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Title: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: shirenuファクトリー on January 07, 2008, 09:33:32 PM
Have you ever heard any Hello! Project lyrics wrong? :lol:


I have one from Morning Musume's Shanimuni Paradise... At 02:05 (and at other points) I swear I hear Let's go for lapdance... :lol:
I was once listening to it in the car and went like.. HUH what was that?!?

Anyway, share your stuff :muffin:
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: Brat-san on January 07, 2008, 10:55:04 PM
Every time I hear 21 Cinderella, some Risako line makes me think TTGL if any of you have watched that.

"IBENTO ga  mansai" kind of rolls together, and like the dork I am, I hear "Ganmen was stolen"
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Post by: Nouciel on January 07, 2008, 11:57:09 PM
At the beginning of Yattarouze, I hear "sube perrita sube perrita" (perrita = little bitch -in spanish-)
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Post by: LaJon on January 08, 2008, 12:40:00 AM
I've seen some funny one's on ytmnd.  Here's two of 'em:

http://dangerousarse.ytmnd.com/
http://egguhohyesnoodle.ytmnd.com/
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Post by: mode107 on January 08, 2008, 12:51:24 AM
LOL, I'm cracking up at the dangerous ass one. XD  I have to go with that being the best so far
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Post by: Estrea on January 08, 2008, 01:18:11 AM
Haha, I always thought the Egao YES Noodle was like..."wha?!" when i first heard it. I was like, wtf are they singing about noodles? XD

Uh, can't contribute much offhand now. Might think of something later.
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Post by: LaJon on January 08, 2008, 02:15:57 AM
Not sure how I forgot about this one, cause I've always thought the same..

http://corruptjapanesesong.ytmnd.com/
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Post by: Koolmon93 on January 08, 2008, 03:48:15 AM
Haha, I always thought the Egao YES Noodle was like..."wha?!" when i first heard it. I was like, wtf are they singing about noodles? XD

Uh, can't contribute much offhand now. Might think of something later.

I CAME UP WITH THAT! T_T
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Post by: Nettaigyo on January 08, 2008, 03:59:42 AM
When Chinami said "dekinai" in Special Generation...

I seriously thought she said, "Take me now." I was like, "whoa, did she just say what I THINK she said?" (As it turned out, she didn't.)
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Post by: ShoujoHino on January 08, 2008, 04:40:19 AM
In W's Aa Ii Na! I thought they sang "Ano hito to beddo shitai na" (I want to go to bed with that person" but it was deeto, not beddo.
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: shindoushiz on January 08, 2008, 05:52:29 AM
In GAM's song Amai Yuuwaku, I thought Ayaya was saying, "Hey you, you recognize" instead of "Hey you, you lucky guy"
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Post by: Pinkosa on January 08, 2008, 07:24:06 AM
Everytime I listen to Egao YES Nude, i hear "Egao Desnudo"...desnudo means naked in spanish, kinda the same as the original title  :lol:
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Post by: SomethingWild on January 08, 2008, 02:37:32 PM
For a while I had a MM CD in the car I used for deliveries and I have loads of misheard lyrics.. gotta check that cd again because I forgot them all haha. I'll edit this post when I come across them.

edit:
In Sexy Boy, Miki singing "mizushibuki" sounds like "my tushi boogies"
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: tenkei on January 08, 2008, 04:38:50 PM
Haha, I always thought the Egao YES Noodle was like..."wha?!" when i first heard it. I was like, wtf are they singing about noodles? XD

Uh, can't contribute much offhand now. Might think of something later.

I CAME UP WITH THAT! T_T

i doubt that. we used to say it on basugasu all the time too.
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Post by: Anton_91 on January 08, 2008, 04:47:18 PM
Haha, in Narihajimetta Koi no BELL after the second refrain Ishikawa Rika says something that really sound like "That's Gay" or "Let's Gay"  XD

Makes me laugh everytime.
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Post by: Yuuyami on January 08, 2008, 08:26:42 PM
It wasn't on my part, but when my friend heard Roman~My Dear Boy~, she misheard "HEY MY BOY!" as "GRAB MY GROIN~!"

That so knocked me out xDDDD So whenever I sang "Imeeji de kimaru yo~!" she would shout "GRAB MY GROIN!" xD
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Post by: DO Me DO Me on January 09, 2008, 03:50:37 AM
I remember driving my car with a friend and Oduro11's song was playing and she heard the chanting in the background and said "WTF? Did they just say 'vagina'?" XD and of course I corrected her but could not explain to her what it meant.

Then there's "Memories in the mammaries", "Soup and salad generation", and that's all I can think of right now. :lol:
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Post by: Masabi on January 09, 2008, 04:51:52 AM
HELP HELP DANGEROUS ASS
HELP HELP, JESUS CHRIST
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Post by: JFC on January 09, 2008, 04:57:50 AM
Dangerous ass is a classic XD!
You know it's epic when...

(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9402/kaoridangerousassxx4.gif)   :wahaha:
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: coachie on January 09, 2008, 04:59:58 PM
In Berryz' Happiness I always hear "we welcome this hottness/hardness tonight"  XD

edit: just remembered another one!

In Aya's Kiseki no Kaori Dance I always thought she sang "merry christmas" instead of "very pretty dance"
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: Anton_91 on January 09, 2008, 06:23:09 PM
In Aya's Kiseki no Kaori Dance I always thought she sang "merry christmas" instead of "very pretty dance"

^To me it sounded like" My free zone" or "My Prison" XD
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: differentstory12 on January 11, 2008, 01:26:47 AM
HAHA I've had several in the past  XD

In LOVE Machine, I thought akarui   was "I gotta win".

LOL In The Peace! In the line "iketenaize  HAHAHAHAHA" I thought for a long time that they said "we can take it easy"  XD

In Get Up! Rapper I misheard Nacchi saying "Only a gay guy" when it's suppose to be "omiyage ga" LOL  :lol:
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: ~Dan~ on January 14, 2008, 04:50:05 AM
In RR21 I used to hear

chou chou chou pikachu, chou chou chou chou pikachu

 :lol:
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: yumestarlet on January 15, 2008, 09:17:02 AM
In Koharu's 'Happy,' I always hear "soukai! HAPPY!!" as "So darn HAPPY!!"  :lol:
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Post by: chokkan 2 on January 22, 2008, 09:14:16 AM
don't know why sometimes I heard Ribbon no Kishi's "Anata ni Aitai" as "Anata ni Ah itai"  and C-ute's "Wakkyanai (Z)" as "What can I said" :lol: :lol: ........ hmmm ..... I think it's normal :lol:

also when my mom first heard Chokkan 2's "souda souda souda!!", she pointed at me and said "soh-ga soh-ga soh-ga !!" (soh-ga means crazy/lunatic in Cantonese) :lol: :lol: :lol:   (btw, she was like "ah, soudesu ka~" after I said "aiya, it's Japanese, not Cantonese ....."  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:)
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: Grisours on January 22, 2008, 11:50:29 PM
In RR21 I used to hear

chou chou chou pikachu, chou chou chou chou pikachu

 :lol:
and I used to hear
chou chou chou read kanji, chou chou chou chou read kanji
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: century on January 23, 2008, 12:48:02 AM
Maki Goto - Some boys! Touch

0.20
Namida nuredasu hitomi'

She holds the su onto the next word and it sounds like 'Shit on me [shit on me shit on me echos]'.  She seemed to stop holding that note quite early on in live performances, I guess someone told her not to say it like that, haha.


Melon Kinenbi - Unforgettable
These are all the male echos in the song
00.39
'Like a fish'
00.44
'Hairy Ass'
1.52
'Bodyspine'


That MKB song gave me the lols for days.  :heart:

There are so much more as well, I'll have a look through my songs and see if I can remember more.
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: niigaki_risa on February 22, 2008, 05:00:35 AM
My friend and I were so high on coke so we listened to hana wo puun, and she said

O WAIT, HANNAH WENT BOOM?!  XD That made us laugh for hours.  :lol:

And there was when I first listened to Mr. Moonlihgt

Fu! Jerry's mine! instead of Futer is mine! XD
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: anammm on February 22, 2008, 05:05:40 AM
I used to sing in love machine

LOVE LOVE LOVE MACHINE
LOVE LOVE LOVE SPECIAL
LOVE LOVE LOVE FOR FREE

then I read the lyrics and it made better sense
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Post by: ichijoujirena on February 22, 2008, 05:44:49 AM
In HOW DO YOU LIKE JAPAN? ~Nihon wa Donna Kanji Dekka?~, towards the end, Miki has a solo:
shizen mo ii ne  nihongoku

I hear it as:
shizen mo ii ne nihoncock

:muffin: Oh Miki.
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: SomethingWild on February 22, 2008, 09:47:57 AM
In MM - Shabondoma:

"Anta meigi na koi wo shina"

sounds like: "I'm Kamei". Too bad it's not her line  :)
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: doinkies on February 22, 2008, 09:53:47 AM
I used to sing in love machine

LOVE LOVE LOVE MACHINE
LOVE LOVE LOVE SPECIAL
LOVE LOVE LOVE FOR FREE

then I read the lyrics and it made better sense

I heard the same thing before looking up the real lyrics  :lol:
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: coachie on February 22, 2008, 04:40:34 PM

LOVE LOVE LOVE FOR FREE



Wait, are you sayin' that's not what they're singing?

*goes to look up lyrics*

Oh I see  XD


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Post by: Masabi on February 22, 2008, 08:21:58 PM
in love machine, i always heard "LOVE LOVE LOVE FOR THREE"

Lol
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Post by: eglue on March 24, 2008, 10:36:39 PM
^ haha so did i until just now.
there was this vid on youtube of kago singing "akarui" from love machine and the title of the video was something like "kago finally got a wii". it was back when the wii first came out. it was funny. it really sounded like she was saying "i gotta wii"
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Post by: niigaki_risa on March 26, 2008, 12:12:56 AM
I'n Piriri to Yukou, I though that they said "Shower everyday! WOW WOW WOW YEAH YEAH YEAH"

Hnn, what else.. Oh yeah! In Seishun! LOVE Lunch, i thought Saki said "Aisor RANCHI" XD And before I was a diehard Momusu fan, I always read Souda! WE'RE ALIVE "Sounda! WE'RE ALIVE"
And before i knew what "souda" means, In chokkan 2, I thought they were talking about soda.  :lol:
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Post by: Gblue on March 27, 2008, 07:12:43 PM
from morning musume resonant blue
the guy speaking in the intro sounds like "president blue from the top" rather than "resonant blue from the top"

then in the chorus it sounds like "slide, slide, kiss shinai" rather than "tonight, tonight, kiss shinai."
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: SomethingWild on March 28, 2008, 07:27:09 PM
Aruiteru:

"Hitori ja nai" sounds like "Hitomi Dja (dewa) nai" (as in It's not Yossi).

Kira kira:

"Tatakau no" sounds like "Tanaka ooh wow!"   :)
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Post by: ASSEMblerEX on March 29, 2008, 05:12:11 AM
Kachoize!

So wants to become

Kancho Ii ne!


"Kancho Ii ne! Kancho Ii ne! (ooh huh)" lol.
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: Anton_91 on April 01, 2008, 04:32:16 PM
Maki Goto - Some boys! Touch

0.20
Namida nuredasu hitomi'

She holds the su onto the next word and it sounds like 'tae on me [tae on me tae on me echos]'.  She seemed to stop holding that note quite early on in live performances, I guess someone told her not to say it like that, haha.

"Tae on me?" Are jph!p replacing the s**t word with Tae. LOL.
Anyway, so funny!!  :lol:

Melon Kinenbi - Unforgettable
These are all the male echos in the song
00.39
'Like a fish'
00.44
'Hairy Ass'
1.52
'Bodyspine'

Haha! Those are so funny!  XD But I actually do think they say bodyspine!  XD


Ok, got a new one:
In Jaja Uma Paradise, when they sing ADAMU to IVUko, Ivuko sound like boob call.
The funny thing is that in the PV they form a phone with their hands and drags it to their boob as they sing this. XD
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Post by: niigaki_risa on April 03, 2008, 02:09:18 AM
In Futari wa NS, I keep thinking that they say "Santa" in some part of the song.  :lol:
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Post by: Sheiku! on April 04, 2008, 09:15:40 PM
the stress lyrics :S

2.21 min
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Post by: century on April 05, 2008, 01:24:47 AM
I can't believe I forgot about Maki Goto - Ekizo no Disco.

Disco Dick.  That's all I'll say.  :lol:
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Post by: chokkan 2 on April 06, 2008, 02:01:56 AM
Milky Way - Anata Boshi

it sounds like nothing but "Na na na nu" + squeaky voice  ............. until part of the lyrics is out ~




but since I don't know Japanese, it's normal ~~~~~
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Post by: Nouciel on April 06, 2008, 08:57:59 AM
Ai Araba It's All Right -> Ai Araba It's All Night
The Peace! : Let's go, let's piss piss
Saikoukyuu no Enjoy Girls -> Psycho kyuu no Enjoy Girls
Robokiss : Yabai aitsu wa lesbian
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Post by: coachie on April 06, 2008, 06:25:56 PM
In GAM's Amai Yuwaku I kept hearing something completely different when they sing "that's temptation" but after I checked the lyrics I forgot what it was that I always heard  :lol:
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Post by: Matyeu on April 08, 2008, 08:13:26 PM
ok, usually I mishear the lyrics from the male backvocals, and the problem is, there aren't always official lyrics for that, so I never really get to know what they really say.

during the bridge in RR21, he says something like
"Love Revolution, all together now, so..."
I keep hearing
"Love Revolution, all to get an asshole"

In Sexy Boy, at the beggining I hear
"Sexy boy, from outerland, sexy boy, IN YOUR MOUTH"

And in LALALA shiawase no uta at the beggining I hear
"M for baby, ok, let's girls!"
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Post by: niigaki_risa on April 13, 2008, 06:25:36 AM
In LALALA Shiawase no Uta, I thought they said "asshole" in part of the song. :lol:
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Post by: chokkan 2 on April 16, 2008, 02:43:17 AM
@ Tokaikko Junjou

my friends heard "Kokyuu shiteru"    VERY wrongly
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Post by: Anton_91 on April 27, 2008, 06:29:47 PM
Two new ones:

* In Sono Bamen de Bibiccha Ikenai jan! (Morning Musume, duh), I was sure Michishige was starting with "My Monkey Ichiban!" (My Monkey is Number One!) XD
However seem it was actually maemuki (being positive).    :P

* Let's Do Dai Hakken! (Fujimoto Miki), Miki's first "yaaaheeeyy~" sound exactly like "Gaay yeah hey~" XD

 
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: coachie on May 03, 2008, 08:25:35 PM
This is kind of new and just started recently, whenever I listen to "Osaka Koi no Uta" on my mp3 player I hear "koi no buta"  XD in the refrain.
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Post by: DJ_MaiMai on May 11, 2008, 03:39:10 AM
In HELP!!! by Momusu, I kept thinking they said "Help, help, dangerous earth. Help, help Jesus Christ." xDD

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Post by: ~Dan~ on May 13, 2008, 02:38:05 AM
Help Help, dangerous ass!
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Post by: Matyeu on May 15, 2008, 08:58:24 PM
In Resonant Blue, the first sentence said by the guy at the beggining sounds like "I have a belly"
we can hear it even better in the tsunku version.
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Post by: almond on May 17, 2008, 04:05:51 PM
In C-ute's "Meguru Koi no Kisetsu", I always hear the line "terekusai ne" as "dare kusai ne" (someone stinks) XD
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Post by: Masabi on May 21, 2008, 07:57:55 AM
oh, and in Maki Goto's "Uwasa no Sexy Guy":

"ueme tsukai  ueme tsukai  ueme tsukai"
sounds like
"you're an amazing guy, you're an amazing guy, you're an amazing guy"

Kind of in an Engrishy way though:
u-e-me tsu-ka-i
you-a-ma zing-gu-y
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: DO Me DO Me on May 21, 2008, 08:01:52 PM
In NATURE IS GOOD, my sister thought they were saying "Ah wowowow... De ja vu!" XD
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Post by: niigaki_risa on May 22, 2008, 01:09:31 AM
In Odore! Morning Curry, I though "Koushinryou ga hiketsu" was "Koushin gyoza hiketsu". XD
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Post by: Anton_91 on May 30, 2008, 04:40:27 PM
Matsuura Aya - Kizuna

0.41 & 2.28;
Sex to your Eyes
 :P
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: sweeety on June 03, 2008, 06:29:34 AM
ok here are a few, because i cant  remember them all but i hear thhe wrong thing all the time

my sis: (Ambitious) "Boys and girls we are vicious XD
me: (Aruiteru) Aru-eat-a-dog

 I have to get my hearing checked out! Seriously! i also thought I heard this
me: (Egao yes nude) Hitomi-is-tell-me-she-is-jealoush
and of course
(same) doori doori criminal naze ka

what else?  I thought the Yukowo in do it now was like "YUKO! WOW!!!!!" and many more! I will try to remember.
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Post by: niigaki_risa on June 03, 2008, 09:14:00 AM
In Suki Sugite Baka Mitai, I thought Nacchi said "Syesha kokoro mitai~" (I wanna see Syesha's heart or something along the lines xD)
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Post by: SomethingWild on June 03, 2008, 10:40:50 AM
In 'Souda, we're alive':

"Funky discotheque" sounds like "F***ing discotheque"  :lol:
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Post by: strawb3rrykream on June 04, 2008, 02:48:37 AM
^
I used to hear funky disco chick!
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Post by: Lu Lu Lu on June 04, 2008, 03:05:31 AM
In Love Machine, I thought the

Love Love Love Machine
Love Love Love Station
Love Love Love Factory

was

Love Love Love Machine
Love Love Love is special
Love Love Love Country
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Post by: niigaki_risa on June 04, 2008, 05:20:21 AM
In Acchi Chikyuu wo Samasunda, I thought they were waying "Help help dangerous ASS Help Help, the ASS cries" xDDD
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Post by: lonewind on June 05, 2008, 08:45:12 PM
Resonant Blue i thought they were saying 'happy' instead of 'help me'
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Post by: miki on June 22, 2008, 01:07:35 PM
In RR21 I used to hear

chou chou chou pikachu, chou chou chou chou pikachu

 :lol:
and I used to hear
chou chou chou read kanji, chou chou chou chou read kanji

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. me tooooo.
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Post by: Ai.love on June 30, 2008, 11:17:55 AM
I thought "Arigatou" in Ayaya's Kizuna was Ari'natto'  XD

In Ai no Sono Touch my Heart, I would always hear, "I'm so proud of you ...." but I always thought it was supposed to be "I'm in front of you ......" I barely checked it today and I was right all along~  :lol:

 
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Post by: JFC on July 01, 2008, 03:44:29 AM
I thought "Arigatou" in Ayaya's Kizuna was Ari'natto'  XD
The fact that Aya hates "natto" (i.e. the fermented soy beans) makes that even more LULZ. :lol:
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: Ai.love on July 01, 2008, 08:22:04 AM
I thought "Arigatou" in Ayaya's Kizuna was Ari'natto'  XD
The fact that Aya hates "natto" (i.e. the fermented soy beans) makes that even more LULZ. :lol:

exactly~ :wahaha:
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Post by: coachie on July 12, 2008, 12:19:44 AM
LOLz
I just had another moment of H!P lyric enlightenment!!!

I always thought in the refrain of Roman-My Dear Boy they sing "let's have a dance naiii naiii" the subbed PV I just watched finally cleared that up. It's "my dear, my dear"

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Post by: AmberSan on July 12, 2008, 11:04:36 AM
^
LOL yeah the pronouncing in this song  :lol:
i dunno why, but everytime i hear C\C in the part of the "give me  love give me love give me" (the one they say it fast) i still hear ot as "kimi da kimi da kimi" . Evevn after looking at the lyrics i still sing it as that  :?
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Post by: sweeety on July 12, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
I hear "washing machine" in 10 nin Matsuri's Dancing! Natsu Matsuri
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Post by: liamers on July 14, 2008, 02:14:18 AM
I hear "washing machine" in 10 nin Matsuri's Dancing! Natsu Matsuri

omg me too
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Post by: niigaki_risa on July 14, 2008, 05:35:40 AM
I keep thinking that Kamei's saying "Trapezoid" in Lemoni Iro to Milk Tea.  :lol:
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Post by: sweeety on July 14, 2008, 06:05:03 AM
in the start of Sou Da We're alive, I hear "Turkey turkey shitemitai..."
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Post by: shurastriker on July 14, 2008, 06:54:08 AM
^
LOL yeah the pronouncing in this song  :lol:
i dunno why, but everytime i hear C\C in the part of the "give me  love give me love give me" (the one they say it fast) i still hear ot as "kimi da kimi da kimi" . Evevn after looking at the lyrics i still sing it as that  :?
same here, i just can't heard the "correct" lyric
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: sweeety on July 15, 2008, 02:55:22 AM
I hear Camilla Camilla Camilla XD
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Post by: takagakifan on July 15, 2008, 03:14:54 AM
^
LOL yeah the pronouncing in this song  :lol:
i dunno why, but everytime i hear C\C in the part of the "give me  love give me love give me" (the one they say it fast) i still hear ot as "kimi da kimi da kimi" . Evevn after looking at the lyrics i still sing it as that  :?

HAHA if you did'nt post that i would of never known so there no saying "kimi wa" (which i thought they were saying) its "give me love" really fast makes more sense lol
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: sweeety on July 16, 2008, 11:04:42 AM
I also hear "Tequila" in the same song......maybe my ears really do need a check-up..... so I'm going for an ultrasound on Fridsay :)... except that's off by like a metre.
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Post by: winner on July 24, 2009, 08:30:04 AM
When the song ends, instead of hearing the weird thank you they normally say, now I keep hearing them say SANK YOU! :fap
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: Estrea on November 27, 2009, 05:23:24 AM
Was listening to the radio rip of High-King's song on the Pucchi Best 10 album, and I can't help but twitch everytime I listen, because even though I love the song, I don't hear them sing "Destiny Love".

What I hear is "Disney Love".

orz
Title: Re: Misheard H!P Lyrics!
Post by: Rayle on November 27, 2009, 07:47:30 AM
The "Thanks to your love" line in Kizuna tends to turn into "Sucks to be your love".  :twisted:

In the H!P WH '09 version of Mr. Moonlight, right after Takahashi gets done serenading Chisato ( XD) I hear "Dakara I want to sleep with you seinen."  :shocked:
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Post by: ChrNo on March 04, 2010, 09:28:43 PM
in Buono! - Our Songs' second chorus, i thought they sing "Your days" at the end, but i just looked at the lyrics in the album booklet, it's actually "Pure days" hum...now that i listen to it again, i can hear "pure" indeed  :sweatdrop:
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Post by: StephanyLee on September 13, 2010, 06:02:03 AM
I keep hearing Disney Love in destiny love u.u'

in Diamonds Takahashi's line is Mimi de, I heard vivire (spanish= I'll live) xD (I was really exited when I first heard it XD)

And no matter how many time I heard the right lyrics for Love Machine I keep singing it wrong xD

Dance! Dancin' all of the night! = Dance Dancing for all the night

Love Love Love Station = Love love love Special
Love Love Love Factory = Love love love Country
Love! Love is so wonderful = Love love is a wonderful XDDDD

That's all I can think of right now...
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Post by: Demminiii on December 05, 2010, 05:50:58 PM
In Iku Zyx Fligh High I always hear "Roppongi MIKI WOW!"
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Post by: shurastriker on December 07, 2010, 06:57:02 AM
nothing beats the HELL MEEEEEE from Resonanto Blue
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Post by: digital clone on December 15, 2010, 12:06:18 AM
In Biyuden's Ai Suite Room, I thought "sweet room love" was "sweet blue blood."
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Post by: XcuteX26262X on February 16, 2011, 03:37:09 PM
In MM's I'm Lucky girl, I keep hearing "unlucky girl" :lol:
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Post by: kawaii beam on July 02, 2011, 03:14:11 AM
When mano or the backround vocals in her song says "My days for you" i think they said "My taste for you"  :sweatdrop:
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Post by: DM was on fire! on July 08, 2011, 07:25:17 PM
Momusu's "Only you," I will forever hear "Itsumo no Yell for you" as "Itsumi no L for you."

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Post by: Ambenya on July 12, 2011, 12:35:44 AM
When I was listening to Minna Daisuki by Buono with my friend he told that Miyabi's line "Muri ssu kenka shitari" sounded like "No needs to get in bed". Now I can't unhear it. :lol:
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Post by: XcuteX26262X on August 05, 2011, 01:30:59 PM
In SEXY BOY ~Soyokaze ni Yorisotte~, I keep hearing: "Sexy boy IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Not sure if that's what he really says, but I thought it was funny. :lol:
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Post by: JPNSinger101 on August 13, 2011, 05:28:42 AM
I always hear "Seishun Collection" as Seishun 'Correction.' xD
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Post by: Scramasax on August 16, 2011, 01:11:12 AM
"Lap Dance"
【HD】松浦 亜弥 ナビが壊れた王子様(LOVE CHANCE) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWn2mp7NuPQ#ws)
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Post by: J-Triumf on August 21, 2016, 09:29:51 AM
I'm sure we all know the classics...
"Summer Reggae Rainbow" = SUMMON A GAY RAINBOW
"Help! Help! Dangerous Earth" = DANGEROUS ASS
"Special Generation" = SOUP AND SALAD GENERATION
"Destiny Love" = DISNEY LOVE

And now, in 2016, we have "My Vision" = MY PIGEON
(http://picroda.jphip.com/hp/jphip37247.jpg)
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Post by: oaxiac on February 19, 2017, 08:23:13 PM
 :O
https://twitter.com/cornycornflakes/status/831932084243402752
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Post by: kqyoq92 on February 19, 2017, 10:30:38 PM
Tsubaki Factory-Just Try

"just try your best"

sounds like "destroy your face" to me.it completely flip the meaning,from encouragement to destruction,,

XD
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Post by: Rickker708 on February 20, 2017, 03:28:11 AM
while catching up with Hello Station they played a clip of a live. "Are you ready to fuck?"
https://youtu.be/JgifpHf29yQ?t=14m55s
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Post by: muppet on February 20, 2017, 04:13:54 PM
^ almost could be a slogan on one of Ai Takahashi's
T-Shirts....
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Post by: oaxiac on November 06, 2018, 04:36:44 PM
I hear "Subway Station" instead of "Surface Tension"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VuIMKt2cjA
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Post by: john_hung on November 07, 2018, 04:29:14 PM
^ now I hear that as well  :lol: