Author Topic: Official NFL Thread (Read 422380 times)

daigong · « **Reply #1220 on:** August 31, 2009, 05:43:40 AM »

IN FUCKING 1 MINUTE!!!

daigong · « **Reply #1221 on:** August 31, 2009, 06:56:49 AM »

That was fun

Everyone choosing the players they want FUCKER!! IWANT WESTBROOK!!! here's how the first 2 rounds went:

Long draft was long

BUT EPIC!! Goonna be a kick ass season. September 10th baby! Get your trades in ASSHOLES!

For the guys who couldn't sign up in time...rokun, advent, tama, shirenu, etc.

Quote from: daigong on August 24, 2009, 07:18:20 AM

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thatonezombie · « **Reply #1222 on:** August 31, 2009, 07:07:38 AM »

QBs in the first round is fail.

Mugen · « **Reply #1223 on:** August 31, 2009, 07:13:40 AM »

not if its drew brees

zoolander · « **Reply #1224 on:** September 01, 2009, 02:23:51 AM »

Quote from: thatonezombie on August 31, 2009, 07:07:38 AM

QBs in the first round is fail.

What about a TE in the first round

I wish I would have joined but I guess I already have my hands full with baseball and a couple other ff leagues. I'll definitely join the pick em though.

thatonezombie · « **Reply #1225 on:** September 01, 2009, 04:58:05 AM »

TEs are also fail in the first round, but Sev drafted them. And since the draft time was moved it pissed him off and now he is angry. I will push aside the stupidity of drafting a TE in the first round so I can root for Sev to fuck up everyone.

daigong · « **Reply #1226 on:** September 01, 2009, 06:11:03 PM »

^ sez the guys who didn't join the fantasy league!

WHY SO SERIOUS?

That's how me and Thim played it, pick our favorite players and score awesome

Just a weedin'
Brett Favre Injures Defender with Crackback Block (Vikings/Texans)

What was up wit dat Favre?

THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #1227 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:51:02 AM »

They gotta learn to deliver an effective Wildcat formation. Damn QBs need to know how to block like a WR.

daigong · « **Reply #1228 on:** September 03, 2009, 08:54:54 PM »

Not like this WR. MAN'S GAME!!

Nothing says "don't cut me" like a bouquet of roses.
Which is why Bears wideout Devin Aromashodu's idea is sort of brilliant. Rather than leave his NFL chances to fate, he went ahead and purchased all the Bears coaches flowers:

"I sent flowers to all the coaches, to keep me in mind," he said Tuesday.

The Bears are, like so many NFL teams, very near the process of player elimination. Cuts are happening. Professions will be decided. Performances will be either accepted or denied. A whole bunch of players will be returning to whatever it is sub-NFL players do when there's no Arena Football League anymore.

At least he didn't resort to blow!

kuro808 · « **Reply #1229 on:** September 03, 2009, 10:35:26 PM »

^ I read the story before many have done ridiculous things they will do to just stay in the NFL, well good luck whatever your name is "Devin Aromashodu" good luck trying to make the Bears or maybe the UFL will give a call

Mugen · « **Reply #1230 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:42:51 AM »

Shawne Merrimen chokes fuck Tila Tequila

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5ikd1kNnUC6f99uVAVehks4Ix7SIQ

Sev · « **Reply #1231 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:35:29 PM »

^ It's fucked up, literally. Chargers D has been looking sick in the pre season. Losing Merriman (yeah, spelled with an A, moog) is not good and might just throw them off.

I hope he's found innocent, that she just attention whored or something. Which she probably didn't. He prolly did it. Coz that's what he seems like; a big dumb ass that can't fuck a girl the way she's supposed to be fucked.

One thing to say to Merriman: You fucking idiot...

TOZ: Drafting TE's is actually a good plan in fantasy. The 10 extra points you get / game with a good TE is worth it, as is an active kicker. With the small amounts of team we have in the league you'll get good (meaning scoring points) WR's, QB's and RB's regardless if you pick them 3rd or 4th or whatever. What I did was a wild shot. Simply filling up the gaping holes i left open last season.

Yeah you heard me bitches. If your asses aint filled with my giant loads from last year, I will make sure i fill them up properly this year. Watch me win again. That of course if my old team, CKD's new team doesn't win. I like your plan bro. Picking up the players I won with last year. Solid thinking!

AND PLEASE WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SMACK TALK IN THE LEAGUE MESSAGES? WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF TALKING SHIT? NOT CONFIDENT? KNOW YOU WILL LOSE. BETTER BRING IT GOOD OR ELSE ILL FUCK YALL GOOD. NUFF SAID

kuro808 · « **Reply #1232 on:** September 07, 2009, 08:20:30 PM »

^ Well I should have joined your guys FF league but I'll take domination in the pick'em

Merriman was with Tila? didn't know that until now

but assaulting a person is bad

cool_kickin_dude · « **Reply #1233 on:** September 08, 2009, 03:02:09 AM »

^ me either..found out about it yesterday..

wait Sav, you callin me out too?! I took the lead against you last year..now IT'S ON!!

Sev · « **Reply #1234 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:30:17 PM »

That's the spirit CKD. A true warrior enters the arena with all his powers at the ready. BRING IT!!!

daigong · « **Reply #1235 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:39:24 PM »

Fuck Tila Tequila!!!! Dumb HO!!

BRING DAT SMACK!! Y'all aint MAN ENOUGH TO POST SMACK HERE!!

This where be at. Y'all asses are gonna be so far up yer throat this season that Peyton Manning will be Chanting "Beat dat Ho!!" and Donovan McNabb will be tasting pieces of your intestine in his CHUNKY SOUP!!!!!!!! BLOW IT UP YO ASS!! EAGLES GONNA WIN!! See you in Miami1! with my girlzzzzz Sexy Beam, DS12 and Ripusu!!

Mugen · « **Reply #1236 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:27:07 PM »

LOL Brees got me 6 TDs

CKD U GOT OWNED

cool_kickin_dude · « **Reply #1237 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:25:54 AM »

don't matter Muge..I still gotcha!! sides, long as Lions keep losing like this, I'm aight!

PLAY OF THA YEAR BABY!!!

Gus Johnson goes bezerk as Denver Broncos win on an 87yd Tip TD reception vs the Bengals

daigong · « **Reply #1238 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:57:00 AM »

HOLYSHIT!! WERD!! Best game of the day. Broncos and Bengals. Looked so fucking boring 0-0. PALMER WHAT!! MEET STOKLEY!! lol @ Dhani Jones

LMAO!!! Brady Quinn, runs and squirts the ball out. Favre managing it, but who knows if he can control his nutsack for long!!??!?!

Almost as good as Cutler getting his ASS handed to him by Al Harris and the Pack D!!!! Grant got me plenty of points EAT SHIT FOOLS!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Mcnabb ain't no bitch and rumbled in for the score, too bad his ribs ain't that way!! FUCK!!!

Dun worry. That's why we got Vick. I knew some shit was up when D-Mac was getting under 100 yards passing. Hopefully he'll get some Chunky Soup and be back.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK

Mugen · « **Reply #1239 on:** September 15, 2009, 04:17:57 AM »

hoooly fuck did u guys watch the patriots bills game???

crazy comeback by the brady bunch.

LOL fucken the bills' kick returner fucked it for the team. TO only got 2 receptions.