The ANGERME Thread (アンジュルム); ex-S/mileage (スマイレージ)

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Tsunku trolling them again?

Kana

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What is he doooinnnng??

He shouldn't go all KKS/CCM on them. Look what happened to T-ara as a result. Stop fucking with them, let them do their job and work hard as a group. :/


(Oh, context: T-ara's CEO adds in a new member, starts scaring the members that if someone becomes lazy they'll get kicked out, causing an unhealthy working environment causing passive aggressive tweets causing rumours about bullying within the group causing the mess that is now)

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what is he exactly?

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The Chain Gang

Meimi: Captain, captain, there's a big problem!! Our rehearsal
was posted on the S/mileage channel!



            What the F???????


Dawa: It's Kana, and she's crying, and it's on YouTube!!!


Dawa: (barely audible) Never again!


Meimi: Fukuda san, what does Dawa mean?


Kanon: Meimi, I've seen that look before.....


Kanon: It was years ago, we were H!P Brown Berets, on patrol down by the river.....


Kanon:We ran into an enemy patrol.....


Kanon: We fought like Country Musume, but we were outnumbered!
It felt like 48 against we 4, and they were vicious- armed to the teeth with AKB47's!!


Kanon: Dawa fought like a mad woman, and despite getting hit
three times, she dragged me out of that jungle.....but...but...
(sobbing)........we lost Maeda and Ogawa.......


Rina Katsuta: Oh Dear Lord, Saints preserve us!!


Dawa: Who posted the video? Does anyone know?


Akari Takeuchi: But Captain......it was....it was
Tsu.....Tsuuu.......TSUNKU!!!


Dawa: (with clenched teeth) Fine, then that's who I'm gonna talk to......


Tsunku: Ah Dawa chan, good to see you! Guess you saw the YouTube posts!
What do you think?


Dawa: What do I think?


Dawa: I don't think Tsunku san! I Feel!!!


Tsunku: Oh sounds like a song title!!


Dawa: Very funny..........not! Since you think it is okay to post
videos of my girls when they are down and out, I thought I would
let you know that I will be posting some interesting photos of you at some of your most
vulnerable times.....


Dawa: Like these shots:


Tsunku: Oh No!


AD Snerdley: Uh boss, your computer has been hacked, and a lot
of the material in your "Did I do That?" folder has been copied!


Tsunku: (Crying) Dawa chan, I am sorry......
Please tell Kana I'm sorry............


Dawa: I hope I can trust you in the future. We'll wear those short skirts,
we'll play punishment games, we'll drive around the country in  a bus,
we'll give up dating....but don't ever forget, we have feelings!!!


Back in the artists' lounge:

Kana: My Hero!!


Rina: Welcome back Captain!!


Dawa: Okay, one last picture, and then let's work on those dance moves again!
Back to the Chain Gang, girls!


-the end-

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http://hellosayunii.com/2012/09/24/smileage-tenshin-ranman-otona-no-tochuu-concert-rip-released/

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Lot's of S/mileage goodness:

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New Year greetings from S/mileage!
Each girl talks about accomplishments in 2012.
Look forward to a great year from the girls in 2013!

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Not sure if potential for lawsuit or possible cross-promotion opportunity...
http://smileage.vw.com

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Akari and Meimi promoting the next Hello! Challenge volume 12-

English- level up!!!!   

{enabling disabled by request, please watch on YouTube}

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Ayacho and Kanon promote their joint PB

Akari, Meimi, Kana and Rina go to the arcade

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Wada has really grown as leader. She's become a fine adult. Before, he wanted her to be more active as leader, but he also wants her to grow her own personal characteristics. There are a lot of airheads in S/mileage, but he wants to bring her own elegant sort of airheadedness to the front.

Fukuda is becoming a college student, and he thinks she's become all the more rejuvenated and fresh. It's great that she's facing the front with a pure sort of feeling lately. He wants to entrust a lot of things to her from now on. She's grown tremendously since she was small, but now she looks like an innocent high school girl.

Katsuta is a girl who's inconsistent with how photogenic she is. Because of that, he's surprised every once in a while by how photogenic she is and the times when she smiles with all of her heart. And that's not just in photos, but also in recording and MCs. She might actually be a home run batter, so he wants her to always swing with full force.

Tamura's wild side is sometimes very quiet and composed. Her limbs have always been long, and if she could silently adjust her features, she could appear as something like a model. Even so, there's still a switch inside of her that makes her really, really noisy. But that's what's so lovely and charming about her. He looks forward to working with the part of S/mileage that is the "life."

Takeuchi has become very sensuous. She has been setting out on a boyish direction with her hair and styling, but what's interesting is she can put her girl face forward as much as possible. First-time fans will see her short cut and think that she's a boyish sort of girl, but regular fans have noticed that hidden part of her.

Nakanishi, much like Tamura, has a switch that when flipped makes her extremely noisy, like a broken toy, but when she's silent she's like the daughter of a high-class family. No one would suspect she's actually a future Osaka granny. He thinks that if she grows her bangs out, he'll be able to produce a completely different Nakanishi. Look forward to it!

http://ameblo.jp/tsunku-blog/entry-11524496221.html

*Thx to Lurkette from H!O

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