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Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 13, 2005, 01:48:22 AM
That poor woman. (http://www.nsse.nie.edu.sg/faculty/sfchew.htm)

EDIT:They seem to have caught on, and they're using her initials now.
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Post by: TheQuickening on March 13, 2005, 02:55:04 AM
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!
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Post by: Extent on March 13, 2005, 03:08:35 AM
And to make matters even worse, it seems that she teaches some couses... there's nothing like new groups of people laughing at your name every once in a while (assuming they know enough English, which at university level would seem quite likely)
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Post by: Foxy Brown on March 13, 2005, 04:18:23 AM
I bet these (http://cip.uni-trier.de/lwang/) guys (http://www.floyd.edu/academics/divisions/smpe/cs/lw.htm) are popular with the ladies.
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Post by: TheQuickening on March 13, 2005, 04:54:57 AM
:lol:   :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Gimme Dem Junks on March 13, 2005, 08:49:48 AM
:ROFL

+1

 I work at a call center and I get calls from someone named Gaye Fairy quite frequently.  Though that's not quite as fun as those.
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Post by: Ayabie on March 13, 2005, 08:55:58 AM
Chew Shit > Fun. Hmm, I don't know about that...  :ROFL  And that guy looks fairly exhausted in that pic. XD He must be getting it on all day.
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Post by: Deviruchi on March 13, 2005, 09:49:16 AM
Hahahahaha  :lol:
I bet Ms.Chew is a very strong woman. Living in Singapore with that name.......unbelieveable  :damnfunny
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on August 29, 2005, 02:26:20 PM
Now you know who to turn to for all your engineering consulting needs. (http://web.archive.org/web/20060111100923/http://www.ccl-london.com/who.htm)

Yes, I'm immature.
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Post by: shirenuファクトリー on August 29, 2005, 02:36:35 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Zero_ on August 29, 2005, 02:46:00 PM
They've taken it down now. Hehe, Chew Shit eh? lol.
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Post by: Loki! on August 29, 2005, 04:05:30 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

OMGWTFROFFLES.
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Post by: Foxy Brown on August 29, 2005, 04:15:04 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/other/oksukwhang.jpg)
Rest in peace.
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Post by: Gimme Dem Junks on August 29, 2005, 08:50:14 PM
I feel bad giggling at a tombstone.
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Post by: Hamasaki_Yoshizawa on August 31, 2005, 01:17:36 AM
lol :lol:

Can't/// type... straight :lol:
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 08, 2005, 08:13:28 PM
Chairman Michael Jackson is bad enough, but check out the Group Operations Director. (http://web.archive.org/web/20050605024751/http://www.partygaming.com/about_us/directors.html)
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Post by: Hamasaki_Yoshizawa on September 08, 2005, 09:43:19 PM
Aa man! That's funny XD

Imagine people calling you that o.o
'Hey Mr. Dikshit! Can you help me get my cat down from the roof?'

:lol:
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 17, 2005, 03:47:48 AM
I'm sure most of you have already seen this (http://web.archive.org/web/20051215001153/http://www.harrisonhospital.org/whatsnew/nursery.php?action=details&ID=6069). That poor child's life was over almost before it began.
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Asmodai on September 17, 2005, 05:42:04 AM
Quote from: Boxy Brown
I'm sure most of you have already seen this (http://www.harrisonhospital.org/whatsnew/nursery.php?action=details&ID=6069). That poor child's life was over almost before it began.


So you're saying that's a bad idea?

I'll have to change my plans then. :(

How about Rufus Shinra?
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: ctz on September 17, 2005, 11:49:55 PM
Quote from: Boxy Brown
I'm sure most of you have already seen this (http://www.harrisonhospital.org/whatsnew/nursery.php?action=details&ID=6069). That poor child's life was over almost before it began.


I think it's a good name.
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 27, 2005, 05:38:29 PM
Longwang is moving toward China. (http://www.kma.go.kr/fcst/typ_eng/typ_eng_200509261100_19_001.html)
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: TheQuickening on September 27, 2005, 06:09:08 PM
Heh heh heh. You said "wang".  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Hamasaki_Yoshizawa on September 28, 2005, 05:03:04 AM
Uh oh, looks like it is kinda headed toward Okinawa :P
Longwang! Oh no!
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 03, 2006, 01:36:41 AM
(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1669/kimyoosukci1.jpg)
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: A1 on March 03, 2006, 01:50:26 AM
^ LMFAO!
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on April 03, 2006, 08:15:05 AM
Kim Yoo Suk's boyfriend? (http://www.ensc.sfu.ca/people/faculty/dikim.html)
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on June 22, 2006, 05:50:36 PM
http://cpk.auc.dk/staff/staff.html?bw
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: meowchi on June 22, 2006, 06:00:17 PM
wang seems to be a popular name
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on June 23, 2006, 05:07:17 AM
And here's the lovely lady who first inspired this thread. (https://wis.ntu.edu.sg/webexe88/owa/TDR_TELDIR.IND_STAFF?IDX=AAABgzAAGAABqxyAAC&TB_FG=P)
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: maliciel on June 24, 2006, 10:34:12 AM
:lol:

Go Singapore!
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: BlitZ on July 28, 2006, 09:28:56 AM
Ummmm ~ ~"
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: MoonsaultV1 on July 30, 2006, 10:32:41 AM
LMAO~~ Great inspirations for names for when I have kids XD
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: suki* on July 30, 2006, 07:05:55 PM
Quote from: Maliciel
:lol:

Go Singapore!

So! What will YOU be naming your kids Mal? XD
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on August 28, 2006, 02:51:28 PM
Let's hope the Final Fantasy series is forgotten before this kid gets to school. (http://www.infantxpress.com/depot/20075/announcement/021c71607a9b064477cc66fc080ea6c5)
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Post by: ctz on August 28, 2006, 03:04:53 PM
It's kinda sad that people know "sephiroth" only from Final Fantasy :( Though I don't know if it's a good name for a child by it's original meaning.
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: orion on August 28, 2006, 03:06:05 PM
that headstone is great
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Post by: Foxy Brown on February 24, 2007, 10:17:38 PM
(http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/8313/1388826484536279110ot5.jpg)
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: StreakInTheSky on February 24, 2007, 10:27:40 PM
:lol: awesome
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Post by: jimmydotnet on February 25, 2007, 02:05:53 AM
Quote from: Foxy Brown;2096
That poor woman. (http://www.nsse.nie.edu.sg/faculty/sfchew.htm)

EDIT:They seem to have caught on, and they're using her initials now.

sorry, wats wrong with her name???
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on February 25, 2007, 02:08:54 AM
That page uses her initials now.

This one uses her full name. (https://wis.ntu.edu.sg/webexe88/owa/TDR_TELDIR.IND_STAFF?IDX=AAABgzAAGAABqxyAAC&TB_FG=P)
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Koolmon93 on February 25, 2007, 07:17:54 AM
So wait.. What was her name? Chew Some Fun?
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Gunblitze on February 25, 2007, 07:29:27 AM
LOL Chew Shit Fun. This thread is hilarious.
Title: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Koolmon93 on February 25, 2007, 07:38:55 AM
LOL! CHEW SHIT FUN!! XD
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Post by: nox_xie on February 25, 2007, 07:51:49 AM
:ONwahaha: that's really funny..  in malaysia, 'wang' is one of word we use to describe money..
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Post by: Koolmon93 on February 25, 2007, 07:57:27 AM
That's almost as funny as someone named Kiki (no offense). In the Philippines, it means vagina! XD
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Post by: quick4all on February 25, 2007, 08:39:33 AM
lol hahha sucks to be them
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Post by: Decimal on February 25, 2007, 07:48:26 PM
Strong lady... I bet the whole lecture theatre must have burst into laughter if she have introduced herself with her full name.
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Post by: manawar2 on February 26, 2007, 02:46:48 AM
Yeah, at the pharmacy I work at, we have a vietnamese patient, "Dat Ho", and his wife, "Bich Ho".

Fortunately, they named their kids normal, Steven and Michael.
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Post by: Foxy Brown on April 11, 2007, 05:08:12 AM
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=0X5X6O6W4H
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Post by: Rei-chan on April 11, 2007, 05:58:56 AM
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=0X5X6O6W4H

WTF lol... Shocking that her parents are just THAT ignorant... or THAT horrible O_O
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Post by: chera on April 11, 2007, 06:20:12 AM
I had a chinese friend named Long Wong....
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Post by: Rei.rev.07 on April 11, 2007, 06:28:24 AM
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=0X5X6O6W4H
LMAO! Oh, that's bad. I would hate to imagine that kid in school and all that.
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Post by: Foxy Brown on April 26, 2007, 11:33:48 PM
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/66/71794523uz4.jpg)
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Post by: jkpark78 on April 27, 2007, 02:39:02 AM
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/66/71794523uz4.jpg)
i don't get it..  ???
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Post by: Foxy Brown on April 27, 2007, 03:01:24 AM
She liked Sonic the Hedgehog so much that she named her [female] child after Yuji Naka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuji_Naka).
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Post by: StreakInTheSky on April 27, 2007, 03:09:17 AM
lol wth that's weird even for a japanese name
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Post by: edhead999 on April 27, 2007, 05:21:37 AM
Interesting how she didn't make it a two name thing, and just joined them together.
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Post by: trueinnuendo on April 27, 2007, 08:23:31 AM
"Fun" is pretty much common in Singapore, but "Sh*t", well...
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Post by: Marks Spencer on April 28, 2007, 11:32:04 PM
OMG! I didn't realize what the fuss was cus when I checked I could only see her initials so I thought what's so bad about Chew S.F.? I nearly died looking at her full name! I wonder if she practise what she preaches? >:D
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Post by: Sexykago on April 29, 2007, 08:14:26 AM
Sephiroth has to do with the Kabbalah. Though most people know it from Final Fantasy.
I still don't think it's a bad name. It's alot cooler and less common of a Jewish name than the one I have, Joshua.
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Post by: Foxy Brown on April 29, 2007, 03:27:12 PM
I know about the other meaning, but the fact that the kid's middle name is Tidus lead me to suspect they were naming him after the Final Fantasy character.
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Post by: Foxy Brown on May 13, 2007, 01:06:36 AM
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3043/gayemalespu3.jpg)
http://www.coldwellbanker.ca/scripts/cb/profile.asp?id=20370
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Post by: num2son on May 13, 2007, 02:34:25 AM
They could be ways in the future to prevent parents from evening thinking of a name like that, but the english language can make names sound funny.


LOL.
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Post by: vergil83 on May 13, 2007, 09:16:01 AM
Parents should be more cautious when naming they're children and not because they think the name sounds cool.
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Post by: makeme on May 13, 2007, 04:40:49 PM
Professor Chew Shit Fun :lol: ;D
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Post by: Foxy Brown on May 13, 2007, 10:05:19 PM
http://www.sabr.org/cms_templates/cmst_img_popup.cfm?ContentID=1438&iPos=7&bTN=0&bLH=1&bLW=1&HL=680&WL=510
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Post by: insyte on May 14, 2007, 04:37:02 AM
They probably had a rough childhood living with those names LOL
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Post by: Foxy Brown on May 14, 2007, 02:47:35 PM
http://www.indexjournal.com/weddings/20070430c_e.html
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Post by: bloo_pie on May 14, 2007, 11:26:27 PM
http://www.indexjournal.com/weddings/20070430c_e.html

 :lol:

i applaud them.
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Post by: schol3s on May 15, 2007, 07:07:36 AM
Chew sFun???
WTH!!!
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Post by: Foxy Brown on May 17, 2007, 02:23:43 AM
Love Connection's Best Named Guest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruqy1kW3apY#)
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Post by: ctz on May 17, 2007, 12:57:01 PM
At least he can tell it comes from a anti-tank missile :)
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Post by: StreakInTheSky on May 18, 2007, 06:00:10 AM
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3043/gayemalespu3.jpg)
http://www.coldwellbanker.ca/scripts/cb/profile.asp?id=20370

I seriously don't get why parents name their children things like Gaye or Gayelord >_>
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Post by: Foxy Brown on June 16, 2007, 03:25:35 PM
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6969/wankergg0.jpg)
Rest in peace.
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Post by: Demanding More Makoto on June 18, 2007, 07:23:52 PM
 :lol: XD W**ker.  Iwonder if that was the persons name or a statement on what they were like  :) ;)
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Post by: Foxy Brown on July 07, 2007, 02:47:11 AM
(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8077/namechangemegatronkm1.jpg)

At least he changed his own name rather than burdening an innocent child with it.
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Post by: arun.yothin on July 07, 2007, 03:08:22 AM
That guy's gonna be rollin' in the pussy now. :roll:
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Post by: erink on July 07, 2007, 06:34:00 AM
Bloody hell, why did I not know of this thread?
 I saw something on one of the CNN channels recently where they were talking to this couple about naming their child. I was curious as to why they would get on a national news station for it becuase, well you know, every expecting couple goes through the whole naming situation. Then after a few minutes my questions were answered when the father responds that his favorite suggestion was "Captain Amazing."(Ok I am a little hazy on the details and am in no way certain that is what it was, but I swear it was some sort of superhero related name that caused me to burst into tear inducing laughter.) Unfortuantely, and much to the father's dismay, they gave it some average name like Jason.

It seems that some countries are preventing future material as <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/06/21/name.child.ap/index.html"> New Zealand authorities block couple's bid to name their new son "4real." </a>
The name choice isn't that funny, but the reasoning is.
Quote
Couple chose name because of the "reality" of his impending birth
Title: Nearly 3,500 Chinese Named 'Olympics'
Post by: Foxy Brown on November 05, 2007, 01:42:00 PM
The upcoming Beijing Olympics is more than just a point of pride for China — it's such an important part of the national consciousness that nearly 3,500 children have been named for the event, a newspaper reported Sunday. (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gbCMe2AIIxxDyCIK7grtXF5oNn-gD8SMMT9O0)
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Post by: Foxy Brown on November 06, 2007, 11:19:22 PM
http://www.albany.edu/faculty/sywang/index.html
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Post by: mode107 on November 07, 2007, 01:53:58 AM
^ lmao!
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Post by: Foxy Brown on November 07, 2007, 11:02:17 PM
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8198/h234410jr2.jpg)
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Post by: Koolmon93 on November 07, 2007, 11:29:26 PM
...

XD

Now I wonder who'll win in that election... Hmm....
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Post by: Foxy Brown on November 08, 2007, 01:43:38 AM
http://www.turkishdailynews.com.tr/article.php?enewsid=78467
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Post by: LME on November 08, 2007, 04:30:27 AM
Ten Unfortunate Names

Have mercy, expectant parents, and don't name your kids any of the following:

Sarah Connor - Just imagine being listed in the phone book and fielding calls at 3 a.m. from yahoos demanding in robotic "Ahnold" voices, "IS THIS SAR-AH CON-OR?"

Adolph Hitler - Probably there's no one left with this name, but imagine trying to get elected even Second Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Slug Mucous with this appearing on the ballot.

David Jones - Gym class locker assignments might be a difficult time.

Bruce Wayne - You'd probably have developed a venomous hatred of Batman by the time the 2,386th prank caller hollers "TO THE BATCAVE, ROBIN!" in your ear. Having neighbors refer to your trailer as "stately Wayne manor" would also probably grate.

Jack Schitt - At least all your friends could say they know you.

Lucifer - Somewhere, most likely in California, there are probably parents who've bestowed this tasteless title on their little one. Imagine spending an afternoon in grade school in an overzealous nurse's office as she shaves your head looking for odd birthmarks.

Peter Cox, Rod Johnson, or Richard Weiner - Any of these could make adolescence a traumatic experience. Enough said.

Hydroelectric Dam - There was actually a brief fad in the Soviet Union in the fifties for giving kids names that glorified science, industry, and political ideology, and the result was little children named Hypotenuse or Chemical Refinery. I suspect that if there's a Glorious Socialism Ivanov, he or she has probably sought a name change by now.

Bob Evans - The thousandth grinning person humming the "down on the farm" jingle might provoke you to violence, or perhaps you'd give up and go into some sort of agribusiness with your Grandfather MacDonald.

Clark Kent - Imagine trying to use a phone booth in peace, or all the papers marked "S" surreptitiously taped to your back. Journalism probably wouldn't be the best choice of career.
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on November 15, 2007, 07:40:36 AM
One Unfortunate Name (http://www.cese.iitb.ac.in/people/facinfo.php?id=dikshit)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: doinkies on November 16, 2007, 06:30:26 AM
Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing (http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/) is a site that collects some examples of really, really doinky names. Their message board has even more bad name fun.

And the Japanese equivalent: DQN Names (http://dqname.jp/). ("DQN", pronounced "dokyun", is Japanese netspeak for "extremely stupid" or "horrible". Visitors to the site can leave comments on each name, and rank their DQNness. The most DQN names can be found on the main page.)
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Post by: Foxy Brown on December 05, 2007, 04:27:16 AM
http://www.burgessniple.com/
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Post by: kazitakato on December 08, 2007, 02:31:01 PM
 :mon spit: :mon spit:I personally luved the "Bruce Wayne"

TO THE BATCAVE, ROBIN.....

 :mon lol: :mon lol:
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Post by: Foxy Brown on December 26, 2007, 02:52:27 AM
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4691/luciouspusey.jpg)
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Post by: xerony on December 30, 2007, 05:31:16 PM
whahaha  :lol: what a name jokes.
Once we had a phone seller here looking for the family rocket. I still don't understand how they changed my last name in that.  XD
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on February 01, 2008, 02:19:32 AM
http://boards.ancestry.com/surnames.slutz/53/mb.ashx
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on February 23, 2008, 02:20:26 AM
(http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/8260/chewkokrq0.jpg)
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Post by: Foxy Brown on March 19, 2008, 01:32:05 AM
http://genealogy.math.ndsu.nodak.edu/id.php?id=33126
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Post by: Hakai on March 19, 2008, 11:01:13 AM
You are travelling in comfort with...  :lol:

That´s too much comfort  XD
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Post by: Foxy Brown on April 13, 2008, 10:51:11 PM
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/6179/batmansuparman011vr3.jpg)
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Post by: StreakInTheSky on April 14, 2008, 08:43:11 AM
Looks like it could be fake but I wouldn't be surprised. :lol:
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Post by: Asmodai on April 14, 2008, 08:51:19 AM
Deliberate anyway. Must be an interesting childhood.
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Post by: JFC on April 15, 2008, 12:12:53 AM
Just imagine the ceremony if that guy gets married. :lol:
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Post by: Hakai on May 02, 2008, 12:30:33 PM
(http://johnbukkake.com/images/picture-john-bukkake.jpg)

Professor John Bukkake

"Renouned facial dermatologist at the University of Calcutta, India"

http://johnbukkake.com/

 :rofl:
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Post by: SomethingWild on May 10, 2008, 12:10:23 PM
^haha, facial dermatologist too  :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Stryfe on May 10, 2008, 12:44:23 PM
^Also, too amusing to be true (http://brontemedia.com/2008/03/05/john-bukkake-professor-of-facial-dermatology/). Good one, though.  :P
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Post by: StreakInTheSky on May 10, 2008, 10:06:54 PM
Wow and they even went as far as to make actual documents of his work...
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Post by: takagakifan on May 17, 2008, 05:41:46 PM
 :lol: Where do you find these... man life sucks for those people unfortunately I never go to see the very first unfortunate souls name
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: doinkies on June 07, 2008, 02:17:24 AM
from http://www.thelocal.se/12214.html (http://www.thelocal.se/12214.html):

Quote
Swedish tax authorities have informed a couple in Stockholm that they may not keep the name Elvis for their five-month old daughter.
The girl's parents have appealed the decision, Metro reports.

"We talked about lots of names and then Elvis popped up. We thought it was a name that was both pretty and gender-neutral. We're not Elvis Presley fans at all," the infant's mother, Linda, told the newspaper.

The most important factor for the couple, who do not own any of The King's records, was for the name to be "gender-neutral".

But not everyone agreed with their assessment that Elvis fit the bill. In its ruling, the tax board wrote:

"It is the National Tax Board's view that Elvis is a first name of a masculine type and as such may, in light of standard practice, be considered clearly inappropriate as a first name for a woman."

The girl's mother however believes that her appeal will be successful and has vowed to continue calling her daughter Elvis whatever the eventual outcome.

The family can also take heart from the experience last year of the Tomaro family, whose daughter was eventually allowed to keep the name Metallica after a protracted battle with the authorities.
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: StreakInTheSky on June 09, 2008, 01:10:11 AM
Well since Elvis is a real name, I don't see why the government won't let them name their daughter that. Don't understand where the thought that it's a "gender-neutral" name came from though. XD
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 24, 2009, 02:54:31 AM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2548280 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2548280)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 25, 2009, 06:37:03 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufuk_Uras (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufuk_Uras)
Title: Three charged with prostitution
Post by: Foxy Brown on October 06, 2009, 09:34:03 AM
An effort to crack down on prostitution in Forsyth County’s massage parlors has resulted in the arrests of three women, including one who faced the same charge last year.

The Forsyth County Sheriff’s Office charged Mi Suk Yang, 47, of Marietta and Kil Cha Hurst, 65, of Jonesboro with prostitution on Wednesday. (http://www.forsythnews.com/news/article/3522/)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: rndmnwierd on October 06, 2009, 10:29:58 AM
Actually I think that's a pretty appropriate name. :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: NaoLove on October 06, 2009, 04:23:22 PM
http://profiles.friendster.com/chinkwang (http://profiles.friendster.com/chinkwang)

I stumbled across this yesterday.
Its kinda racist but... a chinese wang!  :nervous
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on December 12, 2009, 09:17:28 PM
Promoting active and deep learning in general physiology (http://hdl.handle.net/10497/2541)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on January 20, 2010, 10:41:33 PM
http://www.dickpaynerealestate.com.au/ (http://www.dickpaynerealestate.com.au/)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Rakkety on February 04, 2010, 11:57:36 AM
Had some good laughs while reading the posts. Thanks guys, really made my day XD
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Aioros on February 27, 2010, 09:58:58 AM
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/2/whold.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on February 27, 2010, 08:33:24 PM
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9363/1985toppskuntzrusty073l.jpg)
Title: 90-Year-Old Man Busted For Public Indecency
Post by: Foxy Brown on April 01, 2010, 02:13:18 AM
A 90-year-old man has been arrested for public indecency at a local park.

Leonard G. Dickman, of West Harrison, Ind. was arrested Tuesday afternoon at Mount Airy Forest. (http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=6807328)

(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5580/6807328bg1.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 24, 2010, 09:38:35 PM
http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/291488 (http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/291488)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: JFC on February 24, 2011, 05:04:25 AM
*NECRO BUMP*

One of the class lists that I was given for one of the classes that I had yesterday. Since they're kids, for the sake of privacy I'm obviously not mentioning the name of the school. Also, I've blacked out the names of the other kids on the list.

The way the lists are done, it's last name, then given name, then how the kids prefer to be/how they are usually addressed (eg, their full name may be listed as "Jones, Frederic" but they prefer to go by "Fred Jones" or "Freddy Jones").
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip03156.png)

And yeah, the name is pronounced EXACTLY how it's spelled. XD
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Stardust on February 24, 2011, 05:54:32 PM
LMFAO! I went through this whole thread and I was literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD! nice thread~  :lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on April 01, 2011, 06:38:21 AM
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/3190/unfortunatename.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: zeroyui on April 04, 2011, 11:52:18 AM
Lol that was funny  :P
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on April 06, 2011, 06:03:57 AM
(http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/8253/manfuk.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on October 06, 2011, 03:16:31 AM
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4927/unfortunatenameforafema.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Frenchy on October 06, 2011, 07:51:23 AM
^^ absolutely terrible laughing at someone's name...but terribly funny.
Reminds me of a bit I read in Takarajima magazine which was laughing at messed up Japanese.
One was about the Japanese reading of a Chinese name: 陳雲功 by all rights a fine name in meaning.
But read in Japanese it's Chin unko.
That said, I went to school with a girl named (last name excised) Manko.
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Frenchy on October 06, 2011, 07:54:22 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufuk_Uras (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufuk_Uras)
I'll most likely lengthen my Karmic cycle for participating in this but found this pic of the man!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_conIf8n0pjc/TQlWQENNcJI/AAAAAAAAAPk/sWumO6wFZQc/s1600/uras.PNG)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Frenchy on October 06, 2011, 08:10:30 AM
Damn, must...go...to...bed...but can't stop reading this thread!
One more - apologies if it's known to you:
(http://4.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/30/55/d6bc8e220fed9f51368a93badfd288a9.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Frenchy on October 06, 2011, 11:18:40 PM
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn69/htdm/unfortunate_name.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: XcuteX26262X on October 31, 2011, 02:24:52 PM
(http://www.funnynames.com/funny-pictures/jesus-condom.jpg)
(http://blog.jokeroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/enhanced-buzz-32483-1300496721-39.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on November 16, 2011, 07:21:11 PM
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2601/11podborka46.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on December 02, 2011, 09:22:09 PM
http://www.leagle.com/xmlResult.aspx?xmldoc=In%20FCO%2020111123067.xml&docbase=CSLWAR3-2007-CURR (http://www.leagle.com/xmlResult.aspx?xmldoc=In%20FCO%2020111123067.xml&docbase=CSLWAR3-2007-CURR)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on January 01, 2012, 12:49:21 AM
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/5448/tumblrllseapabvd1qf5hoz.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on January 05, 2012, 08:28:15 PM
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/7929/ramamandeep.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on January 26, 2012, 12:10:18 AM
http://assembly.coe.int/ASP/AssemblyList/AL_MemberDetails.asp?memberID=5246 (http://assembly.coe.int/ASP/AssemblyList/AL_MemberDetails.asp?memberID=5246)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: usajisa on February 08, 2012, 07:32:19 AM
somehow it reminds me of '2 girls 1 cup'  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on February 08, 2012, 07:56:48 AM
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1610/16pornsak.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Tuffty on February 09, 2012, 07:49:37 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Tuffty/394077_189822797786153_100002753026293_241577_1961705982_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on February 10, 2012, 04:09:43 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Tuffty/th_394077_189822797786153_100002753026293_241577_1961705982_n.jpg)
Too good to be true. (http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/9605/tumblrlq0vektfp31qe0wcl.png)

Also:
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2173/chewkoklong.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on July 11, 2012, 09:51:54 PM
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/581/nsidejulaug2008684x906.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on July 17, 2012, 03:44:23 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Baals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Baals)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: jafeijai on July 30, 2012, 03:44:37 AM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4889470_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: kuro_808 on July 30, 2012, 03:51:22 AM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4889470_460s.jpg)

XD but damn good volleyball player
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on July 30, 2012, 05:15:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LhQkFl.png)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on July 31, 2012, 08:16:48 PM
http://www.mylife.com/dickbeverage (http://www.mylife.com/dickbeverage)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: SomethingWild on August 09, 2012, 10:15:02 PM
Was watching the Olympics yesterday and an athlete from New Zealand is called Brent Newdick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brent_Newdick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brent_Newdick)

"Let's hope for a good performance by Brand New Dick"  :lol:

edit:

<Masa> I saw a chick called Cockburn
<Masa> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Cockburn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Cockburn)
<BarrieV> haha nice
<Masa> those two need to hook up
<Masa> Cockburn-Newdick would even beat Hope Solo
<BarrieV> lmao  :lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Bjoernlunda on August 14, 2012, 12:37:59 AM
Hahaha.. what did her parents think? No one said "thats a bad name", no one they knew speak english?
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: oaxiac on August 17, 2012, 03:40:07 PM
Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/16/jackmeoff-mudd-arrested-florida_n_1792366.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/16/jackmeoff-mudd-arrested-florida_n_1792366.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on August 25, 2012, 06:52:04 PM
http://www.mylife.com/dickbeverage (http://www.mylife.com/dickbeverage)
http://www.dickbeer.org/ (http://www.dickbeer.org/)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: marisado on September 08, 2012, 10:05:47 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Tuffty/394077_189822797786153_100002753026293_241577_1961705982_n.jpg)
Whatever Miss. Fapper, you know you do it all the time.  :smhid
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on October 01, 2012, 06:24:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WGOto.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on October 25, 2012, 05:43:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FIQTK.jpg)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2373535/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2373535/)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on November 03, 2012, 11:27:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aFv18.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: marisado on November 19, 2012, 01:28:13 AM
(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t399/Marisado_48/tumblr_m2fwp5vH7N1qzgghfo1_500.jpg)

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on November 19, 2012, 01:43:25 AM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/oiii8.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on December 28, 2012, 08:17:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JXiqqm.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 05, 2013, 07:16:11 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/znou1z.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: mfnp on March 21, 2013, 01:01:03 AM
Awesome thread, thanks!  :lol:
Won't forget the Bukkake guy, facial dermatologist for sure    :twothumbs
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 22, 2013, 01:05:19 AM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2mqw55x.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: Foxy Brown on April 05, 2013, 09:10:35 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/20syn2b.jpg)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: jechtly on June 18, 2013, 08:22:36 AM
What is wrong with parents these days.
guess i'll name my kids
My Love and Main Character

so she'll be called "Hey my lovee!"
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: superbunny3 on October 11, 2013, 01:19:11 AM
Oh, christ... I feel kind of bad for her  :smhid
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: JFC on November 12, 2013, 12:44:06 AM
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/6179/batmansuparman011vr3.jpg)
Quote
Batman son of Suparman can't escape jail in Singapore
World | Agence France-Presse | Updated: November 11, 2013 14:02 IST

Singapore:  A Singaporean whose superhero-sounding name turned him into a social media celebrity was jailed for nearly three years on Monday for theft, housebreaking and drug offences.

Batman bin Suparman, an unemployed 23-year-old whose name translates to "Batman son of Suparman", was arrested on August 19 after security videos showed him sneaking into a store at night on two separate occasions.

He stole a total of Singapore dollar 500 ($400) from the store, court documents seen by AFP showed.

Batman also pleaded guilty to various other charges, including stealing his brother's ATM card to make withdrawals amounting to SG$650, and consuming heroin. He was sentenced to a total of 33 months in jail.

Batman became a social media sensation after an image of his identity card with his unusual name was circulated online.

A "Batman bin Suparman Fan Club" page on social networking site Facebook has garnered nearly 11,000 likes so far. 
     
FULL ARTICLE LINK - http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/batman-son-of-suparman-can-t-escape-jail-in-singapore-444453 (http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/batman-son-of-suparman-can-t-escape-jail-in-singapore-444453)


Really, what are the odds? This has got to be one of those times when you think "You can't make up this shit."  :lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: triplegks on November 26, 2013, 05:28:47 PM
(http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/Images10/name.jpg)
His name is : "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined" :bleed eyes:
(http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/long542.html (http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/long542.html))

Longest name ever (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfe+585,_Senior (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfe+585,_Senior))
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior.
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: J-Triumf on April 30, 2014, 09:48:34 PM
Ottawa police arrest Donald Popadick after flashing incident in park
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/ottawa-police-arrest-donald-popadick-after-flashing-incident-in-park-1.1799024 (http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/ottawa-police-arrest-donald-popadick-after-flashing-incident-in-park-1.1799024)


With a name like that, I suppose it was only a matter of time. :rofl:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: geraldwhite on May 07, 2014, 05:11:03 AM
Best name hahaha wonder what are the parents thinking
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: JFC on June 01, 2014, 05:58:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2BDtA5C.jpg)

CLICK LINK FOR PROOF - http://youtu.be/p_hHI-o3g2Y?t=59s (http://youtu.be/p_hHI-o3g2Y?t=59s)

 :lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: jokowi on July 30, 2014, 12:39:37 PM
Hahahaha, i laughing so hard right now.
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: zero5nine6 on September 01, 2014, 08:28:55 PM
Man im just laughing too much right now. Have to stuff a pillow on my face just so the neighbors wont get pissed.  :rofl:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: pootsy on October 18, 2014, 12:03:15 AM
http://english.cntv.cn/program/newshour/20120715/104855.shtml (http://english.cntv.cn/program/newshour/20120715/104855.shtml)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: haujin on January 25, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Whats with that long name
Can he even remember it?
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: J-Triumf on February 16, 2015, 03:46:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/S5HWcpnl.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/S5HWcpn.jpg)

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/227488/rest-in-peace-dick-butt/ (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/227488/rest-in-peace-dick-butt/)
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: JFC on June 19, 2015, 10:15:15 PM
Diply.com - 21 Athletes Who Should Have Changed Their Names (http://diply.com/different-solutions/funny-athletes-names/141635)
- http://diply.com/different-solutions/funny-athletes-names/141635


Oh, and...
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip08615.jpg)

:on lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: JFC on July 10, 2015, 07:38:21 AM
RocketNews24.com - And the award for saddest Star Festival wish goes to… (http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/07/10/and-the-award-for-saddest-star-festival-wish-goes-to/)
- http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/07/10/and-the-award-for-saddest-star-festival-wish-goes-to/


*sigh* parental fail.


Can't help but feel bad for the kid.
Title: Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
Post by: oaxiac on November 21, 2015, 08:42:59 PM
Man called 'Phuc Dat Bich' posts passport on Facebook to prove name is real
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/man-called-phuc-dat-bich-posts-passport-to-facebook-to-prove-his-name-is-real-a6741586.html