Author Topic: What an idiot... XD (Read 4454 times)

Ayabie · « **on:** July 05, 2005, 08:30:10 PM »

This is most likely a fake, but I laughed anyway. I've heard a lot of depserate attempts at people wanting to lose their viginity, but this takes it all.

TheQuickening · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2005, 08:34:43 PM »

BUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :lmao:
That's GOT to be fake!!! I mean, c'mon, no one is THAT stupid, are they? I mean, hot, melted butter (8 minutes in the nuke, remember) on the gooch and he DIDN'T think she'd get burned?!?!?
:damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :lmao: :damnfunny :lmao: :lmao:

If he IS that stupid, the moron's never gonna get laid!!!

Ping · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2005, 11:46:46 PM »

Hahaha, oh man, 2 n64 games for sex? Then he burns her with 8 minute melted butter haha

No wonder he's a virgin.

Kenji · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2005, 11:54:03 PM »

It's gotta be fake...no one's that retarded.

Thimas X · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2005, 12:00:06 AM »

:lmao: :damnfunny

Butter?! LOL How did the ppl respond?

CD-Rose · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2005, 03:13:02 AM »

Amateur! That is why they have foreplay, then there is no need for lubrication (you arouse your partner by stimulating the clitoris). Obviously this guy had no clue what the hell he was doing. Spit , vaseline or lotion would have done the job.

kuno_thunder · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2005, 03:58:11 AM »

Butter? That's fuckin' hilarious!!! Everyone knows that lard is the shit....

Purpus · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2005, 04:14:17 AM »

Hmm, I wonder if that girl is YuisBoobs?

Hamasaki_Yoshizawa · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2005, 07:53:07 AM »

o.O
Yeah, he must be retarded or something to burn one of the most sensitive spots on the female body

Haha, butter o.O
N64 games? LMAO

Another pathetic and stupid attempt in trying to lose one's virginity

Sexy Beam · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2005, 08:07:11 AM »

Doubleyoo tee eff.

That's fucking stupid.

If this IS true, it doesn't surprise me that he's a virgin.

And, I noticed he has Hebrew Hammer as his avatar. He gave Mordechai Jerfferson Carver a bad name.

Poor Hammer...

kid chino · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2005, 08:26:07 AM »

"any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?"

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

that line gave the proof that his post was just a joke

suki* · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2005, 09:06:07 AM »

Moron. Even though I seriously doubt this is real...

But I'm interested in knowing the kinds of responses that he got though.

Gimme Dem Junks · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2005, 09:37:28 AM »

What? I often exchange sex for N64 games. AND one of my biggest turn-ons is a butter scalded clit. Is that weird?

Ping · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2005, 10:14:22 AM »

Quote from: Gimme Dem Junks

What? I often exchange sex for N64 games. AND one of my biggest turn-ons is a butter scalded clit. Is that weird?

Too bad he didn't ask you...

zlchn · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2005, 01:54:41 PM »

Is that what the term "butter her up" refers too? LOL... what a loser. This can't be real.. I mean please lie to me and tell me this aint real.

siggy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2005, 03:28:06 PM »

This has got to be fake............I mean.....come on....can a person be THAT ignorant/stupid or whatever the term you want to use.....especially at this age....if he REALLY doesn't know, can't he just get online and do some research before hand

Asmodai · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2005, 03:29:12 PM »

That's what I thought too: "Has this kid never seen a porno?"

amuse · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2005, 05:39:09 PM »

Quote from: zlchn

Is that what the term "butter her up" refers too? LOL... what a loser. This can't be real.. I mean please lie to me and tell me this aint real.

This aint real.

Happosai · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2005, 06:06:32 PM »

anybody knows where i can buy a second-hand N64 ???

YuisBoobs · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2005, 10:36:09 AM »

Quote from: Purpus

Hmm, I wonder if that girl is YuisBoobs?

Huh?

If some boy tried to use butter as lube on me I'd shove his dick in a toaster.