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JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:47:53 AM »
JPHiP Man Cave
- The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!

Inspired by such movies like "Scarface" "The Killer" "A Better Tomorrow" (and all John Woo movies) and the recent "I Love You, Man" comes this idea...:hipheart: THE MANCAVE.


A man cave (also sometimes mantuary) is a male sanctuary, such as a specially
equipped garage, spare bedroom, media room, den, or basement. A place to play
songs inspiring manhood, aka man ballads aka manllads
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daigong and Masa, here to save the Manliness of JPH!P and the Manlove Forum itself. Here in THE Basement where we can shit talk about Man Laws, shit talk, eat meat, drink beer, watch sports, play guitar, and NO GIRLS (they can lurk bwahaha)  :fap

Bromance tips from 'I Love You, Man' cast

Start off by introducing yourself in...

The Bromance Survey

Ultimate malebonding anthem:
Wank station:
Favorite man food:
Favorite drink while malebonding:
Favorite malebonding hobbies:
favorite malebonding video game:
Favorite bromance movie:
Favorite celebrity bromance:
Favorite malebonding location:
Favorite malebonding TV-show:
Favorite sport:
Favorite phrase/motto:
The manliest word:
Best malebonding present:
Your bromance tips:


Shoot the shit with topics like favorite power tools, manly cars, and more. Toss out regular topicss to shit talk on. Of course, we gotta start with:

The Man Laws

#1: Never see other mans penis
#2: Never touch other man's penis
#3: Dissing your friends is mandatory
#4: Making up random nicknames whenever possible
#5: Men don't drink from straws.
#6: Always dis your homie's team, esp. when they lose
#7: Spoiling movies/tv-shows/sports is never allowed
#8: Both men have to say "no homo" out loud after hugging each other unless they are wasted or the hug is sports related
#9: Never share a drink with another man

Think of any more?

MAN'S GAME, BITCH!
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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 08:50:19 AM »
LET'S DO THIS! :pimp:

The Bromance Survey

Ultimate malebonding anthem: George Lam's Man of Determination: George Lam - Man Of Determination (Original Video)
Wank station: In front of my computer
Favorite man food: steak
Favorite drink while malebonding: cheap ass beer
Favorite malebonding hobbies: playing video games, shit talking about women, music, movies, etc.
favorite malebonding video game: NHL 1995
Favorite bromance movie: Scarface, any John Woo
Favorite celebrity bromance: Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro
Favorite malebonding location: Basement
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Sportscentre
Favorite sport: Hockey
Favorite phrase/motto: EPIC!
The manliest word: FUCK!
Best malebonding present: Liquor, sweet sweet fine liquors
Your bromance tips: Don't sit directly across from bro at restaurant



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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 09:13:50 AM »
MALEBONDING FTW!

The Bromance Survey
Ultimate malebonding anthem: George Lam's Man of Determination
Wank station: In front of my computer
Favorite man food: Steak with BBQ sauce
Favorite drink while malebonding: Beer & Whisky
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Boozing, watching movies/sports & playing video games
Favorite malebonding video game: NHL 2009
Favorite bromance movie: Scarface, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Favorite celebrity bromance: Ben Affleck & Matt Damon
Favorite malebonding location: Finland-Sweden ferry & homies' apartments
Favorite malebonding TV-show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Favorite sport: Hockey & MMA
Favorite phrase/motto: No Homo
The manliest word: Damn!
Best malebonding present: Booze
Your bromance tips: It ain't gay if you say "no homo" afterwards
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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 09:22:36 AM »

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 09:29:58 AM »
FUCK YEAH!

Male Bonding

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2009, 09:35:35 AM »
The Man Law #10

Men don't share headphones.

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2009, 09:33:29 PM »

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 09:36:38 PM »
IM IN FUCKERS

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 09:39:01 PM »
Drink up Homie!!




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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 09:43:42 PM »
let's do this... but later lol, jjust saving my spot.

Ultimate malebonding anthem:
Wank station: computer
Favorite man food: fried rice
Favorite drink while malebonding: beer
Favorite malebonding hobbies: music, postwhoring, watching random videos, playing +18 games
favorite malebonding video game: final fantasy VII, football manager
Favorite bromance movie: The Godfather, Taxi Driver
Favorite celebrity bromance: Clint Eastwood, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee
Favorite malebonding location: the pc room
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Scrubs
Favorite sport: Football/Soccer
Favorite phrase/motto: don't have one
The manliest word:
Best malebonding present:
Your bromance tips:
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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 09:52:53 PM »
Welcome to The Man Cave shura-bro! :welcome

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 09:55:35 PM »
FUCK YEAH MANCAVE!!!


Ultimate malebonding anthem: We Are The Champions by Queen
Wank station: desk
Favorite man food: MEAT (nohomo)
Favorite drink while malebonding: alcohol. straight or mixed with other alcohols/soda. no fruit juice in are drinks.
Favorite malebonding hobbies: watchin sports, ogglin T&A, talking about farting and taking shits
favorite malebonding video game: sports games. Madden, FIFA, WWE games. Shooters played on multi-player death match. Fighting games.
Favorite bromance movie: something with Stallone beating/killing the shit out of people. something with AHNOLD beating/blowing the shit out of stuff. Uplifting sports movies
Favorite celebrity bromance: Masa and Daigong? lol.
Favorite malebonding location: THE MANCAVE
Favorite malebonding TV-show: cops
Favorite sport: football, european and american.
Favorite phrase/motto: FUCK YEAH
The manliest word: DAMN! ala Ron Simmons
Best malebonding present: video games with baller multi-player, gifts that mock your homie
Your bromance tips: stay on your nohomo game. if you think you MIGHT need to nohomo, nohomo. dont risk it.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2009, 11:17:33 PM by tenkei »

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 10:16:12 PM »
TENKEI YOU TRAITOR! The only reason why you are here is cuz you got kicked outta Babe Cave :P

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 10:45:50 PM »
TENKEI YOU TRAITOR! The only reason why you are here is cuz you got kicked outta Babe Cave :P

like you dont wanna be in the babe cave?! we need to install some surveillance in there

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2009, 10:47:19 PM »
* mini*wheat sneaks in

ALREADY INSTALLED SURVEILLANCE IN HERE BITCHES.
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2009, 10:57:39 PM »
we've been infiltrated D:

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 11:00:04 PM »
Damn I Think I'm a bit too much man for all of y'all. Is cool tho, you gotta have someone to look up to, right.

The Bromance Sevrey

Ultimate malebonding anthem: MANOWAR - Brothers of Metal (note that MANOWAR always have to be written in capital letters)
Wank station: Front of the Comp or 110" screen.
Favorite man food: Elk steak, rear of course, with sauce and some side dish like fries. I HATE bitches who wants medium or well done. Fags.
Favorite drink while malebonding: Tsipporo or any watery American beer that just runs down yer throat.
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Drinking beer and playing video games.
Favorite malebonding video game: NHL '94 (Oilers can't lose) and any FIFA game
Favorite bromance movie: Solo
Favorite celebrity bromance: Don Frye
Favorite malebonding location: Living room, sports bar.
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Entourage
Favorite sports: (my note: sportS not sport) A man loves every sport and knows everything about them. Some favs are MMA, Football, Football the other one, Basketball, Any sport with hot girls and all other sports.
Favorite phrase/motto: Just for the lols
The manliest word: Pöka
Best malebonding present: BBQ tools. So that guy can flip you some burgers.
Your bromance tips: No physical contact during video game nights. Doesn't matter how drunk you get. NO FIGHTING. Some stuff always breaks if you do.

Get the girls outta here. They don't understand what's so awesome about womens figure skating, womens beachvolley, womens tennis etc. :fap
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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 11:33:38 PM »
Capture that miniwheat!!!! Before she reads about

MARVEL on the Bromance bandwagon :lol: but they changed the title



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If This Be Bromance--! Marvel’s greatest buddies take the spotlight in this one-of-a-kind collection, and it’s male bonding like you’ve never seen — as Cable and Deadpool swap stories, Wonder Man and the Beast share a plane ride, Spidey and the Human Torch battle back-to-back, Wolverine makes a bet with Nightcrawler, Black Panther and Everett Ross lay their feelings on the line…and the Warriors Three set sail for fun! Plus: Captain America and the Falcon, Iron Man and Jim Rhodes, and more! Be here as Marvel says, “I love you, man!” Collecting MARVEL TEAM-UP #121, CAPTAIN AMERICA #126, AVENGERS TWO: WONDER MAN & THE BEAST #1, POWER MAN AND IRON FIST #79, CLASSIC X-MEN #4, MARVEL SPOTLIGHT #30, CABLE & DEADPOOL #19, IRON MAN #216, BLACK PANTHER #25, TALES OF SUSPENSE #78 and MARVEL FANFARE #15. Rated A …$24.99 ISBN: 978-0-7851-4186-0


Source: http://marvel.com/catalog/?id=12656

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2009, 02:45:30 AM »
Ultimate malebonding anthem: MC5 - Kick Out the Jams
Wank station: Computer or bed
Favorite man food: Pizza
Favorite drink while malebonding: Dr. Pepper
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Slap boxin'
Favorite malebonding video game: Super Street Fighter II Turbo
Favorite bromance movie: Stripes
Favorite celebrity bromance: Al Bundy and Jefferson Darcy, Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar
Favorite malebonding location: Whoever's house has the most food and drinks and the best TV.
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Married...with Children, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Favorite sport: Watching chicks wrestle in (and out of) bikinis
Favorite phrase/motto: "DAMN!" as in, "DAMN She got a big butt!"
Best malebonding present: Chicken wings
Your bromance tips: Don't occupy the middle urinal.

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