job minna san
Ganbatte ne 

[badsaints]

^
Oh hi Yumepouk

On behalf of the others, especially our little kRisZ, I welcome you to our little crack, err story

You are more than welcome to contribute a line or two of crack, all in the name of fun of course

[pretend_2besome1]

@ kRisZ: Well, I hope I'll be around often too.

But you still write awesome stuff here so I think you fit in the category too and good luck on finding new recruits!
And feel free to call me Chloe or C (that goes for the others too).

*waves back @ amEthystx*

As for joining, will do if I can think of something, thanks guys 

Hey, look! another reader, yay! 
to the crackalicious world 

[rndmnwierd]

[Meanwhile]

Nutty Individual: Ai-chan! You're mine!

Ai: What? Wait, did Gaki-san just confess her love for me? And you took me away before I could reply?!

Nutty Individual:*whines* But Ai-chan, I can't just let the Brat have you.

*Suddenly, another figure teleports in. She's wearing an American flag patterned shirt and branches in her hair*

The American: Oi, you're not supposed to be here! *she jumps at the Nutty Individual and tackles her to the ground* Run Ai-chan! You better kiss Gaki-san or I'll be coming after her next!

*Both girls teleport out in a puff of smoke and bat wings*

Ai:....WTFmate...


Welcome lurker mate!

[kRisZ]

YumePouk

Yay!      It's our great pleasure making people smile this ^__________________^ wide  

    Please do come more often      and drop a line if you feel like doing it   


EDIT

You better kiss Gaki-san or I'll be coming after her next!

  The line is long my dear 

[amEthystx]

First thing first~ New reader!

Hello YumePouk ! *Wave*  to the H!P (unique) Royale Battle


@Chloe:  <- *chanting* camel...camel...camel~~~

In case anyone still have not watch this video.. you are missing a big part of our joke...! once again~ i promote this video!




Back to the story!


Mari: ...  What...?
Risa: Well, explain what are YOU doing here?!

Mari: well.............didn't we all wake up in the same room??

Risa: you were? maybe you were too tiny....ANYWAY! even so! i saw it with my own eyes! you were practicing something! 

Mari: Since we are all going to die..i don't mind telling you... i'm in this cult called "Ca-mel Le'maC".. we practice the way of camelism...

Risa: 

Mari: we communicate with the upper most realm by camel messenger and the best messenger comes from this very island

Risa: why so?

Mari: Don't you know what island is this? *shows map*

Risa: Arhhhh.....

Mari: look at this 2 mountains!

Risa: they look like boobies~

Mari: NO! they are camel humps!

Risa: OH! 

*Suddenly.... Mari's little eyes widen up as if she saw a bag of gold*

Mari: Camel-sama!

*Risa turns and saw a camel munching boringly at the grass*

Risa: *mumbling to herself* isn't that the camel that rammed down Reina?



[Yes people! I have decided to name it the Camel Island! It all started from camels! LOL~!]

but anyway... does camel eat grass??! LOL~

and i really had a picture of the mountain... Its a twin mountain in China...but i don't know if it is appropriate to upload here~ but it is only mountains~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 


 

[rndmnwierd]

Risa: they look like boobies~

[amEthystx]

: Captain America???

The American: Oi, you're not supposed to be here! *she jumps at the Nutty Individual and tackles her to the ground* Run Ai-chan! You better kiss Gaki-san or I'll be coming after her next!

*Sighs~* I got drag out of the story~ SOB~

[kRisZ]

"Ca-mel Le'maC"

   Did you know how brilliant you are? 


Boobies!!!   Where     Ooopps Suimasen young ones 



Marie: *Goes near the Camel and  * “Camel-sama  ”

Risa: 





Meanwhile



Reina: I knew I’d find You here 

The You: Oh Hi 

Aika: 

Reina: 

The You: I was just chilling 

Reina: *Eyes The You suspiciously* "Looks like you’re up to no good” 

The You: “You’re so suspicious Babe 

Aika: “Babe?”   

Reina: *Moves closer to the broken cottage and inspects it* 

Miki: Hey there Reina 

Reina: Maki!   

The You: What 

Reina: She’s nude?!

good luck on finding new recruits!

And feel free to call me Chloe or C (that goes for the others too).

Thanks C. Yay I get to call you C   

I so need all the luck to make those two give in.

*Thinks of the Famous Writer, claps 3x*         

*Thinks of The Avid Reader (I think)* Maybe a ritual will do the trick *Borrows Marie’s "Ca-mel Le'maC" things and prepares for the ritual    give in already  don't make me name you         peace 
 

[Treykun]

"Ca-mel Le'maC"

*At Mari and Risa's location...*

Mari: *Goes near the Camel and  * “Camel-sama  ”
Risa:
Mari: Niigaki-chan!! Show your respect to Camel-sama!!
Risa: Eh?? 
Mari: BOW!!!!
Risa: Oh... s-sure...
Mari: That's better!
Risa: So... this... So this camel...??
Mari: Camel-SAMA!!!!
Risa: Erm... So this Camel-sama... Is that messenger...??
Mari: Yes...
Risa: And this Camel-sama... Can give messages to anyone...??
Mari: Yes...
Risa: ... *thinks: Maybe I can kidnap this stupid camel when this crazy woman isn't watching...*


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[amEthystx]

LOL~ It's official.. we are in the cult as well~

Ca-mel Le'maC  

Risa: ... *thinks: Maybe I can kidnap this stupid camel when this crazy woman isn't watching...*  

Risa: Yaguchi-san! LOOK! Another one! With bigger humps on the boobies Mountain!  

Mari: WHERE!  

*Meanwhile Risa make a dash to the camel and hops on it* 

Risa: BYE! I'm going to look for Ai-chan!!

*Rides the munching camel away* 

Mari: WHAT THE.........................COME BACK HERE! I want to use it to pray for height!