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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #80 on: November 07, 2007, 01:53:58 AM »
^ lmao!
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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #81 on: November 07, 2007, 11:02:17 PM »

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #82 on: November 07, 2007, 11:29:26 PM »
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Now I wonder who'll win in that election... Hmm....

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #84 on: November 08, 2007, 04:30:27 AM »
Ten Unfortunate Names

Have mercy, expectant parents, and don't name your kids any of the following:

Sarah Connor - Just imagine being listed in the phone book and fielding calls at 3 a.m. from yahoos demanding in robotic "Ahnold" voices, "IS THIS SAR-AH CON-OR?"

Adolph Hitler - Probably there's no one left with this name, but imagine trying to get elected even Second Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Slug Mucous with this appearing on the ballot.

David Jones - Gym class locker assignments might be a difficult time.

Bruce Wayne - You'd probably have developed a venomous hatred of Batman by the time the 2,386th prank caller hollers "TO THE BATCAVE, ROBIN!" in your ear. Having neighbors refer to your trailer as "stately Wayne manor" would also probably grate.

Jack Schitt - At least all your friends could say they know you.

Lucifer - Somewhere, most likely in California, there are probably parents who've bestowed this tasteless title on their little one. Imagine spending an afternoon in grade school in an overzealous nurse's office as she shaves your head looking for odd birthmarks.

Peter Cox, Rod Johnson, or Richard Weiner - Any of these could make adolescence a traumatic experience. Enough said.

Hydroelectric Dam - There was actually a brief fad in the Soviet Union in the fifties for giving kids names that glorified science, industry, and political ideology, and the result was little children named Hypotenuse or Chemical Refinery. I suspect that if there's a Glorious Socialism Ivanov, he or she has probably sought a name change by now.

Bob Evans - The thousandth grinning person humming the "down on the farm" jingle might provoke you to violence, or perhaps you'd give up and go into some sort of agribusiness with your Grandfather MacDonald.

Clark Kent - Imagine trying to use a phone booth in peace, or all the papers marked "S" surreptitiously taped to your back. Journalism probably wouldn't be the best choice of career.
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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #85 on: November 15, 2007, 07:40:36 AM »

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #86 on: November 16, 2007, 06:30:26 AM »
Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing is a site that collects some examples of really, really doinky names. Their message board has even more bad name fun.

And the Japanese equivalent: DQN Names. ("DQN", pronounced "dokyun", is Japanese netspeak for "extremely stupid" or "horrible". Visitors to the site can leave comments on each name, and rank their DQNness. The most DQN names can be found on the main page.)
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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #88 on: December 08, 2007, 02:31:01 PM »
 :mon spit: :mon spit:I personally luved the "Bruce Wayne"

TO THE BATCAVE, ROBIN.....

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #90 on: December 30, 2007, 05:31:16 PM »
whahaha  :lol: what a name jokes.
Once we had a phone seller here looking for the family rocket. I still don't understand how they changed my last name in that.  XD

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #92 on: February 23, 2008, 02:20:26 AM »
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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #94 on: March 19, 2008, 11:01:13 AM »
You are travelling in comfort with...  :lol:

That´s too much comfort  XD

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #96 on: April 14, 2008, 08:43:11 AM »
Looks like it could be fake but I wouldn't be surprised. :lol:

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #97 on: April 14, 2008, 08:51:19 AM »
Deliberate anyway. Must be an interesting childhood.

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #98 on: April 15, 2008, 12:12:53 AM »
Just imagine the ceremony if that guy gets married. :lol:

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Re: This has to be the most unfortunate name ever.
« Reply #99 on: May 02, 2008, 12:30:33 PM »


Professor John Bukkake

"Renouned facial dermatologist at the University of Calcutta, India"

http://johnbukkake.com/

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