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Author Topic: Tanks & Turtles (sry my brain is just not working normally^^)  (Read 848 times)

Offline etranger01

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-sometimes, when absent-minded, i have a day-dream-



It starts with a store-manager of a 'wall mart' in a white work coat walking the corridors, looking after things.
whipes some dust from a shelf...

suddenly, an excessive noise, like a giant jack hammer comes up.
Getting louder, and even LOUDER!
Everything is starting to shake like mad and neon tubes are falling from the cielling!

He walks into the main corridor and just can't believe what he sees:
 :shocked
Like an earthquake, a GIGANTIC german Tiger Tank is comming towards him.

Tin cans and stuff is dropping from the shelfes.
Mixed pickles breaks into smithereens on the floor so only their crushed remains will stand as a silent witness of what just happens.

That big ass tank stops right next to our store-manager.
...

Silence.

...

Only plume and clouds of dust in the air.
...

Silence.

Then the heavy drivers hatch opens with a creak and under a tank cover (a bonnet) the face of a cute asian girl, around 17 years old, appears...

the store-manager, with his mouth open, in a state of shock...
the cute asian girl, with big brown eyes wondering: 'whats wrong?'  :?

in a quiet voice, with trembling lips and stuttering the store-manager asks:
"Who the hell are you?!?!"

...

" I'M THE KING OF TURTLES! WHERE ARE THE POTATOS?!?"

"3rd corridor left..."

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH DEAR SIR!" sais the brown-eyed girl as she dissapears into her manhole.

that HUGE machine starts to move again.
The goods are falling from the shelves,
the whole building is about to collapse any minute...

the unbearable noise reduces a bit as the tank turns into '3rd corridor left'.

That store-manager still stands there in shock-state, with a 'takeshi kitano'-like twitching in his face.  :shocked

Seconds later, as the noise becomes louder again he slowly recovers a little....
realising that his store looks like a warzone already.

That huge tank is driving back through the main corridor again -leaving behind nothing but debris-
towards that miserable looking man, who seemd to have aged 10 years during the last 2 minutes.

Again, that antique warmachine stops right next to him..

drivers hatch opens with a creaking...big brown eyes looking into a face of misery...

"POCKY!"

"what...?"

"STRAWBERRY POCKY! YOU HAVE THESE?!?"

"errr, we had them on sale. But they're out of stock already..."

that cute girl from the other side of the pacific frowns and draws her brows together... :huhuh

"well...who are you?" the store-manager asks again with rattling deep-sea-diver breaths.

And with the cutest smile ever seen on the face of the earth the girl replies:

"I AM ERI KAMEI! I AM THE KING OF TURTLES! NICE TO MEET YOU..."

"...yeah..."

'head-over-hatch' that girl called 'eri' puts the ancient, grey war machine -big as a house- back to operation.
Driving down the main corridor and right through the automatic glass door, without even waiting for it to open...

turns right on the main-road...

heading for her pockys.

STRAWBERRY POCKYS.

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もし、モーニング娘。がいなかったら、私達はいったい誰のファンだったのだろう。
もし、モーニング娘。がいなかったら、私達はいったい誰の曲を口ずさんでいたのだろう。

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