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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #320 on: March 15, 2010, 02:20:17 AM »
This is for you Thimmy, enjoy:



ANDRE AGASSI and Pete Sampras served up an amazing slanging match for fans at a charity event.

The tennis legends joined Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal in raising cash for Haiti earthquake victims.

They have been bickering since Agassi claimed in his autobiography that Sampras was a cheapskate - citing an occasion when he tipped just one dollar for valet parking.

And the pair traded verbal shots after Sampras took the mickey out of Agassi's pigeon-toed walk...

15-0: Agassi turns his pockets inside out, saying: "I don't have any money, no, wait, I've got a dollar."

30-0: Agassi quips: "It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt, right?"

30-15: Sampras serves a ball straight at Agassi's head, saying: "If that's the way you want to play it."

40-15: Agassi volleys: "It's better than being a valet driver and you pulling up."

GAME, SET AND MATCH: Sampras says: "You got personal with me." But Agassi smashes back: "No, everybody knows it already."

ANDY MURRAY beat Andreas Seppi of Italy 6-4 6-4 in the second round of the BNP Paribas Open yesterday.

But Brit No 1 Elena Baltacha's run at Indian Wells came to a swift end when she was hammered 6-0 6-2 by Alicia Molik in round three.

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #321 on: June 02, 2010, 08:41:57 PM »
Who is watching the French Open?

Upsets ALL OVER! Federer went down to a Swede Soderling!!

Even Venus went down, along with her pants:

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #322 on: June 23, 2010, 09:17:37 AM »
WIMBLEDON IS ON!!

Who watching? /me looks at Pops weirdly like his name was meowchi

Federer gonna fuck up! barely gets past the first round.


Serena scores a win against Michelle de Brito 6-0 and 6-4.

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #323 on: June 23, 2010, 10:15:27 PM »
LOL Longest tennis match ever just ended. Tied 59-59

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #324 on: June 23, 2010, 11:04:49 PM »
It's not over yet! :lol:
They just stopped the match because it got too dark.

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #325 on: June 24, 2010, 12:37:28 AM »
This could go on for a while :lol: I'd laugh if it postponed the final lol

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #326 on: July 01, 2010, 06:00:21 AM »
:lol: that doesn't even begin to say WTF!! crazy Wimbledon in a while, upsets like their name was World Cup. Venus out. Clijsters out.

Lu Yen-hsun beats Andy Roddick in wimbledon upset!! :rockon:



then he got told by Novak Djokovic lol



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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #327 on: July 06, 2010, 10:08:13 AM »
Serena Williams of the U.S. holds the winners trophy after defeating Russia's Vera Zvonareva in the womens' singles final at the 2010 Wimbledon tennis championships in London, July 3, 2010.






She does it again! Think she tied Billie Jean for most ever or whatever.

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #328 on: August 21, 2010, 10:50:04 PM »
AW COME ON! Serena injured for the upcoming US OPen?

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #329 on: September 01, 2010, 08:49:42 AM »
US OPen starting! Roger Federer going nuts!




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Kim Clijsters calls out commentator Todd Woodbridge
« Reply #330 on: January 22, 2011, 02:12:17 AM »
Where all the Aussie Open fans?!?! This is hilarious.

One of things you never say to a woman LMFAO!!! Kim Clijsters calls out broadcaster over text message:



"Well are you?" :rofl: I remember asking my aunt that but HEY! i was a kid

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #331 on: January 27, 2011, 07:08:43 AM »
Li Na just triumphed over Caroline Wozniacki in the womens semi final of the Australian Open in three amazing sets! :twothumbs

The score was 3-6, 7-5, 6-3.

Both girls played incredible tennis, with Li hitting aggressively and Wozniacki getting to every ball. Li almost lost in the second set with Wozniacki on match point, but she managed to save it and just stayed in that set, taking the match to the third set. She had 42 winners compared to Wozniacki's 10, if that helps give you an idea of her playing style.

I thought it'd be nice to add that Li Na just made history by being the first Asian player to reach the final of a Grand Slam. Way to go!! :w00t:





Li was also really funny in the on-court post-match interview :lol: Hopefully a video of it is posted online somewhere.

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #332 on: January 28, 2011, 03:26:20 PM »
Hope she'll be the first asian player to win a Grand Slam.

But wait, Michael Chang who wins Roland Garros in 1989 doesn't count as an asian. :)



I'll probably see the final while playing Everybody's Tennis on my PSP.

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #333 on: March 03, 2011, 10:21:35 AM »
^ Yup he does. Asian American but still  :yep:

Serena Williams had a blood clot scare (Pulmonary Embolism) :o

"This has been extremely hard, scary, and disappointing," ... "I am doing better, Im at home now and working with my doctors to keep everything under control."



Get well soon!

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #334 on: March 08, 2011, 05:14:17 AM »
Sampras Tops Agassi In Exhibition




sorry Thimmy  :P

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #335 on: March 28, 2011, 06:37:54 AM »

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #337 on: April 04, 2011, 11:13:10 AM »
I love this commercial  :w00t:

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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #338 on: June 02, 2011, 04:40:30 PM »
Nobody pays attention on Roland Garros?!

Strange.

Na Li reached the final. I hope she'll have better luck than in Australia.


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Re: Official Tennis Thread
« Reply #339 on: June 04, 2011, 07:15:30 PM »
^ she did

SHE WON!

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