Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's the omake parts.
For some of these, you do need to have read the insanity of the memoir trilogy. Some of them do work as one-shot stories, though. Good times.
Anyway, I can't think of anything witty to say, so here's dancing Rika
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TRAPPED
Miki groaned and leaned back against the set piece, grinning at her girlfriend's self-satisfied smirk.
"Best idea you've had in a while," Yossy commented, readjusting her track pants. She glanced down at her watch. "Oh, dammit! We've gotta get changed!" Miki grabbed Yossy's wrist.
"That took an hour!? Damn, so much for a quickie," Miki said.
"Well, uh, for us, that is a quickie," Yossy laughed. Miki cackled as she stood up. She was heading offstage when suddenly she stopped and ducked back behind the set piece again.
"Crap," Miki muttered.
"What's wrong?" Yossy asked curiously.
"Listen," Miki replied. Yossy was silent for a moment. She could hear voices chattering. Male voices. A lot of male voices. Her eyes became very wide.
"The audience came in?"
"The audience came in," Miki confirmed. Yossy looked at her freshly ravaged girlfriend.
"Well, shit," she said profoundly.
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Backstage, the girls were in a panic.
"Where are they!?!?!" Koharu wailed. Risa grabbed the tall teen by the shoulders and shook her.
"Get yourself together, Koharu! They wouldn't have wanted you to act like that!" Risa exclaimed.
"Dammit, Gaki, stop talking like they're dead!" Reina complained. "They're probably just having some nice quality time somewhere, if you know what I mean."
"OK!" Everyone turned and stared at Ai, who was turning a bit red. "We don't know where our fearless leaders have gone, but we've gotta deal with it."
"How are we supposed to deal with it?" Eri complained. "They're like half the show!"
"We....we just do!" Ai replied, looking around helplessly.
"Ok, I'll take Yoshizawa's part in Morning Curry," Risa began. "I might get a little out of breath, but I'll deal."
"Good!" Ai said with a grin. "I can do the Happy Summer Wedding speech. Eri, you can take Miki's part in Fine Emotion!, right?"
"I should be able to, but who's going to smack me around in Shabondama?"
"Anyone pissed at Eri?" Reina demanded.
"ME!"
"Ok, Shige it is!" Ai exclaimed.
"What!? Why!?" Eri whined.
"You ate the last cookie earlier," Sayu pouted.
"Wait, Sayu's going to do the slap-my-bitch-up Shabondama in her ShigePink outfit?" Reina exclaimed.
"...yes?" Risa replied tentatively.
"Fantastic," Reina deadpanned. She looked around at her fellow members. "Now, who's going to do the great lesbian love ballad?"
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Meanwhile, their fearless leaders were a bit freaked out. Sure, they'd just gotten laid, but now they were trapped onstage unless they wanted to nonchalantly parade out in front of thousands of slightly deranged fans.
Miki, of course, was all for the nonchalant parading, but Yossy said no.
"Seriously, Miki, what are we gonna do?"
"I don't know about you, but I'm going to say I have acute gastroenteritis," Miki deadpanned.
Suddenly, Yossy spotted Niigaki in the wings. Without thinking twice, the Gatas captain took off her slipper and chucked it at the reaction queen.
"EH!? USO! WHAT THE!?" Niigaki exclaimed. She turned around to find Yossy frantically waving at her and Miki giving a casual v-sign. Her jaw dropped.
"Turn off the lights!" Yossy called as loudly as she dared. Niigaki stared blankly at them and shrugged her shoulders. Yossy groaned and started making weird gestures. "The lights!" she mouthed slowly. "L I G H T S. Lights." Niigaki still stared at them blankly.
"TURN OFF THE FUCKING LIGHTS," Miki bellowed. The entire hall went dead silent. Yossy and Risa looked at each other in horror. Miki struggled to hold in her laughter.
"...nah!" a fan was heard saying clearly and the audience began talking again. Risa ran off and found a staff member to kill the lights.
As soon as the stage was dark, Yossy and Miki sprinted out from behind their cover and ran backstage.
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU TWO BEEN!?" Reina demanded.
"Later!" Yossy snapped, grabbing her opening costume off of the rack and stripping down right there.
"Yoshizawa! Camera!" Sayu called. Yossy paused, her hand on the back of her bra clasp and glared at the cameraman. He audibly yelped and ran down the hallway.
Miki, never one to care if a cameraman was there or not, was already dressed in her stage costume and was putting on her makeup as fast as she could.
"ONE MINUTE!" a stagehand called. The other girls hurried to get into position in the wings. Yossy quickly ran a hand through her hair to get rid of any afterglow hair, slapped on a ton of mascara, and called it a day. Miki completely ignored her hair and finished her makeup. As they ran to get in place, Miki turned and grinned at Yossy.
"That was so worth it."
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