Mad props for the translations, sousora! Ranran's posts are seriously fucking awesome
・ If she could have a part-time job, she'd like to be a dancer in a parade at a theme park
Man, Ranran better get promoted to AKB cuz she's way too talented to be a parade dancer.
It's so hot, I think my head's gone funny. Well, it's always funny (laughs).
It sure is
I'm on the way home right now. Today I got to appear in Team B's show!! It was both fun and a little disappointing, I have to get better!! I'm a little sleepy so I think I'm gonna sleep on the train. If I miss my station, please come and pick me up!
I asked my father to give me a massage but he refused right away!! Is giving me a massage really that terrible? So, I attacked him. Yep. I seriously attacked him.
Man, I wish she would have posted pix of her attack
Today's filming has finished!! I was so nervous. I wonder if I still seem stiff on camera... I'm worried. Today's filming will air on the 20th! Ariyoshi AKB Kyouwakoku! It was my first location shoot, it was really fun! Make sure to watch it!
Has Ranran's Ariyoshi AKB Kyouwakoku debut been aired yet? I'm dying to see it. I can't believe such a funny and awesome girl hasn't appeared on that show before
Today we're going to check "Haruu" Shimada Haruka's fashion. Today she's emphasising coolness. I think it's great. What can you say... those legs!! Oi, that's got nothing to do with clothes, it's just her legs! Such firmness, they're great!
.... where exactly is Yamauchi Krystal looking? (laughs) Plus that pose! As expected of Haruu... Um, wait, what about the fashion check? But that pose is fantastic! And what about those calves?! ... I'm just a pervert (laughs).
THE.BEST.AKBLOG.POST.EVER. Man, Ranran should join JPH!P
Ah! Maybe if I shake my head around I'll be able to sleep better. I'm gonna try it right away!
She's such a weirdo! And that's why she's awesome
What's wrong dad? There's okonomiyaki all over your face!!
Ahahahahahahah!!!