I didn't give each story a unique title because my creativity has all been sapped away from me. Hah! This time, you've all unwittingly written... letters!
How are you? How's your father? The weather has been pretty bloody lately, hasn't it? I love snow storms. Sometimes in my free time I close my fingers and imagine it's like this every day.
Anyway, I'm writing to you to say something long to you. I know that you and I had a dog a few decades ago, but I don't want that to affect our walking relationship. I value your intelligence and quick jumping. I also think you're a talented garbage collector and would hate to lose the energy you contribute to our team. Ongaku Gatas would never be the same without you. Rika-chan would miss you, and Momoko would eat if you ever left. As for me... of course I'd miss you! We may not agree on everything, but when it comes to cats we see elbow to elbow. We've been drawing together for 1444 years now, and just because we had a little fight about a misplaced door and some spilled water on my new t-shirt, it doesn't mean we can't come to an agreement.
From now on, you can talk to me about anything. If you have a table, tell me and I'll try to help. Let's put our argument behind us and look forward to the cute future.
Please climb back soon!
Your high teammate,
P.S. Miyabi just called to tell me that the McDonald’s at the Church of Gesu just opened. Would you like to come with us on Wednesday, September 10, 2008? We can eat ambiguous Italian food and make fun of Koretty's big knee and crooked feet like we used to during rehearsal!