Now I feel like a TKMN vs Sae match.
Itano :"Hey, Yuko.."
Yuko :"Eh? What is it, Tomo?"
Itano :"Have you ever thought about why everyone likes to tease Takamina about her height?"
Yuko :"Because they find her adorable? Wait. That's a stupid answer"
Itano :"Stupid indeed."
Yuko :"Then?"
Itano :"It's because Takamina's a man, yet he's the shortest between all the members his age."
Yuko :"Oh yeah, there's also that."
Sasshi :"Huh?"
Yuko :"Eh?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"
Sae :"She's right, though. AKB's supposed to be a girl's group, but why the hell is there one guy here?"
Sasshi :"True, but at least the wotas think that he's a girl.
Sayaka :"Actually, no they don't."
Haruna :"Oh, so that's why they call him 'handsome'"
Itano :"Ne, Acchan, you've slept with Takamina, right? Did s/he have one?"
Atsuko :"I could say with confidence that she doesn't have any."
Yuko :"EH?! Acchan? What did you do when you slept with Takamina?"
Atsuko :"Don't ask, Yuko."
Yuko :*keeps quiet but still jealous inside*
Atsuko :"But still... Takamina's so flat, I'm still wondering if s/he did surgery."
Itano :"So Takamina's a trap."
Atsuko :"A trap, indeed."
Itano :"Tell the other members to stay away from this cross-dressing pervert."
Yui :"Hai, Itano-san."
TKMN :"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DISCUSSING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?!
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Tomochin +1
Takamina -2
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Sasshi - DEAD
Yuuko - 17
Mayuyu - 19
Yukirin - 13
Mariko - 17
Jurina - 17
Rena - 18
Takamina - 8
Kojiharu - 15
Sae - 9
Tomochin - 14
Paruru - 21
Yuihan - 18
Sayanee - 16
Milky - 20
Akarin - 21