I took this from my post with the videos (because after 10 YT vids, the forum stops automatically embedding it :T) and I'm just gonna post it here with the translations. It's not really that funny, but I realized that only after I spent half an hour and got like 1/4 of the video done T_T So I just finished it anyway.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOgFy5ddd1E&eurl=http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?action=post;topic=18537.0;num_replies=4&feature=player_embedded
*REMINDER: Toni is now 25 and in this video she's 21
Boy (the gay talk host, he's really good and that's his stage name!)Toni
It was a bit different for me to see the timid and honest side of Toni cuz she's usually a jokester on tv. But I guess when it comes to HER being interviewed, she gets serious
Boy: Friends, you're coming back here to HOMEBOY and we're just friends but we're not boyfriend and girlfriend. How 'bout you, do you have a boyfriend?
Boy: How old are you?
Boy: oh, 19. and what's your name?
Boy: Suzette? Let's just hold hands, okay? while we're talking. Toni Gonzaga, thank you for coming here. It's a really big deal and (?).Toni
: Thank you very much.
Boy: Toni, no one is going to believe.Toni
: I haven't even said anything haha
Boy: ...that you haven't had a boyfriend since your birth.Toni
: No one does ever believe me, they all think it's a joke!
Boy: That's true, because we're not going to believe no one's ever courted you.Toni
: Actually, just this year- oh wait, but just last year I received some roses, like real gifts from someone who asks someone out. But last last
year or ever since I was growing up, there wasn't really anyone who would approach me and tell me that someone was trying to ask me out.
Boy: Do you know why?Toni
: Umm... What my friends say is that it's because I look like a snob, hostile; and others say that it just looks like I'm not interested in guys (sLaVe: keekee
Boy: But what's the right one- are you scary or just not interested in men?Toni
: Um, it's because... well they'd never understand if I don't smile. It just really looks like I'm snobby or hostile and because me, when I have a crush on a guy, a guy I really feel, the effect is different for me. I become even MORE snobby, like there's a wall. It's like I don't want to talk to him. I really change (it)! So...
Boy: So no one really courts you because you go even further rather than...Toni
And like when I see a guy that all the girls are going crazy for, I loose my will. It's like that.
Boy: Really? So it's not that you're intimidated (because of the boy)? That's what I really want to ask.Toni
: No, it's not that. I have guy friends-
Boy: Is there something Toni, that you do now so that perception of you lowers?Toni
: Um, there is. It was probably around last year because I realized that I was 20 and I had never recieved a bouquet of roses if it weren't for getting it after an interview... hahahahah
Boy: So what happened when you did receive roses?Toni
: I became really friendly!
Boy: So you smiledToni
: I smiled! and to the cute guys, I'd say "hi!"
: But for real, Daddy (referring to Boy), when there's a cute guy... I don't want to. He might think I have a crush on him or he might think...
Boy: But there is, you're just feeling embarrassedToni
: Mhmm. It's like that
Boy: Okay, so when you started to smile, you received bouquetsToni
: Yes, that, it happened. People started to notice me-
Boy: So where do the bouquet of flowers go toToni
: The church hahahah
Boy: Coming from?... Oh, really?Toni
: Oh, if it's not from church- oh no, this is bad, it's so embarrassing, I'm going to blush right in front of my grandma's grave!
Crowd: Wooo hahaha clap clap2:54Toni
: Cus um, it's because we never get to visit my Grandma's grave so usually when we visit, we give roses. And since I started getting them now or someone starts asking me out... Hahah I'll say "Grandma, this is from someone who's asking me out. I'm offering it to you" But sometimes, if the arrangement is really nice or it's a pricey one, I'll bring it to the church.
Boy: Okay, so now, how often is it that you receive flowers?Toni
: Yuck, this is so embarrassing haha I'm not even that pretty3:25Toni
: Uh, depending
There's weekly ones... hahah
Crowd: Woo hahaha clap clap
Boy: Toni, how many is it that consistently send flowers and show it?Toni
: Um... now... Um because I don't consider it courting
Boy: Oh, you don'tToni
: No, because there are some guys who are just really rich and if you say "Ah, he's asking me out" and then when the news reaches him, he'll say "Oh, I'm not really asking her out, I'm just messing/joking with her".
Boy: What is it that you're looking for, Toni?Toni
: ... Me? I'm looking for things that are lost
Boy: What is it that is lost?--Toni
: Lost boys~ Oh Me?
Boy: What is it that is lost? Yeah, what are you looking forToni
: But no, for me I feel sometimes if there's a bad boy, I feel really attached to that. So therefore, I try to protect myself from that.
Boy: Bad boy as in...Toni
: Yeah, like when I see that there's one guy that is the whole country's crush and many are going crazy over him- of course my ego gets in, "What if he'll ask me out; of course I'd be the one everyone is jealous of"--
Boy: Let's be more specific here. No, come on. Who; the crush of the nation, hypothetically.Toni
: Hypothetically... Oh my, I'm really gonna drop a name
Boy: Yes, just say it, it's just us two anyway-Toni
: Okay, fine, let's reveal it!
: It's Louis Montano (?)
Boy: So the guy...
Crowd: Woo clap clap
Boy: The question is, "did you ask yourself 'what if he did ask me out?'"Toni:
what I asked myself
Boy: And he asked you out (for real)Toni
: Yes he did, hahaha he did!
Boy & Crowd: woo hahah clap clap
Boy: And why is it that you guys didn't end up together?Toni
: Um, because right now, at the age of 21... and uh, I realized this is a new chapter... (english english). I realized that I really have (english english). It's like, I can not develop (english english). And I mean, that relationship, like a real constant relationship that will get deep because through he years... I don't know, it was just like he was there
Boy: Yeah, and we can't let go of that. But that's the good thing about being human- you have a relationship with God, relation with your parents, at your job, you have a relationship with your feelings.Toni
: Mhhm, that's definitely it right there hahahah
Boy: That relationship with God is every day, so are you ready now to fall in love? Or is that a growing premise? Should I say, "are you READY to have strong relationships?"Toni
: that's it, I realized for 21 years that my love department has been locked up
Boy: Riiight, Open it up~Toni
: Yes, I'm trying to open it right now, and let's see.
Crowd: Woo clap clap
Boy: Exciting, the life of Toni Gonzaga. We will look for the key so we can open up the door of the heart of Toni.
Girl2: *Talking about her not having boyfriends. Then she talks about books* and says "you should read them"Toni
: Oh, I read those things too
(what a loser!)
Girl2: Titile is I KISS DATING GOODBYEToni
: *spazz* OH, I read that too! (sLaVe: omg xD)SKIP TO 8:24
Boy: Sometimes, you need to look for those feelings... Hahah, look, she's thinking deeplyToni
: hahah, it's true! Sometimes--
Boy: that's what you needToni
: Yeah, I realized this one book, that the reason why there's spaces in our hands is for someone to fill it up like *that*. And when I read that--- ayyy~
-END FOR TONI-
I promise I'll translate a funnier one if this one was too boring