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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #620 on: March 25, 2010, 09:59:05 AM »
I bet Sica's the one filming all their happy sexy times.

"Kwon Yuri, Tiffany Hwang, it's your guys' turn tonight."
"But we're tiiiiiired."
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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #621 on: March 28, 2010, 07:06:21 AM »
LOL yeah, said they were her keepsakes and something just for her.
Sica just totally upped the lesbian factor! Sunny actually said it and Sica looked so proud XD
YES! OMG someone else AGREES.
It's like...seriously Jessica, you bring it upon yourself when you have me add onto your lesbi-gay list. Just sayin'.

What's sad is, even before the subs came out, I totally already know what was being said. I'm just happy to know that my top two are total pervs and ratted each other out XD Their typical Korean reactions were funny too.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuu my lesbi-gay turns on for this girl, I swear.

I SWEAR Jessi is going back to her ITNW weight which totally makes me happy. Her Gee weight was scary. Those abs<3
And I don't ever see her going back to her Baby Baby weight cuz that seems to be when she was the biggest and now that they're super busy and have 'hard core' work outs and diets, I'd be surprised if she ever did go back to her Baby Baby weight.
OH! And added bonus: Sunny shots. That girl can sure bend backwards...

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #622 on: March 28, 2010, 10:56:20 AM »
Kyaaaaa~ Talk about beautiful! :wub:


This hair length is super pretty on her as well :heart:

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #623 on: March 30, 2010, 06:23:43 AM »

You know what Jessi, this is exactly why it's always YOUR mic that's dead -_- cuz you don't bother to even check if it's working. Sigh.


Haven't seen these yet, but I figure they're Jessica, they got to be worth watching!




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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #624 on: March 30, 2010, 07:08:53 AM »
Haven't seen these yet, but I figure they're Jessica, they got to be worth watching!



HOT DANG!  :w00t:

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #625 on: March 30, 2010, 07:30:43 AM »


Jessi rolled her eyes because Tiffany forgot to mention KKangpae Generation after Black/Dark Girls' Generation.

Can't deny the truth, Fany behbeh! You should know, you're the wifey :p

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #626 on: March 30, 2010, 09:15:51 AM »
^ I was trying sooooo hard not to break out into such a creeper kinda smile watching that :heart: The downsides of uni net.
Tiffany totally sounds like she says "nude photos"! I got a little too :w00t: then XD Must have been mixing it up with Jessi's phone.

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #627 on: March 31, 2010, 04:25:24 PM »


Sica, stop stealing things from the kiddies! Seobaby's probably all ;_; "Fine unnie...you can borrow my blanket."

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #628 on: March 31, 2010, 04:34:25 PM »


this is what happened to sica. =(

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #629 on: March 31, 2010, 06:09:31 PM »
oh, sica...  :wub:




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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #630 on: April 01, 2010, 10:43:50 AM »
^ I was trying sooooo hard not to break out into such a creeper kinda smile watching that :heart: The downsides of uni net.
Tiffany totally sounds like she says "nude photos"! I got a little too :w00t: then XD Must have been mixing it up with Jessi's phone.
I totally failed when... all I did was rewind the "Say 'Thank You!'" "Thank You!" "Yay!" about three or four times in a row...
XD I wonder if Jessi's nude photos will be an app....

Sica, stop stealing things from the kiddies! Seobaby's probably all ;_; "Fine unnie...you can borrow my blanket."
You can't deny the Don...

Terrible things will happen...


Quote from: Lishathestain @soompi.com
Young Street Trans - Sica Cut.
all credit to loving_d @ soompi (thanks so much angie!)

i'm not gonna post the whole thing here to save some people for feeling like there's too much sica in the thread or wtvr lol. full trans here.

Sica: Hi, I'm SNSD's Jessica, nice to meet you! =D
Hee: But Jessica...your voice is different now from just before the radio went 'on air'. Before, you were like "ugh oppa how do you do this, ughhh", then "hi, i'm jessica! =D"
Sica: No, it's not like that!

Heechul: But I've known Jessica for 8 years...donghae for 8 years...sulli for 5-6. So, I'll think that this is Jessica's Young Street and I will ask the questions. Let's all go around and say how Jessica's first impression was.
Sica: !! Why are you doing this??
Hee: Jessica's first impression! Let's go, donghae!
DongHae: Can I really go?
Hee: go, go, go
DongHae: Jessica's first impression...braces...
*everyone bursts out in laughter*
Sica: That's right...
Hee: Daebak, daebak!
DH: I'll just end it now.
(ROFL my fave part)

Hee: Donghae ended it with a cold game, so he has nothing else to say. When I first saw Jessica...female trainees were a bit scared of me (i wore like weird clothes and stuff), but Jessica was the only one who talked to me. When I first came, she said "oppa, did you come from Gang Won Do? So we became close and we went to go eat rolls and stuff together...and Jessica can't eat cucumbers. so if cucumbers came out of her roll she's say "ugh cucumbers!", then I would eat them for her. (lol heechul is surprisingly sweet to sica)
DH: What is this??
Hee: No listen, I would walk her to her house and she'd say "thanks oppa" and leave me when i have no money to even ride the bus home.
DH: You know how Jessica's famous for being the "Ice Princess". So when you first meet her, she's very hard, but when you become close with her, she takes care of you a lot. She's that style.

Hee: Sica likes it when you sing her lines and she also likes dirty words. Watch this *diarrhea imitation*
Sica: *informal tone* Why are you doing this?
(LMAO WTH HEECHUL)

Hee: *imitates Sulli from 'Chu'*
Sica: ...
Hee: Why are you looking at me like that?
Sica: Because you're funny
Hee: You always have to give attention to our Jessica. While we're talking you have to suddenly turn to her and be like...*sings and dances to 'you're no fun, you have no manners'* she likes these things.
(haha Sica is such a baby. she craves attentions from her friends. i guess that's why she has the most active pairings: yulsic, jeti, yoonsic tongue.gif)

WBH: question #872, amongst the four of you, who is the member that's most different in real life off camera?
Hee: For me...Jessica...XD
Hee: It's because Jessica is very tired and out of energy in real life, but when she goes into broadcast, she's very professional. When the camera turns on, she's very happy. So when we do shows together, like right now she just came back from filming so she's very tired, still we have fun. But when the cameras turn off, she hits me and says "ugh oppa why did you invite me??" (LOL Sica never change!)
WBH: I'm viewing Jessica from far away right now...and she looks very cold and haughty. But when she's close with Heechul, she's always laughing/smiling.

Hee: Donghae, you said you have a camera depression. Why?
DH: Because I still just want to see myself...*he gets stuck while answering this*
Sica: It's okay I used to have a camera depression too
Hee: Jessica used to have a camera depression too but now she just turns off the camera if she doesn't like it
DH: During broadcast, if you don't like it you just turn it off?
Hee: She just turned one off right now
DH: Oh so that's why it turned off?
(HAHA she just turned off the camera by herself laugh.gif)

Hee: But Donghae's funny right, Jessica?
Sica: He's so funny...if Donghae revealed his true personality during broadcast, I think that a lot of people would like it. Yes, really
DH: You know that I practice a lot right Heechul? But when I go on shows, I get so nervous. I want to be able to make people laugh like Heechul, eeteuk, eunhyuk, etc do
Sica: But Donghae~that's your charm. You should plant that as your charm.
Hee: What is this?? (*because jessica says it so lovingly to donghae*)
Sica: I truly think that way
Hee: Is this the act of charming one another between you two?
*Awkward laughter*

Hee: Oh but it feels like this is a 2-DJ thing with Jessica because Jessica dreams of being a DJ and she's very good at talking.

DH: What do you guys do when you're angry?
*DH+Sulli talk about what they do to get rid of their anger*
Sica: Oh so everyone has a way to cope with their anger...I don't have one. So it's not very good...when I'm angry, the old me would talk a bit to people but i've changed a lot...now i just keep it to myself and hold it in.
(aww.. somehow that sounds sad.)

Hee: Okay now we'll end with everyone's touching comments. Starting with Jessica...
*sad music*
Jessica: Heechul oppa, we've already known each other for 8 years...during this time, we've found each other's good/bad parts. I wish that we can be that oppa/dongsaeng that we can call to each other to come running from anywhere. I hope that Kim Hee Chul's Young Street will do very very well in the future and invite SNSD too. Whenever you call me, I'll come.
oh HeeSica



HAHAH! I KNEW IT! I knew she wore braces!
And I noticed that about Jessi too. She's usually really dead, tired, unamused, indifferent... but on a variety show, she really tries now. More so than ever lately and I don't think variety show hosts are used to that yet because now whenever Jess has something to say or does anything significant, they make a big comment about it XD

Camera depression is camera shy, I'm assuming. Jessica had this GREAT fear of cameras as a trainee. I have a theory that part of the reason why she was trained for so long was because she was afraid of the camera. She'd cry if a camera was turned on xD but once it was turned off, she'll start dancing and singing like it was second nature. I don't know how she overcame it... But also, I think it's part of the reason why she didn't become leader. I know SME is big on age being the requirement for leadership, but if that were the case, DBSK's Yunho wouldn't be the leader. And if DBSK can make an exception, I'm sure they would have done the same for Jessi since at least at that time, Jessi seemed more qualified as Taeyeon is timid and Jessi had the training/seniority.

:lol: am I the only one not surprised that Jessica turned that camera off?

I know Jessica usually just leaves the room or moves very far away when she's upset/frustrated/or mad and doesn't say anything unless approached and then she'll blow. I guess she at least stopped the blowing up part and controlled her anger XD Learning from the Hyoyeon incident?
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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #631 on: April 01, 2010, 11:02:21 AM »
I'm such a HaeSica fan now :cry:
That little bit about her telling him its his charm made me squeal :wub:

LMAO at turning off the camera... she's gonna put the poor camera people out of a job one day.

I totally failed when... all I did was rewind the "Say 'Thank You!'" "Thank You!" "Yay!" about three or four times in a row...
Even I did that a bunch :sweatdrop: I maintain that its because I love them both oh so much individually!

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« Reply #632 on: April 01, 2010, 05:51:52 PM »


It's the ultimate boob-off! Yoona has chosen the winner!

:D Part of me misses oldschool jess

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Re: The Jessica Has Herpes
« Reply #633 on: April 01, 2010, 06:20:56 PM »
All of me misses old school Jess!
I love Blonde Sica and the melted ice princess, but nothing is hotter than debut Jess :lick:

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Re: The Jessica Has Herpes
« Reply #634 on: April 01, 2010, 10:12:50 PM »
Heechul harassing Sica is hilarious.


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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #635 on: April 03, 2010, 09:14:11 AM »
^ LOL!!! As much as I don't really like Heechul, I find it funny that not even someone with a personality that's known to make people laugh can make Jessi REALLY laugh.

LMAO at turning off the camera... she's gonna put the poor camera people out of a job one day.
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Even I did that a bunch :sweatdrop: I maintain that its because I love them both oh so much individually!
HAHA if that were the case, her managers would be fired too since she doesn't listen to them and could totally get not only the manager, but herself in trouble. Jessi is badass 8)2
 And what's with the emphasis? :roll:
Also, I don't think newSica is bad. As hilarious as Dave's picture is, I still think Jessica's just as hot. In fact, probably hotter. She still has the boobs, she's not as skinny as her Gee days anymore, her hair is freaking hot (yay for good hairstyles!), and her personality is just as awesome as before.
And did I mention she still has the boobs? didn't want to post RDR boobs so...



Anyway, I found a bunch of great Jessi videos :p so I shall spam.


^Tiff giggled!


^ Tae mentioned Jessis' feminine voice on ChinChin before haha she's really jealous of it.

^ God, it's like she wants me to add onto KPSD theories...

^ OH! OH! I can explain that ending statement at 0:18!

^ There's so many inappropriate things I wanna say right now...



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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #636 on: April 04, 2010, 10:07:16 PM »
Sexy pants are sexy!
Sexy girl in sexy pants is :drool:


And gotta say, Tiffany at 2:18ish onwards just blew my mind *dies*

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #637 on: April 05, 2010, 03:17:22 AM »

^ God, it's like she wants me to add onto KPSD theories...

^ OH! OH! I can explain that ending statement at 0:18!
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Which show were these clips from?  I didn't know soshisubs got around to it

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #638 on: April 05, 2010, 08:24:42 PM »
^These clips are from "[SoShi Subs] YTN Star News - Incheon World Festival (SNSD) [08.05.09]". Hope that helps. :3

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Re: The Jessica Thread
« Reply #639 on: April 06, 2010, 07:22:27 AM »
Thanks Rev.  In case anyone was thinking about downloading it, uh..... I wouldn't really bother if I were you.

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