Workplace Math

[THUNDERDUCK]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%        and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%        But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%        And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%        and,

look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

[vicmu]

hee hee... almost as good as the Girls = Evil proof

[Ayabie]

lol. that's f'in awesome. xD

[Ping]

Nice deductions.

[amuse]

U N E M P L O Y E D
21 14 5 13 16 12 15 25 5 4 = 130

[arcaine02]

heh, I remember seeing this in a class once. I still like the Girls = Evil proof more too, though. That was great, the first time I saw that.

[arcaine02]

heh, I remember seeing this in a class once. I still like the Girls = Evil proof more too, though. That was great, the first time I saw that.