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Tokusatsu shows have corrupted my mind, in a good way, that is. However, I've been wondering why hasn't any H!P girl appeared in any of those toku and sentai shows. Ah, the mysteries of life. And what more to celebrate Miki-sama's birthday but with a fanfic about her.Miki swears a lot in this fic so better cover your ears. Anyway, on with the show.
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"There's no fucking way you're going to talk me into this!" Miki complained as she slammed her hand on Tsunku's table. "I agreed with that gimmick of me asking for hobbies and wearing goth outfits on the show but this. This is ridiculous!"
"Come on, Miki.You need to do this. It's for the betterment of your career." Tsunku tried to tell her seriously but it was obvious that he was trying to stop himself from laughing.
"For what? So I can be the laughing stock of the whole group? Yossi's gonna die of laughter when she finds out!"
"No she won't. She was actually the one who recommended you for it. It will be a good opportunity for you. Take Aya and Rika for example. They didn't complain when they were asked to star in Sukeban Deka."
"Then why don't you ask them? They only took that because they get to hit each other there. I don't want to fight rubber, tentacled monsters! Eewww! However, if you guarantee me that you'll be one of the villains in the show, I'll agree without any hesitation!"
"They're busy making the sequel and I'm not going to be in the show. If it becomes a hit, then all the glory will be yours alone. Look at the success Koharu-chan has had with her anime show."
"I don't care. She'll be good off as a seiyu anyway."
"I can sense jealousy in your voice."
"Me jealous? Hell no! You won't see me dancing Balalaika on a TV show even if you paid me thrice my monthly salary."
"Come on, this will be good for you. Think of the kids."
"Kids my ass! The people who will be watching the show won't be kids! They're going to be probably a lot older than me."
"Think of the merchandise this will bring."
"Ugh! The thought those otakus playing with action figures with my face sculpted on it on it freaks me out! Brrr! "
"You'll get to wear a neat costume like Aya."
"So what? Never in my mind have I dreamed of wearing those. Can you imagine what kinds of dirty thoughts they'll have when I do a transformation sequence? Those rubber suits are heavy and they stink. I don't like 'em. Even Ayaya's costume in Sukeban Deka is out of my taste. I only like it if she's the one wearing it."
"It'll probably be loose on you if you wear it anyway..."
"What?"
"Nothing. You don't have to worry about to wearing the costume at all. The only time you're going to wear the costume is for promotions. There will be a double to wear it during the shooting.If you want, we can ask Sayumi to be the double, since I'm not sure if your body can fill up the suit."
"Putting Sayu's name in a sentence makes it funny but that remark about my body makes me want to kick your ass!"
"What kind of persuading do I have to do?"
"A lot."
"Like?"
"A GAM PB, a GAM radio show, a GAM..."
"Feisty as ever! You're perfect for the role. Here." Tsunku said as he handed her a piece of paper.
"Wait, I didn't agree yet."
"You don't have to. I already made a deal with the producers. Shooting will start later at 3 so don't be late."
"You what?! Give me a good reason why I shouldn't rip your balls off and shove them in your mouth."
"Because I am Tsunku."
"And you just made my life more miserable."
"Lighten up. You're going to thank me for this later. Who knows, maybe they’ll decide to get some of the members too. At least you’re the one who started it all. I have to go now, we have a meeting."
Miki had a choice: To go or not to go. She only had 30 minutes left to decide. Already, she could hear the laughter of the other girls in her mind.
"Hello! Project and Tokusatsu just don’t mix…"
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hehe, wordsworth. Great stuff. I laugh so hard ( in my mind of course). I feel like miki will probably swears like that if Tsunku suggest something weird to her lol. This one is really funny. Thanks!
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So that's what you were talking about when you said a new fic hahahahaha !
class break and i found this...made my day ! XD
"Come on, this will be good for you. Think of the kids."
"Kids my ass! The people who will be watching the show won't be kids! They're going to be probably a lot older than me."
"Think of the merchandise this will bring."
"Ugh! The thought those otakus playing with action figures with my face sculpted on it on it freaks me out! Brrr! "
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
uh oh i'm late...
thks wordsworth ! expecting more coming :lol:
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Hehehehehe. Astig!!!! Looking forward (laughing) on your next epi. XD
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"Wait, I didn't agree yet."
"You don't have to. I already made a deal with the producers. Shooting will start later at 3 so don't be late."
"You what?! Give me a good reason why I shouldn't rip your balls off and shove them in your mouth."
"Because I am Tsunku."
:ROTFLMAO: That's just great!
*/me wonders about what belt she'll get* :twisted:
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Hahaha, AWESOME! Tokusatsu Miki!
And, she is really fiesty, rawr!
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-is lurking-
-will comment when he's ready-
-but likes it so far-
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"CUT CUT CUT!!! Not like that, Fujimoto-san! You should be gentle to him. Treat him like he's really your younger brother. If you keep looking at him that way, it's like your suspecting him to be the enemy. And you're hitting him too hard! He's not the villain here!"
"Sorry but he's the one who started it. He keeps on looking at my...and when he hugs me...his hands go..."
"I don't think that he did that iintentionally."
"He was trying to unstrap my..."
"Come on! He's just a kid."
"Even kids can get boners."
"Fine, fine. Lets take a break." the director said. "Fujimoto-san, please go through the script again."
"Fine."
Miki sat down in a corner and started to read the script. The plot of the show was it was an alternate version of the recently concluded Kamen Rider Kabuto. However, all the riders for this one are female. She was almost done when she felt someone tugging on to her jacket. It was Taro, the 6-year old boy who plays as her brother in the show.
"Shit! This kid is so annoying. Those kids in the school we went to before are a lot more behaved than him. He's like an old man trapped in a kid's body. He was really trying to touch me back there."
"Onee-chan, onee-chan." the kid said.
"What do you want?"
"Buy Taro-chan some ice cream."
"I'm not your onee-chan kid." Miki said as she gave him the 'Glare'
"You're scary."
"Yes. So be scared of me!" she said as she started chanting her lines in the musical.
"Waaa!" the kid said as he ran away.
"Hehe. He really got scared. Think of the kids? Bah! I wonder if my character's gonna have a love interest." she thought. "If she does, I hope it's not one of those bishie boys. Those guys scream louder those Berryz Koubou kids when they see cockroaches. Hahaha."
I'm going to be a Kamen Rider in this show. I'm the first female Kamen Rider. Should I be honored? Maybe. I never liked these kinds of shows before.A black cat then crossed her path, stopped in front of her and meowed as she was walking to the dressing room.
"Great! More bad luck! What did I do to deserve this? Was it that fake mouse I put in Gaki-san's bag or that wasabe-flavored toothpaste I gave Ai-chan? Why!?"
"Umm, excuse me miss, is this the set for the new Kamen Rider show?"
"Do I look... like...a...police...lady... to you? Are you free later? Can you go to my place?" Shit! Who's this guy? He's a bit bishie but he's fine. If he tells me to strip, I'll go yes nude!
"Umm miss? You acting kinda weird."
"Weird? Me? Of course not! Koharu's the weird one. I saw her pick her nose with a pencil..."
"What?"
"Forget that. Where are we having dinner?"
"Maybe this is the wrong set. Thanks for your help anyway."
"No, no. This is the right set. Umm, excuse me but can I get your name?"
"You want to know my name?"
"Yes, yes. Please tell me."
"Walking the path of heaven, the man who rules over all..." the man said as he pointed to the sky.
"What the hell does that mean? Oops. Pardon my language."
"Oh, you didn't get that? You're not a toku fan are you?"
"Do I look like a toku fan?"
"I see. But you look rather familiar. Wait, you're a member of Morning Musume!"
"Haha. Right. Guess who I am."
"Hmmm. Squinty eyes. Fair complexion. Hot body. You look like you also play some sports."
"Good observations."
"You're Mitsui Aika, aren't you?"
"Hell no!"
"Just kidding. You're Fujimoto-san. I saw your recent photobook. You looked great."
"Yes, yes. I'm Miki. Nice to meet you. Wait, I was the one asking for your name, not the other way around."
"My name is..." but before he could say his name, they heard someone scream not far from them. The two of them looked at each other and ran towards the scene.
"Fujimoto-san! The Kaiju costume! It came to life! And it's got Taro-chan!!!"
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"Walking the path of heaven, the man who rules over all..." the man said as he pointed to the sky.
:ROTFLMAO: Nice!
Damn that kid, trying to grope Miki-sama. And yet, can't help but give him props for trying. :pimp:
"Fujimoto-san! The Kaiju costume! It came to life! And it's got Taro-chan!!!"
The suit came to life? WTF? :scratch
Oh, and I gotta ask, what does "Kaiju" mean?
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:Oh, and I gotta ask, what does "Kaiju" mean?
According to wiki, it means mysterious beast :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiju
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怪獣 = monster (loosely translated as in anime shows)
Well i'm not a big fan of Kamen rider but this fic about Miki's so funny i can't help but read it :lol:
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Hehe, more mikitty insanity blabbering.. She is really that crazy? :D So, she got love at first sight with some random guy? Nice, mikitty. Just nice XD
This unpredictable fic really keep me coming here.
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:ONhiakhiakhiak: good job! i like the fic!!!!
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*ChrNo in classroom...ok noone's looking...*
"Sorry but he's the one who started it. He keeps on looking at my...and when he hugs me...his hands go..."
[..]
"He was trying to unstrap my..."
"Come on! He's just a kid."
"Even kids can get boners."
[..] He's like an old man trapped in a kid's body. He was really trying to touch me back there."
oh crap :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
"Shit! Who's this guy? He's a bit bishie but he's fine. If he tells me to strip, I'll go yes nude!
omg the pun XD XD XD
*ChrNo has to work damn it*
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The costume came to life!? And it's got Taro?! Haha! Sucker!
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"Serves him right. He's been a pain in the ass since we started filming."
"Please, you have to save him." pleaded the staff member.
"Whoa! Wait a minute! I am the heroine of the show but when it comes to actual life and death situations like these, you can't get anything from me. Call the cops, dammit! Now where were we..."
After the staff member ran off, the man asked Miki a question.
"Do idols really think that way? Are they as selfish as you?" the man said.
"What do you mean? It's not my job to save someone I don't know."
*Sigh* "And here I was, hoping that the they were right in choosing you."
"Right in choosing me? Are you talking about Tsunku-san? Did he send you here to keep me in check? Why that no good..."
"No. I report to a higher authority?"
"Avex?"
"No."
"Then who?"
"I'll tell you if you save that kid."
"I told that girl earlier that I don't save people for a living. And besides, I can't beat a monster on my own. My nails will get ruined."
"Use this." the man said as he handed Miki something.
"Whoa there, mister! I don't even know your name and your giving me gifts already? I know I'm irresistible but I don't accept gifts from strangers. So you should tell me your name before I take that.""
"I'll tell you my name later. Take this henshin device."
"A henshin device? So you expect me to put this on my waist so I can change into Kamen Rider and save the brat, right?"
"Right."
"Haha, you're really funny! Those henshin thingies aren't real. You must've made that or bought it from auctions."
"No. This one is real."
"Fine." Miki said as she took it from his hands. She sniffed it first, like the way she sniffed the monkey and those lion cubs. "But what if I don't transform? What will I do to you?"
"Do whatever you want. But if you transform, what do I get to do?"
"Whatever I let Ayaya do to me. Deal?"
"Deal."
"Wait, I know I'm slim but this won't fit on my waist." Miki said as she examined the device.
"Who said all henshin devices should be on the waist. That one is for your neck."
Miki placed the device on her neck. It looked a lot like a cat collar, thanks to the bell attached.
"Geez, now I know what Ayaya feels when I ask her to put on those stuff when we..."
"Say 'Henshin'."
"Henshin!........Wait don't stare at me while I'm changing! You pervert!"
A mysterious, sailormoon-ish light covered her and when it was gone, she was wearing a white suit and a helmet with cat ears. She looked at her reflection in one of the car's windows and couldn't believe it. The suit looked thick and heavy but she felt like she wasn't wearing anything at all.
"Holy shit! You weren't kidding when you said I'd transform! And I thought my costume in HPC was kinky! Okay, you can do whatever you want with me, just take it off, please, before my S&M fetish kicks in!"
"You have to beat that monster and save that kid first."
"I do have a suit, but looks plain. It doesn't have any weapons, even a holster for a gun."
"I thought you weren't a toku fan? How'd you know about that?"
"I saw some pics in the internet. And one of those wotas who dances to Romantic Ukare Mode in concerts wears a sentai costume."
"Okay. That is just the stage 1 of the transformation. It will be the base for all the other transformations."
"Others? You mean there's more?"
"Right. I don't have time to explain now. You wanted weapons, didn't you? Call Kuroneko."
"Kuroneko? Who's that?"
Suddenly, the black cat that crossed her path earlier started purring on her leg.
"Meow!"
"Kuroneko seems to like you. Say 'Kuroneko, alter'."
"Kuroneko, alter."
The cat revealed its true form. It turned into an Organoid and jumped in the air and was then covered with the same blinding light that covered her. And when it disappeared, floating in front of Miki was a chip shaped liked a cat head with something written.
"Put that on your belt buckle."
Miki looked at her belt. There was an opening that was a perfect fit for the chip. She did what she was told. As soon as she placed it on the buckle, her suit turned black.
"Hey! Now I like this color better. I'm going to scare them with this later."
"Go, save that boy!"
"Wait, I still don't have weapons!"
"Every cat has claws."
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ミキさま参上！！
lol, i'll see how Miki fights, not that i doubt that she will shred the monster into pieces with her claws :D
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Omg, new KR neko chapter! huhu
Omg, a henshin device, a real one! Miki! This going on great! Last time I watch kamen rider, is like 9 years ago.. lol But, this just awesome! I like it!
Thanks wordsworth!
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LOLOLOL soo funny, very nice, well done.:ONwahaha:
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"Do whatever you want. But if you transform, what do I get to do?"
"Whatever I let Ayaya do to me. Deal?"
"Deal."
Miki makes sure she gets the good part of the deal too. :D
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I was slightly confused at first as it's been years since my Sailor Moon fetish- I mean, since I watched SM, so I'd forgotten the rules of heroism.
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Every rider needs something for their transportation. Call on the Mikitty Bus!!
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Miki is completly crazy XD
Aaaah, going to have so much fun reading it
"Whoa there, mister! I don't even know your name and your giving me gifts already? I know I'm irresistible but I don't accept gifts from strangers. So you should tell me your name before I take that.""
lol
"Geez, now I know what Ayaya feels when I ask her to put on those stuff when we..."
what the h XD
"Holy shit! You weren't kidding when you said I'd transform! And I thought my costume in HPC was kinky! Okay, you can do whatever you want with me, just take it off, please, before my S&M fetish kicks in!"
as she said HOLY SHIT XD XD XD
"Wait, I still don't have weapons!"
"Every cat has claws."
lol
to thank you for your great work again, here you go :
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All the other people left the studio as they tried to call for help. Taro kept on crying which made the Kaiju irritated. Then it saw something approaching from the distance.
Miki , who was scratching her head, lazily walked to where the live Kaiju costume was. The Kaiju looked like a mutated version of one of the bears in the Bananas in Pyjamas kids show, making it look meaner. Miki felt an evil aura but she was sure that no one is inside it.
"Let go of the monster, boy! I mean let go of the boy, monster!"
The suit didn't seem to understand what she said. It just snarled at her.
"Okay. Eri should really teach me how to speak in her native language, so if encounter things like these next time they'd understand me." she thought.
The suit threw Taro into a pile of boxes. Luckily the boxes were full of clothes, foam and costumes so he didn't get hurt. Taro cried and wailed. A dirty smile appeared on Miki's face. She couldn't resist it and she laughed inside her mask. The Kaiju took this chance to lunge at her and hit her a couple of times until she was floored. Then it mounted her and started pounding her continuously.
"How come I'm still alive?" Miki asked herself as she gazed into the ceiling while the Kaiju kept on hitting her.
"Get up! It can't hurt you!" Miki looked for the owner of the voice. It was the man who gave her the henshin device. "Get up and fight!"
It's him. I still don't know his name. It's only been minutes but it feels like we've known each other for a long time...anyway, why am I imagining him to be the one on top of me...
"Don't forget, I won the bet. I still have to do anything I want with you."
I wonder what he wants to do with me. I won't find out unless I beat this piece of shit! As she thought of that, she threw a punch where else but in the groin area. Surprisingly, the Kaiju got hurt and it got off her.
"I have to admit, that position was kinda hot but I'm done playing, teddy." she said as she dusted her suit and her butt.
"Turn the buckle to the left to activate 'Shadow Skill'." the man instructed.
Miki followed the instruction. When she turned the buckle, she didn't feel anything happen. But when she looked around, there were already a dozen copies of herself surrounding the Kaiju. The images seemed to have minds for they were attacking the enemy. The Kaiju hit them but it looked liked it only hit air. It kept hitting the images until it started to get tired. Miki knew what the images were for. It was to distract the enemy.
"Turn the buckle to the right to activate the 'Shadow Edge'."
Miki turned the buckle to the right. Her eyes widened because four 40-inch blade materialized on her left forehand, similar to cat claws.
"Huge! I like it!" she said to herself. She tried to move her arm to check the weight of the blade. Amazingly, if was as light as a feather. Miki walked towards the suit, who was still hitting the Shadow Skill images.
She hit the Kaiju and then it reacted by hitting one of the images. Miki enjoyed playing with it but she eventually got bored. As she was preparing to go in for the kill when, something came from the other side and kicked the Kaiju. The Kaiju hit the wall but it still stood up.
"Who the hell?" but before Miki could get a clear look, the intruder moved something in its buckle into another direction while saying something like 'Rabbit Kick' and dashed towards the Kaiju and delivered an energy charged roundhouse kick.
"Whoa! That's a nice kick!" Miki said. "You should definitely try out for our futsal team!."
The Kaiju exploded, and set the studio on fire. Miki found Taro from the pile of boxes and carried him. But before she went out, she gave the intruder one good last look.
It was wearing a suit similar to hers. However, instead of cat ears, it had bunny ears. And it was pink.
The intruder looked at Miki too and did a familiar gesture before it took off.
"What the fuck? It can't be......."
"......Did she just do Usa-chan peace?"
"YUCK!!!"
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"Let go of the monster, boy! I mean let go of the boy, monster!"
:lol:
"YUCK!!!"
:ONwahaha:
Love these random outbursts
well well, we have a Neko ranger, now an Usagi ranger what more animals could you come up with.. Koala ranger (too bad konkon's gone) Kame ranger etc etc :pen_whirl:
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OMG, I HAD A GREAT LAUGH! :ROTFLMAO:
At the end actually, lol. Damn, awesome writing which make me laugh in my mind again.. Look like this another usachan kamen rider got quite a skill.. How irritated miki will be knowing that she lost to her? :ONhiakhiakhiak:
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this is so crazy...
everything you wrote i can clearly imagine it hahahaha...
it could have been a great show xD
even if i don't really watch those kind of show...it just...lame lol...
everything by your hands and jajam ! became awesome. it's magic!
The Kaiju looked like a mutated version of one of the bears in the Bananas in Pyjamas kids show
you had to mention it didn't you XD XD XD
"Let go of the monster, boy! I mean let go of the boy, monster!"
now that was expected hahahahaha
"Okay. Eri should really teach me how to speak in her native language, so if encounter things like these next time they'd understand me." she thought.
this wasn't XD
oh crap XD
The suit threw Taro into a pile of boxes.[..]Taro cried and wailed. A dirty smile appeared on Miki's face. She couldn't resist it and she laughed inside her mask.
:ROTFLMAO:
It's him. I still don't know his name. It's only been minutes but it feels like we've known each other for a long time...anyway, why am I imagining him to be the one on top of me...
...
But when she looked around, there were already a dozen copies of herself surrounding the Kaiju
woyaa XD
Miki enjoyed playing with it but she eventually got bored.
Miki + bored in the same sentence had to come anyway XD
so kicking some badass can't make a hobby heh XD
"Who the hell?"
yeah ! well said ! who the hell ?!
"Whoa! That's a nice kick!" Miki said. "You should definitely try out for our futsal team!."
rofl...
yeah we can not forget it's a h!p fanfic XD
It was wearing a suit similar to hers. However, instead of cat ears, it had bunny ears. And it was pink.
shit don't tell me it's Shige XD
"......Did she just do Usa-chan peace?"
"YUCK!!!"
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
i laught for real at the end in the classroom...oh damn i'm late for the maths class xD
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There's not much to say that hasn't already been said. Maybe a hearty 'Lol' and a 'I'm looking forward to the next chapter.'
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"Let go of the monster, boy! I mean let go of the boy, monster!"
"Okay. Eri should really teach me how to speak in her native language, so if encounter things like these next time they'd understand me."
Lovin' these. :lol:
The Kaiju took this chance to lunge at her and hit her a couple of times until she was floored. Then it mounted her and started pounding her continuously.
Damn Kaiju is living out my fantasy. :(
"I have to admit, that position was kinda hot but I'm done playing, teddy." she said as she dusted her suit and her butt.
Okay, visualizing that...
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!! :jerk:
"Turn the buckle to the left to activate 'Shadow Skill'." the man instructed.
...
when she looked around, there were already a dozen copies of herself surrounding the Kaiju.
Ooooooooooooooooh man! MULTIPLE MIKI'S!!! :w00t:
"Who the hell?" but before Miki could get a clear look, the intruder moved something in its buckle into another direction while saying something like 'Rabbit Kick' and dashed towards the Kaiju and delivered an energy charged roundhouse kick.
OMGASS!!! Another Rider! With a KICK!!!
Miki found Taro from the pile of boxes and carried him.
If that kid tries to be grabby with Miki NOW, she should just toss him back in there. :twisted:
The intruder looked at Miki too and did a familiar gesture before it took off.
"What the fuck? It can't be......."
"......Did she just do Usa-chan peace?"
IT'S THE BUNNY FROM THE ZEKKYOU CM segment on H!M!!! XD
"YUCK!!!"
Classic Miki response. :damnfunny
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Oh snap! This is addictive! Moooore! xD
I'm loving Miki's responses. They're classic! Also, I can't wait to see the other riders. (I know there will be more! Kame(n) Rider!)
Oh, and I'm guessing you saw the video on YT where that guy was dressed in a red sentai uniform doing the OAD? Well, that's what I was imagining anyway. :P
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Miki stepped out of the burning studio while carrying Taro. She was surprised to find out that there were a lot of people outside and they started clapping as she walked out.She handed Taro to the medics. When she turned around, she was suddenly surrounded by a pack of reporters.
"Who are you?"
"Where did you come from?"
"Are you an alien?"
"Are those real boobs or just padding?"
"Etc, etc, etc..."
Miki wanted to take off the helmet, brag and answer their questions but she remembered something. She remembered the pink-clad rider who interfered and set the studio on fire. Miki was pissed not just because she wasn't able to user the Shadow Edge, but because the rider did the Usa-chan peace. And only one person is known to do that a lot.
"It can't be Sayu, she's too dumb to do this kind of stuff. But I gotta talk to her later just to make sure. And I have to ask that stud what the hell exactly is going on. Waittaminute. Shit, he's still inside!"
She faced the reporters and said "Fujimoto and someone else are still inside! I have to save them first!"
"Why would you want to save the wretch?" she heard someone say. It was one of the staff that asked her to help Taro earlier. Miki almost lost her temper, but she understood why that staff member felt that way. For the first time, she felt sympathetic to someone else aside from herself.
"Yeah.You're right. I hope that wretch died in the fire already." she said as she went inside.
The smoke was thick but Miki was able to see though it with the help of her helmet.
"Damn! How can I call for him if I don't know his name! Hey! Where are you?"
"Fujimoto! Over here!"
Miki turned around and saw that he was already in the fire exit. She headed for the exit too. Once outside, the man dragged Miki into an alley.
"What are we gonna do here....oh, so you want to do it somewhere dirty eh? Okay, just help me get this thing off first then do whatever you want to me."
"Can't you not think about sex even for just a minute?"
"I can try." Miki answered.
After 2 seconds...
"Sorry, I just can't. Come on, if you don't want to do it here, it's your place or my place. Wearing something this tight is really making me hot inside."
"Sorry to disappoint you, but we can't do it even if I wanted to or even if you force me to."
*GASP* "You already have kids?"
"No!"
"Then why?"
"It's the hero-mentor rule of non-intimacy."
"Hero-mentor what? I've never heard of such a thing!"
"You know, like in those shows where there's a master who teaches his or her student of the opposite sex all the things he or she needs to know about their secret martial art techniques, those kinds of things."
"What about it?"
"If they fall in love, one of them dies in the end. Sometimes both of them die. I don't want to die young."
"Bleh! What a lame rule! And besides, we can do it even if we're not in love you know. You can think of it as a one night stand, only I won't be letting you go off after one night. Plus, I won't think you'll be able to stand after we're through."
"Better get used to it because that's not the only rule you'll have to follow now, since you're a Rider."
"What?! I didn't say I'll do this full time! I have voice lessons, dance practice, hot, steamy nights with Ayaya, and a bunch of other stuff to do. And to think I said I didn’t have a hobby."
"But you're the only one who can so you have no choice."
"I'll think about it first."
"The way you talk makes me feel like you're the one who won the bet."
"Sorry about that. I know I should keep my word. Fine, I'll do it. I'll be a Rider. But..."
"But?"
"But I really want to do it. With you. You should be proud, because there are only a few men who have ever touched my body. I even only need one of my hands to keep count. There's the H!P in-house doctor,..."
"Spare me the details."
"So, we do it now?"
"Nope, we're not going to do it unless you can get me drunk or by using force."
"By force then." Miki said as she cracked her knuckles. But before she could lay a finger on him, she stopped frozen on her tracks. "What the? I can't move!"
"Seems like Kuroneko doesn't like what you're thinking."
"Tell him to set me free."
"I can't. Kuroneko has a mind of it's own. If he feels you're going to do something evil, he will stop you."
"I was just kidding! Do you think I'm really serious? Come on!" she said but suddenly she got a mild shock from the henshin collar. "OUCH! That hurts. But it's kinda kinky too."
"You'll get shocked when you lie."
"I'm fine with that. At least a part of my body doesn't get longer when I don’t tell the truth. Okay, no more advances from me from now on. Anyway, how do I take this suit off?"
"There are many options..."
"Well don't just stand there, tell me one."
"Fine. You can only take it off if you've done ten good deeds."
"Ten? That's too much!"
"Okay. Five then."
"Tell me another option. Doing good deeds is for sissies. The easiest one please."
"The easiest way is by saying 'cast-off'. However, it will..."
"CAST-OFF!" as Miki said those words, she was again covered with the sailormoon-ish light.
"Wait!"
"What?"
"Cast-off does take the suit off, however, it'll also take whatever clothes you have underneath with it!"
"What!!!!? Thanks for telling me just now!" she said as the light started to fade. "Where will my clothes go?"
"I don't know."
Finally, the light vanished. Only the henshin collar was on her body. She was nude but she didn't care. Miki looked at the ground. Kuroneko was purring on her leg. She bent down, patted him on the head then picked him up and cradled him in her arms. Then she stared at the man.
"I wasn't looking." he said as he looked away and whistled Egao yes Nude.
"Yeah right! That lump on your pants tells me otherwise! I know I should be mad at you because that was one of my favorite set of clothes but I won't be mad."
"Why?"
"Because now you'll have to buy me some new clothes. And you should know, I don’t like wearing cheap clothes."
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5849/tsuduku2er5.jpg)
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I just love this Miki character that you have created.
Thumbs up
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Woot, good chapter again wordsworth!
I don't know what to comment.. just awesome! :D
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Miki is hilarious when she's horny. I don't think i'm getting all the Tokusatsu in-jokes, but everything else is funny enough to make up for my lack of understanding. Thumbs up all the way.
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Hurray for Tokusatsu jokes!! *goes off to start Kamen Rider Den-O*
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"Who are you?"
"Where did you come from?"
"Are you an alien?"
"Are those real boobs or just padding?"
"Etc, etc, etc..."
What kind of questions are those? :scratch
...
Then again, this IS Japan. :P
"Can't you not think about sex even for just a minute?"
"I can try." Miki answered.
After 2 seconds...
"Sorry, I just can't."
I'm impressed she lasted THAT long. :lol:
"Sorry to disappoint you, but we can't do it even if I wanted to or even if you force me to."
...
"It's the hero-mentor rule of non-intimacy."
"Hero-mentor what? I've never heard of such a thing!"
"You know, like in those shows where there's a master who teaches his or her student of the opposite sex all the things he or she needs to know about their secret martial art techniques, those kinds of things."
OH COME ON!!! IT'S MIKI-SAMA!!! AND SHE'S IN A NEKO COSTUME FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! :ONomg:
You should be proud, because there are only a few men who have ever touched my body. I even only need one of my hands to keep count. There's the H!P in-house doctor,
:ONkekeke:
"Anyway, how do I take this suit off?"
...
"The easiest way is by saying 'cast-off'. However, it will..."
"CAST-OFF!" as Miki said those words, she was again covered with the sailormoon-ish light.
"Wait!"
"What?"
"Cast-off does take the suit off, however, it'll also take whatever clothes you have underneath with it!"
"What!!!!? Thanks for telling me just now!" she said as the light started to fade. "Where will my clothes go?"
"I don't know."
Impression of the dude at that moment ==> (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/shrug.gif)
Finally, the light vanished. Only the henshin collar was on her body. She was nude but she didn't care.
...
Then she stared at the man.
"I wasn't looking." he said as he looked away and whistled Egao yes Nude.
"Yeah right! That lump on your pants tells me otherwise!"
:ONwhistle:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure he wasn't. :MKkekeke:
"I know I should be mad at you because that was one of my favorite set of clothes but I won't be mad."
"Why?"
"Because now you'll have to buy me some new clothes. And you should know, I don’t like wearing cheap clothes."
Miki-sama deserves nothing but the best clothes. :yay:
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:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
man this is too good...so entertainningXD
really nice chapter wordsworth !
JFC took the words out of my mouth hahaha
"Are those real boobs or just padding?"
XD XD XD
what are you looking at Mr.Reporter !!they didn't say is was a freak because is has boobs nee ? XD
"It can't be Sayu, she's too dumb to do this kind of stuff.
:rolleyes:
She faced the reporters and said "Fujimoto and someone else are still inside! I have to save them first!"
does she has an alternate voice ? :D
"Yeah.You're right. I hope that wretch died in the fire already."
that's not really a hero type of sentence , aren't they surprised ? XD heros save badguys too XD
"Damn! How can I call for him if I don't know his name!
indeed XD
"What are we gonna do here....oh, so you want to do it somewhere dirty eh?
wth XD XD XD
"Can't you not think about sex even for just a minute?"
"I can try." Miki answered.
After 2 seconds...
"Sorry, I just can't.
oh man :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
*GASP* "You already have kids?"
*ChrNo is dying...laughing too much*
"Bleh! What a lame rule! And besides, we can do it even if we're not in love you know. You can think of it as a one night stand, only I won't be letting you go off after one night. Plus, I won't think you'll be able to stand after we're through."
what a XD
"What?! I didn't say I'll do this full time! I have voice lessons, dance practice, hot, steamy nights with Ayaya, and a bunch of other stuff to do. And to think I said I didn’t have a hobby."
XD XD XD XD i thought she would be the kind of character here to skip the first reasons to do the 3rd once...she just use them as excuses hehehe...
"I was just kidding! Do you think I'm really serious? Come on!" she said but suddenly she got a mild shock from the henshin collar. "OUCH! That hurts. But it's kinda kinky too."
"You'll get shocked when you lie."
hahaahahah that's great XD
"Cast-off does take the suit off, however, it'll also take whatever clothes you have underneath with it!"
"What!!!!? Thanks for telling me just now!" she said as the light started to fade. "Where will my clothes go?"
"I don't know."
he did that on purpose !!! XD he knew she would have done it before he finishes his sentence !
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Miki was sitting on a bench, wearing the unknown man's trench coat. It was a bit dark so the passers-by really didn't notice or mind her, even if her crossed legs were bared to get attention. Kuroneko was asleep on her lap. She patted the cat's head gently.
"I can't remember the last time I played with a cat. But the name of the last one I played with was named Takitty ehehehe. I still can't believe that all this is happening." she said.
The man arrived, carrying a couple of shopping bags.
"What took you so long? I was getting cold." she said.
"You should know that it's my first time to shop for a girl's clothes... and underwear! You should have seen how those women looked at me when I was in the underwear section."
"Serves you right. At least you did it for me. You should be honored."
"Right." he said as he gave the bags to Miki. Miki checked out the goods then looked at him.
"Where'd you get these?"
"Why? They're too cheap for you?"
"No, no. Actually, these are quite expensive. I wanted to buy some of these before but if I did, I wouldn't be able to buy an extra Wii controller. Thanks a lot."
"Did I hear you correctly?"
"What? About the Wii controller? Yeah, mine got broken because I have alternative uses for it, if you catch my drift."
"No, the last part. But please tell me that you don't use that controller as a...."
"Ha! I know how to show gratitude too if that's what you're asking. Unless, you were expecting me to show it in another way." Miki said as she flashed her bare shoulder. "You can play with my Wii if you take me home."
"Now that you have clothes, why don't you change."
"And let them vanish again? No way! I'm taking these home. I'll wear your coat till I get there so you have no choice but to go to my place." she said as she stood up. "I don't have shoes."
"There are shoes inside the other bag."
"I told you I'm not wearing them, even the shoes."
"So what do you expect me to do? Carry you on my back?"
Miki answered him with a dagger look.
"You've got to be kidding me."
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"Careful with your fingers. They might go somewhere."
Miki was on his back. Her hands were on his shoulders and his hands were in you know where. Kuroneko was following them.
"I guess that's what you wanted in the first place."
"Haha. You know me too well. By the way, you haven't told me your name yet...hey, that tickles."
"You should have worn at least underwear you know."
"Nah I'm used to this. Remember the costume for the LU LU LU PV? I wasn't wearing anything else waist down.
"I haven't seen it."
"Really? So what PVs have you seen? Thanks? Melodies?"
"None of those."
"What about Morning Musume PVs?"
"Nope."
"Don't tell me you only watch Berryz Koubou or C-ute PVs"
"Actually..."
"Hah! You're a loli lover! I knew it!"
"I don't have time to watch PVs. I have other things better to do."
"Like?"
"..."
"Fine. If you don't want to talk about it. What's your name by the way?"
"Ryoma."
"That's a nice name."
"Thanks."
"Faster, faster Ryoma! You're hurting me, Ryoma! Fill me up with your...ehehe. It has a nice ring to it."
"I almost dropped you, you crazy woman!"
"I'm not crazy. I was just kidding. But tell me, you liked that one, didn't you?"
"You sure kid a lot. Maybe that's why those younger girls don't really see you as leader material."
"I never was a team player anyway. I didn't choose to be in that group. Just like what happened today. I didn't want to be in that show. Tsunku had everything going behind my back. Everything that happens to me was not my decision. I hate it."
"I see."
"But if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have met you. So I'm a bit grateful."
"You say you weren't given a choice before."
"Yes."
"I'm giving you one now..."
"What? Missionary or do..."
"No."
"Then what?"
"Please tell me Fujimoto Miki, do you want to be a Rider or not?"
"I...I'm...I'm not sure..."
"Don't worry. I'll give you time to think. I don't want you to do something that's against your will. Being a Rider will be hard, and for someone like you, it will be a burden. Saving lives is a difficult task but I believe that you can do it. I was surprised why Kuroneko chose you but he trusts you so I have to do the same.You look and act rough outside but I know that you have a kind heart beneath that tough exterior. Don't worry, I won't think badly of you if you refuse. You will still be Fujimoto Miki. Well, we're here. This is your place right?"
"R..right. You can put me down now."
The door of Miki's apartment opened and out came Aya.
"Miki! Where have you been? I was so worried! I went to the studio as soon as I heard the news. Are you okay?"
"I'm fine."
"What happened to you? Where are your clothes? And who's that guy?"
"Umm. My clothes got burned during the fire. He was the one who helped me. He's mine. I mean, his name is Ryoma."
"Thank you for helping Miki." Aya said as she bowed. "Nice to meet you. Hey you're pretty cute."
"Thank you and nice to meet you too. But to tell you the truth, she was the real hero today, not me. Please think about what I've said, Fujimoto-san. I will be going now. You can keep the coat." he said
After 2 seconds...
Miki grabbed Ryoma's arm.
"I've thought about it."
"Isn't it a bit too fast?"
"No."
"Are you sure about it?"
"I'm not sure what this is really about yet but my answer is yes. I'm going to do it. I'm going to save lives. I'm going to help others. But I won't be able to do it by myself so I need you and Kuroneko's help. You'll have to tell me everything about it tomorrow, okay?"
"Fujimoto-san..."
"Besides, I might not be able to see you again if I let you go now. Plus, I don't want to keep this jacket of yours. It's itchy."
"Fine. I'll take it once you change."
"Now why don't you join me and Ayaya inside so we can play with my Wii…"
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5849/tsuduku2er5.jpg)
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lol Takitty... I wonder if that really a kitten XD
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Hmm, this chapter is really ........ I don't know what the word for it.. lol
My other side love this while the other want to stop reading :D
Nice one wordsworth! Thanks for the new chapter!
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wow...i laught so hard...this is awesome, thanks a lot for this new chapter wordsworth !
"I can't remember the last time I played with a cat. But the name of the last one I played with was named Takitty ehehehe.
LOOOOOOOL genius XD XD XD XD
You should have seen how those women looked at me when I was in the underwear section."
"Serves you right. At least you did it for me. You should be honored."
rofl....
"What? About the Wii controller? Yeah, mine got broken because I have alternative uses for it, if you catch my drift."
XD
I'll wear your coat till I get there so you have no choice but to go to my place."
nice move Miki XD
she said as she stood up. "I don't have shoes."
"There are shoes inside the other bag."
"I told you I'm not wearing them, even the shoes."
"So what do you expect me to do? Carry you on my back?"
Miki answered him with a dagger look.
oh shit that was nicer XD
"I guess that's what you wanted in the first place."
"Haha. You know me too well.
what a ... XD
"Don't tell me you only watch Berryz Koubou or C-ute PVs"
"Actually..."
"Hah! You're a loli lover! I knew it!"
hahahahah....oh damn XD
"Faster, faster Ryoma! You're hurting me, Ryoma! Fill me up with your...ehehe. It has a nice ring to it."
"I almost dropped you, you crazy woman!"
wth XD
I didn't choose to be in that group.!"
hey miki, you should remember you auditioned for it XD
He's mine. I mean, his name is Ryoma."
:ROTFLMAO:
After 2 seconds...
she has something else in mind XD
"Besides, I might not be able to see you again if I let you go now. Plus, I don't want to keep this jacket of yours. It's itchy."
"Fine. I'll take it once you change."
"Now why don't you join me and Ayaya inside so we can play with my Wii…"
hu hu hu hu....
aaaa that was again really really fun to read !
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something tells me they'll find some other new uses for the wii controler XD
haha I love this fic, so funny and interesting :D
who gave Sayumi a rider outfit? can't wait to find out.
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Dirty Ossan Miki! XD :heart: I've always wanted to play with a Wii . . .
It's funny. I never thought about that "No Relationships" rule. Of course, you never see anyone falling in love. >.>
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Right, her Wii...
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"I can't remember the last time I played with a cat. But the name of the last one I played with was named Takitty
Yeaaaaaaaaaah baby. :twisted:
"What took you so long? I was getting cold." she said.
"You should know that it's my first time to shop for a girl's clothes... and underwear! You should have seen how those women looked at me when I was in the underwear section."
"Serves you right. At least you did it for me. You should be honored."
Damn right he should be. I know I would be. :yep:
I wanted to buy some of these before but if I did, I wouldn't be able to buy an extra Wii controller. Thanks a lot."
"Did I hear you correctly?"
"What? About the Wii controller? Yeah, mine got broken because I have alternative uses for it, if you catch my drift.
I wanna be Miki's Wii controller. :shock: :drool:
"Now that you have clothes, why don't you change."
"And let them vanish again? No way! I'm taking these home. I'll wear your coat till I get there so you have no choice but to go to my place."
Beautiful, badass, ecchi, AND pragmatic. Have I mentioned how much I love her? 'Cuz I do. :inlove:
"So what do you expect me to do? Carry you on my back?"
Miki answered him with a dagger look.
"You've got to be kidding me."
BIIIIIIIIIIIIG sweatdrop. :P
"Careful with your fingers. They might go somewhere."
Miki was on his back. Her hands were on his shoulders and his hands were in you know where.
Lucky bastard. :evil:
"You should have worn at least underwear you know."
"Nah I'm used to this. Remember the costume for the LU LU LU PV? I wasn't wearing anything else waist down.
Dayum :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
"Don't tell me you only watch Berryz Koubou or C-ute PVs"
"Actually..."
"Hah! You're a loli lover! I knew it!"
And here we thought Miki was the perv! :damnfunny
What's your name by the way?"
"Ryoma."
"That's a nice name."
Hmmmm...*looks up costs to legally change name as well as for possible references to "Ryoma"*
(a mix of Ranma and Ryouga from Ranma 1/2? O_o)
"Faster, faster Ryoma! You're hurting me, Ryoma! Fill me up with your...ehehe. It has a nice ring to it."
"I almost dropped you, you crazy woman!"
"I'm not crazy. I was just kidding. But tell me, you liked that one, didn't you?"
I could picture him stumbling and trying not to drop Miki as she said this, all the while Miki's got the evil grin! :ROFL
Everything that happens to me was not my decision. I hate it."
"I see."
"But if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have met you. So I'm a bit grateful."
And here I can picture Miki resting her head against the dude's shoulder while she says that....lucky bastard. :evil:
"You say you weren't given a choice before."
"Yes."
"I'm giving you one now..."
"What? Missionary or do..."
SHIZZAM! :ONwahaha:
The door of Miki's apartment opened and out came Aya.
"Miki! Where have you been? I was so worried! I went to the studio as soon as I heard the news. Are you okay?"
Aw, Aya's like the worrying wife/GF! :oops:
"What happened to you? Where are your clothes? And who's that guy?"
"Umm. My clothes got burned during the fire. He was the one who helped me. He's mine. I mean, his name is Ryoma."
Gotta love the Freudian slips! (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/giggle.gif)
"Thank you for helping Miki." Aya said as she bowed. "Nice to meet you. Hey you're pretty cute."
Behold, the influence of the AURA of Miki! :lol:
"I'm not sure what this is really about yet but my answer is yes. I'm going to do it. I'm going to save lives. I'm going to help others. But I won't be able to do it by myself so I need you and Kuroneko's help.
Now if only there was a way to get Aya to be a Rider too. :yep:
*hint hint*
You'll have to tell me everything about it tomorrow, okay?"
"Fujimoto-san..."
"Besides, I might not be able to see you again if I let you go now. Plus, I don't want to keep this jacket of yours. It's itchy."
"Fine. I'll take it once you change."
"Now why don't you join me and Ayaya inside so we can play with my Wii…"
Oh how I dream of hearing her say that.:panda_love:
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*Reads chapter*
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
. . . Genius.
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"Ryoma, can you tell me what's really going on?"
"Sure. What do you want to know, Fujimoto-san?"
"What exactly am I against? What was that thing holding Taro back in the studio? I know it was just a rubber suit and I felt that it was empty, but something gave it life."
"Okay. I'm going to tell you all I know. Have you heard about Karma Fujimoto-san?"
"Yeah. I know about that. And you can call me Miki by the way."
"You see, Miki, ever since the beginning of time, there has been a balance between good and bad karma. For every good karma, there is a corresponding bad karma and vice versa.There hasn't been a problem with that until a few years ago, when someone discovered that humans can actually harness the power of Karma. His intentions were good and he tried different methods on how he could control it buthis actions interfered with the balance, thus allowing the bad karma overpower the good one. The bad karma has become so powerful, it can bring inanimate objects to life and do some evil things to produce more bad karma. You have to destroy those objects... "
"It gives life to objects?"
"Yes."
"Like cars, toys or regular household appliances?"
"Yes."
"Can it also give life to some wotas?"
"..."
"What? You're no a wota are you?"
"The bad karma isn't strong enough to possess living things yet"
"Haha. What's with that look? Don't worry, I was just trying to lighten things up."
"Fine."
"That sounds something straight from a toku show."
"Sounds unbelievable right? It has some similarities but it will be different from toku shows. "
"Okay. So what's the deal with those objects getting possessed? Why do I have to destroy them?"
"When you destroy the object possessed by it, the karma is released but is in a neutral state. In that state, it will be easier to control and contain. You will be able to choose to make it either good or bad karma. You have to collect the neutral karma so that we can restore the balance."
"It sounds easy but it won't be if that rabbit rider interferes again. Where did that one come from?"
"She's from ZODIAC. They created the rider system."
"Oooh! An evil organization! Awesome!"
"I'm not sure if ZODIAC is evil but it seems that it has the same intention. To stop those Karma possessed objects from doing any damage."
"Yeah right. Talk about minimizing the damage! That rabbit rider was the one who caused the fire yesterday. I really hope that was Sayu so I can finally give her the spanking that she needed to get."
"What that rider did was uncalled for. She completely destroyed the karma which possessed that suit. She's probably one of the new agents so she hasn't familiarized herself with the standard protocol yet."
"You mean there's more of them?"
"Yes."
"Are you a part of ZODIAC?"
"I can't answer that question."
"Where did you get this henshin device?"
"..."
"Don't tell me you stole it from them."
"I didn't steal it. My father made that device."
"And he's not part of that group?"
"I don't want to talk about it right now."
"Okay. Hey look at the time. I have to go out for a while and report to Tsunku. Wait for me here. When I come back, you have to give me more details. And I want lunch ready."
"Sure. But your fridge is empty. I can't make lunch."
"There's a store across the street. Go buy the stuff you need there."
"Money?"
"My fridge is empty but your wallet isn't, right?"
"Fine. But can you do me a favor?"
"Yes?"
"Please don't let anyone know about this. Don't tell anyone that you're a Rider."
"Okay. That's understandable coz heroes have to keep their secret identities."
"I have another. And please, listen to this one."
"What is it?"
"Next time, please go change into your clothes in your room. You have no shame it seems."
"Pfft. Look who's talking, you pantsless man!"
"..."
"Hahaha. Perv."
"Miki, please tell me nothing happened last night."
"Of course. I swear. I got tipsy and went to bed early. Nothing happened between us..."
"I see."
"...between us. I don't know if something happened between you and Ayaya. She seems to be wearing your shirt. I’m a bit jealous, you know? But I’m fine with sharing, as long it’s with Ayaya. Okay, I gotta go now. See you two later."
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Ah, a new chapter. Can.t get enough of miki-sama!
I have a good laugh. Love that part miki teasing our pantless hero aide. Lol.
What have ayaya done to him?!
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"Are you a part of ZODIAC?"
"I can't answer that question."
"Where did you get this henshin device?"
"..."
why so mysterious...
"Okay. Hey look at the time. I have to go out for a while and report to Tsunku. Wait for me here. When I come back, you have to give me more details. And I want lunch ready."
"Sure. But your fridge is empty. I can't make lunch."
"There's a store across the street. Go buy the stuff you need there."
"Money?"
"My fridge is empty but your wallet isn't, right?"
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
"Next time, please go change into your clothes in your room. You have no shame it seems."
"Pfft. Look who's talking, you pantsless man!"
"..."
"Hahaha. Perv."
holy...
"Miki, please tell me nothing happened last night."
"Of course. I swear. I got tipsy and went to bed early. Nothing happened between us..."
"I see."
"...between us. I don't know if something happened between you and Ayaya. She seems to be wearing your shirt. I’m a bit jealous, you know? But I’m fine with sharing, as long it’s with Ayaya. Okay, I gotta go now. See you two later."
damn you wordsworth lol
Karma and ZODIAC huh...
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ever since the beginning of time, there has been a balance between good and bad karma. For every good karma, there is a corresponding bad karma and vice versa.
...
The bad karma has become so powerful, it can bring inanimate objects to life and do some evil things to produce more bad karma. You have to destroy those objects... "
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Nice. :thumbsup
"It gives life to objects?"
"Yes."
"Like cars, toys or regular household appliances?"
"Yes."
"Can it also give life to some wotas?"
"..."
"What? You're no a wota are you?"
"The bad karma isn't strong enough to possess living things yet"
:lol:
Ok, so Miki doesn't have to worry about the wotas going all psycho on her...yet. :o
"It sounds easy but it won't be if that rabbit rider interferes again. Where did that one come from?"
"She's from ZODIAC. They created the rider system."
"Oooh! An evil organization! Awesome!"
"I'm not sure if ZODIAC is evil but it seems that it has the same intention. To stop those Karma possessed objects from doing any damage."
Sounds just like ZECT. They even both start with "Z". :P
That rabbit rider was the one who caused the fire yesterday. I really hope that was Sayu so I can finally give her the spanking that she needed to get.
Ah, gotta love Miki.
"Are you a part of ZODIAC?"
"I can't answer that question."
"Where did you get this henshin device?"
"..."
"Don't tell me you stole it from them."
"I didn't steal it. My father made that device."
"And he's not part of that group?"
"I don't want to talk about it right now."
Of course, it wouldn't be a Kamen Rider story without one of the characters being the cryptic, secretive one.
Wait for me here. When I come back, you have to give me more details. And I want lunch ready."
"Sure. But your fridge is empty. I can't make lunch."
"There's a store across the street. Go buy the stuff you need there."
HAI! Miki-sama! :w00t:
can you do me a favor?"
...
"What is it?"
"Next time, please go change into your clothes in your room. You have no shame it seems."
"Pfft. Look who's talking, you pantsless man!"
"..."
"Hahaha. Perv."
PWNED. :D
"Miki, please tell me nothing happened last night."
"Of course. I swear. I got tipsy and went to bed early. Nothing happened between us..."
"I see."
"...between us. I don't know if something happened between you and Ayaya. She seems to be wearing your shirt. I’m a bit jealous, you know? But I’m fine with sharing, as long it’s with Ayaya. Okay, I gotta go now. See you two later."
SHIZZAM!!! :ONwahaha:
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Miki slammed the door of Tsunku's office and confronted the producer.
"Miki! I heard what happened to the studio. I was worried about you. I thought that you didn't get out."
"That's probably what you wanted anyway."
"Of course not! You're one of the best talents here. Losing you would be too much. Good thing that cat hero person was there. She was the one who saved you."
"Cat hero person? Oh yeah. Hehe." Miki said as she scratched her head. "She was great wasn't she?"
"I wonder who she really is. She's probably as horny as a cat in heat too. Oh well. That was another project gone to waste."
"Yeah. I was starting to get the feel of being a Kamen Rider back there. Too bad it turned out this way. I'm going now."
"Don't worry, I have a plan B, and even a plan C."
"Okay. What are they?"
" They're planning to do a remake of Kekko Kamen and they're looking for a lead actress."
"Kekko Kamen? Another toku show?"
"You can say that. But in this show, you don't have to worry about the costume not fitting you or anything."
"A toku show with no costume? That sounds wrong coz the title has 'mask' on it."
"Actually, the mask is the only thing you're going to wear when you fight monsters and stuff."
"No way!" What Tsunku said seems to have sparked Miki's interest.
"Do you want to take the part?"
"Let me hear plan C first."
"They're going to do a live-action Pokemon series with Koharu, Aika..."
"No thanks. But I think I'll consider plan B, just because it sounds hot."
"I can get Yossi, Maki, Rika and Ayaya in the cast too if you do it."
"I'll think about it."
"They won't be wearing anything, even the mask. They'll be tied up and you're going to be the one who rescues them."
"Ha! I've seen them that kind of scenario before. But I was the one doing the tying, not the rescuing. Hehe."
"What will it take to convince you?"
"Ai-chan, Gaki-san, the Rokkies, Berryz and C-ute. I want them in there too."
"Wait. I'll call the producer..."
"Don't take that seriously, I'm just horsing around. I have to go now, I've got something to take care of at home."
"You have a pet at home?"
"Yeah."
"I heard Eri didn't come home last night. Don't tell me..."
"Nah. It's not her. She's only my pet on HPC. But she's gotta work on retrieving that frisbee. Gotta go now." Miki said as she walked out of the door and slammed it in the same manner when she went in.
"I wonder if he actually prepared some lunch. Hehe. Knowing him, he probably did. I hope Ayaya's still asleep. I wouldn't want him to feel uncomfortable coz Ayaya's usually at her horniest when she wakes up...*gulp* I'd better hurry. She might not leave some for me." Miki said as she started to run. Little did she know that something was hot on her tail...
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2018/tdkxi6.png)
note: Kekko Kamen exists but unfortunately I haven't watched or read it yet ;D
anime (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kekko_kamen)
live-action (http://www.sarudama.com/japanese_movies/kekkokamenretur.shtml) (for those who watch Kamen Rider Den-O, check the caps. That's the Denliner's owner right? :D)
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"I wonder who se really is. She's probably as horny as a cat in heat too. Oh well. That was another project gone to waste."
Well, probably at least partially right. :P Bad pun either way.
" They're planning to do a remake of Kekko Kamen and their looking for a lead actress."
"Kekko Kamen? Another toku show?"
"You can say that. But in this show, you don't have to worry about the costume not fitting you or anything."
KEKKO KAMEN!!! (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/giggle.gif)
I still can't believe that this was made into live action (well, that's not entirely true, it IS Japan after all). :P
Do you want to take the part?"
"Let me hear plan C first."
"They're going to do a live-action Pokemon series with Koharu, Aika..."
"No thanks. But I think I'll consider plan B, just because it sounds hot.
:D
"I can get Yossi, Maki, Rika and Ayaya in the cast too if you do it."
"I'll think about it."
Dayum. (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/jerk.gif)
"They won't be wearing anything, even the mask. They'll be tied up and you're going to be the one who rescues them."
"Ha! I've seen them that kind of scenario before. But I was the one doing the tying, not the rescuing. Hehe."
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/ROTFLMAO.gif) Gotta love Miki's ecchi dreams!
"Ai-chan, Gaki-san, the Rokkies, Berryz and C-ute. I want them in there too."
"Wait. I'll call the producer..."
"Don't take that seriously, I'm just horsing around.
Hope she wasn't kidding about TakaGaki. ;D
I hope Ayaya's still asleep. I wouldn't want him to feel uncomfortable coz Ayaya's usually at her horniest when she wakes up...*gulp* I'd better hurry. She might not leave some for me.
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/nosebleed.gif)
note: Kekko Kamen exists but unfortunately I haven't watched or read it yet :)
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(for those who watch Kamen Rider Den-O, check the caps. That's the Denliner's owner right? :D
I think it IS the DenOwner!!! (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/hardgayhead.png)
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Miki was running at full speed but the stalker was able to keep up with him. Miki already sensed that she was being followed so when she turned into a corner, she strapped the henshin collar on and transformed. When the stalker reached the corner, Kamen Rider Neko was already waiting for him, with her Shadow Edge ready.
"I don't know what you are but I feel an evil aura in you. Don't ask how I know." Miki said.
The stalker removed its coat and revealed its form. It was humanoid in shape but he was composed of a bunch of tabloids, gravure and gossip magazines.
"Eeww. You're gross. You probably came from where they dump those fuckin' gossip mags. Wait, is that Aibon on that page? And who's that guy she's with? He looks like Mario."
The abomination attacked Miki but she was able to dodge. Miki didn't waste any time and slashed it with her claws. It disintegrated and a floating orb hovered on where it was.
"So that's the Karma isn't it, Kuroneko." Miki asked her partner.
"Meow."
"Great. Now how am I supposed to contain it?"
Suddenly the chest portion of her suit opened. A mild vacuum took the Karma Orb in.
"That was easy." Miki said. "Oh yeah, he hasn't told me how to take the suit off aside from cast off. How do I take it off, Kuroneko?"
"Meow?"
"What do you mean you don't know either? You're just kidding me, aren't you?"
"Meow, meow."
"Come on, Kuroneko. I'm going to give you a big meal when we get home..."
Their conversation was rudely interrupted by a rain of iron needles. Good thing Miki was able to activate her Shadow Skill on time, avoiding it. She looked up and saw her attackers standing on the rooftop. They wore suits similar to hers.
One of them wore a dark green suit. Its texture was similar to a snake's hide, making the suit look like it was covered by scales. It even had markings and patterns similar to a snake. What made Miki wonder was why there was a pair of eyeglasses in front of the helmet's visor.
The other one wore a tan suit. Nothing weird aside from the tail, a bunch of plastic whiskers and the mouse ears on the helmet.
"Who of you two fuckers attacked me?" Miki asked.
"It was...her. It was her." the one in the snake suit said as she pointed at her companion.
"Eeehh?!! It wasn't me! You were the one who..."
"She also said that you don't have boobs."
"Eeehh?!! I didn't say that!"
"I don't have boobs?" It seemed that this was Miki's limit breaker. What she said made her furious. "Why don't you come down here you little rat and I'll let you suck on them!"
"Eeewww! That's gross. It would be like drinking from a rusty faucet or something."
"Rusty faucet eh? Fine! I'll just whoop your ass and send you back home with your tail between your legs."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"I've got a strange feeling who these two are. But I've got to be careful." she thought.
The one in the rat suit jumped down and stood face to face with her. Miki was a bit taller though.
"You really want to suck on my boobs, don't ya?" she said.
"I've got more boobs than you, you witch!" Nezumi Rider said as she threw a girly punch that Miki wasn't expecting. She got hit square on the jaw,
"Why you..."
Even with suits and weapons, they were still girls and you know what happens in girl fights right? No matter what belt they have in martial arts or how well equipped (with weapons) they are, they will just try to claw at each other and try to pull each other's hair off. But since their hair were inside the helmet, they tried to grab each other's throat. There was a lot of grappling and Miki was practically enjoying herself. She grabbed every part she could. Then she finally overpowered the other rider and mounted her.
"Who's your mom now huh, rat?" she said as she gave her a Rika bitch slap from Sukeban Deka. Miki gave her a couple of those slaps but suddenly Nezumi Rider shot her with some beams coming from her visor. Miki got off her, still shcoked. "What the fuck was that, huh?"
"It's your end." said a voice from behind. Miki turned around and saw Hebi Rider throw needles at her. Miki was able to dodge some of them but one was able to hit her leg. It didn't really hurt since her suit protected her but she didn't understand why it made her numb. She couldn't move. She couldn't even activate her powers, leaving her defenseless.
Then Nezumi Rider blasted her with her beams from behind.
"Yatta! You did it! Now 'flatchest' can't hurt me anymore!" said Nezumi Rider.
"W...what did you do to me, you slimy wretch?" Miki asked the other taller rider.
"Those needles were dipped in a special serum. It's so strong, a drop of it can immobilize an elephant." Hebi Rider said. "Hand over the Karma orb and we'll leave you alone."
"No way! I worked hard to get that!"
"Thank you for your hard work then!" Nezumi Rider said as she bowed down. Hebi Rider hit her and she fell down. "Eeehh? What was that for?"
"Nothing. I just felt like smacking you. Hehehe." answered Hebi Rider.
"When I get out here I'll..."
'You'll what? Be defeated by us again? You should give just give up and hand us the Karma Orb."
"As I said earlier, there's no fucking way I'm going to hand it over to you two just like that!"
"Eeehh? You just said 'No way! I worked hard to get that!' earlier!"
"Wiseass!"
"Very well. We gave you a choice but you didn't take our offer. We will have to eliminate you then." Hebi Rider said as she fixed her glasses. She revealed another set of needles while Nezumi Rider charged her beam.
"What the fuck? My rider career is almost as short as my solo career. Damn, why can't I get lucky for once." Miki thought.
"Bye bye!" said Nezumi Rider as she released her energy beam while Hebi Rider threw the needles.
Miki closed her eyes and just waited for them to hit her. She waited for one minute but it still didn't come. She was sure she heard the beam and the needled hit something but it wasn't her. She opened her eyes and saw another Rider in front of her. Her suit was green and the texture seemed scaly too. What was different about her was she had a shield on her right arm; A shield that looked like a shell of a turtle.
"You two should pick on your nose!" the new rider said.
"Don't you mean 'You two should pick on someone your own size'?" Miki asked.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant."
"You're weird!"
"I know. But I'm a better fighter than you though..."
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2018/tdkxi6.png)
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Kamei Rider! Someone had to say it.
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KATFIGHT! Someone had to say it too. :P
Another fan fic that make me feel enjoy reading it. Miki-sama is so dirty! O_O
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Kamei Rider! Someone had to say it.
Damn, beaten to it. ;D
The stalker removed its coat and revealed its form. It was humanoid in shape but he was composed of a bunch of tabloids, gravure and gossip magazines.
"Eeww. You're gross. You probably came from where they dump those fuckin' gossip mags. Wait, is that Aibon on that page? And who's that guy she's with? He looks like Mario."
Chances are the Aibon incident was what triggered the Karma-kaijin to appear in the first place.
"So that's the Karma isn't it, Kuroneko." Miki asked her partner.
"Meow."
Awww...she can talk to Kuroneko. :k-great:
"Great. Now how am I supposed to contain it?"
Suddenly the chest portion of her suit opened. A mild vacuum took the Karma Orb in.
It opened? So then what, her bare chest was exposed or did the suit just open some wierd vortex thingy?
"Oh yeah, he hasn't told me how to take the suit off aside from cast off. How do I take it off, Kuroneko?"
"Meow?"
"What do you mean you don't know either? You're just kidding me, aren't you?"
"Meow, meow."
"Come on, Kuroneko. I'm going to give you a big meal when we get home..."
Kuroneko doesn't know? Or does Kuroneko just like seeing Miki nekkid? :ding:
She looked up and saw her attackers standing on the rooftop. They wore suits similar to hers.
EVIL RIDERS!!!
One of them wore a dark green suit. Its texture was similar to a snake's hide, making the suit look like it was covered by scales. It even had markings and patterns similar to a snake. What made Miki wonder was why there was a pair of eyeglasses in front of the helmet's visor.
The other one wore a tan suit. Nothing weird aside from the tail, a bunch of plastic whiskers and the mouse ears on the helmet.
Murata and Boss Saito?
"Who of you two fuckers attacked me?" Miki asked.
"It was...her. It was her." the one in the snake suit said as she pointed at her companion.
"Eeehh?!! It wasn't me! You were the one who..."
"She also said that you don't have boobs."
"Eeehh?!! I didn't say that!"
"I don't have boobs?" It seemed that this was Miki's limit breaker. What she said made her furious. "Why don't you come down here you little rat and I'll let you suck on them!"
"Eeewww! That's gross. It would be like drinking from a rusty faucet or something."
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/OhSnap.gif) NOW IT'S ON!!! :scolding:
Even with suits and weapons, they were still girls and you know what happens in girl fights right? No matter what belt they have in martial arts or how well equipped (with weapons) they are, they will just try to claw at each other and try to pull each other's hair off.
GIRLY FIGHT!!! :o ;D
There was a lot of grappling and Miki was practically enjoying herself. She grabbed every part she could. Then she finally overpowered the other rider and mounted her.
Ooooooooooooooooooooh right. (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/Quagmire.gif)
Miki turned around and saw Hebi Rider throw needles at her. Miki was able to dodge some of them but one was able to hit her leg. It didn't really hurt since her suit protected her but she didn't understand why it made her numb. She couldn't move.
...
"Yatta! You did it! Now 'flatchest' can't hurt me anymore!" said Nezumi Rider.
Ouch...bitch is vicious. :grr:
What the fuck? My rider career is almost as short as my solo career.
ZING!!! :OMG:
She opened her eyes and saw another Rider in front of her. Her suit was green and the texture seemed scaly too. What was different about her was she had a shield on her right arm; A shield that looked like a shell of a turtle.
Like Urataros from Den-O! Only GREEN!!! :hee:
"You two should pick on your nose!" the new rider said.
"Don't you mean 'You two should pick on someone your own size'?" Miki asked.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant."
At this point, I picture that Miki's got a BIG sweatdrop. :wahaha:
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lol i can't help but laugh like a silly boy when i read your fics. The conversations were just :wahaha: and :jerkoff:
How come these riders are fighting each other for the Karma when they have a common enemy? That guy definetely still have not told Miki everything :D
KAMEI to the rescue with her turtle shield !! AWESOME !! But Miki wouldn't be able to grope her with the shell around hmm..
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lol...so let me see...
Neko Rider -> Miki
Usagi Rider -> Sayumi (?)
Kame(i) Rider -> Eri (!!)
Hebi Rider --> ??
Nezumi Rider --> ??
hmmm...so all we need is a Kuma(i) Rider ;D and a sniper-type Rider and we'll have the complete Den-O cast. ^^
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I'd say Hebi is Murata; and Nezumi, probably Shibata.
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"Great! That meddlesome turtle is here again. You're starting to become an annoyance to us." hissed Hebi Rider as she removed her glasses to wipe them clean.
"We should get rid of her." said Nezumi Rider.
"Yeah, that's a great idea! I'm going to give you the honor to do it, brat!" Hebi Rider said as she pushed her companion towards the turtle suited rider. They collided and both of them fell on Miki.
Nezumi Rider fell on top of Kame Rider who fell on top of Neko Rider.
"Ouch! Get off me you two! Hey, I can move again." Miki said as she 'accidentally' touched the turtle rider's butt who was on top of her. "NICE ass!" (imagine Miki having a big smile on her face inside her helmet)
"Ewww!" the turtle rider said as she stood up, making Nezumi Rider fall on top of Miki. Then Nezumi Rider's chest made contact with Miki's face.
"You're boobs aren't that big too, you know. Hehe." Miki said as she groped them before she pushed her off. "But they're nice. Somehow I feel like I've touched those before. They remind me of the boobs of this certain Gokkie..."
"Ewww!" Nezumi Rider stood up and ran away with her arms crossed on her chest.
"What? All I said that your boobs were nice." said a puzzled Miki.
"Hahaha! Sounds three look like you're in an orgy or something." Hebi Rider said as she laughed at them. She couldn't see them without her glasses.
"It's you fault!" Nezumi Rider shouted at her. *sniff* "She touched me." *sniff*
"So what if I touched you? I don't have some kind of contagious disease! I'm a practitioner of safe se..." Miki was interrupted before she could finish her sentence.
"She's not the only one who got touched." said Kame Rider. "But you were the first one to say that I had a nice butt. Others would usually praise me for my thighs..."
"Now that you mentioned it, those are fine thighs you have dear." Miki said as he rubbed them. And Kame Rider let her. What's up with her?
"Thank you." Kame Rider said as she placed her hands on her cheeks. She person inside the suit was probably blushing.
"Eehhh? You two are weird."
Hebi Rider put her glasses back on. "Wow! You do have some nice thighs!"
"Not you too..." Nezumi Rider said as she slapped her forehead.
"Yeah, yeah. Back to business. We don't want you two to interfere with our operations so she's going to get rid of you two and get that Karma Orb."
"Eeehh? You're not going to help me?"
"Of course not. Think about it, if you get hurt you can go see that cute in-house doctor."
"Okay." Nezumi RIder said as she started blasting Kame Rider and Neko Rider with laser beams. Miki was able to dodge them while Kame Rider blocked them with her shield and started walking closer to Nezumi Rider. She stopped firing when she was in front of her.
"So you want to try my hand-to-hand combat skills?" Nezumi Rider said.
"Hand-to-hand combat skills? What the fuck are you talking about? You call grabbing and wild screaming 'skills'? Hahaha. You're a funny one." Miki said.
"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I just lost my temper earlier so I wasn't able to use them. And besides you didn't have combat skills yourself." Nezumi Rider lashed back.
"Why you..." Miki wanted to confront her but she could see that Nezumi Rider was ready to blast her with her beams so she backed down.
"Now where were we? Oh yeah, I'm going to give you a taste of the 'Dirty Fist' from School of the Golden Vermin."
"Such a school exists?"
"Yeah."
"I've only heard of the Yellow Toad School and the House of Chupacabra's Elite."
"Ooh, so the Chupacabra school does exist! It's not a myth!"
"Who told you it was a myth?"
"Nevermind. Now I will show you that my training of running up and down the stairs has paid off. That big headed sensei of mine will be proud."
"Funny. But running up and down the stairs is part of my training too."
"Really?"
"Yeah. But It doesn't matter. My perfect defense can withstand any of your techniques."
"No it can't!"
"Yes it can!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"Maybe we shouldn't fight."
"Why?"
"I dunno."
"But I want to fight you."
"Okay. But I don't want to be the first one to throw a punch."
"Me neither."
"I can let you punch me first, so I can visit the in-house doctor."
"Is he cute?"
"Yeah."
"I'll think about it."
"I'm hungry."
"Me too..."
"Who's saying who?" Hebi Rider asked Miki and stood beside her.
"I think the turtle had the last say. It seems that the writer gets paid by the word."
"Hey, you're right. Here, have a cookie."
"Thanks. It's not poisoned, isn't it?"
"Of course not."
"I could have bailed earlier but now I want to see how this fight will turn out."
"Yeah. Me too."
After an hour...
"This is bullshit! They're still not doing anything! My suit already activated it's screensaver on my visor."
*Yawn* "Forget it. I'm going home. See you around."
"Are you sure you don't want to see them fight?"
"You could record it for me, can't you."
"Oh yeah. But I think I'll just also go home. I'm tired."
"See you around then."
"Yeah. See you around..."
Last line was from Hebi Rider. ;D
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2018/tdkxi6.png)
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I wouldn't thought of Gaki-san being a mouse rider.
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Haha words. Awesome as always! Ok, the clouds are dissappearing.. Look like I can recognize them now :3
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This fic sure is Funny. From all the talking, Hebi forgot about the Karma Orb. :D
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Great! That meddlesome turtle is here again
That sounds so "Scooby-Doo-ish". :hee:
Hey, I can move again." Miki said as she 'accidentally' touched the turtle rider's butt who was on top of her. "NICE ass!" (imagine Miki having a big smile on her face inside her helmet)
Yessssssssssssss...accidentally...yessssssssssssssss. :kekeke:
Then Nezumi Rider's chest made contact with Miki's face.
"You're boobs aren't that big too, you know. Hehe." Miki said as she groped them before she pushed her off. "But they're nice. Somehow I feel like I've touched those before. They remind me of the boobs of this certain Gokkie..."
"Ewww!" Nezumi Rider stood up and ran away with her arms crossed on her chest.
"What? All I said that your boobs were nice." said a puzzled Miki.
It's amazing how Miki can remember things just by feel...RIDER GROPE!!! (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/ROFL.gif)
"This is bullshit! They're still not doing anything! My suit already activated it's screensaver on my visor."
*Yawn* "Forget it. I'm going home. See you around."
Screensaver!!! :lol:
Think about it, if you get hurt you can go see that cute in-house doctor.
Perchance,would that be the H!P in-house doctor?
So Kame Rider and Nezumi Rider just end of in some sort of stare-down? (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/blink.gif)
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After Miki left Hebi Rider, she started to talk with Kuroneko again once she reached an alley near her apartment.
"Kuroneko, you haven't answered my question yet."
"Meow?"
"How do I take the suit off?"
Suddenly, her suit started to glow the same way it does when she gets equipped with it.
"Wait, I'm in public! They're gonna see me naked! Aww man..."
The light vanished and to Miki's surprise, her clothes were intact. Kuroneko was on the ground but he jumped into Miki's arms.
"Wow! How did you do that, Kuroneko?" Miki asked as she raised the cat in the air.
"Meow."
"What? You mean all I have to do is ask you nicely and it'll come off?"
"Meow."
"Damn that Ryoma! I'm gonna give him a spanking when I get back!"
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Miki carefully opened the door to her apartment so she could sneak up and startle Ryoma. But she stumbled upon something she wasn't expecting to see...
"Hey Ryoma, you lousy pervert! Why didn't you tell me that...I...can...
Ryoma was leaning towards Ayaya, who was sleeping on the couch.
"Hey, were you just gonna take off Ayaya's clothes?"
"It's....It's not what you think, Fujimoto-san."
"Not what you think my ass! And why are you holding her bra? And it looked like you were sniffing her too. And I thought I was the only one who had a sniffing fetish."
"I wasn't sniffing her!" Ryoma answered as he threw away what he holding behind him. It landed on an electric fan and it got propelled to Miki's hand.
"Hmm. These are new. I never saw her wear these before... Waittaminute! These are mine!" she said as she gave Ryoma the glare.
"I can explain! I can't find Matsuura-san's, so I just got one from... "
"You raided my drawer? YOU RAIDED MY DRAWER?!!!"
"No! I just picked one that was scattered on the floor."
"Whew! Don't you know that it's not polite to open the drawers of other people, let alone girls' drawers?"
"I know that. But why are you so scared? What's inside your drawer?"
"My diary..."
"You...have... a... diary?"
"So? Can't I have one?"
"So you do have a sensitive side after all, Fujimoto-san."
"Yeah, yeah. I get emo sometimes. But didn't it cross your mind that she and I don't have the same size?"
"I just wanted to cover her..."
"Cover Ayaya? With my bra? That's a joke right?"
"No."
"I don't believe it. You're a closet perv!"
"I'm not a closet perv!"
"So you're a perv then?"
"..."
"Don't tell me you just wanted to get your shirt back."
"Well, yeah. She is wearing MY shirt(*). But I wasn't trying to do anything you would do to a sleeping girl." (*see previous chapters)
"That's lame. But yeah, I DO do those things to Ayaya when she's asleep. Have I told you about that time when...hey, that's not the issue here!"
"You're the one who went off-topic..."
"Why didn't you just wake her up, or at least waited for her to wake up?"
"I..."
"Go ahead. I'm all ears."
"It looks like she needed some sleep. She looked really tired since last night. You girls really don't get too much rest, don't you?"
"Yeah. It's your fault, you know."
"My fault?"
"I could hear what you two were doing even if my room was closed."
"...Did we really....Matsuura-san...did we....you know….Fujimoto-san?..."
"Tell me honestly. You like her more than me, don't you? Don't worry, I won't get mad."
"That's not true."
"So you like me then?"
"Who doesn't?
"A lot?"
"Maybe they don't know the real you yet."
"But I bet they've seen Real 226..." (props to you if you get that)
"...?..."
"Kidding aside, even I don't know myself..."
Suddenly, Aya raised her arms and yawned. Miki and Ryoma looked at her. Ryoma's face turned red, blood gushed from his nose and he fell to the ground.
"What's wrong with him?" Aya asked Miki.
"Uh, wardrobe malfunction?" Miki answered while pointing at Aya's chest area. Aya looked down and her face turned red too.
Apparently, Ryoma's unbuttoned shirt exposed Aya's you know what. Aya then buttoned up after Miki pointed it out.
"How come I'm wearing his shirt?"
"Hehe. I put than on you while you were sleeping."
"You what?"
"Don't worry, nothing happened last night. I just wanna play with him a bit. I didn't know he was that faint hearted...Hey, he did make lunch for us."
"You're evil." Aya said as he tried to drag Ryoma on the couch.
"Well, it's you who knows me best."
"Is he your boyfriend?"
"I don't want to answer that question yet."
"Okay. So who's going to wake him up?"
"Let him lie there for a bit. Let's eat first. I'm hungry."
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wooo finially a new chapter heheheh
i guess you wrote too much cuteness and had to do something a bit more ... like what's written on your profile loool
ok nvm what i just said...
anyway fun as always !
now the question is how Miki understands kuroneko ? lol
"Hey Ryoma, you lousy pervert! Why didn't you tell me that...I...can...
Ryoma was leaning towards Ayaya, who was sleeping on the couch.
lol ?
"Hey, were you just gonna take off Ayaya's clothes?"
"It's....It's not what you think, Fujimoto-san."
it's always 'it's not what you think" anyway XD now explain..
And I thought I was the only one who had a sniffing fetish."
lol ... mal come out of wordy's mind XD
"Hmm. These are new. I never saw her wear these before... Waittaminute! These are mine!" she said as she gave Ryoma the glare.
"I can explain! I can't find Matsuura-san's, so I just got one from... "
"You raided my drawer? YOU RAIDED MY DRAWER?!!!"
rofl....
"I know that. But why are you so scared? What's inside your drawer?"
"My diary..."
"You...have... a... diary?"
"So? Can't I have one?"
"So you do have a sensitive side after all, Fujimoto-san."
i don't know why but that just sounds wrong lol
"Yeah, yeah. I get emo sometimes. But didn't it cross your mind that she and I don't have the same size?"
hum...ok slap me.... who has....nvm XD XD XD XD
"I don't believe it. You're a closet perv!"
"I'm not a closet perv!"
"So you're a perv then?"
"..."
she knows how to get answers XD
"Yeah. It's your fault, you know."
"My fault?"
"I could hear what you two were doing even if my room was closed."
"...Did we really....Matsuura-san...did we....you know….Fujimoto-san?..."
why is he asking what he did ? lol
"But I bet they've seen Real 226..." (props to you if you get that)
lol wth is that ?
Suddenly, Aya raised her arms and yawned. Miki and Ryoma looked at her. Ryoma's face turned red, blood gushed from his nose and he fell to the ground.
lool i thought she was wearing his shirt ? she is not naked so...what happend ? XD
"What's wrong with him?" Aya asked Miki.
"Uh, wardrobe malfunction?" Miki answered while pointing at Aya's chest area. Aya looked down and her face turned red too.
rofl....
"How come I'm wearing his shirt?"
"Hehe. I put than on you while you were sleeping."
"You what?"
"Don't worry, nothing happened last night. I just wanna play with him a bit. I didn't know he was that faint hearted...Hey, he did make lunch for us."
"You're evil." Aya said as he tried to drag Ryoma on the couch.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
edit : aaaaaaaa thks ferrar1, i guess only Miki fans would know the first meaning lol...
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
glad to have updates for this fic. your sense of humour is no 1 in this fanfic dept :D i really love the conversations in your fics, never fail to make me laugh
lol wth is that ?
226 is Feb 26, i think you'll get it now :) AND it's a title for a PB
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"Wait, I'm in public! They're gonna see me naked! Aww man..."
The light vanished and to Miki's surprise, her clothes were intact.
Aww man. :P
"What? You mean all I have to do is ask you nicely and it'll come off?"
"Meow."
"Damn that Ryoma! I'm gonna give him a spanking when I get back!"
Me first! ME FIRST!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA ME FIRST PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!! :pleeease:
Ryoma was leaning towards Ayaya, who was sleeping on the couch.
"Hey, were you just gonna take off Ayaya's clothes?"
"It's....It's not what you think, Fujimoto-san."
Busted. ;D
"Not what you think my ass! And why are you holding her bra? And it looked like you were sniffing her too. And I thought I was the only one who had a sniffing fetish."
"I wasn't sniffing her!" Ryoma answered as he threw away what he holding behind him. It landed on an electric fan and it got propelled to Miki's hand.
"Hmm. These are new. I never saw her wear these before... Waittaminute! These are mine!" she said as she gave Ryoma the glare.
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/OhSnap.gif)
"I don't believe it. You're a closet perv!"
"I'm not a closet perv!"
"So you're a perv then?"
"..."
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/OWNEDKick.gif)
Suddenly, Aya raised her arms and yawned. Miki and Ryoma looked at her. Ryoma's face turned red, blood gushed from his nose and he fell to the ground.
"What's wrong with him?" Aya asked Miki.
"Uh, wardrobe malfunction?" Miki answered while pointing at Aya's chest area. Aya looked down and her face turned red too.
Apparently, Ryoma's unbuttoned shirt exposed Aya's you know what. Aya then buttoned up after Miki pointed it out.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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"How come I'm wearing his shirt?"
"Hehe. I put than on you while you were sleeping."
"You what?"
"Don't worry, nothing happened last night. I just wanna play with him a bit. I didn't know he was that faint hearted...Hey, he did make lunch for us."
Yeah, there are moments when he's useful. :P
"You're evil."
And that's why we wub her. (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/wub.gif)