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General => Sports => Topic started by: daigong on February 23, 2005, 06:02:12 AM

Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 23, 2005, 06:02:12 AM
The Official Shaq Pimp Thread

Shaq strained his fat knee!!  :evil:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1997608 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1997608)

(http://img220.exs.cx/img220/256/otc054kt.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/daigong/13099802.jpg)

Whaddya think of the Heat's chances are now without him? Looks like Alonzo Mourning might get more minutes than he baragained for.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on February 23, 2005, 06:15:21 AM
He shoulda shook Kobe's hand at teh allstar game. I think if he had more fat around that knee this injury might now happen.  :!:

The Flash is such a stupid nick name for Wade. Wade is going to step it up and so is Zo.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 23, 2005, 07:14:14 AM
Fuck that!! Kobe is just a little pussy ... always whining about how his teammates don't give him the rock. I read Phil's book and I believe everything Big Chief Triangle says. Sure he may be on the chronic but it's da truth!!

Hope Wang ZhiZhi don't pull a K-Mart "MY Kidney! My kidney!" during practice.  :twisted:
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Ping on February 23, 2005, 07:23:03 AM
Damn, I had high hopes for the Heat too  :(
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: halcali on February 23, 2005, 07:50:28 AM
is wang zhizhi any good? i've never seen him before. i'm imagining that he's no yao ming (and hell, even he's not THAT great).
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 23, 2005, 07:59:17 AM
Mr. Wang's garbage. He can nail the three but his defense is shit.

I gotta check out Sports Center to see how fucked Shaq is. At least it's in February...The Big Fatty should be back by playoffs.

ETA...strained it while killing Othello Harrington. X-Rays negative. then again, that's what they said about TO.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on February 24, 2005, 12:57:33 AM
Quote from: daigong
Mr. Wang's garbage. He can nail the three but his defense is shit.


yea he sucks balls. i'm glad the mavs traded him.

that japanese guy who played for the Suns did get cut.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 01, 2005, 11:42:59 PM
Yeah. The Japanese guy is gone!! LOL

Shaq is BACK!!! (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2002620)And so is Zo (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2002503).

Damn, we need a new NBA update thread.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: halcali on March 02, 2005, 09:08:05 AM
ah man, that japanese guy had all those commercials in japan about being the first guy from the nippon to play in the NBA too lol

i guess he can go play in europe tho, which isn't so bad
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: ytl on March 02, 2005, 05:32:40 PM
When I saw that clip of Shaq got injured, the first thing in my mind wasn't Shaq's knee but that poor guy who got stomped on his chest.........  I was like OMFG poor dude, expecting some intestine getting splashed out.  LOL.
Title: Shaq is officially "obese"
Post by: daigong on March 10, 2005, 08:37:49 AM
Does the NBA have a weight problem too?  :lol:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/3448654

Quote
Only four players assessed using the body-mass index (BMI) by The Associated Press made it all the way to the "obese" range, most notably - you guessed it - Miami Heat star Shaquille O'Neal.

The body-mass index doesn't directly measure fat. It comes from a formula that considers only weight and height. At 7-foot-1 and 325 pounds, O'Neal had the NBA's highest BMI, 31.6, in the AP analysis. (He admits to gaining 2 pounds since those numbers were posted.)

That puts him in the "obese" range, which is 30 and above. A BMI indicates normal weight if it falls between 18.5 and 24.9, and overweight if it's between 25 and 29.9.


Said The Diesel: "You think that, stick to science. Top 50, three rings, lot of money, two mansions."  

(http://img212.exs.cx/img212/7769/shaq137448099pp.jpg)

From a celebrity boxing match earlier this summer: Shaq is on the right.

And food for thought:

Overweight Players

Ron Artest - 28 BMI
Emeka Okafor - 28 BMI
Duncan - 27 BMI
J. O'Neal - 27 BMI
Yao Ming - 27 BMI
Ben Wallace - 26 BMI
Kidd - 26 BMI
Marion - 26 BMI
Amare - 26 BMI
Maggette - 26 BMI
LeBron - 26 BMI
Wade - 26 BMI
Marbury - 26 BMI
Kobe - 25 BMI
Grant Hill - 25 BMI
Steve Francis - 25 BMI
Chris Bosh - 25 BMI
Dwight Howard - 25 BMI
Dikembe Mutumbo - 25 BMI


Normal Players

Ray Allen - 24 BMI
Nash - 24 BMI
Arenas - 24 BMI
Dirk - 24 BMI
Ginobli - 24 BMI
Odom - 24 BMI
McGrady - 23 BMI
Tony Parker - 23 BMI
Rashard Lewis - 23 BMI
Iverson - 22 BMI
Garnett - 22 BMI
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: tamatron on March 10, 2005, 07:34:26 PM
I think Shaq's in better shape than ever. So screw that system.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 11, 2005, 11:14:10 AM
Look at all the "overweight" guys. haha. I mean, most NBA guys are ripped compared to your average dude.

Shaq just picks up random people and starts lifting them.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on March 13, 2005, 07:33:20 AM
Dikembe Mutumbo is overweight!  :w00t: That system is stupid. I judge obese people visually, not by some formula.
Title: Shaq on Wheaties Box
Post by: daigong on March 17, 2005, 07:38:05 AM
Pile on yet another accolade for The Diesel!  :D  

Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: en on March 18, 2005, 08:02:34 AM
Yeah, these systems are useless...

I mean, Dwight Howard and Bosh overweight???
Yeah, right.
Title: [LMFAO] Shaq MVP
Post by: daigong on May 09, 2005, 05:37:52 AM
(http://img14.echo.cx/img14/3974/shaqmvp037an.jpg)

Shaq reacts to hearing the news that Steve Nash is MVP  :lol:

http://rapidshare.de/files/1640306/Shaq_MVP.avi.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/1654364/Shaq_MVP.mp3.html

OR he just heard Rika is no longer in Morning Musume!!  :D
Title: [LMAO] Kobe reunites with Shaq
Post by: daigong on May 12, 2005, 09:30:10 AM
Just in time for a run at the title!! Just like fuckin old times!  :lol:

http://www.thesideliner.com/kobesuitsup.htm
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: en on May 12, 2005, 11:43:23 AM
Haha, that's pretty funny...
I'll buy that T-shirt if I have the money...
Title: Shaq and Zo: From Enemies to Buddies
Post by: daigong on May 27, 2005, 06:28:48 AM
Excellent article:

first...some flash back from the song: "What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock)" by Fu Schnickens feat. Shaq:

Now who's the first pick? me, word is born and
Not a Christean Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning


Shaq, Mourning meshing together at the right time for Heat
 
(http://img278.echo.cx/img278/9655/207895480artr00if.jpg)

By TIM REYNOLDS, AP Sports Writer
May 26, 2005
MIAMI (AP) -- They were once bitter rivals, sharing nothing but disdain for the other.

From the moment Shaquille O'Neal was the No. 1 pick in the 1992 NBA Draft, one spot ahead of Alonzo Mourning, the pair have been linked -- and the relationship was never good. O'Neal once wanted to fight Mourning; in turn, Mourning questioned if O'Neal had any true basketball skill.

Yet their marriage as Miami teammates has gone splendidly, with the two becoming fast friends because of a shared goal -- delivering the Heat's first NBA championship.
 
``He and I both want the same thing,'' O'Neal said. ``We want to get it done.''

In the Eastern Conference finals against Detroit, a best-of-seven series now tied at a game apiece, O'Neal and Mourning have occasionally been paired on the court -- although both are centers. When playing alongside O'Neal, Mourning moves to power forward.

``It'll be a little more challenging for opponents when we're in the game together,'' Mourning said. ``If they go past me, then they've got to see him. If they go past him, then they've got to see me.''

Both teams took Thursday off. Game 3 of the series is Sunday on the Pistons' home floor.

Late in Miami's 92-86 win in Game 2 of the series on Wednesday night, Mourning proved invaluable, especially on the defensive end. He played eight minutes in the final quarter, officially being credited in that stint with two blocks; he appeared to warrant a third when Ben Wallace missed a dunk with 4:51 left.

Another Wallace shot was blocked by Mourning with 3:43 left, this one setting up Dwyane Wade for a layup that put Miami ahead 83-78. And Wallace tried to run over Mourning's screen on Miami's next possession, sending Mourning to the line for two free throws; he made both and put the Heat up by seven.

Mourning's end-of-game numbers seemed modest: 22 minutes, six points, four blocks, two rebounds. But O'Neal heaped plenty of praise in Mourning's direction after the game.

``Zo's definitely playing well, playing hard, blocking shots, playing good defense,'' said O'Neal, who had 17 points and 10 rebounds in Game 2. ``... It was great. He had my back a couple times, couple times I really couldn't get to the rebound because I was trying to hold Ben Wallace off.''

Some of Detroit's players, including Chauncey Billups and Rasheed Wallace, said they didn't think the O'Neal-Mourning pairing mattered much. But Detroit coach Larry Brown was a bit more complimentary.

``Zo, everybody forgets how good he is. But they did a good job,'' Brown said Wednesday night. ``Defensively they forced us a little outside. They challenged shots, they did a lot of good things.''

Mourning, who still takes numerous medications for his kidney disease and the resultant transplant, said he's willing to play as much as Miami needs -- especially with O'Neal still slowed by a bruised right thigh.

``It ain't time to conserve nothing right now. It's winning time,'' Mourning said. ``I can go full-tilt. You don't have to cut back my minutes. My doctors have said 'Hey, you can go all out. You can do what you have to do.'''

When the Heat re-signed Mourning as a free agent late in the regular season, many wondered if Shaq and Zo could peacefully coexist. The answer was a resounding 'yes.'

On Tuesday, O'Neal picked up Mourning, and the two took Wade on a pep talk disguised as a joyride.

They stressed how important Wade was to Miami's championship chances, how he should simply ignore what he was hearing about the way he played in the Heat's Game 1 loss. The chat sent Wade's spirits soaring; he dropped 40 points on the Pistons in Game 2.

``I listen to guys who have been doing it for years, `` Wade said. ``And I just try to come out and make them proud.''
Title: Shaq Undercover
Post by: daigong on May 27, 2005, 08:55:34 AM
Shaq joined a task force hunting down online Sexual Predators ... look out! :shock:

Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on April 18, 2006, 08:13:24 AM
*bump* brand new!! add merging tools and all my dead Shaq threads!! We get!!

THE OFFICIAL SHAQ PIMP THREAD!

Anyone see Shaq in Scary Movie  4? (scroll down for clip)

(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3281/shaqscarymovieblog3001fa.jpg)
http://www.nba.com/features/vidblog.html

Don't forget to get his new DVDs:

(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6533/shaq027kj.jpg)

Shaq Like No Other
http://www.warnervideo.com/probasketballdvd/shaqnoother.html

and his reality show "Shaquille" :D
http://www.warnervideo.com/probasketballdvd/shaqtv.html
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on April 19, 2006, 01:17:01 PM
man... Shaq can't act :P or make free throws
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on April 22, 2006, 08:32:05 AM
Quote from: Thimas X
man... Shaq can't act :P or make free throws


Him and Dr. Phil were fuckin hilarious! XD

whaddya mean Shaq is a bad actor!? check his hip action in bed with a white woman:

(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3168/shaqinbed5st.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN-NexZUD7I
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on April 26, 2006, 04:08:05 AM
not that violent for a BIG man like himself  rofl

at least hes in shape now
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Samuel L. Jackson on June 01, 2006, 02:22:45 AM
DID YOU SEE HIM MONDAY?? Block on Rip and then taking it straight to the hole!! I always loved his "fast walk" back. :lol:

(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/714/shaqisbetterthanu6hc.jpg)

Watch Highlights @ 0:21 http://rapidshare.de/files/21749137/up.mixmakers.net_060529_Heat_Pistons_Game4.avi.html (credit tatlus)

I'm a make Masa play this on HiP HoP Hizzy (Saturday Mornings on HiP Radio - check local listings) while Big Dai is out.

Shaquille O'Neal feat. RZA and Method Man - No Hook
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9636/shaqnohook5fq.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQHpb0Ax1w
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on June 01, 2006, 04:54:48 AM
that fast break was sickkkkkkkkk
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: THUNDERDUCK on June 12, 2006, 05:31:09 AM
The only thing Daigong likes about SHAQ is that ASS!
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on June 13, 2006, 07:12:02 AM
I knoww!!! I saw the man crush with my own eyes!
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Flyp on June 13, 2006, 05:39:28 PM
Quote from: THUNDERDUCK
The only thing Daigong likes about SHAQ is that ASS!

NO JOKE!  Daigong was fascinated with the television when he was on screen.  I quote: "Look at that ass!"
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on June 21, 2006, 08:48:46 AM
AND Rei-chan dared me to make a Shaq ass avatar ... hmm...maybe just a banner, there's that video from the 90s where he's shaking his ass. :drool:

this is from tonite:
(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/onealWadeportrait_400_06062.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/onealWadeportrait_400_06062.jpg/view/)(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/shaqOJG_400_060620.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/shaqOJG_400_060620.jpg/view/)(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/wadeandShaqADB_400_060620.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/wadeandShaqADB_400_060620.jpg/view/)

CAN YOU DIG IT!?
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on June 23, 2006, 06:29:01 AM
SHAQ'S ASS!

(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/cap002.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/cap002.jpg/view/)(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/cap003.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/cap003.jpg/view/)(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/cap004-20060623001549.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/cap004-20060623001549.jpg/view/)
(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/cap005.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/cap005.jpg/view/)(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/cap006.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/cap006.jpg/view/)
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on June 27, 2006, 08:33:19 AM
I need this T-shirt!

(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/1493/ineedthisshirt424dl3va.jpg)

guess I have to go watch the movie now :P
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 03, 2006, 08:45:05 AM
NBA Media Day pics

(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/capt.7b5e1741277944168166ad2057a632b8.heat_media_day_flad107.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/capt.7b5e1741277944168166ad2057a632b8.heat_media_day_flad107.jpg/view/)(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/capt.763e87bcb6dd4b0c933f08ddd3c0c5eb.heat_media_day_flad104.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/capt.763e87bcb6dd4b0c933f08ddd3c0c5eb.heat_media_day_flad104.jpg/view/)(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/capt.b6612f09797548d083a7a91ed2a0d70d.heat_media_day_basketball_flad103.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/capt.b6612f09797548d083a7a91ed2a0d70d.heat_media_day_basketball_flad103.jpg/view/)
(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/full.getty-72035471vb002_heat_media_da_5_40_26_pm.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/full.getty-72035471vb002_heat_media_da_5_40_26_pm.jpg/view/)(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/full.getty-72035471vb010_heat_media_da_5_29_37_pm.jpg) (http://s2.supload.com/free/full.getty-72035471vb010_heat_media_da_5_29_37_pm.jpg/view/)

(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/6335/ytluknucklehed03ng4.th.jpg) (http://img55.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ytluknucklehed03ng4.jpg)(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/233/ytluknucklehed10ol3.th.jpg) (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ytluknucklehed10ol3.jpg)(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5622/ytluknucklehed11az2.th.jpg) (http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ytluknucklehed11az2.jpg)

more pix

(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3171/shaqwpp20051024fp7.th.jpg) (http://img76.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shaqwpp20051024fp7.jpg)(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/738/wallpaper0506shackleforct5.th.jpg) (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wallpaper0506shackleforct5.jpg)
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on October 07, 2006, 06:06:42 AM
man...shaq has been tanning...look at wade's tan lines
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 26, 2006, 09:33:08 AM
Wade's a party animal! :o

this story is FUCKIN HILARIOUS! imagine Maliciel being busted by Shaq!

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3533/ph2006102401491zy7.jpg)

In Virginia, O'Neal Gets a Taste of a Bad Stakeout
Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Shaquille O'Neal was present during a botched child pornography raid last month while working in Virginia as a reserve sheriff's deputy.

The Miami Heat center, who pursues his interest in law enforcement during the offseason, denied yesterday taking part in serving the search warrant at the wrong house Sept. 23. However, Bedford County Sheriff's Lt. Michael Harmony confirmed that O'Neal was there.   

O'Neal, in Orlando to play a preseason game last night, was asked about the raid and several times somewhat playfully responded, "It wasn't me."

The 13-time all-star has expressed an interest in becoming a Bedford deputy or sheriff somewhere else after his NBA career ends.

A.J. Nuckols , who said his family has filed formal complaints, wrote in a letter published in the Chatham Star-Tribune that the raid at his Gretna, Va., home "scared beyond description" him and his family. Nuckols also said in a telephone interview that he heard O'Neal was at his home, but didn't specifically see the 7-foot-1, 325-pounder in all the commotion.

It wasn't until later authorities realized they had been given the wrong IP address, which Internet service providers can use to identify users, leading them to the wrong physical address, Harmony said. It was the Internet company's mistake, he said.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on December 16, 2006, 08:36:34 AM
:lol: Shaq got called out by PETA when wanting the old leather ball back:

(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5613/shaqbd4.jpg)

http://blog.peta.org/archives/2006/12/shaqs_sensitive.php
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: JFC on December 16, 2006, 09:17:42 PM
^ And PETA wonders why no one takes them seriously. :lol:
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: LaJon on December 16, 2006, 10:03:47 PM
This thread is useless without pictures from the greatest NES game of all time: Shaq Fu

(http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Shaq_Fu_gen_ScreenShot1.jpg) (http://www.trhonline.com/shaqfu/s1.jpg) (http://www.trhonline.com/shaqfu/s2.jpg)
(http://www.trhonline.com/shaqfu/s3.jpg) (http://www.trhonline.com/shaqfu/s4.jpg) (http://www.trhonline.com/shaqfu/s4b.jpg) (http://www.trhonline.com/shaqfu/s5.jpg) (http://www.trhonline.com/shaqfu/jungle.jpg) (http://www.trhonline.com/shaqfu/prince.jpg)
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on December 17, 2006, 05:31:27 PM
lol wtf i didn't know he had a game..rofl


nice dbz sig
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on January 13, 2007, 04:29:53 PM
Yeah he did Junior. Same time he came out with his rap CD of the same name...he had to compete with Jordan's game XD

Check out the bling:
(http://xs411.xs.to/xs411/07026/missed2.jpg)
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on January 25, 2007, 11:00:32 AM
SHAQ IS BACK!!!!
(http://xs311.xs.to/xs311/07044/l2328631.jpg)
[/SIZE]

HOW'D HE DO?

14 minutes played

5 points

(2 for 6 FG; 1 for 2 FT)

5 rebounds

3 fouls

Heat lost to the Pacers tho XD
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: randomness on February 02, 2007, 10:33:57 AM
Quote from: Thimas X;2149
Dikembe Mutumbo is overweight!  :w00t: That system is stupid. I judge obese people visually, not by some formula.


definately, some people maybe be normal but its the visual that counts!
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on February 07, 2007, 12:08:05 AM
Have those pictures up there always been porn pics? lol
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: mode107 on February 09, 2007, 09:23:21 PM
I have to say he had the coolest video-game name ever...shaq-fu
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: arun.yothin on February 10, 2007, 08:08:44 PM
Mo' Shaq goodness!!

He had the video game(I think he had one of those busted Tiger games too), but he also had a pinball game
(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/4967/shaqattaq1995f1ka8.jpg)

As well as a children's book
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3046/bean20stalkbl2.jpg)

I found that at a site called shaqattaq.net (http://www.shaqattaq.net/)
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: mode107 on February 11, 2007, 02:54:28 AM
o wow i never heard of shaq attaq, lol but man i really like his video game titles
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 12, 2007, 08:34:07 AM
Quote from: Thimas X;302351
Have those pictures up there always been porn pics? lol

Nah, stupid supload fucked up my pix :evil:

Quote from: arun.yothin;305148
I found that at a site called shaqattaq.net (http://www.shaqattaq.net/)

LMAO!! Great site arun...back in the day, they sure made him as a copycat Jordan. Complete with logo...I'm glad he made a name for himself with his own dynasty.

Shaq's been rounding up to form 21 minutes to score 22 points Monday vs Charlotte. Solid game against the Spurs today. 7 for 11, 7 boards in 25 minutes. LOOK OUT SHAQ ATTAQ IS BACK!

(http://xs512.xs.to/xs512/07071/shaqduncan_400_070211.jpg)

Wonder how his Super Bowl party went!!

Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal helps police nab hit-and-run driver
BY ROB BARRY and EVAN S. BENN
rbarry@MiamiHerald.com

Miami Heat center and Miami Beach reserve officer Shaquille O'Neal has done it again -- this time, helping police nab a hit-and-run driver early Sunday morning.

It was 4 a.m., and O'Neal and bodyguard Jerome Crawford had just returned from an away game in Chicago.

They were outside Crawford's Coconut Grove home unloading luggage when a car, driven by Emmnueo Cibrin, 18, veered into O'Neal's parked 2007 Cadillac Escalade.

O'Neal and his bodyguard saw Cibrin leaving the scene, and leapt into the damaged SUV to give chase. They tailed Cibrin and passenger Junior Rondon for about five minutes before catching up with the two Tampa friends near Southwest 17th Avenue and Coral Way.

Rondon, 20, said he and Cibrin had just left the Vision Nightclub on Grand Avenue in Coconut Grove when they struck the open driver-side door of a black Cadillac Escalade parked in the street. Cibrin kept driving, Rondon said, but with good reason.

''He was going to stop, but then we saw the Escalade chasing us,'' Rondon told The Miami Herald on Sunday. ``We got scared and kept driving, you know?''

Cibrin could not be reached for comment.

They stopped a few minutes later, near a gas station, and Rondon said he and his friend were shocked to see the 7-foot-1 O'Neal step out of the Escalade's driver seat.

''I couldn't believe that,'' Rondon said. ``Of all the people. I mean, damn.''

The Heat center was stern with the friends, who came to Miami to party for the weekend, Rondon said.

''He told us to shut up,'' Rondon said. 'He said, `I don't want to talk to you right now.' ''

O'Neal flagged down a nearby police officer, Rondon said. Police ticketed Cibrin for several violations, including leaving the scene of an accident, Rondon said, adding that drunken driving was not one of the charges. It's unknown the amount of damage done to the Escalade.

Police confirmed that they responded to an accident at the scene, and a spokesman said further details and the police report would be released Monday. O'Neal has been sidelined on the court as of late as he recovers from knee surgery, but that hasn't slowed his fight against crime. The 34-year-old has repeatedly used his police skills since being sworn in as a Miami Beach police reserve officer in December 2005.

In September of that year , while he was still in police training, O'Neal helped officers capture a man accused of a hate crime.

O'Neal saw someone jump out of a car and hurl a bottle toward two men walking near Third Street and Washington Avenue in Miami Beach. The man also shouted some anti-gay slurs, police said.

O'Neal followed the suspect's car until he found an officer to flag down. Police arrested the suspect and charged him with assault.

In June 2006, as O'Neal was catching some sleep before Game 5 of the NBA Finals, a man was abducted on Miami Beach and dropped in front of O'Neal's Star Island home. The man, Ryan Bibbee, 23, woke up O'Neal and his wife Shaunie when Bibbee started ringing the security buzzer at 5 a.m.

''This is Detective O'Neal. I have a 38 in front of my house,'' Shaq told a 911 dispatcher at the time. ''38'' is police code for a suspicious person.

Police later arrested two men in connection with kidnapping and robbing Bibbee.

Then in September, O'Neal was part of a botched police raid in Bedford County, Va., where he is also a reserve deputy. O'Neal and officers burst into the home of a suspected child pornography offender. Turns out, it was the wrong address, and police returned the items they seized during the raid.

Even O'Neal's presence seems to have a crimefighting uptick: Last month, the star center was shopping in a Miami Beach Walgreens when police officers came to restrain a homeless man. Witnesses said shoppers were more interested in Shaq and his bright-blue outfit than the police incident.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 19, 2007, 08:56:53 AM
Shaq at the All-Star game 2007, I'll post some dunk ones in HQ later. From NBA.com

styling!
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9260/shaqbus600070218zs0.jpg)

and dancing with Lebron
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3672/allstargamepracticebaskxz2.jpg)
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on February 24, 2007, 02:44:14 PM
^ lol

It's gonna be interesting to see how Shaq is gonna adjust to Wade being out. I wanna see if he can still carry a team on his shoulders.
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 26, 2007, 01:13:44 AM
Just toss him the ROCK!! I wonder if D-Wade will have surgery....

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3897/cavaliershea65500pmxk3.jpg)

solid game this afternoon: 9-18,  19 Pts, 11 Rebs, 3 Assists...Heat gonna snag a playoff spot in the Weak ASS East
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 28, 2007, 09:32:29 AM
Shaq scored his 25,000th Point vs the Knicks the other nite against Eddy Curry #34 of the New York Knicks on February 26, 2007 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.

(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3929/25000heatknicks80800pmji7.jpg)

Shaq meets Bush:
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7115/fulljgetty73340970nb018mc1.th.jpg) (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fulljgetty73340970nb018mc1.jpg)(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3153/fulljgetty73340970nb006jp2.th.jpg) (http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fulljgetty73340970nb006jp2.jpg)



(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4604/shaqfacephoto00photodefua5.jpg)
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on February 28, 2007, 02:59:25 PM
^lol

Shaq should get a job in the white house...maybe Speaker of House. lol
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: mikewallace on March 02, 2007, 09:20:16 PM
haha Bush would take anybody over Pelosi.

And loook at that air XD, Shaq has got crazy hops!
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 06, 2007, 09:20:54 AM
Yeah, Shaq can totally breakdance since his Orlando days. Ever seen a 7'1" 350 pound man shake an ass LIKE THAT? He sure stepped his game till -Wade --- doing REHAB!! -- comes back.

CHECK THIS OUT!! Shaq's 2nd reality show.

(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5152/hawksheatbasketballaaa1kc0.jpg)

Shaquille O'Neal to feature in TV show aimed at helping overweight kids
The Associated Press
Published: March 5, 2007



LOS ANGELES: Shaquille O'Neal will be taking a shot at a TV reality show focused on childhood obesity and health.

The series later this year on the ABC network will feature the National Basketball Association All-Star who plays for the Miami Heat and his effort to help Florida schoolchildren lose weight, ABC said Monday.

Airdates for the six-episode series, yet to be titled, haven't been set.

The series, being filmed in Broward County, Florida, will track the lives of the children involved. O'Neal will be on hand as booster and, in episodes yet to be shot, will lobby politicians on causes including school nutrition, Daily Variety reported Monday.

The show is an adaptation of the British series "Ian Wright's Unfit Kids," which featured the former soccer star.

O'Neal, a father of six, has been outspoken about the issue of children and weight problems.

The former Los Angeles Laker's Hollywood resume includes appearances on the reality shows "Fear Factor" and "Punk'd" and roles in movies including "Kazaam" and "Blue Chips."
Title: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Thimas X on March 07, 2007, 06:36:11 AM
lol Kazaam hahaha

Well hopefully this show will do better than his old one..
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on May 02, 2007, 06:53:50 AM

shameless Shaq whoring. Better luck next year Big Fella.
(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/6857/fulljgetty73896474vb008dy9.jpg)
(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4366/fulljgetty73896474vb009zg6.jpg)

Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 18, 2007, 08:16:59 PM
Anyone watch Shaq's Big Challenge (http://abc.go.com/primetime/shaqsbigchallenge/)? Very inspiring. Shaq turns fat kids into skinny kids. The results are SHOCKING.

HE TAKES ON THE SCHOOLS! Makes em change their cafeteria lunches. Takes his message all the way to the GOVERNOR!
(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9011/shaq299475gk2.jpg)

I like it when the kid farts on him while doing sit ups.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7494/shaq300178ad0.jpg)

here's a clip of episode 3 - SHAQ SMASHES A BOOM BOX!!!
[youtube=425,350]0CyyZEWOtFU[/youtube]

You'll be inspired. You'll be moved. You'll move off your couch and GET IN SHAPE!

"Once you start, you finish...OR ELSE."
- Phillip Harrison aka Shaq's dad


Peep this site and start getting ur family in shape: http://www.shaqsfamilychallenge.com

I'm getting the DVD with ALL 6 EPISODES!! FO SHO!
Title: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 06, 2008, 05:27:35 AM
The Miami Heat's season has come to this: Shaquille O'Neal could be traded.

The Phoenix Suns are weighing whether to complete one of the most unexpected deals in NBA history by acquiring O'Neal from the Heat, NBA front-office sources told ESPN.com's Marc Stein on Tuesday night.

Sources said that the Suns are deciding whether to go through with a deal that would send Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to the Heat for O'Neal, who, at 35, is in the midst of his least productive season for a Heat team that has cratered from a championship in 2006 to a 9-37 record this season.

"It's possible," said one source close to the situation, speaking about the potential trade.

The Miami Herald first reported on its Web site Tuesday night that the Heat have informed O'Neal that they are shopping him, and that talks with the Suns were serious.

A confidant of the 14-time All-Star center told The Associated Press on Tuesday night that O'Neal is ready for the Heat to trade him.

"Shaq thinks something will happen," the associate said. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3232862)


O__O

Whoa, who'd thunk it?

Well, lets see how this goes, it could be very interesting.
Title: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 06, 2008, 11:53:48 PM
Sources: Suns a 'yes' away from acquiring Shaq for Marion

The seemingly improbable pairing of an aging Shaquille O'Neal and the run-and-gun Phoenix Suns is just a final "yes" from the Suns away from happening, according to NBA front-office sources.

Sources told ESPN.com on Tuesday night that the Miami Heat have already agreed to send O'Neal to the Suns in exchange for All-Star forward Shawn Marion and out-of-favor guard Marcus Banks. Miami is simply waiting for Phoenix management to complete a medical examination of O'Neal and formally accept what would rank as one of the most unexpected trades in league history.

"It looks like it's going to happen," said one source close to the situation. "We should know for sure by [Wednesday]." (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3232862)
Title: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 07, 2008, 12:24:58 AM
Suns grow larger, acquiring Shaq from Heat for Marion, Banks

PHOENIX -- The Phoenix Suns have acquired Shaquille O'Neal in a stunning, blockbuster deal that sends four-time All-Star Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to the Miami Heat.

The improbable pairing of the speedy Suns and the slow but once-mighty O'Neal became official when he cleared a physical exam Wednesday.

The trade, a dramatic move by first-year Phoenix general manager Steve Kerr, signals an unexpected change in philosophy for the Suns, adding a 7-foot-1, 325-pound center who has won four NBA championships but has been plagued by injuries in recent years and turns 36 next month. O'Neal has been out with a hip injury and underwent an MRI exam in Miami on Tuesday. He flew to Phoenix on Wednesday for the physical. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3234099)


Its a done deal, Shaq traded to Phoenix and Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to Miami.
Title: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: JFC on February 07, 2008, 04:49:58 AM
Nash VS Shaq...who will emerge as the leader of the Suns?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

I'd go with Nash any day of the week, and that's not just because he's a fellow Canuck.
Title: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 08, 2008, 12:28:38 AM
Could the Suns have gotten a better deal for Marion?

Another Christmas Day in February?

After the Los Angeles Lakers got a gift-wrapped Pau Gasol last week, are the Miami Heat getting a similar present from Santa this week?

Around the NBA, everyone from general managers to sportswriters to fans are flabbergasted at the Shaquille O'Neal for Shawn Marion trade.

The Big Diesel is 35 going on 36, injured again, out of shape and having the worst year of his career. Miami, with the worst record in the NBA, is imploding and can't go anywhere in the standings until they get rid of O'Neal's contract, which has about $50 million remaining.

Several NBA GMs I spoke with believe that the Heat-Suns trade is more lopsided than the recent trade of Gasol to the Lakers, for which the Memphis Grizzlies received little in return.

How could the Heat get one of the most talented players in the league for a 35-year-old center they wanted to give away?

Remember, the talk last year was about the Suns' trading Marion in a three-way deal for Kevin Garnett -- a guy who is currently a front-runner in the MVP race. (http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/columns/story?columnist=ford_chad&page=Suns-080207&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fnba%2finsider%2fcolumns%2fstory%3fcolumnist%3dford_chad%26page%3dSuns-080207)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 08, 2008, 09:09:38 AM
Some Shaq tidbits, check out his cable bill alone  :doh:

Shaq as big a spender as he is a man

By Jose Lambiet

Palm Beach Post Staff Writer

Friday, January 25, 2008

His yearly laundry bill is higher than most SoFla residents' salaries.

He pays in electricity, every year, more than what Joe Average needs to buy a car.

The Heat's Shaquille O'Neal declined to reveal his net worth in a filing for his divorce from wife of five years, Shaunie O'Neal.

As for his clothing purchases, now we're in the ballpark figure of a nice suburban home.

Welcome inside Miami Heat superstar Shaquille O'Neal's finances, where a torrent of cash comes in and more than a trickle goes out.

The tall-head, who's off the court for the next two weeks with a hip injury, just sent a Miami-Dade court a never-before-seen accounting document for his and wife Shaunie's divorce file.

For months, O'Neal, 35, dragged his size 23 sneakers over the mandatory financial snapshot and finally filed incomplete, yet telling, numbers.

While the affidavit shows O'Neal makes a huge amount of money, $1.8 million in monthly salary, publicity contracts and returns on investments, his routine expenses total $875,015 - a month.

Among them: $156,116 in mortgages on three homes (including his $20 million mansion on Miami Beach's Star Island), plus $31,299 in homeowners insurance; $3,345 in phone bills; $1,610 in lawn and pool maintenance; $12,775 for food; $10,065 in electricity, $1,495 for cable TV; $5,000 in car payments (for three cars - he owns at least twice as many); $24,300 in gas; $6,730 in dry cleaning; $17,220 in clothing; $2,305 for pets and $110,505 for vacations.

Child care sets Shaq back $26,500 a month. He and Shaunie have four children, and each has a child from a previous relationship. By the way, he pays $10,000 a month in temporary child support and another 10 grand in alimony.

To his credit, the big-man-in-the-middle is doing his share in helping close the giant federal deficit. The 13-page document shows he pays $5.41 million a year in federal income tax and $217,000 in taxes in states where the Heat plays road games. Property taxes cost him $903,132.

No. 32 filed for divorce in September, accusing his wife of five years of being secretive about her finances and spending their money without his knowledge.

In his financial affidavit, however, the 7-footer is just as secretive, leaving large portions of the filing blank. He didn't reveal his net worth. Shaunie, 33, did, estimating she weighs $30 million, including their real estate properties.

Shaq's divorce lawyer didn't return calls. But WPB divorce attorney Stuart Manoff, who doesn't handle the case, speculated that Shaq omitted listing his assets after a privacy-saving agreement with his soon-to-be-ex.

"She is entitled to half of some of those assets," Manoff said. "There'll probably be no permanent alimony, but the kids are likely to get much more support when the divorce is final."

and his Super Bowl ad...LMAO
[youtube=425,350]VW7zLyMYKOo[/youtube]

I love how he poses at the end.  :lol:
Title: Re: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: daigong on February 08, 2008, 09:56:03 AM
SPLIT :P

OMGASS. What a ridiculous fuckin crazy trade.

(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/236/dumbtradene1.jpg)

This is obvious Phoenix gut reaction to "Hmmm....how to stick up the Lakers ass? They just been crowned West Champs with Gasol. AH! Get Kobe's nemesis! We're geniuses" That's why Steve Kerr belongs in a broadcast booth talking bullshit. That's why Michael Jordan bitchslapped him.

I love this quote from Tex Winter.

Sports Hub LA (http://www.sportshubla.com/2008/02/07/twin-towers-for-the-lakers-head-scratching-for-the-suns/): “It’s a strange trade. Shaq sure misses a lot of games. He’s not a very good defensive rebounder, or offensive rebounder for that matter. He does rebound his own misses a lot.”

Wonder if Shaq is gonna be flopping now. XD
Title: Re: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: Sev on February 08, 2008, 10:20:33 AM
Shit. I didn't see this cuming. Shaq be turning the heat up fo sho. It's gonna be interesting to see how this unfolds. What it'll do to the teams.
Title: Re: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: Jsmurf on February 10, 2008, 07:58:30 PM
Even without Gasol, Suns wouldn't be able to beat the Lakers with a healthy Bynum in the lineup.  and with Nash getting older + back problems, their window of opportunity is closing.  i guess thats why they aquired the "BIG MAC ATTAQ"  :muffin:

even Phil is cracking jokes,
when asked about Shaq's role with the Suns:
Quote
Taking the ball out of bounds and waiting for the other team to get back

 :grin:

Title: Re: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: storyboard on February 14, 2008, 06:40:52 AM
oOo what an interesting trade that! When i first heard about it, i was like whaat?? It'll be interesting to see him play on the suns =O
Title: Re: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: aKaoNi on May 01, 2008, 09:51:10 PM
It'll be interesting to see how this trade works out for Phoenix!!

 :P
Title: Re: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: JFC on May 02, 2008, 05:36:31 AM
I see this thread bumped and my first thought was "What, again?" XD
Title: Re: SHAQ TRADED!!
Post by: ytl on May 03, 2008, 10:53:48 AM
It'll be interesting to see how this trade works out for Phoenix!!

 :P

You didn't happen to notice the trade just because you finally watch Suns' last game this season? LOL.
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on May 20, 2008, 06:37:24 AM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/080519/shaq_1.jpg)
OMGASS WHAT!?

Why do all good things come to an end??

I wonder where he'll sign during the offseason. Steve Kerr is gonna tear shit up this off-season.

(http://www.imgur.com/files/080519/41.jpg)
Hope he goes into acting XD

Like this classic CM with Derek Fisher, Eddie Jones, and the great Jerry West
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M6c7jNIFuAE
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 19, 2008, 07:16:02 PM
I love Shaq :lol: (no homo)
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?videoId=3645092&categoryId=2378529

"The only thing I call cowardly is when you're up by 10 and do it. That's a coward move and he knows that and I'll make them pay for it." - BE A MAN!!

Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 23, 2008, 06:55:58 AM
For reference purposes.

Shaq Disses Kobe right after the playoffs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLJ65x0mbv0

KOBE!  TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 15, 2008, 10:48:36 AM
Congrats to Shaq who vaulted past John Havlicek to become the 10th all-time leading scorer in National Basketball Association history!!

(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8162/frocketssunsbasketballprh3.jpg)

The latest jossip in Shaq vs Kobe:

Shaquille O’Neal: My Fights With Kobe Bryant Were Orchestrated by Phil Jackson

From Lakersnation Blog:

Quote
ESPN: Shaquille O’Neal had a conversation with the Sacramento Bee’s Scott Howard-Cooper, which included some amazing insight about all that bickering with Kobe Bryant back in his Laker days: (http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/sports/kings/archives/017025.html)

I think it was all designed by Phil (Jackson). Because if you think about it, Phil never called us into the office and said, ”Both of you all, shut the (heck) up.” Never did that in four years. He knew that when I read something, I was going to get upset. And he knew Kobe was going to always come out and play hard. So I think it was all done by design.

You think he just wanted to light a fire under you guys?
Yeah. I think that’s exactly what it was. I think it was all done by design. Really. He never called us in a meeting and said, ”Shut up.” And basically, it was never a face-to-face … thing. It was always, he’d say something to you, I’d say something to another guy, I’d say something to you. That’s all it was.

Now that I look back on it, that (stuff) was kind of fun. It really was. It was kind of fun. ”What did he say, what did he say?” I tell people if we would have had a reality show, we’d have had the No. 1 reality show in the world. It was fun. It was actually fun. (Brian) Shaw would be, ”Oh, man, why did you say that?” And then Karl (Malone) would be like, ”Yo, that was (messed) up what you said.” Then we’d try to out-do each other in the game.

But while we were trying to out-do each other, the two best players in the game, we’re out-doing everyone by far.

Writer Roland Lazenby, who has followed just about the entirety of Phil Jackson’s coaching career, has been saying for ages that one must not undersell the notion that Phil Jackson plays a lot of psychological games.

I learned about this interview from Sactown Royalty, which highlighted a different amazing part of the talk, wherein Shaquille O’Neal has no idea who Spencer Hawes is.

Maybe he’s kidding. But I don’t think so.

Hawes is not even a rookie. He was a lottery pick. And he plays O’Neal’s position. I don’t think Hawes and O’Neal have played against each other, however — owing to the schedule, O’Neal’s trade last season, and the two players’ various injuries.

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt this either. Phil talked about shit like this in his books too.
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 18, 2008, 09:17:55 AM
LMAO!! Great Foul Shaq!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySW8upKODbk

MAN'S GAME STUCKEY!!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 22, 2008, 12:04:00 AM
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4552/shaqtellmehowmyasstastemy2.jpg)

SHAQ! TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on December 26, 2008, 02:45:55 PM
LMAO! Shaq is having a great season. Closing in on 9th All time scoring. He single handedly beat the fuck outta San Antonio  :grin:

(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/723/shaq828602661fs6.jpg)(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/861/shaqparkerspurssunsbaskok3.jpg)

"Where Amazing Happens"  :lol:
(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2783/shaqspurssunsbasketballyz9.jpg)

Too bad there was no defense for Mason. STUPID SUNS! Terry Porter is gonna get his ass fired and watch. Shaq will install his own head coach. Del Harris? XD
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 05, 2009, 08:25:28 PM
LOL Banned  ESPN commercial cuz react to Shaq's No Homo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dpyedg0yJQ

"No fist kiss, no fist love, no fist hump. None of that. You're a weirdo man. Stay over there ...... fist kiss ...... disgusting"
-Shaq
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 17, 2009, 10:59:08 PM
Shaquille O'Neal Jabbawockeez Dance in the NBA All-Star 2009 Intro!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ7KO0P5V3k

DOWNLOAD
http://sharebee.com/f19b30b3

^ clipped by me, bonus footage for Thimmy.

Shaq later said on twitter (https://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ) that Kobe let him have the MVP trophy. so beautiful *sniff*
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: thatonezombie on February 18, 2009, 03:02:55 AM
That was dope when Shaq did that, always entertaining the fans before the game starts  :twothumbs

But damn, who is that cheerleader closest to the steps to the left, that brunette hasnt left my mind
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 18, 2009, 08:13:53 AM
^ I still can't see her. Kinda Asian looking tho eh?

62% FT shooter! :shocked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNQom8At61k

“Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.”
- Shaq


Wiser words have never been spoken. GJ Big Legendary!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on February 28, 2009, 04:48:59 AM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090227/sports066.png.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 03, 2009, 07:07:22 AM
O'Neal responds to Bosh comment

(http://www.imgur.com/files/090303/-getty-82989549rt04_suns_raptors.jpg) (http://imgur.com)

Mar. 1, 2009 09:32 PM
The Arizona Republic

After Shaquille O'Neal scored 45 against Toronto on Friday, Raptors star Chris Bosh said O'Neal had benefited from officials ignoring his three-second lane violations.

"I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men," O'Neal said. "I'm going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before - make him quit. Make 'em quit and complain. It's what I do."

O'Neal is the only NBA player other than Stephon Marbury and Bernard King to record 40-point games with four teams.

"I warned these guys he can do that," Lakers coach Phil Jackson said.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

      
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 07, 2009, 04:12:15 AM

HAPPY 37th BIRTHDAY SHAQ!!
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090306/Shaq.jpg)

To celebrate. Here's his COMPLETE DISCO!! (Click album cover to DL)

(http://www.imgur.com/files/090306/DIESEL_AA240_.jpg) (http://lix.in/-3ec09e)
      
Original Release Date: October 26, 1993

1. Intro 
2. (I Know I Got) Skillz - Def Jef, Shaquille O'Neal 
3. I'm Outstanding 
4. Where Ya At? - Shaquille O'Neal, 
5. I Hate 2 Brag 
6. Let Me in, Let Me In 
7. Shoot Pass Slam 
8. Boom! 
9. Are You a Roughneck? 
10. Giggin' on 'Em - Shaquille O'Neal, 
11. What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock) - Fu-Schnickens, Shaquille O'Neal 
12. Game Over

(http://www.imgur.com/files/090306/SHAQFUL__SL500_AA240_.jpg) (http://lix.in/-3d39fd)

Original Release Date: November 8, 1994

1. No Hook 
2. Newark to C.I. 
3. Biological Didn't Bother [G-Funk Version] 
4. My Dear 
5. Shaq's Got It Made 
6. Mic Check 1-2 
7. My Style, My Stelo 
8. (So U Wanna Be) Hardcore 
9. Nobody 
10. Freaky Flow 
11. Biological Didn't Bother [G-Funk Version]

(http://www.imgur.com/files/090306/REIGN__SL500_AA240_.jpg) (http://lix.in/-3a2cbb)

Original Release Date: November 19, 1996

1. Shaquille (Interlude) - Shaquille O'Neal 
2. Still Can't Stop the Reign - Shaquille O'Neal 
3. D.I.V.A. Radio (Interlude) - Peaches 
4. It Was All a Dream - Shaquille O'Neal 
5. No Love Lost - Jay-Z, Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal, Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz 
6. Strait Playin' - DJ Quik, Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal 
7. Best to Worst - Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal 
8. Legal Money - Mobb Deep, Shaquille O'Neal 
9. Edge of Night - Bobby Brown, Shaquille O'Neal 
10. S.H.E. (Interlude) - She 
11. Let's Wait a While - She 
12. Can I Play - Peter Gunz 
13. Just Be Good to Me - Shaquille O'Neal 
14. More to Life - Bobby Brown, Shaquille O'Neal, Ralph Tresvant 
15. Big Dog Stomp - Shaquille O'Neal 
16. Game of Death - Easy Mo Bee, Shaquille O'Neal 
17. Outtro (Interlude) 
18. Player
19. Don't Wanna Be Alone (http://www.imgur.com/files/090306/RESPECTL__SL500_AA240_.jpg) (http://lix.in/-47e85a)
      
Original Release Date: September 15, 1998

1. Intro - Fuzzy Fantabulous 
2. Fiend '98 
3. Way It's Goin' Down (T.W. Ism for Life) - Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal 
4. Voices - Shaquille O'Neal, Sauce Money 
5. Fly Like an Eagle - Shaquille O'Neal, Trigga 
6. Light of Mine (Interlude) 
7. Go to Let Me Know 
8. River (Interlude) - Shaquille O'Neal, One Accord 
9. Heat It Up 
10. Pool Jam 
11. Make This a Night to Remember - Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal, Public Announcement 
12. Blaq Supaman 
13. Psycho Rap (Interlude) 
14. Deeper - Sonja Blade, , Shaquille O'Neal 
15. Bomb Baby - The Deadly Venoms, , Shaquille O'Neal 
16. 3 X's Dope - Sonja Blade, Shaquille O'Neal 
17. Like What 
18. 48 @ Buzzer 

Like he destroyed Dwight Howard!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umXomJxgwY0

and ex-coach Stan Van Gundy calling him a  "a frontrunner" and "a master of panic." :rofl:

WHO'S NEXT!! :lol:
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on March 07, 2009, 04:16:32 AM
Congratz and Happy Berfday to Shaq, fo sho.
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 14, 2009, 07:34:05 AM
Shaq joke on twitter :lol:
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090314/Th.1pggd-a632a422b74bcfd38b8daab07076ed2c_49a6e432.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090314/1pggd-a632a422b74bcfd38b8daab07076ed2c_49a6e432.jpg)
Rastaman walks n2 a bank & hands the teller a bag of weed. She says "Sir, what is this 4?" Da Rasta said, "Mi wan open a joint account!   

Funny comic:
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090314/Th.ept_sports_nba_experts-190278463-1236826065.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090314/ept_sports_nba_experts-190278463-1236826065.jpg)

Best site ever: http://shaqquotes.com/
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on May 06, 2009, 04:11:37 AM
Shaq's gonna be on Oprah soon, prolly talking about Twitter lol

Shaq and Krispy Kreme doughnuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YduO8-ALReA#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on May 10, 2009, 09:30:56 AM
Shaq next MMA superstar!! Next up Chuck Liddell??

The Big Shaqtus Trains MMA, Hints at Chuck Liddell Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y43Nv7-vg0#lq-lq2-hq)
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/video?id=4146549 (http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/video?id=4146549)

Shaq getting challenged at 6 Levels site: http://www.the6levels.com/ (http://www.the6levels.com/)

On a side note, I used to fap to Hannah Storm.
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: jaysonnj on May 10, 2009, 10:01:49 AM
^^
I still fap to Hannah Storm.

Shaq would easily KO Liddell. Seems like anybody could these days.

Anyway, since this is the Shaq Pimp Thread, here's a video of SNL pimping the Shaq Plaque:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/65921/saturday-night-live-shopping-at-home-network (http://www.hulu.com/watch/65921/saturday-night-live-shopping-at-home-network)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on May 19, 2009, 08:46:36 PM
HAHAHA I love that. ANd his stint on MAD TV.
Madtv - Shaq Pass it around (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoIjlYPIFlM#lq-lq2-hq)


Look out Marv Albert!!


Quote
Shaq takes crash course in broadcast at Syracuse
1 hour, 43 minutes ago
 
       Buzz up!2 votes PrintSYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP)—Shaquille O’Neal(notes) is in training for his next career.

The 7-foot-1 center for the Phoenix Suns is taking a course at Syracuse University known as Sportscaster U, a crash course designed to teach athletes about the broadcasting industry. He arrived on Sunday and started school Monday at the S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications.

“I’ve been an athlete that’s sort of in advance; always thinking,” O’Neal said Monday during a break in his studio work. “After basketball I’d love to have my own radio show, my own TV show.”

Sportscaster U is essentially a broadcasting boot camp started last year by Syracuse radio play-by-play announcer Matt Park and fellow Syracuse alum Dave Ryan, an ESPN announcer. Park and Ryan are adjunct professors at Newhouse.

The inaugural Sportscaster U was held last summer in conjunction with the National Basketball Players Association. Four players, including Eric Snow(notes) and Adrian Griffin(notes), signed up for the hands-on course.

They will host another session for more NBA players later this summer, but this week’s session was designed specifically for Shaq.

“His energy level is unbelievable,” Park said. “He wants to do it all and he’s been terrific.”

O’Neal spent his time taping mock stand-ups, scripting material, and conducting interviews.

He even scored the first on-camera interview with former Duke point guard Greg Paulus, who last week announced his decision to play football for the Oranges this fall.

“He’s got great personality. His presence is phenomenal. He’s so funny and charismatic. He’s got the whole package,” Paulus told The Post-Standard of Syracuse.

O’Neal also interviewed Tim Green, the former Syracuse and NFL player turned TV analyst and author. O’Neal asked Green about his latest book and then bantered with the former Atlanta Falcons player.

“I’ve been the type of person (and) the type of athlete, I don’t like to be given anything,” O’Neal said. “I like to earn.”
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on June 07, 2009, 08:08:45 AM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090607/shaq10869268.jpg) (http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ)
      
Shaq's Wise Tweet of the Day: "Word of the day, learn to laugh, don't be so sensitive I laugh at all the jokes even the ones directed at me, try send me your funniest ..."
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 15, 2009, 10:49:27 PM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090715/shaq-worlds-strongest-man.jpg)

(http://www.imgur.com/files/090715/ShaqRedMiami.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: sh15uya on July 15, 2009, 11:19:58 PM
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w179/sh15uy4/shaq1.jpg)

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w179/sh15uy4/shaqshaolin5.jpg)

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w179/sh15uy4/shaq2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 17, 2009, 12:29:23 AM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090716/shaq-smart-car-03.jpg)(http://www.imgur.com/files/090716/shaq_smart_450op.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090716/shaquille-o-neal-lebron-james.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 17, 2009, 08:29:51 PM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090717/large_shaq.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090717/39538220.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 19, 2009, 12:38:49 AM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090718/shaquille-o-neal-12415.jpeg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090718/shaq_enlyten.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090718/shaqallstar.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 20, 2009, 01:31:42 AM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090719/shaq-marion-big.jpg)
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090719/Th.Shaquille-O-Neal-Suns-Wallpaper.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090719/Shaquille-O-Neal-Suns-Wallpaper.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 20, 2009, 11:09:01 PM
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090720/Th.shaq.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090720/shaq.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090720/47709771.gif)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 21, 2009, 09:17:35 PM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090721/080207_shaq_arrives_presser.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090721/0000040008_20070523140902.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 23, 2009, 08:52:28 PM
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090723/Th.shaq_5.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090723/shaq_5.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090723/shaquille_o_neal_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 24, 2009, 05:22:29 PM
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090724/Th.Shaquille-O-Neal-Cavaliers-Wallpaper.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090724/Shaquille-O-Neal-Cavaliers-Wallpaper.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090724/shaquille-oneal-335a061407.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 25, 2009, 11:20:12 PM
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090725/Th.Shaquille-O-Neal-Orlando-Magic-Wallpaper.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090725/Shaquille-O-Neal-Orlando-Magic-Wallpaper.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090725/RS670-RS.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Masa on July 26, 2009, 08:32:44 AM
justin timberlake makes fun of shaquille oneal 2008 espys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciZ-IC-Gg#lq-lq2-hq)

:lol:
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 26, 2009, 10:18:01 PM
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090726/shaq1.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090726/shaq.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 27, 2009, 08:04:09 PM
(http://img2.pict.com/f1/6d/4d/1351314/0/shaquilleoneal01.jpg)
(http://img2.pict.com/44/45/7f/1351316/0/shaqy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 28, 2009, 07:08:22 PM
(http://img2.pict.com/0c/9c/22/1358415/0/shaqstylinfront.jpg)
(http://img2.pict.com/b7/52/47/1358417/0/thebigeasybilliardsbashandafterp.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Masa on July 29, 2009, 07:25:38 AM
Shaq Fights The Big Show On WWE Monday Night Raw!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhsmZqxcf8YGxE4dIo (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhsmZqxcf8YGxE4dIo)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 29, 2009, 05:27:20 PM
(http://img2.pict.com/c7/49/1e/1364926/0/shaquilleoneal1.jpg)
(http://img2.pict.com/b8/c5/10/1364929/0/shaquilleoneal5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 30, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
(http://img2.pict.com/96/80/1c/1373501/0/shaqsbigchallenge20.jpg)
(http://img2.pict.com/b7/80/7e/1373503/0/shaquilleoneal05.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on July 31, 2009, 08:29:48 PM
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090731/Th.1692hon.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090731/1692hon.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090731/shaquille-o-neal-12401.jpg)
      
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on August 01, 2009, 07:55:18 PM
 (http://www.imgur.com/files/090801/Th.shaq_03.jpg) (http://www.imgur.com/i.php?i=090801/shaq_03.jpg)
(http://www.imgur.com/files/090801/shaquille_oneal-13282.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 02, 2009, 12:10:45 AM
Shaq a Cav! I can't wrap my mind around that!! :angry:

(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1481/os2.jpg)

See you in Christmas on ABC!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on August 02, 2009, 10:48:59 PM
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1750/shaquilleoneal07.jpg)
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6849/shaqsgs016574000x0283x4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on August 03, 2009, 09:48:26 PM
Shaq top 10 quotes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWqPnEGzfK8#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on August 04, 2009, 07:21:57 PM
(http://img17.imagehosting.gr/out.php/i851824_499650830.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on August 05, 2009, 07:37:20 PM
(http://img17.imagehosting.gr/out.php/i855569_140th-running-belmont-stakes-qksmnrnz6hvm.jpg)
(http://img17.imagehosting.gr/out.php/i855570_bombardier-learjet-550-iiycdmype8wm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on August 06, 2009, 07:49:42 PM
(http://img17.imagehosting.gr/out.php/i859790_onealjp001017890.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 21, 2009, 10:32:11 AM
Peep Shaq's new show on ABC!! I can't wait to see him take on Michael Phelps  XD

SHAQ VS!
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2a83mfb.jpg)

In a new ABC reality television series that begins filming this week, Shaq will take on other top athletes in their own sports.
 
"Shaq Vs.," which is set to premiere Aug. 18 at 9 p.m. ET, begins filming Wednesday in Pittsburgh, where Shaq will take on Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger in football.

SITE: http://beta.abc.go.com/shows/shaq-vs (http://beta.abc.go.com/shows/shaq-vs)

DOWNLOAD
http://lix.in/-5536be (http://lix.in/-5536be)

There's no cash prize for the winner. "Bragging rights are always better than any monetary prize," O'Neal told USA Today.
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 26, 2009, 08:32:10 PM
hhahaha back to back episodes. Shaq kicking Walsh and May ASS!!!

(http://i29.tinypic.com/9h56l3.jpg)

DOWNLOAD
http://lix.in/-5a714f (http://lix.in/-5a714f)

Shaq vs is actually a fairly entertaining show
QFMFT
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on September 21, 2009, 12:55:23 AM
(http://img2.pict.com/3a/58/68/1648536/0/800/shaqtop090626.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on September 22, 2009, 02:53:28 AM
(http://img2.pict.com/b3/2f/e4/1653535/0/shaquilleoneal.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on September 26, 2009, 02:17:01 AM
(http://img2.pict.com/35/a6/8a/1670516/0/espy8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 05, 2009, 03:04:40 PM
^lol

Shaq should get a job in the white house...maybe Speaker of House. lol

I dunno Thimmy, he was working on a Talk radio show...For now, he can beat the crap out of The Big Show lol
Shaquille O neal vs Big Show on Raw HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78JfsQbccTM#normal)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on December 09, 2009, 07:17:08 AM
LOL looks like Mugen Jr.
All Asian American Dad & Son in Comcast ad with Shaq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfhZajm0Mos#normal)

Shaq's a stalker!
Comcast "Shaq's got your back" AT&T Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqHsHREo5-k#normal)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: RatBastich on February 02, 2010, 02:11:31 AM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00110.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 04, 2010, 06:27:42 AM
lol shaq painted:
Peter Max paints Shaq! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSTAIYyDmSo#ws)

Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on April 11, 2010, 02:33:38 AM
From shaq's twitter, HE'S BACK!!

(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1089/ljm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on April 20, 2010, 09:36:34 AM
LOL Shaq and Mugen?

Shaquille O'Neal In Mugen???????? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPeYQnghotQ#)

hilarious Kazaam! move
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on June 17, 2010, 09:49:32 PM
 Shaq on kids being fat "I do a lot of Cardio, I don't think these muscles can get any bigger."
http://cbs2.com/video/?id=137436@kcbs.dayport.com (http://cbs2.com/video/?id=137436@kcbs.dayport.com)

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6346/shaqs.jpg)

"When Mr. Bryant has that eye, not many people can beat him."
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on June 18, 2010, 11:59:40 PM
From Shaq Twitter/Facebook, if you're in the LA area - check out Shaq + Dwight Howard on a relay team vs Tyson Gay XD

http://www.facebook.com/notes/shaq/invite-to-attend-shaq-vs-the-fastest-man-in-america/399758025892 (http://www.facebook.com/notes/shaq/invite-to-attend-shaq-vs-the-fastest-man-in-america/399758025892)


Quote
Who:
Shaquille O’Neal (Cleveland Cavaliers), Tyson Gay (top ranked world champion runner) and Dwight Howard (NBA All-Star/Orlando Magic)

What:
Two Supermen race against The Fastest Man in America during a relay open to fans of Shaq, Tyson Gay & Dwight Howard

Where:
Occidental College, 1600 Campus Road, Los Angeles, CA 90041 (Patterson Field)

When:
Friday, June 18, 2010
Arrivals and seating begin at 6:30 p.m., guests must be seated by 6:45 p.m.
Taping will begin at 7 p.m. (NOTE: NO CAMPUS ENTRY BEFORE 6:30 PM)

What Else:
“Shaq VS” will premiere its second season on ABC, Tuesday, August 3.

They're filming Season 2 of his show.

And check out his iphone app :lol:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-shaq-app/id373333065?mt=8 (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-shaq-app/id373333065?mt=8)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on June 24, 2010, 08:02:26 AM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00333.jpg)

next episode of Shaq vs. racing dale jr XD

(http://a.yfrog.com/img685/5782/67234606.jpg) (http://yfrog.com/j167234606j)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on July 27, 2010, 08:45:14 AM
SHAQ VS IS BACK! (http://abc.go.com/shows/shaq-vs) on Aug. 3 :pimp:

Shaq Vs Episode 1 Promo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLmw5Cekq5I#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 05, 2010, 08:33:19 AM
WUT SHAQ TO THE CELTICS?! :tama-mad:

Quote
O’Neal signed a two-year contract worth about $3 million on Wednesday, a person with knowledge of the negotiations said on condition of anonymity because no details were released.

“I am honored to be joining the Celtics,” Shaq said in a statement issued by the club. “I have played against Paul, Ray, Kevin, Rajon, and Jermaine for many years and it will be great to be able to call them my teammates. I cannot wait to get to Boston to get started in pursuit of another championship.”

(http://i34.tinypic.com/fooc9k.jpg)
Lakers average age was like 26 last year, Thanks Theo Ratliff!

Beefing with Jim Rome on twitter  :lol:
Quote
THE_REAL_SHAQ: Jim rome, I am happy with my career and the legacy that I have left behind,obviously u r not happy wit yur legacy I 4got u have no legacy

THE_REAL_SHAQ: And forget the back and forth jim rome, I challenge u to a boxing match, live at espn studios, show the world if u can bak up the tuff talk

THE_REAL_SHAQ: If u wanna see shaq box jim rome live on espn. I do if he wins ill donate my salary to a charity of his choice

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Those that dnt respect your hard work, its ok, make em respect u as a person. Shaq oneal

jimrome: @THE_REAL_SHAQ For 8 mill, maybe, but I'm not getting my face caved in for the veteran's minimum. & you are a little out of my weight class.

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Dats what I thought jim rome dats what I thought.....I knew, we knew it bock bock bock bock tuk yur feathers n lol

jimrome: @THE_REAL_SHAQ Really? You're getting hooked and want to fight a guy with no legacy. You're better than that. Thx 4 checking in. Bn 2 long.

THE_REAL_SHAQ: U been doin this since 92 [noembed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8&feature=youtube_gdata [/noembed]

THE_REAL_SHAQ: I'm not Jim lol and yur not Barkley lol [noembed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uczUKTwgqeY&feature=youtube_gdata  [/noembed]

jimrome: @THE_REAL_SHAQ You just threw the Everett card? So tired. So easy. So boring. What happened to you? Where's the Big Aristotle? Or MDE?
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 11, 2010, 09:33:56 AM
Anyone watch Shaq vs? Missed last weeks but this week, LMFAO vs Sugar Shane Mosley, he got his ass kicked!! Swing and a miss!

shaq vs mosley 005.AVI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlZf4qQlwlU#)

wish I was there :D
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 14, 2010, 06:26:25 AM

Shaq lost and had to walk Caesar's in pink bikini briefs XD
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSwzW2NvLHE&feature=player_embedded#)

man this looks so weird
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/4933/r2647564855.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Masa on August 30, 2010, 08:54:13 PM
Quote
Shaquille O'Neal wants Hong Man Choi, Tito Ortiz for televised MMA fights

After NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal made his his first public appearance as a newly signed Boston Celtic at this past weekend's UFC Fan Expo Boston 2010 at the Hynes Convention Center in "Shaqachussetts," could the "Big Shamrock" soon become the "Big Octagon?"

If it's up to O'Neal, fantasy could become reality.

While O'Neal told ESPN on Saturday that he would like to take a fight against Korean striker and fellow 7-footer Hong Man Choi, the future NBA Hall of Famer told fans at a special Q&A session earlier in the day that not only is he serious about the challenge, but he'd like to turn the opportunity into a television special.

"I would train here for a month," O'Neal said. "Then I would go to Korea to train for a month, and then we fight. The name of the show would be called 'Pick on Somebody Your Own Size.'

"Hong Man Choi, I'm coming for you."

O'Neal long has been a fan of mixed martial arts and frequently is seen cageside for some of the UFC's biggest matchups. So closely linked is O'Neal with MMA that he was included as an unlockable character in the "UFC Undisputed 2010" videogame title.

At 38 years old, O'Neal does realize a full career in MMA is a bit much to ask.

"I think some of these guys are the greatest athletes in the world," O'Neal said. "I'm not really talking about their physical specimen and how they look, but to just be able to go up there and just take a beating, take a lick, hit and wrestle for five minutes is very hard.

"I did some training at the crib and all that, but I wouldn't want to do it full time. I can – don't get me wrong – but I wouldn't want to do it full time."

But O'Neal insists his challenge to Choi is real, and he wants to get one fight under his belt.

"Oh, yeah," O'Neal said. "Once."

Of course, if Choi's not game, O'Neal could wind up featuring MMA in a future episode of his ABC-broadcast series "Shaq Vs." Co-hosted by UFC broadcaster Mike Goldberg, the series features O'Neal competing against famous figures in their areas of expertise.

Recent episodes of the show have O'Neal golfing, eating hot dogs, cooking burgers, running track, boxing and trying his hand at magic tricks.

At Saturday's Q&A session, O'Neal was asked who he'd most like to fight if he were able to ever compete in the UFC, and the 15-time NBA All-Star showed his knowledge of UFC history with his picks.

"It probably wouldn't be an advantage to me at 38 (years old), but let's just go back in time," O'Neal said. "Let's just say I'm 25. I'd like to fight Tito (Ortiz) first, and then, after I knock Tito out in the first round, I want some of 'Tank' Abbott. After beating 'Tank' and going three rounds, I want some of 'Cabbage' (Correira)."

Ortiz actually stopped by the session several minutes later and said he's be willing to take the challenge. O'Neal, who had also been joined on stage by his Celtic teammate Glen "Big Baby" Davis, then issued the formal challenge.

"I'll do it," O'Neal told Ortiz. "Me against you, and another one of your boys against 'Big Baby.'"

Ortiz's track record in reality-show challenges isn't exactly stellar. "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" was slated to box UFC president Dana White in 2007, but Ortiz backed out of the commitment at the last moment because he wasn't going to be compensated for the bout, according to White.

And, of course, an injury forced Ortiz to withdraw from a planned UFC fight with nemesis Chuck Liddell at the conclusion of the Spike-TV broadcast "The Ultimate Fighter 11" series earlier this year.

In further testament to his desire to at least get a taste of the MMA world, O'Neal said he has a backup plan in mind, too.

"Check it out – next year for the last episode of 'Shaq Vs.,' I'll grapple with Joe Rogan first round, Lorenzo (Fertitta) second round and then Dana White in round three – in the cage, in the octagon, in Las Vegas," O'Neal said.

When White was informed of O'Neal's intentions following UFC 118, the UFC boss couldn't help but chuckle.

"The only thing he needs to worry about is beating L.A." White said with a laugh.
http://mmajunkie.com/news/20477/shaquille-oneal-wants-hong-man-choi-tito-ortiz-for-televised-contests.mma (http://mmajunkie.com/news/20477/shaquille-oneal-wants-hong-man-choi-tito-ortiz-for-televised-contests.mma)

:doh:
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 31, 2010, 04:37:05 AM
:lol: he's gonna get his ass fucking kicked. He's too slow.

Always going for the home run. It'll be interesting how he does against another 7 footer tho.
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on September 01, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
Shaq should've MMA'd Bieber!!

Shaq vs. Justin Bieber Freestyle Danceoff! LOL!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWTpwcHYq18#ws)


Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on September 29, 2010, 08:13:15 AM
damn Shaq....wonder how he'll ever step back in Staples again.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7486/bb78ade8090749bfaef8e97.jpg)(http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/7983/ca97771a2fbd41048d576eb.jpg)

Uncut: Shaq Calls Boston 'Mecca Of Basketball' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bio-Mdq4r04#ws)

Mecca? Pfffffffffffffft please.

At least there's still this. LOL
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00420.jpg)

and doing Oreo DSRL commercials with Eli Manning of the NY Giants
Shaq & Eli Manning Practice Dunking New Oreo Heads or Tails Cookies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YExMRfivCEE#ws)
Shaq & Eli Explain how Shaq Joined Oreo Team DSRL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIRgT5TCJ88#ws)

Shaq Dunks for Oreo Team DSRL with a Little Song & Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSz-jKTV5PQ#ws)

:rofl:

more here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Oreo (http://www.youtube.com/user/Oreo)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 02, 2010, 10:55:38 AM
lol Nate Robinson you punk bitch!

Nate robinson dunks on shaq b4 practice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRKv3bTm99c#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 17, 2010, 08:13:31 AM
FINALLY I SEE SHAQ IN PERSON!! excerpt from my recap.....

JPHiP WORLD TOUR : NYC Part 102,021 at Madison Square Garden, New York for Celtics at Knicks

October 13, 2010

Pretty much my first NBA Game (pre-season Raptors vs Nuggets at Rexall don't count XD) and FUCK! in the Mecca of SPORTS Madison Square Garden was so amazing, a full fledged stadium in the middle of the city. Jaw dropping at all the banners and retired jerseys, esp. MESSIER! we got to get to hang around in the front rows, by the media table and check out the shoot around, luckily we were at the Celtics side so I could TALK SHIT TO EM! LMFAO!!! You SUCK KG!! You SUCK PIERCE! RONDO! RAY ALLEN! GO LAKERS!! even an usher turned around and gave me the "Yeah, son" look :lol: SADLY there was no Shaq to be found. Then we had to go back to our seats, which Ping hooked us up and WERE REAL GOOD. We even sat around some Baller looking guys. Jaysonnj found out Shaq had a sore hip, but lotsa star around. Like Hey Walt Frazier doing the TV, Sophia Coppola, and random celebs.

(http://img280.imagevenue.com/loc481/th_61084_DSC03307_122_481lo.JPG) (http://img280.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61084_DSC03307_122_481lo.JPG) (http://img180.imagevenue.com/loc1127/th_61094_DSC03308_122_1127lo.JPG) (http://img180.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61094_DSC03308_122_1127lo.JPG) (http://img137.imagevenue.com/loc342/th_61100_DSC03310_122_342lo.JPG) (http://img137.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61100_DSC03310_122_342lo.JPG) (http://img187.imagevenue.com/loc207/th_61111_DSC03311_122_207lo.JPG) (http://img187.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61111_DSC03311_122_207lo.JPG)

THEN HOLY FUCK!!! Shaq was on the BENCH OMGASS!! MY life was complete. Kept filming fancams, yelling SHAQ!!!!! DIESEL!!! KAZAAAM!!! I WATCH SHAQ VS!! BLUE CHIPS!! XD FINALLY at one point he turned towards us and I was like popping my jphip shirt SHAQ! SHAQ!!! I bet he thought I was a heckler XD

(http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc92/th_61121_DSC03315_122_92lo.JPG) (http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61121_DSC03315_122_92lo.JPG) (http://img145.imagevenue.com/loc167/th_61131_DSC03316_122_167lo.JPG) (http://img145.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61131_DSC03316_122_167lo.JPG) (http://img212.imagevenue.com/loc758/th_61142_DSC03317_122_758lo.JPG) (http://img212.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61142_DSC03317_122_758lo.JPG) (http://img280.imagevenue.com/loc124/th_61151_DSC03318_122_124lo.JPG) (http://img280.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61151_DSC03318_122_124lo.JPG) (http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc241/th_61159_DSC03319_122_241lo.JPG) (http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61159_DSC03319_122_241lo.JPG) (http://img166.imagevenue.com/loc203/th_61167_DSC03320_122_203lo.JPG) (http://img166.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61167_DSC03320_122_203lo.JPG) (http://img219.imagevenue.com/loc634/th_61176_DSC03322_122_634lo.JPG) (http://img219.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61176_DSC03322_122_634lo.JPG) (http://img165.imagevenue.com/loc594/th_61186_DSC03332_122_594lo.JPG) (http://img165.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61186_DSC03332_122_594lo.JPG) (http://img164.imagevenue.com/loc11/th_61193_DSC03335_122_11lo.JPG) (http://img164.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61193_DSC03335_122_11lo.JPG) (http://img101.imagevenue.com/loc205/th_61201_DSC03336_122_205lo.JPG) (http://img101.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61201_DSC03336_122_205lo.JPG) (http://img257.imagevenue.com/loc404/th_61209_DSC03338_122_404lo.JPG) (http://img257.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61209_DSC03338_122_404lo.JPG)

The atmosphere was AWESOME, the usual LETS GO KNICKS chants, DE-FENCE. me and Joe were dancing to Bird is the Word, T-shirt gun fuckers didn't shoot any at us!! :tama-mad: and ohh baby Knicks City dancers! FINE ass:
[FANCAM] Shaq at MSG (101013) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7PX5ZPOnI#ws)

Real competitive for a preseason game, Timofey The Russian had some good shots but Knicks kept on going for the outside shots. Amare took over as he finally took it to the hole and got to the line. Some strange reason Knicks were up by like 10 with KG fouling out for just whining. OH MAN HAD SO MUCH FUN just talking shit at the Celts. YOU FLOPPERS!! YOU SUCK PIERCE WHERES YOUR WHEELCHAIR!! WE HATE NATE CHANTS XD

me and Ping kept planning to get to him at halftime for autographs but no dice. Lotsa chicks tried to go up to him but security was all around him xD more babes at MSG and Shaq Fancams, esp. this one in jean short shorts  :fap
[FANCAM] Shaq at MSG (101013) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERnWuazhJus#ws)

WE WANT SHAQ chants got louder and louder they actually paused for a while till we shut up XD Shaq was all head nodding (thx jay for the linkage of the MSG footage!)
"We want SHAQ" chants / frustrated Randolph (20101013) Celtics @ Knicks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aUDgG55aN4#)

Too funny...he is so fucking huge, can't believe I was like 2 feet away from him. XD
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 02, 2010, 12:17:37 PM
DAMN XD   :bleed eyes:

Shaquille O'Neal cross dressing on Halloween singing beyonce (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afeLrBHc7J0#)

ETA:

Preggo friend XD
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00461.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 13, 2010, 04:51:35 AM
LOL SHAQ

(http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/7347/shaqvs.jpg)
[url=http://doubletake.powerbalance.com/shaq]http://doubletake.powerbalance.com/shaq (http://doubletake.powerbalance.com/shaq)[/url]
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on January 02, 2011, 12:06:15 PM
WHY BE PLAIN! check my scan :P
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/t/jphip00501.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00501.jpg)

LOL
Shaquille O'Neal Conducts The Boston Pops (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoyiR3ob7yk#ws)

CRYBABY!
WATCH NOW Shaquille O'Neal turns into Shaq-Fu after being FINED!!!!!!!! $35,000 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prF3VAct028#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on January 08, 2011, 06:25:02 AM
lol Shaq on Letterman
Shaquille O'Neal On David Letterman Show 4/1/2011 (Full Interview) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S71f259_Tv4#ws)

(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00508.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on January 09, 2011, 08:09:49 AM
Inspired by talk in IRC about NBA 2K11 and recreating Jordan's greatest moments, someday they'll make an NBA 2K game where u can recreate SHAQ's

THE LEFT HAND STARE (ツ)_/¯

From a monster dunk when he was with the Lakers...I recall Kobe doing it.  :lol:

 Shaq scores left handed layup and looks at his left hand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3p_d3SqNKQ#)

Others have emulated:

Flash
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00234.jpg)

Deandre Jordan ...made a Shaq laugh
DeAndre Jordan mimics Shaq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q34f-6c9oA#)

Post other examples here!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on January 21, 2011, 09:32:09 AM
Surprise Lick Off!

Shaq Hosts a Surprise Lick Race Rally in Boston (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5lfCGrReds#ws)

Who is going to Shaq's All Star Weekend?
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Assman on February 28, 2011, 04:24:50 AM
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1883/shaq4.png)

big ups to the best rapper in the NBA!
Shaquille O´Neal feat. Peter Gunz - Str8 Playin´ LIVE @ Jay Leno Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MUg4V03SO4#)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 06, 2011, 07:21:24 AM
HAPPY 39th BIRTHDAY SHAQ! (http://bday.jphip.com/info.php?id=507)

Scary Movie 4 (featuring Shaq and Dr. Phil) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGvUWTQKXj8#ws)
Shaq & Kobe's 1st appearance as Lakers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pc7sKXoZ3U#)
Kobe/Shaq Dynasty Laker Mix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JF3bObM_-0#)

You the best!!! SLAM says you were #4 all time!! I can DIG IT!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 08, 2011, 06:11:43 AM

Shaq & Biggie. DEEP.
ESPN OTL: Examines The Relationship Between Shaq & Biggie, Diddy Says Shaq Could Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQQKSOyp4w#ws)


source: OTL: Shaq And Biggie - ESPN Video - ESPN (http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=6186890)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 23, 2011, 09:17:21 AM
LMFAO Shaq

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1830890404897&oid=62186012730#w300-h400&comments (http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1830890404897&oid=62186012730#w300-h400&comments)

one of the few twitter athlete pioneers still going strong, wonder if he gets paid per tweet like Lamar Odom lol
Title: SHAQ RETIRES ;_;
Post by: daigong on June 02, 2011, 01:17:52 AM
SHAQ RETIRES ;_;
Shaquille O' Neal Announces RETIREMENT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0luUZ_aCGU#)

From his twitter: http://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/75996821360615425 (http://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/75996821360615425)

Man my all time fave player. Thanks for all the championships and laughs Diesel!! thx clay for the tweet lol
Title: Shaq Retirement Press Conference
Post by: daigong on June 04, 2011, 06:10:59 AM
The Big Retirement Press Conference
Shaquille O'Neal Retirement Press Conference (6/3/11) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BMFqV-vb0o#ws)

source: http://video.aol.com/aolvideo/aol-television/shaq-announces-retirement-060311-huffington-post/974865736001 (http://video.aol.com/aolvideo/aol-television/shaq-announces-retirement-060311-huffington-post/974865736001)
full video here? http://www.nba.com/lakers/multimedia/lakerscom_live_stream_alt.html (http://www.nba.com/lakers/multimedia/lakerscom_live_stream_alt.html)

ETA: well here's a wack TV rip, dope to see Coach Dale Brown with him. found ESPN version
Shaquille O'Neal Press Conference (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj3ei9)

fo real there will never be another like Shaq. All dem Clownz and Wannabe Supermans, get the fuck out. Wonder if Lakers will retire his jersey...this season? Hell, even a statue at "The House that Shaq Built" ??
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: kuro808 on June 04, 2011, 06:20:06 AM
^ probably next season, but he needs to be built on LSU's campus first before LA or really any other place because he has made himself "larger than life"

Overall, Shaq will be known for his way of promoting himself to be a celebrity and creativity to reach out to the public, I hope he becomes that figure that touches everyone also the big AARP :lol:
Title: Shaq Sex Tape Mentioned in Kidnapping, Robbery Case
Post by: daigong on July 04, 2011, 10:03:02 AM
Am i the only one interested in this?  :rofl:

Shaq Sex Tape Mentioned in Kidnapping, Robbery Case

Shaq Singing Michael Jackson Songs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM2Z-OqS-dM#ws)

By JESSICA HOPPER
June 15, 2011


 A music promoter claims he was kidnapped and robbed by seven gang members who were allegedly on a mission to retrieve a sex tape involving former NBA player Shaquille O'Neal.

 The alleged victim, Robert Ross, testified at a preliminary hearing this week that the gang members kidnapped him on the night of the Grammys in February 2008 and demanded that he return a reported sex tape featuring O'Neal.

 O'Neal has not been named a defendant in the case. The spokesperson for the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office said that the sex tape doesn't actually exist.

 "It was a bluff," spokeswoman Jane Robison told ABC News. "It was part of a financial dispute" between Ross and O'Neal.

 Attorney Vincent Oliver represents Eddie "Lil Wes" Hill, one of the gang members accused in the attack. Oliver said that the financial dispute was over artist Ray-J, a singer and rap star who is the brother of singer Brandy.
 
 "Mr. Ross, who is the so called victim in this case...claims he introduced Ray J [to Mr. O'Neal's record label] and was to receive 50 percent of the proceeds," Oliver said.

 When Ross didn't get the money he believed he was owed, he told O'Neal through a third party that he had a sex tape of the basketball player, Robison said. Two weeks later, Ross was allegedly robbed and kidnapped by members of the Main Street Mafia Crips Gang.

Shaq Attack Alleged Over Bogus Sex Tape

 Ross was once a member of the same gang, but was working as a music promoter at the time of the altercation, prosecutors said. He reportedly referred artists to O'Neal's record label.

 Ladell Rowles allegedly led six other gang members in tracking Ross down in West Hollywood, Calif., on the night of the Grammys. Ross was allegedly forced at gunpoint to drive his Rolls Royce to Rowles' home. Rowles allegedly asked Ross for the sex tape and stole his diamond chain, Rolex watch, diamond earrings and $15,000 in cash, according to the criminal complaint.

 Robison would not comment on whether investigators had interviewed O'Neal. Attempts to reach O'Neal were unsuccessful.

 Ross testified that the he and O'Neal were friends and that the ball player used his home to bring women home for liaisons while he was still married to wife Shaunie O'Neal. Prosecutors claimed Monday that at one time Ross dated Shaunie O'Neal.

 It's unclear if O'Neal has any connection to gang leader Rowles.

source: http://abcnews.go.com/US/shaq-sex-tape-cited-gang-kidnapping-robbery-case/story?id=13847414 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/shaq-sex-tape-cited-gang-kidnapping-robbery-case/story?id=13847414)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: kuro808 on July 06, 2011, 11:13:04 AM
^ honestly, the reason why I never was interested because it was probably something to gain publicity more than anything but here's the reason why Shaq is awesome

Quote
“vote 4 my man shane victorino 2 be in da allstar game pleas thank you atmlb.com/Victorino”.
also just to even out the AL/NL Hawaii representation ;)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on July 21, 2011, 07:40:40 AM

Shaq LOL Fu Manchu
Shaq Joins NBA TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqOdy9OK6G4#ws)

can't wait till he boots all the geeks like Ernie and Chris Webber. He should do the sideline reporting XD
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: champloofan on July 31, 2011, 01:27:56 AM
Shaq on NBA TV cant be taken seriously  :lol:
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 05, 2011, 08:45:52 AM
But Shaq on TV is good TV :lol:

Got this from my homie thatonezombie on G+  Shaq beefin with The Rock XD

Quote
I don't even need to. They are acting it out in real life. Go check their videos:
http://www.tout.com/m/gab1m6 (http://www.tout.com/m/gab1m6)
http://www.tout.com/m/f4knoh (http://www.tout.com/m/f4knoh)

shaquille o'neals dick slips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8320xgtrVDI#)

DAMN XD
The Rock's 'ROCK FU' (Official) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwWaK75V37E#)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Masa on August 13, 2011, 08:51:01 PM
Why Shaq Loves and Trains MMA - Inside MMA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2JnTHnsJCQ#ws)
Inside MMA Sneak Peek - Shaq's NBA fight Wish List (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zae56dMuXTA#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 14, 2011, 10:29:51 AM
lol shaq wanna be on UFC instead of WWE eh?
Shaq dissing the MMA fighters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfrpoD4EcRs#)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 21, 2011, 05:00:40 AM
LMFAO Betty White
Betty White slaps Shaq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7AZB-wqDlU#)

are they doing those hot cold patch ads?
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 28, 2011, 05:25:14 AM
Why Shaq Loves and Trains MMA - Inside MMA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2JnTHnsJCQ#ws)
Inside MMA Sneak Peek - Shaq's NBA fight Wish List (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zae56dMuXTA#ws)

with dem Diaz Brothers!! :lol:
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/t/jphip00792.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00792.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: kuro808 on September 10, 2011, 10:18:16 AM
He gets a bronze statue :lol:

http://lsu.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1262686 (http://lsu.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1262686)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on September 21, 2011, 08:50:44 AM
^ and they best make one in front of Staples since Dr. Buss said they'd retire his number via http://lakers.ocregister.com/author/kding/ (http://lakers.ocregister.com/author/kding/)
Quote
Old age — or at least retirement — is already making Shaquille O’Neal’s fondness for his Lakers glory days grow.
 O’Neal said on “The Dan Patrick Show” on Tuesday morning that the best coach he ever played for was Phil Jackson. (O’Neal said differently while he was with Pat Riley in Miami, prompting Jackson to smile and say O’Neal’s philosophy was: “Love the one you’re with.”) O’Neal said while in Los Angeles recently he phoned Jackson — “he didn’t pick up” — and didn’t bother to leave a message.

 O’Neal, 39, also noted how Lakers owner Jerry Buss called him the day O’Neal announced his retirement on June 1 to promise the Lakers would retire O’Neal’s No. 34 jersey at Staples Center. Buss had said before that honoring O’Neal that way would happen, but it was nevertheless a nice direct gesture from Buss after O’Neal’s awkward 2004 departure.

 O’Neal, who will be an analyst for TNT, recently cited two of the three highlights of his illustrious NBA career as coming with the Lakers. Of course, no one will ever forget that both Kobe Bryant and O’Neal showed plenty of personality flaws during their time together, even with their success.

I would consider going to the game hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BUT NEW BOOK!!! GOTS TO HAVE.


Quote
Shaq Uncut: My Story
 by Shaquille O'neal
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51em5FnMMiL._SS500_.jpg)

Grand Central Publishing | November 15, 2011 | Hardcover
Superman. Diesel. The Big Aristotle. Shaq Fu. The Big Daddy. The Big Shaqtus. Wilt Chamberneezy. The Real Deal. The Big Shamrock. Shaq.

 You know him by any number of names, and chances are you know all about his legendary basketball career: Shaquille "Shaq" O''Neal is a four-time NBA champion and a three-time NBA Finals MVP. After being an All-American at Louisiana State University, he was the overall number one draft pick in the NBA in 1992. In his 19-year career, Shaq racked up 28,596 career points (including 5,935 free throws!), 13,099 rebounds, 3,026 assists, 2,732 blocks, and 15 All-Star appearances.

 These are statistics that are almost as massive as the man himself. His presence-both physically and psychologically-made him a dominant force in the game for two decades.

 But if you follow the game, you also know that there''s a lot more to Shaquille O''Neal than just basketball.

 Shaq is famous for his playful, and at times, provocative personality. He is, literally, outsize in both scale and persona. Whether rapping on any of his five albums, challenging celebrities on his hit television show "Shaq Vs.," studying for his PhD or serving as a reserve police officer, there''s no question that Shaq has led a unique and multi-dimensional life. And in this rollicking new autobiography, Shaq discusses his remarkable journey, including his candid thoughts on teammates and coaches like Kobe Bryant, Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, Phil Jackson, and Pat Riley.

 From growing up in difficult circumstances and getting cut from his high school basketball team to his larger-than-life basketball career, Shaq lays it all out in SHAQ UNCUT: MY STORY.

go attend the session here:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=220914937962269 (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=220914937962269)
http://mendhambooks.com/event/shaq-shaquille-oneal-thurs-nov-16th-700 (http://mendhambooks.com/event/shaq-shaquille-oneal-thurs-nov-16th-700)

Tuesday, November 29th, 7 p.m. – Shaquille O’Neal will be signing copies of his new book Shaq Uncut at the Barnes and Noble located at 1201 3rd Street in Santa Monica.


Shaquille O'Neal, basketball superstar, signing copies of Shaq Uncut
11/15/11 3:00 PMat Barnes & Noble- Fifth Avenue. New York, NY.
11/15/11 7:00 PM at Books & Greetings - Livingston Street. Northvale, NJ.

http://store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/author-events/Shaquille-O-Neal/2435839 (http://store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/author-events/Shaquille-O-Neal/2435839)

:dizzy: WHOA SO MANY APPEARANCES FUCK
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 26, 2011, 01:55:42 AM
BOOM SHAQ-A-LAQ-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
NBA JAM Presents: Boom SHAQA Montage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTtztHN6Wo#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 01, 2011, 07:44:45 AM
EXCERPTS!!! Gotta love the dirt :lol: ....actually it's pretty sad how it ended, but that's all water under the bridge - till Shaq hits the talk show circuity lol

Shaquille O'Neal book details mistrust with Kobe Bryant
October 31, 2011 | 12:37 pm

(http://lakersblog.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c506253ef0162fc0bfb8a970d-600wi)

Years removed from his public sparring from Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal proclaimed since then that the feuding served nothing more than a motivational tool between the two teammates and nothing more than a marketing tool for the general public.

O'Neal attempted saying that with a straight face when the two formally ended their feud in 2006, when they reunited for the 2009 NBA All-Star game and when he retired this offseason. Not that any of us believed it, but we can now say for sure that O'Neal still harbors ill will toward Bryant. "Shaq Uncut: My Story," his autobiography written with respected hoops writer Jackie MacMullan to be released Nov. 15, makes it pretty clear how Bryant's pending sexual-assault case and O'Neal's uncertain NBA future ultimately led the Big Fella to threaten Bryant during the 2003-04 season.

"So I'm on edge because I don't have a new deal, and Kobe is on edge because he might be going to jail, so we're taking it out on each other," according to an excerpt posted on Deadspin. "Just before the start of the '03-'04 season the coach staff called us in and said, 'No more public sparring or you'll get fined.' ... Phil was tired of it. Karl Malone and Gary Payton were sick of it. ... So what happens? Immediately after that Kobe runs right out to Jim Gray and does this interview where he lets me have it. He said I was fat and out of shape. He said I was milking my toe injury for more time off, and the injury wasn't even that serious. (Yeah, right. It only ended my damn career.) He said I was 'lobbying for a contract extension when we have two Hall of Famers playing pretty much for free.' I'm sitting there watching this interview and I'm gonna explode. Hours earlier we had just promised our coach we'd stop. It was a truce broken. I let the guys know, 'I'm going to kill him.'

"Kobe stands up and goes face-to-face with me and says, 'You always said you're my big brother, you'd do anything for me, and then this Colorado thing happens and you never even called me.' I did call him. ... So here we are now, and we find out he really was hurt that we didn't stand behind him. That was something new. I didn't think he gave a rat's ass about us either way. 'Well, I thought you'd publicly support me, at least,' Kobe said. 'You're supposed to be my friend.'

"Brian Shaw chimed in with 'Kobe, why would you think that? Shaq had all these parties and you never showed up for any of them. We invited you to dinner on the road and you didn't come. Shaq invited you to his wedding and you weren't there. Then you got married and didn't invite any of us. And now you are in the middle of this problem, this sensitive situation, and now you want all of us to step up for you. We don't even know you.' ...

"Everyone was starting to calm down when I told Kobe, 'If you ever say anything like what you said to Jim Gray ever again, I will kill you.'

"Kobe shrugged and said, 'Whatever.' [...]

"From that day on, I was done dealing with Kobe. I was done dealing with Jim Gray, too. What goes around, comes around. When he got fired, he actually had the nerve to call me and ask me to help him out. What, did you lose Kobe's number?"

This probably serves as one of many examples outlining Shaq feud with Kobe. The above anecdote, though, illustrates just enough how both proved guilty in escalating their fragmented relationship. The two stars could put those petty issues aside for the sake of winning championships for only so long. After winning three, however, it proved the ego, jealousy and mistrust between O'Neal and Bryant proved too difficult to overcome.

source: LA Times  (http://lakersblog.latimes.com/lakersblog/2011/10/shaquille-oneal-book-reports-he-threatened-kobe-bryants-life.html) :lol:
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 30, 2011, 08:41:32 AM
^ SHAQ SPEAKS!!! Can't wait for Part 3 of his book. The Great CEO? SO MANY EGOES. Greatest Laker?
Shaq picks the greatest Laker ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xHRZUx8PNQ#ws)

Laker fans? WHERE DOES SHAQ RANK IN LAKER LEGENDS?! I wanna be there for his statue unveiling/jersey retirement. DO IT DR BUSS!

:rofl: Shaq. cant wait for the Turner Broadcasts with Barkley!
Funny Shaq singing for the end of the lockout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0V0lJf0Te4#)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on January 29, 2012, 12:11:33 PM
have y'all been watching shaq on TNT?? WTF lol is this, beating up Shaolin Monk kids:

(http://i.imgbox.com/aac90SkO.jpg)

watch: http://video.sina.com/v/v.php?viewkey=SINA_159_84f1b028270c34d5bf56 (http://video.sina.com/v/v.php?viewkey=SINA_159_84f1b028270c34d5bf56)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 05, 2012, 01:41:01 AM
He was with Larry King on "Dinner with the Kings" and all other Power PLAYERS
Shaq counts his blessings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5WNOLxlofM#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 08, 2012, 07:45:04 AM
Shaq reacts to Kobe passing him for 5th All Time on NBA Scoring LIST!
Shaq on Kobe's Milestone on Becoming Nba's Top 5 All Time Scorer (6-2-2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRojJ0L02V4#ws)

and lol rumour: Shaq at Wrestelmania must be a beef with Big Show again
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 10, 2012, 09:50:35 AM
I MUST GO!!!
A Unique Look Into Shaq's Career (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKWdAgkyoLw#ws)

Quote
Report: Lakers to retire Shaq's jersey in 2012-13
 by Ben Golliver

 The plan is finally starting to come together.

 In the immediate aftermath of Shaquille O'Neal's retirement back in June 2011, the Los Angeles Lakers announced that the franchise would retire his No. 34 jersey.
 At the time, a team spokesperson said there was no timetable for when the ceremony would take place.

 NBA.com reports on Thursday that the Lakers are expected to retire O'Neal's jersey during the 2012-2013 season, citing the rushed lockout schedule as the reason why the ceremony didn't take place this year.

 O'Neal paired with Lakers guard Kobe Bryant to win three titles for the franchise. His time with the Lakers is generally regarded as the high point of his career, making the jersey retirement decision a no-brainer.

 Lakers owner Jerry Buss issued a statement of appreciation for O'Neal last summer.

source: http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/34771445 (http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/34771445)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on March 16, 2012, 08:39:22 AM
shaq vs Tiger Woods :brucelee:
Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 13 - Duel of the Masters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chtNLyraGwI#ws)

Wonder if Derek fisher will join him in the TNT studios? HE BE HOLDING BACK. letting Chuck do all the talking. I know Big Fella soft spoken but man, he just not fitting in lol
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: Assman on March 25, 2012, 01:06:37 AM
new Shaq emoticon xD
(http://i.imgbox.com/aafdcoJ1.jpg)


eta; lol he has a comedy channel http://www.youtube.com/ComedyShaq

SHAQ YOUTUBE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYhkHiyuBFU#ws)
SHAQ is funny as a Mug! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4mvX5kxMIs#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: aznkid4 on April 16, 2012, 02:43:45 AM
new Shaq emoticon xD
(http://i.imgbox.com/aafdcoJ1.jpg)


eta; lol he has a comedy channel http://www.youtube.com/ComedyShaq

SHAQ YOUTUBE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYhkHiyuBFU#ws)
SHAQ is funny as a Mug! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4mvX5kxMIs#ws)

HAHAHAHA! the emoticon is so funny
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on April 22, 2012, 10:45:44 AM
^ Yeah Shaq is the best :D

on the set of TNT NBA Basketball, Shaq meets up with Jon Jones and Rashad Evans before their UFC match in Atlanta:

(http://i.imgbox.com/aacDzy6m.jpg)
(http://i.imgbox.com/aabNZFlO.jpg)
(http://i.imgbox.com/aar6coOs.jpg)

OH LMFAO Shaq could destroy Rashad
Jon Bones Jones and Suga Rashad Evans visit the NBA TNT crew (VERY FUNNY) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NOuPmlLVUM#ws)

(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00976.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on April 23, 2012, 01:02:24 AM


lol I dunno Shaq. You look a little cramped in there
Experience Buick | Shaq/LaCrosse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAIHNxtcvi4#ws)
Behind the scenes with Shaq | Part 1 | Experience Buick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM6BHKpSfoM#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: JFC on May 06, 2012, 06:03:24 AM
So yeah, just go ahead and call him "Doctor Shaq". :rockon:

Quote
Shaq becomes Dr. O’Neal, graduates from Barry University with doctoral degree
By Manny Navarro - mnavarro@miamiherald.com

(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00981.png)

He’s officially Dr. O’Neal now.

NBA legend Shaquille O’Neal received his doctoral degree in Education from Barry University Saturday morning along with another 1,100 students during multiple commencement ceremonies at the James L. Knight Center in downtown Miami.

Like all things done by the four-time world champion, 15-time All-Star, movie star, rapper and entertainer, O’Neal, 40, accepted the degree in style. Wearing a custom-made, bright red XXXL-sized gown, the seven-foot-one, 325-pound former Miami Heat center got on one knee so Dr. David M. Kopp could place a light blue hood around his big neck.

O’Neal then stood up and lifted his professor like Tarzan was rescuing Jane. "Swept off my feet," Kopp described the moment, celebrated with loud cheers from the crowd.

O’Neal then walked over and hugged school president, Sister Linda Bevilacqua before walking off stage posing for photos in his cap, gown and hood like all the other graduates. On his way back to his seat, O’Neal strolled by a star struck row of graduates and handed out high-fives like he was walking past his old teammates on the bench.

Sanjay Sands, who received his masters in business administration on Saturday, was among the many students who tried to snap pictures of O'Neal on their cell phone as the ceremony proceeded. But Sands said he couldn't "get any good ones," and will simply leave with the memory he and Shaq once shared the same stage.

"What he did just shows education doesn't stop," Sands said. "He's already been successful and has decided to take his career another step forward. As a millionaire athlete he could probably not do anything, just relax, retire. But he still wants more. I admire that. We all admire that."

Said Bevilacqua: "We have many notable graduates among our 55,000 alumni, but I would have to say Dr. O’Neal would give new meaning to big man on campus. It’s so important for young students to see that you can achieve great success in a variety of ways in our world. You can achieve tremendous prominence in many things, but what is most important is that we see ourselves as life-long learners. I think Dr. O’Neal is a very powerful example of that."

After leaving school early in 1992 to enter the NBA Draft, O’Neal went back to Louisiana State University eight years later and earned his bachelor’s degree in general studies, fulfilling a promise to his mother. In 2005, he earned a master’s of business administration through the University of Phoenix’s online degree program.

After leading the Heat to the NBA title in 2006, O’Neal decided it was time to go back to school again and on a tip from the Heat’s foot doctor decided to enroll at Barry in Miami Shores. He spent the past 4 1/2 years -- including his final two seasons in the NBA -- quietly working toward his doctoral degree in organizational learning and leadership with a specialization in human resource development. He studied before and after games, and between his work on television as an analyst, often staying up to the wee hours of the morning to get work done.

The big man didn’t just get by either. O’Neal achieved a cumulative GPA of 3.813 while completing 54 credit hours comprised of 16 courses and six credit hours of self-directed research. He did most of his course work via satellite, video conferencing and Blackboard.com. The title of his doctoral capstone project was “The Duality of Humor and Seriousness in Leadership Styles.’’

"Everyone thinks this is honorary. But this is not honorary. I put in four and a half hard years staying up late at night, studying, reading, rewriting papers Dr. Kopp marked up," O’Neal said.

"The work was very rigorous, but very enjoyable. And I’m not done. I think I’m going to try law school next. I’m thinking about it. We’ll see."

O’Neal’s mother, Lucille O’Neal, a few of his siblings and all of his children sat and stayed through the entire two hour commencement ceremony. O’Neal gave his parents most of the credit for driving him to further his education, pointing out how when he used to get in trouble his mother would make him come up with jobs for every letter in the alphabet.

"’A’ was a basketball player. ’B’ was basketball player. ’C’ was Cop. And ’D’ -- even though I didn’t believe it -- was Doctor," O’Neal said. "... I remember my mom coming in and saying ’If you really put your mind to it you probably could be a doctor.’ Thank God for parents like mine.

"Of all the things I’ve done in my life, this probably is my No. 1 accomplishment."

His mother agreed.

"I’m proud because I know he earned that title," Lucille O’Neal said. "With all the money he’s got, he could have [paid for an honorary degree]. But he didn’t. And now I get to call him Dr. O’Neal."
FULL ARTICLE LINK - http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/05/2784914/shaq-becomes-dr-oneal-graduates.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/05/2784914/shaq-becomes-dr-oneal-graduates.html)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: kpopped on May 09, 2012, 03:21:30 AM
Doctor Shaq, this man has to be the most fun and interesting basketball player to watch on the court and off. Love you big guy!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on May 17, 2012, 08:40:41 AM
Doctor Shaq, this man has to be the most fun and interesting basketball player to watch on the court and off. Love you big guy!

I'm so proud of him. He made a promise to his Father and Mother and set out to do it, whatever it takes. EDUCATION!!


you cannot unsee
Shaq and Barkley shirt off contest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOO36EPMCuY#ws)

lol like he painted his abs on. still Chuck :bleed eyes:
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on June 20, 2012, 10:11:09 AM

Shaq and Charles Barkley Meets Lynda Carter XD aka Wonder Woman

Charles Barkley Meets Lynda Carter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WoVSZNgfyM#)

Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 31, 2012, 09:04:44 AM
It's OFFICIAL.  http://twitter.com/KevinDing/status/241298116316381184 (http://twitter.com/KevinDing/status/241298116316381184)

Lakers will retire @SHAQ No. 34 jersey on April 2 vs. Mavericks and Jamaal Wilkes' No. 52 jersey on Dec. 28 vs. Trail Blazers.
Shaquille O'Neal - Strait Playin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYtYOWJCpU#)

Let's meet up April 2nd :jphip:
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on September 09, 2012, 11:12:37 AM
^ Just chills seeing this pic man. LEGENDS. If you wanna be the best of the best Centre. you gotta go through the Lakers.
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01090.jpg)

:rofl: WTF Shaq. i never knew there was dunkman undies
Shaq Walking Into Traffic in his Underwear (Very real)⎢Funnydenamug⎢Comedy Shaq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8xP_PBQsF8#)

(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01089.jpeg)
CANT WAIT FOR NBA SEASON TO START oh man, who will join the TNT booth. maybe he can interview Wade for his book lol
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 07, 2012, 01:36:00 AM
WITH THE GLOVE!! The Super Team of 2004  can't sompare to 2012 Team....different pieces. ESTABLISHED Hall of Famers.
(http://i.imgbox.com/adwbhh9S.jpg)

Inside Shaq's Closet: An Exclusive Tour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAx4x2vKjhE#ws)

c'mon shaq. we know you shitting us with Brook Lopez XD we know you hatin on Dwight jackin the Superman but hey, gonna be an interesting season GO LAKERS
Shaq Dissing Dwight Howard saying Brooke Lopez is better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak8zWr2H6KQ#ws)

At least he can laugh at himself :rofl:
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01123.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on October 28, 2012, 07:37:41 AM
Fuck. I forgot all about this commercial. LEGENDS! even John Wooden. Shaq on inside stuff with Legends
1993 - Shaq, Russell, Chamberlain, Kareem, Walton (behind the scenes) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Ajyth4hSc#)
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/Class%20of%201992/Shaq_Attaq_The_Real_Shaquille_Oneal.jpg)

lol THIS is gonna be good.

According to U.S.-based hip-hop Web site Rapindustry.com, basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal has some plans for K-pop girl group Rania.

The article, titled “Shaquille O’Neal Going Gangnam Style with Girl Group Rania,” claimed that Shaq’s comedy network and Google TV were in talks about a TV program featuring the seven-member group.

According to Rania’s agency, the group is being hotly pursued in the United States but “nothing’s been signed as yet.”

The agency added that the group rose to fame thanks to its debut song “Dr. Feel Good,” which was written by Teddy Riley, who wrote “Dangerous” for Michael Jackson.


By Carla Sunwoo [carlasunwoo@joongang.co.kr]


CopyrightsⓒKorea JoongAng Daily, All rights reserved. (http://entertainment.xin.msn.com/en/hallyu/storyviewer.aspx?cp-documentid=250941326)

in case you were wondering about Shaq's comedy network, http://www.comedyshaq.com (http://www.comedyshaq.com)
Shaq Calls Out Michael Strahan⎢Funnydenamug⎢Comedy Shaq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J5qhCePOfA#ws)

Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on November 18, 2012, 09:34:46 PM
LOL shaq on Dwight
Shaq responds to tweet accusing him of hating on Dwight Howard⎢Ask Dr.O⎢Comedy Shaq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rs36CZPFZ8#ws)

can't wait for April XD
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 03, 2013, 10:39:12 AM
Lol why would you wanna beef with Jalen Rose. He'sa fool Shaq!
Dr.O answers your tweets: Would you ever compete in MMA? and more⎢Ask Dr.O⎢Comedy Shaq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJa3QOyW6Tk#ws)


I agree Shaq http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-fan-pass/0ap2000000134405/NFL-Fan-Pass-Shaq-s-Super-Bowl-pick (http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-fan-pass/0ap2000000134405/NFL-Fan-Pass-Shaq-s-Super-Bowl-pick)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 17, 2013, 10:56:51 AM
wonder what Shaq said to Kobe, like "Hey if you can handle me, you can handle Dwight"
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01286.jpg)

some of the best basketball I've seen, glad to have been along for the ride.
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01287.jpeg)

Never will we see two Most Dominant Alpha Dogs on the same team again. Any given night, pick your poison.

DAMN even shaq gangnam
(http://i.imgbox.com/acvizVec.jpg)

lol Team Shaq didn't have a chance tonite.
(http://i.imgbox.com/aanOIPZ2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on February 23, 2013, 11:32:25 PM
Great quote by Shaq at the Dr. Jerry Buss Memorial: 'I wanted one extension, he gave it to me. I wanted a second extension, he gave it to me. I wanted a third extension, he traded me.'  :rofl:
Shaq on Jerry Buss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgLRsLpyCvk#ws)
Buss Memorial Shaquille O'Neal NBA 2012 13 Season Feb 21, 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pyDvNRW9E#ws)

He was never a micromanager. Me too.  :pimp: Seeing the whole Threepeat Roster Glory Days was amazin, smth only Dr. Buss could do!!
(http://i.imgbox.com/acyfv0k6.jpg)

The SHAQ ATTAQ is back!! fuck I gotta cop me some!

Reebok: Project 2013 - Shaq Interview with Swizz Beatz on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/60187658)

Swizzy and Shaq sat down for a Q&A at the Reebok lounge for Project Trade Show in Las Vegas. The discussion involved the re-introduction of Reebok’s Shaq Attack and Shaqnosis sneaker which hit shoe shelves April 19 and July 19.

where?! how to pre-order??  :panic:

You can grab your pair on April 19th at select retailers like  Jimmy Jazz, Shiekh, Villa, City Gear, DTLR, Shoe Palace, and on Reebok.com.

Reebok Shaq Attaq
 04/19/13
 $160



(http://i.imgbox.com/acrrpDAZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgbox.com/advNiwQB.jpg)

WHOA! can't wait. I love the Pump

Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: cookiesencream on April 08, 2013, 01:13:56 AM
Shaq Jersey Retirement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyUiBneN_38#ws)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2016, 03:59:36 AM
SHAQ FU!!!! Fort Mac!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xir5LIpbwiQ

Have you been listening to his podcast http://www.podcastone.com/the-big-podcast-with-shaq
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: kuro808 on August 22, 2016, 04:10:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDphRaYEIIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDphRaYEIIA)
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2016, 04:13:34 AM
CANT WAIT TILL he gets a statue this season!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmGiT_Ubtto

can u even imagine!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: kuro808 on August 22, 2016, 04:14:49 AM
^ if there is one and I'm there.  I will take picture
Title: CONGRATS SHAQ 2016 HALL OF FAME ENSHRINEMENT!
Post by: daigong on September 10, 2016, 04:53:37 AM
CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!

CONGRATS SHAQ 2016 HALL OF FAME ENSHRINEMENT!!!!

Shaquille O'Neal's Epic Lakers Championship Look Back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZjlzvpxE2Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m1ejmdtHfU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6N-cYp1jQs

WHATTA SPEEECH!!!  :rofl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-IiiFvfdVo

Truly THE LEGENDARY NBA Big Man of OUR ERA!! I never really got to see Kareem in his prime. Patrick Ewing, Hakeem, David Robinson they were great but SHAQ FUCK DOMINATED changed the fuckin game for BIG MEN. There is not even anyone COMPARABLE in today's NBA like him. MY fuckin fave player, I was so fuckin happy he went to the Lakers and FUCKING winning DEM TITLES!! And for him to lead 3 teams to the finals just cements a HALL OF FAME CAREER!!!

ETA: for NBA take down :P
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on September 11, 2016, 07:08:25 AM
Great article by Phil Jackson himself! http://www.theplayerstribune.com/phil-jackson-shaquille-oneal-lakers-nba-hall-of-fame-2016/

Quote from: Phil Jackson
The Big Man
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The first time I met Shaq, he was headlining a hip-hop group that was performing in a small town in Montana near my lake home. It was the summer of ’99 and I had just been hired by the Lakers. Shaq heard I spent my summers there, so he reached out. I invited him to stop by my house.

I got delayed with business that day and Shaq got to my house a few hours before I did. When I finally showed up, Shaq had made himself at home. The people in my lake community were all on their docks watching this guy do his thing. Neighbors told me he had been jumping on a kid’s trampoline and then he had commandeered somebody else’s WaveRunner and was doing big jumps. Shaq was putting on a show. Later, I got him to help me move a big piece of wood — a deadhead log — that was submerged in the bay.

I carved out time to have a “serious” talk with him, but I understood that that wasn’t his element. He liked entertaining — not showing off, but something close to it. He was a fun-loving jokester whose personality got bigger as the crowd got bigger.

My goal with that Laker team was to get Shaq serious about his career. At the time, Shaq was in movies, he had his rap stuff going on, he was in TV commercials and he was generally just bigger than life. In a dinner before preseason camp in ’99, I told him that he should make it his goal to be the MVP. In fact, I suggested to him that, by the time he retired, they should rename the trophy the Shaq Award!

In the first week of the 1999–2000 season, I stopped him coming off the floor during a timeout and asked him: “What do you think was Wilt’s greatest accomplishment?” He quickly and confidently replied: “Averaging 50 points and 30 rebounds a game.”

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I shook my head.

“Nope, he averaged over 48 minutes a game. Do you think you could do that?”

Walking out of the timeout huddle, he looked back at me.

“He could do it. So can I.”

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So I played him 48 minutes a game until he called uncle, which wasn’t that many games into November. But he didn’t want to come to my office to tell me, so he sent John Salley as his spokesperson. I was glad to comply, as I didn’t expect this experiment to last the whole year. That wasn’t the point. We never spoke another word about it. It did, however, get him in great condition. By season’s end, he was the MVP.

One story that I like to tell is about the books I give to players. The thought behind it is that I want to assign a book that will engage each player’s unique personality. For Shaq in that first year with the Lakers I got a book called Ecce Homo, by Nietzsche. I think Shaq liked the philosophical stuff, as well as the title, which in Latin means, “Behold the Man.”

After all, this was the man who had already named himself the Big Aristotle.

I got on the bus and found Shaq there, reading “Siddhartha.”

The next year, the book I chose for him was Siddhartha, the novel by Hermann Hesse about a man on a journey to find himself. It’s loosely based on the life of Buddha. When I handed out the books on a flight at the start of a long road trip, I told the team — with tongue in cheek — that I expected a book report by the end of the trip. This particular trip ended in Chicago with a game against the Bulls, from which Shaq got ejected. Rather than wait and face the press, he went straight to the bus. After the press conference, I got on the bus and found Shaq there, reading Siddhartha. On the flight home, he came back to my seat and gave me his book report — still the only one I ever received. It said: “Siddhartha is a book about a young prince, who has money, fame, and women, just like me. He is also searching for self-discovery, just like I am.”

Our last meeting as coach and player happened after he had been traded to Miami. I called him up on his cellphone and asked him where he was. It was loud on his end. I heard honking horns.

“Are you driving?” I asked.

“I’m looking for stolen cars,” he replied.

He was. As we chatted, Shaq was driving around West Hollywood/Century City on unofficial police business. Sheriff Shaq was meting out justice in his spare time.

We made plans to meet at a restaurant to say our final goodbyes. Shaq was more interested in my next year than his own — always a team player in the most unusual ways. He went on to win a championship in Miami. I was happy for him. But he has chosen to go into the Basketball Hall of Fame as a Laker, which is fitting. It was a very interesting and entertaining five years we had together in Los Angeles. For all his bravado and bigness, he was a team player first. He knew how to make his teammates better players. He kept it real — and really fun.

Before him, the NBA was a league known for its dominant big men. George Mikan, Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Walton, Ralph Sampson, Hakeem Olajuwon and other big, talented players. Shaq came and did it with a joy that no one had ever seen before.

Congratulations, big man.

PHIL JACKSON

I really was happy to see Phil change Shaq to become the LEGEND he is.
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on July 02, 2020, 07:15:49 AM
WOW. I thought this was Mark Henry of the WWF XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1vO8SiiaY

Just the talk of him. Kobe. The ol lakers chokes me up BRO. I miss those Title Town Teams!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
Post by: daigong on July 15, 2020, 03:50:14 PM
The BIG Heart on The Big Diesel!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is2wbAE1C3Q
help a woman who crashed her car on a Florida highway.